Ladies:what do you find most attractive in men...

[memyselfI]

In the interest of fairness, the poll is not limited to just ladies but men who appreciate men and women who would be offended to be referred to as a 'lady' are welcome. :D

[Mr. Kotter]

3 inch Iranian Sausage is your preference, right Duhnese? :p

[Eleazar]

This poll is worthless without a poll.

[RNR]

I am sure there will be a looks like Gannon or Edwards option in your poll.

[seclark]

never thought i'd post on a pole poll.
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[memyselfI]

hey, how did you guys post before I posted???

[memyselfI]

I am sure there will be a looks like Gannon or Edwards option in your poll.

Dang, I forgot to put Gannon in the buns option. :banghead: Though he could go under arms too...

fabulous forearms. (which I have a thing for...)

[Mark M]

So ... where's the poll?

And, no, DenverChief, I'm not asking for a date.

MM
~~;) :D

[Mark M]

Nevermind ...

MM
~~:doh!:

[RNR]

Dang, I forgot to put Gannon in the buns option. :banghead: Though he could go under arms too...

fabulous forearms. (which I have a thing for...)Dang girl you are predictable ROFL

[memyselfI]

Dang girl you are predictable ROFL

Hum, I really focked this up. I forgot to put face/cheekbones...(which I have a thing for cheekbones)

ok, so that goes under OTHER. I vote there.

[Scanfan55]

Rich Scanlon.

[Katipan]

Other... The shoulders/back.



yummy

[Mr. Kotter]

Other... The shoulders/back.



yummy

Mer is a chick. Wow. :hmmm:

In Arizona, eh? Maybe you should link up with ENDelt.... :thumb:

[BIG_DADDY]

How do you prefer your men Meme?

Militant she responded.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

men who appreciate men
:spock:

yuck.

[morphius]

I like women that have a things for eye's, its my only hope.

[Donger]

Other... The shoulders/back.



yummy

And, after finally concluding that I actually understand women, Mer throws this one out there...

Back to the drawing board and a lot of head-scratching for me.

[Phobia]

Other... The shoulders/back.



yummy

Sweet! I'm IN!

I actually turn a lot of heads with my backside.... until I turn my own. :banghead:

[Donger]

I have a feeling her husband might not care for that.

You never know until you ask.

Some of my friends have asked me if they could take a shot at my wife. Didn't bother me at all.

[Donger]

Whoa!

What?

[Calcountry]

Hum, I really focked this up. I forgot to put face/cheekbones...(which I have a thing for cheekbones)

ok, so that goes under OTHER. I vote there.
If you have a thing for cheekbones, there is Maria Shriver and that motorized female product you are so fond of.

[Katipan]

I have a feeling her husband might not care for that.

But I'm pretty sure he'd let you dance naked for me.

[Phobia]

But I'm pretty sure he'd let you dance naked for me.

Sweet! I'm in again.

What if I do more running naked than actually dancing?

[memyselfI]

How do you prefer your men Meme?

Militant she responded.

With a brain...

that would exclude yourself. No worries.

[KC Dan]

How do you prefer your men Meme?

Militant she responded.
:thumb:

[Katipan]

Sweet! I'm in again.

What if I do more running naked than actually dancing?

The running man was ok.... The cabbage patch was better.

Neither were very sexy. But then I've never seen one done naked.

[BIG_DADDY]

With a brain...

.

Now I understand why you are so angry. You can never have what you really want. Any guy with even half a brain would never hook up with an American born Islamic terrorist sympathizer living off the system. You would have to be an idiot to hit that.

[Bob Dole]

Thankfully, Bob Dole posseses all of those qualities.

Unfortunately, Bob Dole lives in a town where all women are blind and mentally deficient. (Ignoring that they can't manage to make it past 20 without getting knocked up.)

[Phobia]

(Ignoring that they can't manage to make it past 20 without getting knocked up.)

Well.... that means they put out, right?

[Bob Dole]

Well.... that means they put out, right?

Apparently. It presents a problem though, since Bob Dole has already raised all of the other men's children he intends to raise in this lifetime.

That only leaves a 2 year window of opportunity.

[Skip Towne]

With a brain...

that would exclude yourself. No worries.
There's that quick wit again.

