I am the Reason that the Chiefs Won Monday.

[blsilks]

The reason that the Chiefs won Monday was all entirely because of me. I understand its hard to believe that the entire Chiefs season rides on me but its the truth. The Chiefs won because I was sitting on the middle cusion of my couch, holding my lucky football, wearing my Priest Holmes jersey. During the game when my wife walked in and sat down on the love seat, the Ravens emediately ran a trick play and threw a touchdown pass. On the next couple of plays Dante got stuffed at the 20 and the chiefs got knocked back with a couple of penalties. At this point I made my wife leave the room. The chiefs were then able to convert on 3rd and long and then drove down the field to score a touchdown(all of this after i made her leave). I am convinced that the entire season rides on where I sit and where my wife is located in the house during the game.

[Coach]

Your wife is a curse! :cuss:

[ChiefJustice]

You had better get used to being on that couch.

[Phobia]

Just send her over to my place to insure another victory for all parties.

[jspchief]

Actually, I hate to burst your bubble, but Monday night was the first game this year where I wore my Chiefs visor (Old Faithful).

It's pretty clear why we won. You're welcome...in advance.

[Braincase]

Wasn't you man. It was those of us that read the Marcus Allen story last week and donned 32 for the game. It was Heismann Karma....

[cdcox]

Sock of Death, part MXLLIVCMLII

[ChiefJustice]

Just send her over to my place to insure another victory for all parties.

Make sure you post a pic from your phone's camera so that we can all
enjoy the blurry fun.:thumb:

[Phobia]

Make sure you post a pic from your phone's camera so that we can all
enjoy the blurry fun.:thumb:

You're killing me, man. I need to stop providing so much stupid material out here.

[shakesthecat]

Wasn't you man. It was those of us that read the Marcus Allen story last week and donned 32 for the game. It was Heismann Karma....


That was EXACTLY the reason I broke mine out for the first time in years, as well.

[Skip Towne]

I am part of the reason the Chiefs won Monday. Twice during the preseason I started the game thread and we lost both games. Vlad promptly labelled me a jinx so I shall refrain from doing that again.

[blsilks]

Isn't it amazing how much more important we are to the success of the team yet they get paid millions and we don't?

[Phobia]

Isn't it amazing how much more important we are to the success of the team yet they get paid millions and we don't?

Speak for yourself. I get a couple hundred thou per game.

[blsilks]

Speak for yourself. I get a couple hundred thou per game.


Hey, spread the love.

[MOhillbilly]

I got poon at the half and thats why they won.
!@#$%!@#$%!@#$%!@#$%in Duh.

[Chieficus]

Now, truthfully...everyone knows that they won because it was the first time all year that I got to see the entire game...

[teedubya]

seriously... I thought that we all came to the conclusion that as long as I am the OFFICIAL game thread creator, we win in 2004. I have only started 2, and we won both... [preseason included] That is more than scientific enough.

[blsilks]

Well as long as we combine our powers of lucklinisity then nobody can stop us no matter who they are. The Chiefs are going to the Super Bowl baby!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[KCTitus]

...holding my lucky football, wearing my Priest Holmes jersey.

Do you go out and play football against the Trees at halftime?

[TheNextStep]

I'm the reason you won. It was the first Chiefs game this season that I didn't watch.

Yeah... you'll want to be really nice to me from here on out...

[blsilks]

Do you go out and play football against the Trees at halftime?

No, my trees aren't old enough to play yet.

[teedubya]

you didnt watch MNF? you suck major ass.

....

I was thinking... this is the first game that I watched at home when I WASNT wearing my Priest Holmes jersey... Hmmm... Im sure that had something to do with it.

[TheNextStep]

No, my trees aren't old enough to play yet.
Pussy-willows?

Ali - Had a scheduling conflict. My flag football team had a game and, hell, it was just the Chiefs...

[blsilks]

Pussy-willows?

Ali - Had a scheduling conflict. My flag football team had a game and, hell, it was just the Chiefs...


naaa Oklahoma Red Buds.

[teedubya]

Just the Chiefs? JUST THE CHIEFS?
JUST THE CHIEFS???!????


someone ban this pair of Clown shoes.

[TheNextStep]

That does it, Ali! Clown shoes?

I'm watching the Chief game this weekend. Everyone can just blame you for the loss.

[J Diddy]

Do you go out and play football against the Trees at halftime?

there's nothing wrong with playing a little ball with some trees, not much fun rushing the passer though. They scramble a little like boller

[teedubya]

That does it, Ali! Clown shoes?

I'm watching the Chief game this weekend. Everyone can just blame you for the loss.


Go ahead, watch the Chiefs this weekend... Most of them will be on vacation. If you notice them out and about, please keep us informed.

http://www.firetoys.co.uk/cgi-bin/acatalog/shoes_large.jpg

[BucsGirl]

wish i could say the same for the Bucs what the hell...
who else can they fire Gruden maybe

[ExtremeChief]

I'm pretty sure I had absolutely nothing to do with the outcome of the game...

[KCTitus]

I'm pretty sure I had absolutely nothing to do with the outcome of the game...

Being that they won, I would have to agree...now the first 3 weeks, well, we need to talk and bring your playbook.

[Calcountry]

You had better get used to being on that couch.
ROFL

[Lzen]

You all are nuts. It was Zach's banner that won the game for us. Sheesh, get it right.