I was used. Some chicks are psychos.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Remember that girl that I told you guys about? I was trying to decide between the two and chose the one that asked me out. Well, we've been dating for about two weeks and on Saturday we decided to go back to her dorm and watch some movies. Anyway, she came on to me like a dog on a bone, and I couldn't resist even though I wanted to. We did it.

Shortly afterward, her roomates came in and knocked on her door to tell her that they are going to have some company soon and as they walked away, one of them said, "Man, she has another guy in there? Damn." She went off. She got some clothes on, went out there, cussed her out and was like, "I do what I want, and even if I did have some guys in there, that's none of your business" and F this and that. Anyway, she wanted me to take her to this guy's house. She said she wanted to go there because her sister liked this guy's brother. Yeah. WTF? Why would she want me to do that after we got done doing it? She shouldn't take words so seriously. I took her there but before she left I wanted to know why she was doing this and she said that she wants her space.

What? After we do this, she wants space? If she wanted space, then she should be by herself and not go to some guy's house. I dropped her off there, and said goodbye kinda sadly, and she said she might call me, kind of in a mad way. Well, I left, and then I turned around to go back because I figured I could help, even though she didn't want me there and plus, she left her laptop in my car. I got there, and her and this guy were in the living room standing up talking. I knocked on the door and said I had her laptop and that I wanted to talk. I opened the door (I kinda know the guy) but didn't go inside and asked what was wrong. She came after me and cussed me out then slammed the door. Well, I opened the door again, and she came after me and pushed me and punched me in the face!! LOL!! I was in shock!! So I just left.

She called me later on and told me that I freaked her out by opening the door and coming inside. I didn't come inside. I just opened the door. And I kinda know the guy so it didn't matter. Anyway, she said that it was over on the phone and that she didn't want me to apologize to the guy for opening the door but I'm going to anyway. She doesn't want me to tell the guy that we did it or anybody at all. She also told me on the phone that when you don't answer the door that means you don't want to be talked to. No crap, but that is flat out psycho. She did me and dumped me. I was used. Freakin' psycho. She told me today that she was sorry that she acted like and that she was raped so many years back. I wish she would've told me she had major issues before I decided to date her. She's F'ed up.

So, it sounds like to me that she doesn't want me to tell people what a nut case she is, and I won't. She's suffered enough with what she's been through and I feel sorry for whoever she uses next.

BTW, she said that she didn't need to be forgiven because she didn't do anything wrong in the same sentence when she apologized...mentally ill? Yep. Boy I get all the weirdos.

Will I ever find a simple, normal, nice girl?

[keg in kc]

Some chicks are psychos?

Will you ever find a simple, normal, nice girl?!

Sure, right after I win the lottery, find the holy grail and develop cold fusion.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Translation: You have a small penis.

[Pants]

Was she at least hot?

[FloridaChief]

Get used to it. Seriously.

[Eleazar]

Shortly afterward, her roomates came in and knocked on her door to tell her that they are going to have some company soon and as they walked away, one of them said, "Man, she has another guy in there? Damn."

I wish I were unfamiliar with that exact situation.

[VonneMarie]

Haha! Girl Power. :fire:

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Was she at least hot?

Oh yes.

I couldn't resist, but I wish I did. Wow. I regret it now because she messed up.

[memyselfI]

Translation: You have a small penis.

BRUTAL. :shake:



ROFL

[Phobia]

I'll sum up my thoughts clearly and concisely. I hope this is simple enough for you.

RUN!!!!

[alanm]

Cody, You're much too sensitive. Carve a notch in the headboard and move on.:thumb:

[keg in kc]

I wish I were unfamiliar with that exact situation.That sloshing sound during the act is usually a dead giveaway.

[Bwana]

Zach, You're much too sensitive. Carve a notch in the headboard and move on.:thumb:

ROFL That's about what I was thinking.

[CosmicPal]

Will I ever find a simple, normal, nice girl?

In your dreams you will...that's the only place to go looking for one.

I've been on two dates in the past three days- one was a bi-sexual (or she says she honestly prefers "queer"); and the other one called me an alcoholic. (Even though she's right, she didn't have to say so). :D

[grandllama]

Get used to it. Seriously.

Yep. Seriously. Nothing suprised me in your post. That is the way they act.

Although I do agree with her on the answering the door bit, if I want to talk, I'll open the door, if not go the fark away...