[Hel'n]

Thankfully, Bob Dole posseses all of those qualities.

Unfortunately, Bob Dole lives in a town where all women are blind and mentally deficient. (Ignoring that they can't manage to make it past 20 without getting knocked up.)


And why in the wide wide world of sports would you ever live in a town like that?!

[Bob Dole]

And why in the wide wide world of sports would you ever live in a town like that?!

Too overpaid and too lazy to move again? The nearly constant aroma of paper mills?

That's a good question, actually...

[Hel'n]

Too overpaid and too lazy to move again? The nearly constant aroma of paper mills?

That's a good question, actually...

"What did you expect? "Welcome sonny," "Make yourself at home," "Marry my daughter." You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons."

- Waco Kidd (Blazing Saddles)

[Dave Lane]

"What did you expect? "Welcome sonny," "Make yourself at home," "Marry my daughter." You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons."

- Waco Kidd (Blazing Saddles)

ROFL

Rep

Dave

[Sure-Oz]

I was told by a friend that she could totally be unattracted looks wise to a guy and be attracted to him for his personality, i bet it's true.

There are alot of douche bags and ugly dudes with some hot chicks, strange phenomena. :hmmm:

[VonneMarie]

I was told by a friend that she could totally be unattracted looks wise to a guy and be attracted to him for his personality, i bet it's true.

There are alot of douche bags and ugly dudes with some hot chicks, strange phenomena. :hmmm:
You gotta have some looks. Personality is a big plus tho.

[Sure-Oz]

You gotta have some looks. Personality is a big plus tho.
Yeah, I am the same way with women. Even though my friends and female friends think my type is the skinny blondes and brunettes with the tight bods and big breasts. Don't know why they think that, maybe cause I am picky. :shrug: There are a few girls i've liked before that weren't hot but cute, personality usually is what overcomes looks imo but I have to have a physical attraction no doubt.

[alanm]

Thankfully, Bob Dole posseses all of those qualities.

Unfortunately, Bob Dole lives in a town where all women are blind and mentally deficient. (Ignoring that they can't manage to make it past 20 without getting knocked up.)Texarkana sounds alot like Scottsbluff. I swear it must be a law here for women to have 3 kids before their 25 and divorced by 30. Which makes for a lot of horny women in their 30's :thumb:

No wonder I'm so tired all the time.:)

[Bowser]

Texarkana sounds alot like Scottsbluff. I swear it must be a law here for women to have 3 kids before their 25 and divorced by 30. Which makes for a lot of horny women in their 30's :thumb:

No wonder I'm so tired all the time.:)

If you stopped thinking about all the sexually deprived women in Scottsbluff, you wouldn't self-please so much, and therefore not be so tired on a consistant basis.

I am glad I could help. That will be $500 dollars. Now off the couch!!

[alanm]

If you stopped thinking about all the sexually deprived women in Scottsbluff, you wouldn't self-please so much, and therefore not be so tired on a consistant basis.

I am glad I could help. That will be $500 dollars. Now off the couch!!I'm just doing my duty, For God and my country. There had to be a upside for going back to school in the afternoons and evenings.:thumb:

[Skip Towne]

I was told by a friend that she could totally be unattracted looks wise to a guy and be attracted to him for his personality, i bet it's true.

There are alot of douche bags and ugly dudes with some hot chicks, strange phenomena. :hmmm:
There's nothing strange about hot chicks with ugly dudes. One word explains it.....cocaine.

[Jenny Gump]

I have a strange obsession with forearms. It's my "thing". I can become completely turned on by a guy with the "right" forearms, it's the first thing I look at.

Next to that....I guess it would be eyes, legs, and smile. I like a guy whose eyes light up when he smiles.

[morphius]

I have a strange obsession with forearms. It's my "thing". I can become completely turned on by a guy with the "right" forearms, it's the first thing I look at.

Next to that....I guess it would be eyes, legs, and smile. I like a guy whose eyes light up when he smiles.
Sweet, I haven't been disqualified yet...

[Brock]

I have a strange obsession with forearms. It's my "thing". I can become completely turned on by a guy with the "right" forearms, it's the first thing I look at.

Cool. I have lots of guns.

[Nzoner]

I like a guy whose eyes light up when he smiles.

