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the Talking Can
10-10-2004, 07:14 PM
Really.

Until they miked him up and instructed the announcers to say over and over "Look at that intensity. He's so intense!"

I mean, how could I have missed it?
tk13
10-10-2004, 07:15 PM
Look at the papers! It's not possible!
stevieray
10-10-2004, 07:16 PM
It's like watching a rerun for the 20th time.
Phobia
10-10-2004, 07:18 PM
Ray Lewis is wearing a wire so his intensity consultant can tell him what to say during the game.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=100842
Deberg_1990
10-10-2004, 07:18 PM
I had no idea that Steve McNair was so tough either...?? Wow....
listopencil
10-10-2004, 07:24 PM
Ray Ray would have to be intense. Anything else and that How Stella Got Her Groove Back dance of his would just be silly.
the Talking Can
10-10-2004, 07:27 PM
Ray Ray would have to be intense. Anything else and that How Stella Got Her Groove Back dance of his would just be silly.

I'd like to see his "Chiefs OL just packed my shit" dance....
FringeNC
10-10-2004, 07:29 PM
Ray Lewis refused to give the Chiefs' OL any credit..said the Ravens had a let down...
listopencil
10-10-2004, 07:30 PM
I'd like to see his "Chiefs OL just packed my shit" dance....


I think we saw that dance last Monday. It's called "Crying Like A Little Girl On The Sidelines". God, I amost started rooting for the Chiefs during that game just because he's such a POS. Well, I was rooting for whichever Chief happened to be bitchslapping him at any given moment.
Skip Towne
10-10-2004, 07:30 PM
I'm not watching. Did RayRay do that goofy little dance.
VonneMarie
10-10-2004, 07:31 PM
I think we saw that dance last Monday. It's called "Crying Like A Little Girl On The Sidelines". God, I amost started rooting for the Chiefs during that game just because he's such a POS. Well, I was rooting for whichever Chief happened to be bitchslapping him at any given moment.
ROFL
listopencil
10-10-2004, 07:32 PM
Ray Lewis refused to give the Chiefs' OL any credit..said the Ravens had a let down...


Because he's a little bitch. The OL and the FB owned him. Don't tell him I said that, though. He could easily kill me with his bare hands. And I heard he carries a knife.
FringeNC
10-10-2004, 07:37 PM
Because he's a little bitch. The OL and the FB owned him. Don't tell him I said that, though. He could easily kill me with his bare hands. And I heard he carries a knife.

:clap:
VonneMarie
10-10-2004, 07:38 PM
Because he's a little bitch. The OL and the FB owned him. Don't tell him I said that, though. He could easily kill me with his bare hands. And I heard he carries a knife.
LOL

Big Ray Ray fan?
whoman69
10-10-2004, 07:41 PM
Ray Lewis refused to give the Chiefs' OL any credit..said the Ravens had a let down...
He also refuses to acknowlege that the Chiefs went one on one with him and dominated, as well as the double teams. TRich owned him and Shields owned him.
listopencil
10-10-2004, 08:07 PM
LOL

Big Ray Ray fan?


I hate that POS. He's what's wrong with the NFL right now. Flavor Clown.
WilliamTheIrish
10-10-2004, 08:09 PM
ray was at his most intense after the game during interviews in the locker room..

Ray-Ray: I'm tellin' ya man, dey was doublin me the whole time.. if dey pplays me straight up, i kills every one o dem muther f"

Announcer: Ray, your nose is bleeding all over the mic. Your nose is like a oversoaked tampon."

Ray-Ray: "Dat ain't my blood. Dat b'long to one dem bitches dat doubled me all night. Ya feel me?"
Rausch
10-10-2004, 08:10 PM
I hate that POS. He's what's wrong with the NFL right now. Flavor Clown.

I smell an animated gif....
FloridaChief
10-10-2004, 08:11 PM
Ray just came out of the game injured. But it's an INTENSE injury...
FloridaChief
10-10-2004, 08:11 PM
I smell an animated gif....

Need to get Pezman on this immediately...
Rain Man
10-10-2004, 08:11 PM
RayRay just learned why you aren't supposed to lead with your helmet on a tackle.
Megbert
10-10-2004, 08:12 PM
"Intense" - OH I thought they were saying "In tents" some sorta hip sports talk like "drinking the kool-aid"
the Talking Can
10-10-2004, 08:15 PM
Ray just came out of the game injured. But it's an INTENSE injury...

he was injured intensely, as only a man who is stab-crazy can be...
Inspector
10-10-2004, 08:16 PM
He also refuses to acknowlege that the Chiefs went one on one with him and dominated, as well as the double teams. TRich owned him and Shields owned him.

Not to mention Waters making sweet sweet love to his backside a few times.

That was some fun football.....
listopencil
10-10-2004, 08:16 PM
Ray just came out of the game injured. But it's an INTENSE injury...


I'll bet he got a muscle cramp because he's so INTENSE.
Rain Man
10-10-2004, 08:24 PM
Not to mention Waters making sweet sweet love to his backside a few times.