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Zach, You're much too sensitive. Carve a notch in the headboard and move on.:thumb:

Zach?

[listopencil]

Translation: You have a small penis.



Or a vagina. You feel used because a girl you couldn't resist wanted to have sex with you then leave? WTF?

[Rausch]

Translation: You have a small penis.

Actually, you misidentified the species.

Nice girls who may or may not put out. But you get along good with them.

There are Lose-but-loyal women.

Normaly-tight-but-open-for-the-right-guy women.

And there are complete sluts-wanting-only-teh bone.

YOu bagged a slut.

YOu can take your $5 winning lotto ticket, cash it in for the modest gain you got, and be happy.

Or complain because you didn't win 40 million.

I'd take the $5 and be happy. You wanted sex, got it, and unfortunately that's all. THIS time.

Roll the dice again tommorow man... :thumb:

[royr17]

Im sorry to hear about that dude, but welcome to the club i get done like that by girls all the time but they just never have sex with me.

[alanm]

Zach?I fixed it, sorry. Was she any good or did she just lay there like a dead fish.ROFL

[Phobia]

In your dreams you will...that's the only place to go looking for one.

I've been on two dates in the past three days- one was a bi-sexual (or she says she honestly prefers "queer"); and the other one called me an alcoholic. (Even though she's right, she didn't have to say so). :D

Are you complaining or boasting?

[chiefs4me]

and how many men out their have done the very same thing??? Look at it this way,,,,you must be hot and she wanted you for the night,,,are you sure the guy wasn't her boyfriend and she was explaining to him why you dropped her off,,,,anyway you sound young,, count it as a learning experience,,,,

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Although I do agree with her on the answering the door bit, if I want to talk, I'll open the door, if not go the fark away...

I know. I shouldn't have opened the door or have gone back there. I should've just driven away for good. I did, but I did it about 15 minutes later than I should.

See ya, tramp.

[Eleazar]

That sloshing sound during the act is usually a dead giveaway.

I thought that was just all the beer I had in me.

Hey Cody, did this chick by chance have about 5 boxes of durex in her top drawer? If so, tell her I want my MU sweatshirt back.

[Iowanian]

Cody.........sorry.....

Not only do you tell the guy that you shagged her, but you tell him she had a cooter the size of a work boot and smelled like an old one.

Now....Your main goal should be to shag...
1. The roomate
2. Her best friend
3. a good friend
4 a hotter chic.

It must be done.

[Phobia]

Im sorry to hear about that dude, but welcome to the club i get done like that by girls all the time but they just never have sex with me.

You're not exactly empathetic, are you?

[Rain Man]

You scored, and now you don't have to buy her a Christmas gift? You win.

[Rausch]

BTW man, you still got her number?

Seems like the perfect gal for me...

[Frazod]

At least you got laid.

[memyselfI]

I know. I shouldn't have opened the door or have gone back there. I should've just driven away for good. I did, but I did it about 15 minutes later than I should.

See ya, tramp.


No shit, sherlock.

You got laid, the chick went away AND left you her laptop (laptop? what laptop???)

You should be slapped upside the head. Oh yeah, she did that. :shake:

[Eleazar]

See ya, tramp.

Seriously though... there are plenty of others man. Chalk it up to sadder but wiser.

Hope you don't have to get swabbed :fire:

[Rausch]

You scored, and now you don't have to buy her a Christmas gift? You win.

The Dao of Kevin is wisdom incarnate... :)

[FloridaChief]

*Some* girls are psychos = *some* water is wet...

[Phobia]

At least you didn't marry her and have 2 kids....

:banghead:

[Eleazar]

she had a cooter the size of a work boot and smelled like an old one.

That's the funniest thing I have read in a month ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[CosmicPal]

Are you complaining or boasting?

Well, I sure the hell wasn't boasting... :harumph:

[keg in kc]

At least you didn't marry her and have 2 kids....I was just thinking the same thing. Except for the '2 kids' part.

(Thank god.)

That must be where my ex-wife has gone. To teach classes in 'whore' at Cody's school.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

and how many men out their have done the very same thing??? Look at it this way,,,,you must be hot and she wanted you for the night,,,are you sure the guy wasn't her boyfriend and she was explaining to him why you dropped her off,,,,anyway you sound young,, count it as a learning experience,,,,

I learned my lesson. I should've went by my gut instinct. It was telling me that she was a tramp last week. I should've listened and now I will. When something says something is not or is right, listen...because it's telling you what's true.

