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Horrible feeling been there. Believe it or not an ER Dr recommended blueberry muffin from local chain. They were huge but did the job and tasted great. Do you drink coffee? Coffee and muffin is a sound play without bad side affects. For some reason Dr's are always less worried about this than patients.
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Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs
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I wonder if your system will back up, and you'll shit out your mouth?
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Wasted away again...
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Too late.
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You should have a big order of nachos with the works, jalapenos,sour cream etc., you will be shitting your ass out.
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Fight, build, win!
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There is an enema in someones future.
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taco bell
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How many days can you go without shitting before you die? This thread got me curious.
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I'll be back.
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You should be effaced. You should start dilating soon. Push hard, but not too hard, and breath alot. You will be fine.
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I routinely go 2-3 days without making a deposit.
I'm sure I'm broken. lol
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Praise Him
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clogged drain?...........
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We now have a shit thread next to the Ham thread, ugh.
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Two words: obstructed bowel
That's serious shit
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