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ptlyon
09-30-2004, 09:00 AM
Injury Report ~

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS (0-3) AT BALTIMORE RAVENS (2-1) — Chiefs: OUT: TE Kris Wilson (ankle). QUESTIONABLE: CB William Bartee (neck); WR Eddie Kennison (hamstring); WR Samie Parker (hamstring). PROBABLE: DT John Browning (foot); RB Omar Easy (knee); WR Dante Hall (lips); S Shaunard Harts (neck); DE Vonnie Holliday (groin); RB Priest Holmes (ankle). Ravens: OUT: C Mike Flynn (collarbone); TE Todd Heap (ankle). DOUBTFUL: T Ethan Brooks (knee); DT Kelly Gregg (knee); RB Ovie Mughelli (hamstring); CB Deion Sanders (hamstring); LB T.J. Slaughter (hamstring); WR Travis Taylor (thigh).

Abba-Dabba
09-30-2004, 09:05 AM
I saw that this morning and had a few chuckles myself.

BigRedChief
09-30-2004, 09:07 AM
Okay I'll start it off......He got injured trying to untie metrosexual squirrels tails that he found in his backyard.

ROYC75
09-30-2004, 10:32 AM
Lips ?

Maybe he needs to grow a really thick mustache to use as a bumper gaurd . I mean , if you are going to be a high speed c**ksucker, you need a bumper gaurd !

OK, it's a joke folks....don't go ballistic on me here .

go bo
09-30-2004, 10:37 AM
Lips ?

Maybe he needs to grow a really thick mustache to use as a bumper gaurd . I mean , if you are going to be a high speed c**ksucker, you need a bumper gaurd !

OK, it's a joke folks....don't go ballistic on me here .and how exactly do you know about bumper guards on c*cksuckers, anyway? :p

ChiefsFanatic
09-30-2004, 10:39 AM
His lip looked grotesque after the game. It seemed to be 4 times bigger than a normal swollen lip, and it was clear that it had been spilt open pretty well.

Does anyone know if he needed stitches?

morphius
09-30-2004, 10:40 AM
His lip looked grotesque after the game. It seemed to be 4 times bigger than a normal swollen lip, and it was clear that it had been spilt open pretty well.

Does anyone know if he needed stitches?
Last night I heard 6 stitches.

ROYC75
09-30-2004, 10:44 AM
His lip looked grotesque after the game. It seemed to be 4 times bigger than a normal swollen lip, and it was clear that it had been spilt open pretty well.

Does anyone know if he needed stitches?

Yep..... it needed to be stitched up.


Hey go bo...... No experence here, but I heard that joke along time ago, just passing it along.
:thumb:

BigMeatballDave
09-30-2004, 10:46 AM
Chiefs: OUT: TE Kris Wilson (ankle) I thought it was his tibia/fibula that was broken...

go bo
09-30-2004, 10:47 AM
Yep..... it needed to be stitched up.


Hey go bo...... No experence here, but I heard that joke along time ago, just passing it along.
:thumb:sure, roy...

whatever you say... :p

elvomito
09-30-2004, 10:47 AM
its very close to the ankle, but i wouldn't consider it to be a broken leg

they showed dante on the news monday helping some kids make a play ground... man his bottom lip was swollen bad.