[Phobia]

That's the funniest thing I have read in a month ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

No it isn't. Didn't you get the memo? Iowanian isn't funny any longer.

Regards,

David.

[Skip Towne]

Would you give her my phone #. She can use me a couple of times a week.

[Bwana]

At least you didn't marry her and have 2 kids....

:banghead:

ROFL Yeah no kidding. Cody, she threw some pu**y on you and left, you should be a happy boy.

[KcMizzou]

At least you didn't marry her and have 2 kids....

:banghead:
Ouch. I did.

Edit* (I guess I should say I did too)

[Phobia]

I learned my lesson. I should've went by my gut instinct. It was telling me that she was a tramp last week. I should've listened and now I will. When something says something is not or is right, listen...because it's telling you what's true.

It's no big deal, dude. Now that she took your cherry, you'll be more adept at closing the deal with all the other tramps.

[alanm]

Cody.........sorry.....

Not only do you tell the guy that you shagged her, but you tell him she had a cooter the size of a work boot and smelled like an old one.

Now....Your main goal should be to shag...
1. The roomate
2. Her best friend
3. a good friend
4 a hotter chic.

It must be done.Listen to the man Cody. This is time tested and sound advise.:thumb:

[Chiefs Pantalones]

BTW man, you still got her number?

Seems like the perfect gal for me...

ROFL

I want to give it to you so bad, but I'd get my ass beat.

I've heard of girls doing stuff like what she did to me, but it's usually guys doing it, not girls. I didn't think it'd ever happen to me.

[grandllama]

I know. I shouldn't have opened the door or have gone back there. I should've just driven away for good. I did, but I did it about 15 minutes later than I should.

See ya, tramp.

You'll notice that quite a few of the 'older' (age is relative here) guys on the board come across very cold and cynical towards women and relationships in general... that is because most of us not only were involved with A girl like you described, but MANY girls like you described. Eventually we become cold, hardened shells that show no emotion and refuse to have our lives ever upended by a woman again.. then we spend the rest our lives listening to women bitch about those qualities... not even realizing that it was members of their 'sisterhood' that created those qualities to begin with.

Phew, that was worth a few years of therapy...:p

[Frazod]

Would you give her my phone #. She can use me a couple of times a week.

Get the Viagra ready.

ROFL

[grandllama]

It's no big deal, dude. Now that she took your cherry, you'll be more adept at closing the deal with all the other tramps.

Yeah, what he said :thumb:

[keg in kc]

Get the Viagra ready. The question is which would happen first for Skip: a cloud of dust from his pecker or a heart attack?

[grandllama]

Ouch. I did.

Edit* (I guess I should say I did too)

Me too....:cuss:

[Frazod]

The question is which would happen first for Skip: a cloud of dust from his pecker or a heart attack?

:LOL:

[keg in kc]

You'll notice that quite a few of the 'older' (age is relative here) guys on the board come across very cold and cynical towards women and relationships in general... that is because most of us not only were involved with A girl like you described, but MANY girls like you described. Eventually we become cold, hardened shells that show no emotion and refuse to have our lives ever upended by a woman again.. then we spend the rest our lives listening to women bitch about those qualities... not even realizing that it was members of their 'sisterhood' that created those qualities to begin with.Yep. Except I don't even bother listening to women bitch about it.

[Iowanian]

Cody.......The only other thing I can advise.......when the biatch comes crawling back to you, after drinking a little when this guy dumps her...........

1. Be a dick when she comes over
2. Shocker.

[FloridaChief]

Would you give her my phone #. She can use me a couple of times a week.

And she can grease the wheels on your Rascal. Reciprocation is beautiful...

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I thought that was just all the beer I had in me.

Hey Cody, did this chick by chance have about 5 boxes of durex in her top drawer? If so, tell her I want my MU sweatshirt back.

She was on birth control but she said the birth control was for a sist on her ovary or something like ovaric cancer or something. She had other pills too.

Oh shit... :shake: ...I got played like a fiddle didn't I. I'm a f#cking idiot.

[Bwana]

The question is which would happen first for Skip: a cloud of dust from his pecker or a heart attack?

With poor Skips luck he would be one of those guys who gets a full boy for 4 hours plus, after taking one of those pills and have to go to the ER to have it taken care of. :shake:

[Delano]

Cody.......The only other thing I can advise.......when the biatch comes crawling back to you, after drinking a little when this guy dumps her...........