I know a guy like that,he's about 2 foot tall wears a Chiefs uniform and when you push his button he dances and sings the Monday Night Football song.

[go bo]

If you have a thing for cheekbones, there is Maria Shriver and that motorized female product you are so fond of.what? some kind of go cart?

seriously, i never heard a pocket rocket referred to a "motorized" implement before...

[go bo]

But I'm pretty sure he'd let you dance naked for me.ouch!

i hurt myself laughing at that one!! ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

(that's a five smilie laugh - very rare, you know...)

[go bo]

I was told by a friend that she could totally be unattracted looks wise to a guy and be attracted to him for his personality, i bet it's true.

There are alot of douche bags and ugly dudes with some hot chicks, strange phenomena. :hmmm:that's my saving grace...

thank Gawd!! :) :) :)

[go bo]

I'm just doing my duty, For God and my country. There had to be a upside for going back to school in the afternoons and evenings.:thumb:what are you studying?

[go bo]

There's nothing strange about hot chicks with ugly dudes. One word explains it.....cocaine.that does help sometimes... :p

[go bo]

I have a strange obsession with forearms. It's my "thing". I can become completely turned on by a guy with the "right" forearms, it's the first thing I look at.

Next to that....I guess it would be eyes, legs, and smile. I like a guy whose eyes light up when he smiles.wow! i've got eyes and a smile...

now if i could just grow some legs...

[RedNFeisty]

He has to be cute. Not drop dead gorgeous by any means. My taste in looks vary from person to person. The biggest turn on for me is self confidence. A man that is not afraid of and can handle a strong, stubborn, neurotic female. Personality goes a long way as well. Cultured is another turn on. Not to mention being a brainiac, is a huge plus, but not near as important as self confidence!!! I would say that is it in a nutshell!


Oh, and having his own money helps alot!! :thumb:

[Braincase]

He has to be cute. Not drop dead gorgeous by any means. My taste in looks vary from person to person. The biggest turn on for me is self confidence. A man that is not afraid of and can handle a strong, stubborn, neurotic female. Personality goes a long way as well. Cultured is another turn on. Not to mention being a brainiac, is a huge plus, but not near as important as self confidence!!! I would say that is it in a nutshell!

OK, but Clint just thinks you have a nice ass....

[RedNFeisty]

OK, but Clint just thinks you have a nice ass....


Yeah, it is usually pretty simple for guys. Is she cute, does she have big tits and a nice ass?

[go bo]

Yeah, it is usually pretty simple for guys. Is she cute, does she have big tits and a nice ass?hey! speak for yourself, red...

[Mr. Laz]

Yeah, it is usually pretty simple for guys. Is she cute, does she have big tits and a nice ass?
so... doesnt have to be any more difficult for a girl


is he cute, does he have muscles and a nice ass?



:hmmm: seems like women just want to make it more difficult, so they can beotch and moan about it.

[RedNFeisty]

hey! speak for yourself, red...

Okay, I will admit that is what I look for in a chick! Who cares about her personality, she won't be around long enough!! :p

[RedNFeisty]

so... doesnt have to be any more difficult for a girl


is he cute, does he have muscles and a nice ass?



:hmmm: seems like women just want to make it more difficult, so they can beotch and moan about it.

Of course, isn't that one of the things we are best at!?!

[Katipan]

so... doesnt have to be any more difficult for a girl


is he cute, does he have muscles and a nice ass?



:hmmm: seems like women just want to make it more difficult, so they can beotch and moan about it.

nah, it's "CAN he be cute?"

Besides, unless you're a swimmer or a cowboy, we aren't staring at your ass.

You can never lose with muscles tho. Unless you have a little weiner because of them.

[RedNFeisty]

nah, it's "CAN he be cute?"

Besides, unless you're a swimmer or a cowboy, we aren't staring at your ass.

You can never lose with muscles tho. Unless you have a little weiner because of them.


:clap:

Great answer!!

[Mr. Laz]

nah, it's "CAN he be cute?"

my bad...


i forgot women are always looking to change 'hit

[RedNFeisty]

my bad...


i forgot women are always looking to change 'hit


Thats right, now STFU and go make my lunch, you simpleton!!

[Braincase]

I have a strange obsession with forearms. It's my "thing". I can become completely turned on by a guy with the "right" forearms, it's the first thing I look at.