That was some fun football.....


Just FYI, there is such a thing as taking an allusion too far.
CosmicPal
10-10-2004, 08:25 PM
Really.

Until they miked him up and instructed the announcers to say over and over "Look at that intensity. He's so intense!"

I mean, how could I have missed it?

He's INTENSE 'cause he's rigged up with coke. Jamal Lewis used his cell phone before the game to hook up Ray with the deal. That's why he's so damn INTENSE. Geez, don't you know anything? :D
Phobia
10-10-2004, 08:25 PM
He also refuses to acknowlege that the Chiefs went one on one with him and dominated, as well as the double teams. TRich owned him and Shields owned him.

I like a pile-on as much as the next guy, but WTF?

Did you expect him to belly up to the camera and exclaim, "Props to TRich and Shields last Monday, they kicked my ass up and down the field"?
go bo
10-10-2004, 08:26 PM
He also refuses to acknowlege that the Chiefs went one on one with him and dominated, as well as the double teams. TRich owned him and Shields owned him.hell, jordan black owned him!!
Phobia
10-10-2004, 08:26 PM
Not to mention Waters making sweet sweet love to his backside a few times.

That was some fun football.....

Woa. That may be your idea of "fun football", but I'll be changing the channel thankyouverymuch.
go bo
10-10-2004, 08:29 PM
Woa. That may be your idea of "fun football", but I'll be changing the channel thankyouverymuch.that gives "inspector" a whole new meaning...
Rausch
10-10-2004, 08:32 PM
hell, jordan black owned him!!
listopencil
10-10-2004, 08:33 PM
Did you expect him to belly up to the camera and exclaim, "Props to TRich and Shields last Monday, they kicked my ass up and down the field"?


He could have said,"Give credit to KC, they had a great blocking scheme." Or,"The Kansas City O-Line and blockers played a great game and we weren't up to the task." Or even,"KC was desperate for their first win and it showed up on the field." Instead he channeled Mike Martz and said they only lost because they had a let down. And cried about double teams when even an old senile fart like Madden noticed it wasn't true.
Rain Man
10-10-2004, 08:36 PM
When Ray gets excited, his voice goes up to a little-girl falsetto.
Rain Man
10-10-2004, 08:49 PM
I'll bet the coaches secretly wish that Ray would shut up so they could coach.

(Sideline scene.)

Asst. Coach: Okay, on third down, you can tell whether it's a run or a pass by the way Brunell -

Ray: WE GOT 'EM, MAN! WE GOT 'EM, MAN! LET'S GO GET 'EM! LET'S GO GET 'EM!
CosmicPal
10-10-2004, 08:52 PM
I'll bet the coaches secretly wish that Ray would shut up so they could coach.

(Sideline scene.)

Asst. Coach: Okay, on third down, you can tell whether it's a run or a pass by the way Brunell -

Ray: WE GOT 'EM, MAN! WE GOT 'EM, MAN! LET'S GO GET 'EM! LET'S GO GET 'EM!

Only Ray is really say, "I'M BEING DOUBLE TEAMED, MAN! I'M BEING DOUBLE TEAMED. IT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT FAIR! WHERE'S MY DUCKIE TOY! WHO THE PHUG TOOK MY DUCKIE!"
Crush
10-10-2004, 10:16 PM
Ray Lewis? Old news. All worship the greatness that is Leon.
2bikemike
10-11-2004, 12:34 AM
Damn this thread is too intense for this time of night.
Ultra Peanut
10-11-2004, 01:04 AM
"But... but... Priest was double-teaming me!" :deevee:

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Demonpenz
10-11-2004, 01:08 AM
Lewis needs to put his nose in there and freaking take on a block instead of going around. Everytime he tries to swim move or get off a block he takes himself out of the play
Crush
10-11-2004, 07:30 AM
LOOK AT THE PAPERS! THERE'S NO WAY! WE GOT THEM NOW! DESPERATE MEN DO DESPERATE THINGS! LOOK AT THE PAPERS!
Dr. Johnny Fever
10-11-2004, 07:51 AM
hell, jordan black owned him!!
Hell...Rich Scanlon owned him from his job at the White Castle drive-thru...!
King_Chief_Fan
10-11-2004, 08:47 AM
How does this jack ass get wired up two weeks in a row.
You would think the way he got embarrassed against KC they would have know better.
ChiefFripp
10-11-2004, 09:01 AM
Ray ray dance just like Elain Bennace from Seinfeld.Same jerky movements and everything...
Deberg_1990
10-11-2004, 09:15 AM
How does this jack ass get wired up two weeks in a row.
You would think the way he got embarrassed against KC they would have know better.

This thread should be titled....."I had no idea that Ray Lewis was such a self promoter??" That would be more appropriate....
redfan
10-11-2004, 10:45 AM
Did you know Clinton Portis came to the Redskins in a trade with the Broncos for Champ Bailey?!?!
Huh, didja?!?! Bet you didn't...