OFFICIAL:: MNF : Chiefs vs Ravens

[teedubya]

Last time I started an Official thread... we beat the Rams on MNF in preseason...

Lets hope the trend continues...


EDIT*** Chiefs win. I am good luck, where is my game ball?

[Hoover]

Go Chiefs!

[Saulbadguy]

I'll be at a bar. Fug game threads.

[StcChief]

Chiefs to snap out of it in a close one 24-16

[teedubya]

Gaz apparently wants 0-4. heh.

[CosmicPal]

I'll be at a bar. Fug game threads.

Me too...

[teedubya]

yeah, it may be helpful to be very very drunk while watching this game...

[CosmicPal]

WTF? This sounds like something I would say.

and it's something I actually do...

:D

[Saulbadguy]

WTF? This sounds like something I would say.
Chiefsplanet has been a bad influence..

[ZepSinger]

Puttin' the kids to bed at 8- then it's just me and the 57" widescreen.
Hoping it doesn't get ugly... :(

[ceebz]

If the Chiefs score 20, they win.

[Hammock Parties]

If the Chiefs score 20, they win.

I agree.

[David.]

jesus christ :shake: I just found out my Econ exam isn't at 5:30 today. It's at 8 pm. SHARON RYAN YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!! I'm shaking in anger now. :mad:

[Rain Man]

That's why God invented bomb threats, David..

[Warrior5]

Chiefs to snap out of it in a close one 24-16

Harumph! Chiefs will upset tonight, and Fooj will be da man.

Banzai!

[KHinz57]

I expect Al Saunders to be fired up that his gameplan over the last 2 weeks has gone to hell. The Chiefs should unleash an offensive assault, that Baltimore isn't ready for. I plan for the Chiefs to win this game, and go on a 4 game winning streak. I have some Wild flavored wings sitting on it Tuesday afternoon if I'm wrong.

[Hammock Parties]

The Chiefs should run a surprise onside kick when they kick off for the first time (meaning lining up in the regular formation). No one would suspect it as DICK VERMEIL'S PUSSY ASS HAS NEVER RUN IT. :shake:

[teedubya]

YEAH!!! this thread is kicking Gaz's threads Azz!!! wooo hoo

[royr17]

I just want us to win and go on a huge winning streak.

[WolfDawg]

I'm pulling for you guys tonight. I think you can pull off the win, just make the rats put it in the hands of Akili Bollerleaf and you got it.

[BigChiefFan]

Let's go out like a bunch of crazed-dogs. Ahh nevermind. :p Go Chiefs, Damnit!!!!

[DJay23]

Fu*k Stuart Scott
Fu*k Michael Irvin
Fu*k Tom Jackson

Football is not a fashion show. Priest will show your asses, "How you go to work."

(If you don't know what I'm talking about, they intro'd Monday Night Countdown by showing Priest entering the stadium in a tan jacket shirt and jeans and The Lewis convicts, came in in fancy suits. Stuart Scott and his cronies proceded to spooge all over each other. Obviously the CHiefs have no chance.)

[4th and Long]

The Chiefs should run a surprise onside kick when they kick off for the first time (meaning lining up in the regular formation). No one would suspect it as DICK VERMEIL'S PUSSY ASS HAS NEVER RUN IT. :shake:
I had it on good authority that WAS the plan until you spilled the beans.
FOOL!
There are Ravens spies EVERYWHERE!

[the Talking Can]

How come I cant upload my own avatar? Dammit I wanna upload my face.

apparently the computer has standards....


j/k....

[Coach]

How come I cant upload my own avatar? Dammit I wanna upload my face.

Looks like you have been checking online alot lately, eh? Ya nervous or something?

[Ultra Peanut]

One thing I will say about the Ravens is that I think their marching band is neat.

[the Talking Can]

oh please Lord let us win!

just one win, you m*%$%f%#^^!!!

[Ultra Peanut]

We're going to kick their asses.

[Fairplay]

I hope and pray our team looks good out there tonight, and for a W.

[RAVEN]

not against us , YOUR BUT WHIPPING IN 8 min. , we will put you out of your misary, the flesh eating RAVENS will FEED real soon,,,,,,,7 min. now you will feel the pain

[Warrior5]

DO IT!

[Ultra Peanut]

Sorry, Raven. You need to prepare for a beating that will make Stevie Wonder cringe.