Next to that....I guess it would be eyes, legs, and smile. I like a guy whose eyes light up when he smiles.

Watch out - guys that spend alot of quality time alone can build up those forearms... or at least one forearm

[Skip Towne]

Okay, I will admit that is what I look for in a chick! Who cares about her personality, she won't be around long enough!! :p
:thumb:

[Mr. Laz]

Thats right, now STFU and go make my lunch, you simpleton!!
yes Ma'am!!


right away, Ma'am...





lazarus
~can play that role when necessary~

[memyselfI]

nah, it's "CAN he be cute?"

Besides, unless you're a swimmer or a cowboy, we aren't staring at your ass.

You can never lose with muscles tho. Unless you have a little weiner because of them.


but the nice ass part is for steering not staring...

:fire:

Easier to grip a a steering tight wheel... ;)

[RedNFeisty]

yes Ma'am!!


right away, Ma'am...





lazarus
~can play that role when necessary~

Good boy, that is what I like to see.


Not really into the submissive guys, but it is nice to see that some can play!

[Clint in Wichita]

yes Ma'am!!


right away, Ma'am...





lazarus
~can play that role when necessary~


Get me a beer while you're at it!

[memyselfI]

He has to be cute. Not drop dead gorgeous by any means. My taste in looks vary from person to person. The biggest turn on for me is self confidence. A man that is not afraid of and can handle a strong, stubborn, neurotic female. Personality goes a long way as well. Cultured is another turn on. Not to mention being a brainiac, is a huge plus, but not near as important as self confidence!!! I would say that is it in a nutshell!


Oh, and having his own money helps alot!! :thumb:

Agreed, cute is good. Sometimes what is cute on one guy is not cute on another. For instance a cute face with bad arms is a wash. I tend to like guys who like their independence and appreciate me liking mine. :hmmm: Needy guys suck.

[morphius]

Watch out - guys that spend alot of quality time alone can build up those forearms... or at least one forearm
Hey! Its from bowling you bastard!

[Mr. Laz]

Get me a beer while you're at it!
:spock: :shake:



limits to that role ... and you be the wrong gender for that game :)

[POPpystar]

My momma always said..."Look for a good sense of humor and a nice six-pack." But for some reason live gives us... "grumpy and a keg"

[keg in kc]

"grumpy and a keg"You rang?

[go bo]

My momma always said..."Look for a good sense of humor and a nice six-pack." But for some reason live gives us... "grumpy and a keg"wait a minute...

a keg is much better than a six-pack... :BLVD: :BLVD: :BLVD:

[CrazyHorse]

So women dont look at a mans ass if he isn't a cowboy or a swimmer?

That's bulls*it.

You should hear yourselves.

Example:

I wanna brainy guy.
Well I like a guy who's eyes light up when he smiles.
Ooo, I like a guy with forearms.
No, I wanna guys who has a sparkling personality.


Well how about this?

A guy with a rock hard ass?
A rock hard back?
Rock hard biceps?
Rock hard legs?
Rock hard abs?

Who slurps his soup?

Oh yeah, and a rock hard cock?

[tk13]

ROFL ROFL It reminds me of that Jeff Foxworthy bit... "Well you hear women say, if he has big feet... well you know what that means. Well if he has big hands, well you know.... and if he has big ears, well you know.... if he has a big nose, well you know. Well, he better be packing because that's one goofy looking guy!"

[chiefs4me]

Well I won't lie,,,,,looks do matter,,, but if the man can't and won't give me a great back rub,,,,,he's out the door,,,

[POPpystar]

wait a minute...

a keg is much better than a six-pack... :BLVD: :BLVD: :BLVD:


go bo... that is what Beer Me keeps telling me.

[Over-Head]

Well I won't lie,,,,,looks do matter,,, but if the man can't and won't give me a great back rub,,,,,he's out the door,,,

I can do 50-finger tip push-up's...mind if I audition for that back rub pre-requisite? :evil:

[Phobia]

I can do 50-finger tip push-up's...mind if I audition for that back rub pre-requisite? :evil:

Over how many days?