1. Be a dick when she comes over
2. Shocker.

I'd suggest the reverse shocker in this case. After you've handled jalepenos.

[CosmicPal]

Cody.......The only other thing I can advise.......when the biatch comes crawling back to you, after drinking a little when this guy dumps her...........

1. Be a dick when she comes over
2. Shocker.

Absolutely!

Don't fall for another banana in the tailpipe trick....

[keg in kc]

I got played like a fiddle didn't I.More like a flute, I hope. Hey, at least you got a girl with some experience.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Cody.......The only other thing I can advise.......when the biatch comes crawling back to you, after drinking a little when this guy dumps her...........

1. Be a dick when she comes over
2. Shocker.

ROFL

[grandllama]

She was on birth control but she said the birth control was for a sist on her ovary or something like ovaric cancer or something. She had other pills too.

Oh shit... :shake: ...I got played like a fiddle didn't I. I'm a f#cking idiot.

You got laid + a learning experience. It happens.

[memyselfI]

You'll notice that quite a few of the 'older' (age is relative here) guys on the board come across very cold and cynical towards women and relationships in general... that is because most of us not only were involved with A girl like you described, but MANY girls like you described. Eventually we become cold, hardened shells that show no emotion and refuse to have our lives ever upended by a woman again.. then we spend the rest our lives listening to women bitch about those qualities... not even realizing that it was members of their 'sisterhood' that created those qualities to begin with.

Phew, that was worth a few years of therapy...:p

ah, but notice the victim mentality being exhibited here and by Special Ed...

like it's her fault he couldn't resist and went against his better judgement? The problem was his big head taking direction from the little one...

not a good idea. And one that will ultimately leave guys hardened and cynical and blaming women...









(the reverse is true when it comes to women as well. So don't even start with the 'man hating' shit)

[KCWolfman]

Take you to some other guys house?

Sure, no problem. Don't call me, I'll call you.

[Phobia]

I've never let a woman punch me in the face without poking her in the place she does the #2. She owes you, dude.

[the Talking Can]

Remember that girl that I told you guys about? I was trying to decide between the two and chose the one that asked me out. Well, we've been dating for about two weeks and on Saturday we decided to go back to her dorm and watch some movies. Anyway, she came on to me like a dog on a bone, and I couldn't resist even though I wanted to. We did it.

Shortly afterward, her roomates came in and knocked on her door to tell her that they are going to have some company soon and as they walked away, one of them said, "Man, she has another guy in there? Damn." She went off. She got some clothes on, went out there, cussed her out and was like, "I do what I want, and even if I did have some guys in there, that's none of your business" and F this and that. Anyway, she wanted me to take her to this guy's house. She said she wanted to go there because her sister liked this guy's brother. Yeah. WTF? Why would she want me to do that after we got done doing it? She shouldn't take words so seriously. I took her there but before she left I wanted to know why she was doing this and she said that she wants her space.

What? After we do this, she wants space? If she wanted space, then she should be by herself and not go to some guy's house. I dropped her off there, and said goodbye kinda sadly, and she said she might call me, kind of in a mad way. Well, I left, and then I turned around to go back because I figured I could help, even though she didn't want me there and plus, she left her laptop in my car. I got there, and her and this guy were in the living room standing up talking. I knocked on the door and said I had her laptop and that I wanted to talk. I opened the door (I kinda know the guy) but didn't go inside and asked what was wrong. She came after me and cussed me out then slammed the door. Well, I opened the door again, and she came after me and pushed me and punched me in the face!! LOL!! I was in shock!! So I just left.

She called me later on and told me that I freaked her out by opening the door and coming inside. I didn't come inside. I just opened the door. And I kinda know the guy so it didn't matter. Anyway, she said that it was over on the phone and that she didn't want me to apologize to the guy for opening the door but I'm going to anyway. She doesn't want me to tell the guy that we did it or anybody at all. She also told me on the phone that when you don't answer the door that means you don't want to be talked to. No crap, but that is flat out psycho. She did me and dumped me. I was used. Freakin' psycho. She told me today that she was sorry that she acted like and that she was raped so many years back. I wish she would've told me she had major issues before I decided to date her. She's F'ed up.

So, it sounds like to me that she doesn't want me to tell people what a nut case she is, and I won't. She's suffered enough with what she's been through and I feel sorry for whoever she uses next.