[Fairplay]

not against us , YOUR BUT WHIPPING IN 8 min. , we will put you out of your misary, the flesh eating RAVENS will FEED real soon,,,,,,,7 min. now you will feel the pain




Learn proper grammer kid.

[Coach]

Now get your guns out and shoot down some Ravens!

[Ultra Peanut]

**** JOHN TRAVOLTA AND KICK THE HELL OUT OF THE JAILBIRDS!!!!!!

[Duck Dog]

Let's get this mutha goin'!

[BigVE]

ABC is not real with it...clip of JOHN TAIT?????

[Coach]

We can do this!! Shut all the "Pro Analysts" UP! C'mon who's with me...Let's hear it!

Offense- TIME TO GO TO WORK!
Defense- TIME TO GO TO WORK!
Special Teams- TIME TO GO TO WORK!

LET'S GO CHIEFS!

[the Talking Can]

not against us , YOUR BUT WHIPPING IN 8 min. , we will put you out of your misary, the flesh eating RAVENS will FEED real soon,,,,,,,7 min. now you will feel the pain
u r gay

[Skip Towne]

not against us , YOUR BUT WHIPPING IN 8 min. , we will put you out of your misary, the flesh eating RAVENS will FEED real soon,,,,,,,7 min. now you will feel the pain
What grade are you in?

[KCJake]

This is it boys. Game time. This is our season.

[Fairplay]

Ray Lewis looked like a jag-off out there.

[tk13]

I wonder what that dance Ray Lewis just did is called...

[Duck Dog]

Geezus, how many commercials do we have to sit through just to start the fricken game????

[Megbert]

Sorry joined late but where on earth did Al get that our Offense has been great?

[Duck Dog]

I wonder what that dance Ray Lewis just did is called...


The 1, 2, 3...wooohoooo

[Bob Dole]

Penalty against KC before the game starts. Too many uneven socks on the roster.

[Inspector]

OMG, I miss my radio and KCFX.

Listening to these TV guys sucks.

[BigOlChiefsfan]

Nice!

[Duck Dog]

f'n A! Way to go MSG Holmes!!!

[Coach]

Wow, nice clip of Priest's Step-Dad....

Wonder if it will add fire to the fuel.

[Skip Towne]

Kickoff to the 6.

[Coach]

Well dammit.

[Inspector]

Ray Lewis looked like a jag-off out there.


My thoughts too man, my thoughts too.

[Garcia Bronco]

93 is a dumbass

[Duck Dog]

Already with the over pursuite

[Coach]

3rd down! One more stop!

[Ultra Peanut]

SMACK DAT ASSSS!!!!

[Bob Dole]

Nice start.

Asshats.

3rd and long. Should be a TD upcoming.

[Inspector]

Ahhhh..

I gotta find a radio around here....I can't take it!!

[Skip Towne]

Shit! Here we go again.

[the Talking Can]

hey, they converted on 3rd down...surprise!

[Ultra Peanut]

Sit down, Jailmal.

[Garcia Bronco]

The receiver had position hard to stop that...big 3rd down conv

[Garcia Bronco]

great covrage by warfiled

[Mr. Laz]

beisal shot the gap and made a good play



:thumb: :thumb:

[htismaqe]

Running Tally of the Number of Times Al and John Mention How Dumb We are for Not Signing Any Free Agents:

1

[Ultra Peanut]

Nice work by Warfield.

[Bob Dole]

Man. If we had an athletic DB, that pass would have been broken up.

[Coach]

Short!

[Garcia Bronco]

Is 25 big enough to play football?

[the Talking Can]

hey!

we stopped them!!

monkeys are flying out of my ass!

[Taco John]

Dovefield lookes pretty good there...

[Skip Towne]

Good stop D. Let's crank it up O.

[Ultra Peanut]

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[Inspector]

Crap!!

At least it wasn't a TD!!

[Mr. Laz]

Running Tally of the Number of Times Al and John Mention How Dumb We are for Not Signing Any Free Agents:

1


because it was DUMB!!!!!!!!!!


or hasn't that sunk in yet?

[Inspector]

because it was DUMB!!!!!!!!!!


or hasn't that sunk in yet?

Yeah, maybe so, but it gets old hearing it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again!

[Coach]

Should get good field position!

