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DenverChief
10-03-2004, 07:03 PM
Think you know John Kerry? Think again. FACT: John Kerry claims to have been in Vietnam during Christmas. FACT: The Vietnamese do not celebrate Christmas. FACT: John Kerry not only lied about his Purple Hearts he lied about his green clovers, his blue stars, purple horseshoes and red ballons. FACT: John Kerry Was absent for 77 out of 100 senate votes last year alone, where was he? Doing the nasty with your momma. FACT: The Bush twins are way hotter than the two butterfaces John Kerry spawned and everyone knows it. I believe America has one question for you John Kerry, why so long in the face?
DenverChief
10-03-2004, 07:04 PM
Did you know, that George W Bush claims to care about the black community, but still refuses to approve the funds that would allow Colin Powell to put 23's on his Hummer and for Condoliza Rice to get her teeth fixed. Did you know, that George W Bush wants to change our Constitution to force homosexuals to shop at Wal-Mart with the rest of us? Did you know, that George W Bush admits to getting bad information regarding Iraq?....no sh!t....Did you know, that because of the Patriot Act Dick Cheney can go through your daughters hamper and sniff her dirty panties without asking? Did you know, when asked why American taxpayers were footing the 200 billion dollar war in Iraq George W Bush replied with "wow, we're still in Iraq?" Did you know that George Bush wants to eat your baby? Call the Whitehouse today and tell George W Bush you're not gonna eat my baby!
teedubya
10-03-2004, 07:04 PM
and this isnt political? :hmmm: wrong forum??
Inspector
10-03-2004, 07:05 PM
Cool, I get to respond to wrong forum thread.

I've always wanted to do that!
DenverChief
10-03-2004, 07:06 PM
and this isnt political? :hmmm: wrong forum??

:spock: did you actually read it?
DenverChief
10-03-2004, 07:07 PM
Cool, I get to respond to wrong forum thread.

I've always wanted to do that!

no it was meant for this forum....because it is funny....i.e. not serious like the D.C. forum ;)
teedubya
10-03-2004, 07:07 PM
Think you know John Kerry? I believe America has one question for you John Kerry, why so long in the face?

Think you know DenverChief? I believe Chiefsplanet has one question for you DenverChief, why the dong in your face?
DenverChief
10-03-2004, 07:09 PM
Think you know DenverChief? I believe Chiefsplanet has one question for you DenverChief, why the dong in your face?

Because I'm gay?
Skip Towne
10-03-2004, 07:16 PM
This is funny? :shrug: Coulda' fooled me.
DenverChief
10-03-2004, 07:17 PM
This is funny? :shrug: Coulda' fooled me.

your too old to laugh remember?;)
jagerdrinker
10-03-2004, 07:19 PM
...about as funny as DenverChiefs' vasectomy?
wazu
10-03-2004, 07:20 PM
This is funny? :shrug: Coulda' fooled me.

Yeah...not seeing it. Most political humor is lame, but this takes it to the next level.
DenverChief
10-03-2004, 07:21 PM
...about as funny as DenverChiefs' vasectomy?

:spock: where would you get that idea? I'm gay and not having children...not "fixed" and not haivng children :thumb:
DenverChief
10-03-2004, 07:22 PM
Yeah...not seeing it. Most political humor is lame, but this takes it to the next level.

so Dick Cheny sniffing you daughters panties and Kerry missing sentate votes to do the nasty with your momma doesn't cut it eh?
DenverChief
10-03-2004, 07:25 PM
(9/10/2004) It's the anti-Kerry and anti-Bush ads

http://www.ks1075.com/home/features_morning_after.html#
DenverChief
10-03-2004, 07:30 PM
AND Ralph Nader says...."This ought to be a crime!"
Inspector
10-03-2004, 07:36 PM
no it was meant for this forum....because it is funny....i.e. not serious like the D.C. forum ;)

Dang.

Maybe I'll get another chance someday..
Skip Towne
10-03-2004, 08:36 PM
Yes, I am old and humorless. But this still isn't funny. And Beer Me's putting wigs on politicians isn't funny either......unless you're in junior high.
DenverChief
10-03-2004, 08:50 PM
Yes, I am old and humorless. But this still isn't funny. And Beer Me's putting wigs on politicians isn't funny either......unless you're in junior high.

I missed that...do direct my attention to that thread
Skip Towne
10-03-2004, 09:12 PM
I missed that...do direct my attention to that thread
Ask Beer Me. He thought that was way too funny for the DC forum. It wasn't.
KCWolfman
10-03-2004, 09:14 PM
no it was meant for this forum....because it is funny....i.e. not serious like the D.C. forum ;)
You mean it's meant to be funny. Christopher Reeves isn't this lame.
KcMizzou
10-03-2004, 09:44 PM
Christopher Reeves isn't this lame. ROFL

Now that's funny.
DenverChief
10-03-2004, 09:51 PM
You mean it's meant to be funny. Christopher Reeves isn't this lame.

yea your right talking about the sand in your vagina is much funnier
KCWolfman
10-03-2004, 10:02 PM
yea your right talking about the sand in your vagina is much funnier
No, but this is on the same level as "My kid is voting for Kerry because he is taller" that TJ posted.

You had better be careful or the two of you will be forced to comedy camp to learn the meaning of funny.
KCWolfman
10-03-2004, 10:02 PM
ROFL

Now that's funny.
Thanks
Mr. Kotter
10-03-2004, 10:07 PM
yea your right talking about the sand in your vagina is much funnier
:rolleyes:
Taco John
10-04-2004, 12:43 AM
No, but this is on the same level as "My kid is voting for Kerry because he is taller" that TJ posted.
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Huh? I didn't post a "My kid is voting for Kerry because he is taller" joke...

I posted a "My kid is voting for Kerry because Bush whined like a puss during the debates" joke.

It's hard work getting it right, eh?
Taco John
10-04-2004, 01:26 AM
of course, I don't claim to have the comedic wit that a Russ, or an, oh I don't know, Bill O'reilly have.