BTW, she said that she didn't need to be forgiven because she didn't do anything wrong in the same sentence when she apologized...mentally ill? Yep. Boy I get all the weirdos.

Will I ever find a simple, normal, nice girl?


Sounds like she's the man and you're the woman in this relationship.

NTTAWWT.

[keg in kc]

Enough sensitivity. I'd say she was kicked you out because you got no talent in the sack.

[WilliamTheIrish]

ah, but notice the victim mentality being exhibited here...

Guess who was first to find that mentality?

[KCWolfman]

ah, but notice the victim mentality being exhibited here and by Special Ed...

like it's her fault he couldn't resist and went against his better judgement? The problem was his big head taking direction from the little one...

not a good idea. And one that will ultimately leave guys hardened and cynical and blaming women...









(the reverse is true when it comes to women as well. So don't even start with the 'man hating' shit)

Yup, what a stupid mentality. After all, he provided transportation and was punched in the face - what victim?

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Cody.........sorry.....

Not only do you tell the guy that you shagged her, but you tell him she had a cooter the size of a work boot and smelled like an old one.

Now....Your main goal should be to shag...
1. The roomate
2. Her best friend
3. a good friend
4 a hotter chic.

It must be done.

ROFL Sweet.

I don't know if I should tell anybody though. She's got some people that she could tell to beat my ass.

[Phobia]

She's got some people that she could tell to beat my ass.

Yeah, especially when she talks in the mirror.

[WilliamTheIrish]

Better luck next time 'stubby'....Cody....

[CosmicPal]

Enough sensitivity. I'd say she was kicked you out because you got no talent in the sack.

Only someone with no talent would know. :D

[Frazod]

BTW, Cody, it's entirely possible that you haven't seen the last of her. Eventually the I-want-to-f#ck-Cody personality will rotate to the surface. :D

[KCWolfman]

ROFL Sweet.

I don't know if I should tell anybody though. She's got some people that she could tell to beat my ass.
Evidently she could beat your ass

[keg in kc]

ah, but notice the victim mentality being exhibited here You have this amazing ability to read things that aren't even alluded to, much less said.

[grandllama]

ah, but notice the victim mentality being exhibited here and by Special Ed...

like it's her fault he couldn't resist and went against his better judgement? The problem was his big head taking direction from the little one...

not a good idea. And one that will ultimately leave guys hardened and cynical and blaming women...









(the reverse is true when it comes to women as well. So don't even start with the 'man hating' shit)

Nah, I understand your point too Denise, but I am also perfectly happy knowing that NO woman will ever put me through the shit I've been put through again. I love Ms. Llama, but if she packed up and left tomorrow, I would open a beer, put on the Playboy Channel and continue to enjoy life... I would not fight to keep her nor would I allow her back in after she left.

[memyselfI]

Yup, what a stupid mentality. After all, he provided transportation and was punched in the face - what victim?

He slept with the girl against his better judgement. Then he gives her a ride to another guys house? Then he goes back after she tells him to get lost...

Her punching him in the face and being violent are WRONG, WRONG, WRONG...

but this situation was out of control and out of hand before then...it became that way the minute he did something he knew he shouldn't.

[Earthling]

When/if you do talk to the other dude to apologize, take along a pair of womens panties and tell him she left them in your car and could he please give them back to her...And yes, there are lots of nice gals out there...Don't worry bout' it...

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I've never let a woman punch me in the face without poking her in the place she does the #2. She owes you, dude.

ROFL OMG

[memyselfI]

Nah, I understand your point too Denise, but I am also perfectly happy knowing that NO woman will ever put me through the shit I've been put through again. I love Ms. Llama, but if she packed up and left tomorrow, I would open a beer, put on the Playboy Channel and continue to enjoy life... I would not fight to keep her nor would I allow her back in after she left.

Thank you for taking the point into consideration vs. a visceral knee jerk response.

I think many married folk feel the same as you.

[grandllama]

I've never let a woman punch me in the face without poking her in the place she does the #2. She owes you, dude.

Speaking of which, I wonder if Phobia or ENDelt got over the pain of loosing to Houston first???

[keg in kc]

Only someone with no talent would know.I never thought that one day my "who needs talent when you have a 9-inch dick" attitude would catch up with me. It was a sad, sad day.