[Ultra Peanut]

Thank you, Little Richey.

[Skip Towne]

Nice kickoff

[Duck Dog]

At least we start w/ good field position.

[stevieray]

because it was DUMB!!!!!!!!!!


or hasn't that sunk in yet?

Beisel just shot the gap and tackled Lewis, pretty dumb to keep him.

[htismaqe]

because it was DUMB!!!!!!!!!!


or hasn't that sunk in yet?

It sunk in about SIX MONTHS AGO. It sunk in again when they mentioned it 3 times in week one. It sunk in AGAIN when they mentioned it twice in week two...I think you get the picture.

Of course, it's better than listening to Madden explain "cankles".

[Coach]

Good gain Priest!

[Coach]

First down!

[Mr. Laz]

bad decision by green



tony was tripled coverage and it looke like a wr was open

[Coach]

Dunn!! First down!

[htismaqe]

Nice play by Dunn.

[Garcia Bronco]

Dunn put baxter on his ass.....nice stiff arm

[Spicy McHaggis]

Deion proves that if you can't play in the game you can still stand on the sidelines and make a fashion statement.

[Duck Dog]

Sanders is already hurt?



Puss.


Dunn just punked that guy.

[Bob Dole]

Dunn!

[Mr. Laz]

once again... running to the left... to roaf


tons of penetration by defense


:shake:

[Mr. Laz]

and again to the left for nothing

[Coach]

Shoot. Come on.

[Coach]

MORTON!

[Spicy McHaggis]

OMG JOHNNY CAUGHT IT!

[htismaqe]

What a fuggin catch...

[Mr. Laz]

keep fvcking doubtin johnny morton

[Garcia Bronco]

He didn't catch that in bounds.

[Duck Dog]

Atta boy Morton!!! Nice catch!!!

[Skip Towne]

Great catch Morton

[Ultra Peanut]

Beautiful!

Morton ****ing C-A-Etch-Eed!

[Taco John]

Challenge it... That wasn't a catch

[Garcia Bronco]

yeah he did.....barely

[Duck Dog]

He didn't catch that in bounds.
BS

[Ultra Peanut]

Trent McNabb!

[Coach]

Nice run Trent.

[Ultra Peanut]

Challenge it... That wasn't a catchYou're right, aside from him clearly having control of it and landing on his back in-bounds.

[Inspector]

WHAT????

[Bob Dole]

Challenge it... That wasn't a catch

Good lord. His ass landed in bounds. Where the **** were his feet?

Doofus.

[Skip Towne]

Dick wants to think about it

[the Talking Can]

what a ****ing play by Morton


and no penalties!!

[Mr. Laz]

once again... we aren't prepared and have to call a timeout



:banghead: :banghead:


this coaching staff needs to pull thier heads out and "Go To Work" :rolleyes:

[KCJake]

Run or pass???

[Coach]

Come on now, let's get this!

[Inspector]

THis would be a real bad time to toss it to Tony and have it intercepted and ran back for a TD.

Really really bad time for that.

[Duck Dog]

I've never wanted a DR Pepper more than I do right now. :p

[Coach]

TOUCHDOWN!

[Megbert]

So this is the Raven Defense?

[Inspector]

OK, I stand corrected..


TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ultra Peanut]

OOPS, HE DUNN DUNN IT AGAIN!!!!!!

[Bob Dole]

Dunn!

[tk13]

TOUCHDOWN! Totally fooled them with that motion before the snap....

[Spicy McHaggis]

Get R Dunn!

[Megbert]

Keep F'n doubting DUNN!!

[KCFalcon59]

Yes.....TD Dunn

[siberian khatru]

Better challenge that ... it wasn't a catch.

[Ultra Peanut]

DUNN DUNN DUNN DUNN DUNN, DUNN DUNN!

[KCJake]

What? What? Can you hear that sh!t?? Great call Al/Dick

[the Talking Can]

DUNN DOES THE DANCE OF DESTINY!!!

[Duck Dog]

Keep ef'n doubting Dunn!!!!

[Skip Towne]

Touchdown KAN SA CITY

[Garcia Bronco]

The Dunn play

[Ultra Peanut]

Better challenge that ... it wasn't a catch.ROFL

[Spicy McHaggis]

was that our first opening drive score? I can't remember.

