PSA: Fellow Planet Members. I beg you. DO NOT eat the "Honey Butter" flavored popcorn

[|Zach|]

When I was getting groceries last week I grabbed some popcorn and something caught my eye. It was popcorn that is "Honey Butter" flavored. It sounded kind of tasty so I thought I would give it a try...

I popped some tonight and I had no idea what horror I was getting myself into. It smells and tastes awful. Its like cottage cheese serverd out of Andre The Giants Butt with some honey thrown in the mix. If you see this box please stay away from it.

http://www.zachishere.com/picts/popcorn1.jpg

Something else about this brutal situation caught me off guard.

http://www.zachishere.com/picts/popcorn.jpg

If you look at the picture above they claim that this product recieved a Gold Taste Reward from the "American Taste Institute" from 2003. This Institute needs to take long hard look at its practices. I hope some of you will join me in a ground roots movement to get the accreditation of this school taken away. No longer should the minds of Chiefs Planet be worried by something as trivial and meaningless as the direction of our beloved football team. This is much more important. How can any of you sleep at night thinking about www.firecarlpeterson.com when www.TheAmericanTasteInstituteSucks.com is there for the taking.

I hope you and your loved ones never have to experience what I have in this tragic event.

[HolmeZz]

I never liked Popcorn much to begin with, and this new Man Gravy flavor will do nothing to change my opinion.

[Frazod]

You're not supposed to cook it with cabbage, you know. :D

[|Zach|]

You're not supposed to cook it with cabbage, you know. :D
They should have put that on the box then.

Bullshit.

[TheNextStep]

Why do you know what cottage cheese served out of Andre the Giant's ass tastes like?

Especially considering that you apparently know the taste well enough to be able to not only recognise it but also to be able to say "hmmm... tastes like they threw some honey in there..."

[tk13]

I think your problem may be that you're supposed to take it orally and not through the rectum.

[|Zach|]

Why do you know what cottage cheese served out of Andre the Giant's ass tastes like?

Especially considering that you apparently know the taste well enough to be able to not only recognise it but also to be able to say "hmmm... tastes like they threw some honey in there..."
It smelled alot like a porno theater 3 hours after the air conditioning has gone out.


Wait....oh shit...where is the "edit" button?? :cuss:

[Demonpenz]

i like the honey butter, it's like kettle corn, with honey and butter! I would really like some popcorn to come with some ranch dressing

[|Zach|]

i like the honey butter, it's like kettle corn, with honey and butter! I would really like some popcorn to come with some ranch dressing
I liek Kettle corn to! I thought this might taste like it but it doesn't

Have you actully tried this stuff?

[Frazod]

You should send this popcorn to me, Zack. Via FedEx.

I need some poker chips, too. It's extremely urgent.

ROFL

[Demonpenz]

i haven't tried the butter honey, i think it sounds sick. Now micro pork skins, now your talking good

[Abba-Dabba]

ROFL

I made the same mistake of buying that nasty corn.

[|Zach|]

ROFL

I made the same mistake of buying that nasty corn.
If we can stop just one person from getting it.

Then it was all worth it.

[go bo]

i like the honey butter, it's like kettle corn, with honey and butter! I would really like some popcorn to come with some ranch dressingand just where have you seen popcorn come??

[BIG_DADDY]

Its like cottage cheese serverd out of Andre The Giants Butt with some honey thrown in the mix. If you see this box please stay away from it.

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Gotta admire the creativity.