[KCWolfman]

BTW, Cody, it's entirely possible that you haven't seen the last of her. Eventually the I-want-to-f#ck-Cody personality will rotate to the surface. :D
Ahh, one of my favorite tunes comes to mind from Blue October:

you gotta make her know how it feels to miss you
let her know your swapping spit
you're not the one with all the problems
you're not the one with all the problems
she's the one that's full of sh*t

so just pick your head up boy and walk away
walk the coolest walk that you know
I know you know that in a month or two she'll call you
you gotta hang up the phone

[Rausch]

ROFL Sweet.

I don't know if I should tell anybody though. She's got some people that she could tell to beat my ass.

Screw that. Apologize for being such a d!ck, and let her know just how special she is.

Then on date two, open that door in your mind where you save every twisted, perverse, and disgusting urge and then look down at "Special Rod" and say "Sick clam, buster!"

[FloridaChief]

And yes, there are lots of nice gals out there...

Link?

[CosmicPal]

She's got some people that she could tell to beat my ass.

Dude...you really need to muscle up here. You got used. So what? Get over it. Be a man. Move on. It happens to everyone. Don't turn this lame episode into a tear-jerker for you...

It's always better to be the dumper than the dumpee.

[keg in kc]

Link?www.fatuglyhairygirlswithbadbreath.com.

[digi2fish]

So, it sounds like to me that she doesn't want me to tell people what a nut case she is, and I won't. She's suffered enough with what she's been through and I feel sorry for whoever she uses next.

somebody on the oppoiste side of the planet know it now.
:rolleyes:

[KCWolfman]

He slept with the girl against his better judgement. Then he gives her a ride to another guys house? Then he goes back after she tells him to get lost...

Her punching him in the face and being violent are WRONG, WRONG, WRONG...

but this situation was out of control and out of hand before then...it became that way the minute he did something he knew he shouldn't.
I didn't debate any of the points you mentioned above. I debated the fact that you stated there was a victim mentality being displayed from a victim of someone being punched.

If the roles were reversed and a woman were punched in the face, you would be man hatin' all over the guy regardless of how many opportunities she had to leave the situation.

[memyselfI]

Guess who was first to find that mentality?

No, I'm simply the first to point out that he's not entirely without fault here... :hmmm:

[Chiefs Pantalones]

ROFL

She just punched me. She didn't beat my ass. It didn't even hurt. I'm glad it's over though. She was the most f%cked up chick I've ever known.

[keg in kc]

It's always better to be the dumper than the dumpee.Woah, when did we start talking about brown showers?

[CosmicPal]

I never thought that one day my "who needs talent when you have a 9-inch dick" attitude would catch up with me. It was a sad, sad day.

9" ??

Geez, I've got more draggin' than you've got hangin'

:D

[Rausch]

Link?

YOu mean is there a link between "nice" and "gals?"

Yeah, right here: girl-thought. (http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html)

[memyselfI]

I didn't debate any of the points you mentioned above. I debated the fact that you stated there was a victim mentality being displayed from a victim of someone being punched.

If the roles were reversed and a woman were punched in the face, you would be man hatin' all over the guy regardless of how many opportunities she had to leave the situation.

No where did I excuse what she did. The main thing he's a victim of is HIS OWN BAD JUDGEMENT...

[keg in kc]

She was the most f%cked up chick I've ever known.If you were doing your job right, she was f%cked up, f%cked down, f%cked forewards backwards and sideways, too.

[KCWolfman]

No, I'm simply the first to point out that he's not entirely without fault here... :hmmm:
Yeah, how dare he stick his face in front of her fist?

Honestly, I believe you need negative attention in your life.

[Earthling]

Link?
ROFL OK ...You caught me in a lie...

[KCWolfman]

No where did I excuse what she did. The main thing he's a victim of is HIS OWN BAD JUDGEMENT...
She said while defending Andrea Yates.

[memyselfI]

Yeah, how dare he stick his face in front of her fist?

Honestly, I believe you need negative attention in your life.

Russ, you are focusing on the violent aspect of this situation...

HELLO, it was an exercise in dysfunction before it even got to that point.

:rolleyes:

Had SE paid attention to ANY of the warning signs leading up to that point then he wouldn't be feeling 'used' and abused today.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I wonder who'll she'll be doing by this time next week.

[grandllama]

If you were doing your job right, she was f%cked up, f%cked down, f%cked forewards backwards and sideways, too.
But if it was his first time.... It may have only *PUT SOMETHING WITTY HERE*

[keg in kc]

I wonder who'll she'll be doing by this time next week.Who cares. Forget her and find another skank to bang.