[the Talking Can]

Trent is warming up....and AS is finally getting smart and using Gonzo as a decoy

[Coach]

Nice! Now let's keep doing like this every damned series, offense!

[Megbert]

GEE Ray Lewis holding Tony G and a no call what is Lewis Peterson from SF?

[suds79]

So far the key is to getting this offense back on track is to just pass to other guys besides Tony Gonzalez.

... What a concept. :stupid:

[Mosbonian]

TD KC!!!!!

DO you think they could have done a better job of holdin Tony G on that play????

mmaddog
*******

[headsnap]

'at's ma BOY!!!!

[htismaqe]

once again... we aren't prepared and have to call a timeout



:banghead: :banghead:


this coaching staff needs to pull thier heads out and "Go To Work" :rolleyes:

Green was having trouble with his helmet system...

[KCJake]

I agree. I think we can move the ball on these guys. Now we just have to stop J. Lewis

[Garcia Bronco]

Trent is warming up....and AS is finally getting smart and using Gonzo as a decoy

Decoy?!?...he was doubled covered..

[Pants]

STOP ****INH JINXING DAMMIT!!!

Don't say stuff like "So this is their defense?"

[the Talking Can]

Trent already has more pass yards than Plummber did yesterday...

[milkman]

Great TD!

But Tony was mugged and there was no flag.

[Duck Dog]

Keep F'n doubting DUNN!!


Ya got me.... :harumph:

[|Zach|]

I don't think Holmes will get it going till the second half...I think he will have the points and the numbers but we will have to do some other things to open him up...

[Megbert]

TD KC!!!!!

DO you think they could have done a better job of holdin Tony G on that play????

mmaddog
*******

Not holding it was Ray Lewis and his "superior covereage skills"

[Bob Dole]

Kick to the 14.

Impressive

[Ultra Peanut]

What's with Tynes' kickoffs?

[suds79]

Decoy?!?...he was doubled covered..

Then tell that to Trent Green because I think that's the 1st time he's realized that this year.

[Garcia Bronco]

TD KC!!!!!

DO you think they could have done a better job of holdin Tony G on that play????

mmaddog
*******

t was within 5 yards and legal.

[Skip Towne]

Oh Raven. Where are you?

[the Talking Can]

Decoy?!?...he was doubled covered..

that's the point, you dumba.....

[KCJake]

What the hell was that? Bring back M. Anderson ROFL

[Coach]

Come on Defense!

[Megbert]

What were we snortin when we got rid of Morten?

[Imon Yourside]

Great TD!

But Tony was mugged and there was no flag.


awww c'mon we should be thankful that they didn't call tony for pass interference... :rolleyes:

[Pants]

t was within 5 yards and legal.

Umm, no it was in the endzone...

[Megbert]

gotsta have some 3rd n longs

[tk13]

Good job McCleon containing that play....

[Coach]

Finally Dexter does something right for a change.

[Mr. Laz]

McCleon finally tackles somebody!!

[Megbert]

Nice someone stayed home on an end around

[Bob Dole]

Mcleon SUCKS

[Skip Towne]

McCleon stayin home

[Ultra Peanut]

HOLY SHIT WE STOPPED AN END AROUND!

[Garcia Bronco]

that's the point, you dumba.....

Trnt took what the defense gave him.

[Megbert]

Nice thing the Ravens don't have any receivers

[Straight, No Chaser]

There's hope...the ravens recievers suck



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[Bob Dole]

3rd and long. Here comes a Lewis 70 yard romp.

[Garcia Bronco]

Umm, no it was in the endzone...

From the 2

[Ultra Peanut]

WOO WOO!!!!!!!

[Coach]

YEAH!

PUNT BITCH!

[htismaqe]

We fell for the bootleg again...

[Spicy McHaggis]

3 and Out baby. Thats what daddy likes.

[KCJake]

3 and out! 3 and out!

[Megbert]

Punt Beyatchs punt

[Bob Dole]

OBDG! A punt on the second series.

Be still Bob Dole's heart.

[royr17]

good job defense, 3 and out ...

[the Talking Can]

another 3-nd-out!

and once again, Monkeys are fleeing my posterior!

[Ultra Peanut]

SAY MY MOTHER****ING NAME, BITCH!!!!!!!!!

[Duck Dog]

Do ya think the shitbirds watched the donkies film?