[Over-Head]

ROFL ROFL It reminds me of that Jeff Foxworthy bit... "Well you hear women say, if he has big feet... well you know what that means. Well if he has big hands, well you know.... and if he has big ears, well you know.... if he has a big nose, well you know. Well, he better be packing because that's one goofy looking guy!"


I got size 14 feet ROFL

[Over-Head]

Over how many days?

That was just mean! :harumph:

[keg in kc]

if the man can't and won't give me a great back rub,,,,,he's out the door,,,Go grab a pillowcase, fill it up with balled-up socks, toss it over your shoulder, lean back against the wall and rub to your heart's content.

Now that that's taken care of, grab me a beer.

Now, damn it.

[chiefs4me]

I can do 50-finger tip push-up's...mind if I audition for that back rub pre-requisite? :evil:


how close are you to dallas??

[chiefs4me]

I got size 14 feet ROFL


mmmmmm,, you know what they say about men with big feet don't you??

[chiefs4me]

Go grab a pillowcase, fill it up with balled-up socks, toss it over your shoulder, lean back against the wall and rub to your heart's content.

Now that that's taken care of, grab me a beer.

Now, damn it.


I assume your not married,,,,,

[VonneMarie]

mmmmmm,, you know what they say about men with big feet don't you??
They have "little brothers?"

[chiefs4me]

so true,,,,,

[RedNFeisty]

So women dont look at a mans ass if he isn't a cowboy or a swimmer?

That's bulls*it.

You should hear yourselves.

Example:

I wanna brainy guy.
Well I like a guy who's eyes light up when he smiles.
Ooo, I like a guy with forearms.
No, I wanna guys who has a sparkling personality.


Well how about this?

A guy with a rock hard ass?
A rock hard back?
Rock hard biceps?
Rock hard legs?
Rock hard abs?
Who slurps his soup?

Oh yeah, and a rock hard cock?

I'll admit that muscles are great, but what kind of prick comes with them?

[POPpystar]

I'll admit that muscles are great, but what kind of prick comes with them?


Literally and figuratively

[memyselfI]

So women dont look at a mans ass if he isn't a cowboy or a swimmer?

That's bulls*it.

You should hear yourselves.

Example:

I wanna brainy guy.
Well I like a guy who's eyes light up when he smiles.
Ooo, I like a guy with forearms.
No, I wanna guys who has a sparkling personality.


Well how about this?

A guy with a rock hard ass?
A rock hard back?
Rock hard biceps?
Rock hard legs?
Rock hard abs?

Who slurps his soup?

Oh yeah, and a rock hard cock?


Depends.

Are ear plugs available during the dining experience? :hmmm:

MMI
willing to cut some slack...

[memyselfI]

So women dont look at a mans ass if he isn't a cowboy or a swimmer?

That's bulls*it.

You should hear yourselves.

Example:

I wanna brainy guy.
Well I like a guy who's eyes light up when he smiles.
Ooo, I like a guy with forearms.
No, I wanna guys who has a sparkling personality.


Well how about this?

A guy with a rock hard ass?
A rock hard back?
Rock hard biceps?
Rock hard legs?
Rock hard abs?

Who slurps his soup?

Oh yeah, and a rock hard cock?

FWIW, yeah women do piece out and parcel out guys just like men...

so what?

[Phobia]

Depends.

Are ear plugs available during the dining experience? :hmmm:

MMI
willing to cut some slack...

Why do you need earplugs when you're "slurping the soup"?

[Rain Man]

I believe that this poll proves my theory that women can't tell one man from another.

[keg in kc]

I assume your not married,,,,,Not anymore, thank god.

I was actually nice when I was married.

Never again.

Never. Again.

[chiefs4me]

Not anymore, thank god.

I was actually nice when I was married.

Never again.

Never. Again.

NEVER say NEVER,,,,

[keg in kc]

I think I'm pretty safe saying never.

[chiefs4me]

Why are you so sure,,,,,

[keg in kc]

Lots of reasons.

[Phobia]

Why are you so sure,,,,,

He caught the gay.

[chiefs4me]

He caught the gay.

:rolleyes:

[Rain Man]

I thought it was more of a Lorena Bobbitt thing.

[Katipan]

That jump started his porn career. He should be grateful to Lorena.

[Rain Man]

There are some things that should never deserve a thank you. That's one of them.

[chiefs4me]

yea,,but look how famous she made him,