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Orbital Teapot
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Orbital Teapot
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The Maintenance Guy
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At least she won't ever have to worry about putting her foot in her mouth.
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I dated a girl named Ilene in high school, we were totally in 'love', high school love...whatever... but, if we had married, she really would have been: Ilene Wright. That wasn't gonna work. heh. |
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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I buckled under pressure and got married in 2001. So, I have been breaking all the hearts ever since. Now, if a beautiful brazilian/italian combo ever comes my way, though... may have to upgrade to wife2.0 |
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Orbital Teapot
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I guess the theme park will be footing the bill for her medical needs.
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Woman should only make babies
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I figured I would see an IHOP joke in here.
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Woman should only make babies
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I agree seriously stop the jokes. That poor sole
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So, how exactly does this ride cause someone to lose their feet?
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Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
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sounds like she went out on a limb
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Orbital Teapot
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Looks like the 230 foot drop was a bit much for her.
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Well, at least she'll still have a leg up on the competition
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