How many times will our D get faked on the bootleg tonight?


Nice stop though.

[Skip Towne]

Let's go O. Use clock and score.

[Inspector]

Now lets increase this lead.

Must score on every possesion.

Haven't seen that Raven dude around. He'll be back if they get ahead.

[the Talking Can]

Trnt took what the defense gave him.

again, that's the whole point..christ

[KCJake]

Feed the Priest. Play action pass these fools

[Megbert]

another TD by the Chiefs and things could get rather interesting.

[Mr. Laz]

t was within 5 yards and legal.

if the ball is in the air and the receiver is past the line of scrimmage it's call "pass interference"

[MadMax]

Wish mine woulda " thoughta bout it " bout 20 years ago...:-) Just kiddin I love my kids

[KCJake]

Get out to an early lead. Take J. Lewis out of the game

[Mr. Laz]

empty backfield???????????????/




WTF :cuss:

[Ultra Peanut]

Woot!

[Mosbonian]

t was within 5 yards and legal.

It was the back of the end zone...and last I checked the EZ was 10 yard deep.....plus he wasn't covering him he was HOLDING HIM!!!

mmaddog
*******

[Bob Dole]

Dante getting mugged beyond 5 yards.

[Garcia Bronco]

How does Tripplet still have a job?

[Megbert]

good call refs

[Inspector]

PI

hahahahahaha!!

[Duck Dog]

Dat's a PI. Biotch....

[Spicy McHaggis]

BOOM! Shut the Eff Up Madden!

[Straight, No Chaser]

KARMA.... we'll take it.



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[KCJake]

Damn.

[Ultra Peanut]

Nobody touched it.

[Bob Dole]

Dante getting mugged beyond 5 yards.

Not tipped.

[tk13]

Inconclusive....

[KCJake]

No way they can overturn this. No way

[htismaqe]

The Ravens just lost a time-out.

[Megbert]

not enough evidence say goodbye to your timeout Ravens

[KCJake]

Ok. Stop watching the replay

[Garcia Bronco]

It was the back of the end zone...and last I checked the EZ was 10 yard deep.....plus he wasn't covering him he was HOLDING HIM!!!

mmaddog
*******


The play was over by the time he got to the back of the endzone.

[Duck Dog]

Not tipped. PI will stand.

[Bob Dole]

Madden having a little trouble counting to 5?

[Straight, No Chaser]

Madden is calling the Billick S-T-U-P-I-D...

[htismaqe]

I called it!

[Ultra Peanut]

Suck it, Billick.

[siberian khatru]

The TO may be bigger than the yardage.

[Mr. Laz]

Green's pass was so bad that it cost the ravens a timeout



ROFL ROFL

[Coach]

Come on now!

[Ultra Peanut]

To the ever-shifty Dunn!

[Garcia Bronco]

Dunn is a beast

[Bob Dole]

Dunn!

[chiefs4me]

well finally a call our way

[htismaqe]

The 5-yard chuck rule doesn't apply. When the ball is in the air, you cannot touch the WR, regardless of where he is on the field.

[siberian khatru]

Glad I picked up Jason Dunn for my fantasy team this week.

[Bob Dole]

PF Ravens.

[Ultra Peanut]

Churn it like the butter butter!

[KCJake]

15 yarder!!!!

[Straight, No Chaser]

here comes KARMA ...again...it's about time!

[Duck Dog]

Suggs fuggin up!!!!

[Ultra Peanut]

Wooooooooooooooo woooooooooooooo!

[Skip Towne]

Dirty ratbirds.

[KCJake]

Good job guy

[Coach]

Heh

[Megbert]

Ravens Falling apart!!!!

[Bob Dole]

Wow. We're getting calls.

[htismaqe]

Now the Ravens defense is getting reckless. We're getting in their heads.

[Inspector]

Maybe this game will be fun.

Ravens imploding???

[Ultra Peanut]

All Dunn, baby.

[Duck Dog]

Fuggg!

[KCJake]

That play went to sh!t

[Ultra Peanut]

Gott Daim Yew Roof!!!!!

[Bob Dole]

Roaf!

Oh wait...

[htismaqe]

Broken screen play. Dammit.

[Coach]

Come on Offense! Get something goin here!

[suds79]

Casey just got his butt kicked

[|Zach|]

**** Lewis.