[Rausch]

Honestly, I believe you need negative attention in your life.

No, DETENTION....

[Skip Towne]

:LOL:
You guys are hilarious. You're forgetting you are going to be old one day.

[FloridaChief]

ROFL OK ...You caught me in a lie...

Uhmm, yeah...no shit, huh?...

[keg in kc]

But if it was his first time.... It may have only *PUT SOMETHING WITTY HERE*Which was followed seconds later by "NO NO NO NOT THERE!! There. Yes, there. Jesus, haven't you done this before?"

[memyselfI]

Who cares. Forget her and find another skank to bang.

Forget this.

Forget her. Take your time to find someone NICE to get to know and allow things to take their course more slowly...and listen to your gut and your loins next time.

[grandllama]

Russ, you are focusing on the violent aspect of this situation...

HELLO, it was an exercise in dysfunction before it even got to that point.

:rolleyes:

Had SE paid attention to ANY of the warning signs leading up to that point then he wouldn't be feeling 'used' and abused today.

Whoa you two, back to your corners. Cody has admited it was an error in judgement, Denise has simply reinforced this with her usual charm... :p

[WilliamTheIrish]

HELLO, it was an exercise in dysfunction before it even got to that point.

:rolleyes:

Good lord....Exercise in dysfunction? Are you reading those magazines at the checkout lines in grocery stores?

[KCWolfman]

Russ, you are focusing on the violent aspect of this situation...

HELLO, it was an exercise in dysfunction before it even got to that point.

:rolleyes:

Had SE paid attention to ANY of the warning signs leading up to that point then he wouldn't be feeling 'used' and abused today.
She said while defending Andrea Yates.

[Phobia]

I wonder who'll she'll be doing by this time next week.

If you play your cards right, you and a couple of her girlfriends.

[memyselfI]

Whoa you two, back to your corners. Cody has admited it was an error in judgement, Denise has simply reinforced this with her usual charm... :p

Yes, he has admitted it and he knows. But I'm afraid some of this reinforcment/encouragement that he's receiving here will seek to deflect the focus from his choices and responsiblity to HER being the problem...

and if that becomes the case he's DESTINED TO REPEAT IT.

[Rausch]

You guys are hilarious. You're forgetting you are going to be old one day.

I hope so, but somehow, I doubt it...

[grandllama]

Forget this.

Forget her. Take your time to find someone NICE to get to know and allow things to take their course more slowly...and listen to your gut and your loins next time.

Ok, now I disagree with you he needs to go find another Ms. Skanksalot and go into it knowing that fact. This was the therapy I found most enjoyable back when I allowed myself to be manipulated :thumb:

[Earthling]

You guys are hilarious. You're forgetting you are going to be old one day.
Right on...And misery loves company!

[memyselfI]

She said while defending Andrea Yates.

Andrea Yates was a psycho. Damn shame no one paid attention to the warning signs she was sending.

[Rausch]

I wonder who'll she'll be doing by this time next week.

You aren't going to give me the number, are you?

:cuss:

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Dude...you really need to muscle up here. You got used. So what? Get over it. Be a man. Move on. It happens to everyone. Don't turn this lame episode into a tear-jerker for you...

It's always better to be the dumper than the dumpee.

No worries here or saddness. I'm happy. I feel relieved. There's not worrying as to who is she doing now because we aren't together anymore. I should've ended the relationship sooner. I've noticed that she's a big flirt. I should've been able to add 2 and 2. I did, but I didn't listen to my instincts. Oh well. It's over and I'm fine. Boy am I glad I'm not with her. I do feel sorry for whoever she plays next. lol. They are in for a treat.

[KCWolfman]

Whoa you two, back to your corners. Cody has admited it was an error in judgement, Denise has simply reinforced this with her usual charm... :p
We all have. But when someone resorts to violence, don't blame the other party for the action - that is assinine.

Hell, I know I chased the wrong ones because of the way they looked and/or screwed. It is a life lesson that cannot be taught to anyone.

But that doesn't explain or excuse the action of the broad.

Honestly, if it were me, I would have walked away and tossed the laptop out of my car when I attained 60 mph.

[memyselfI]

Ok, now I disagree with you he needs to go find another Ms. Skanksalot and go into it knowing that fact. This was the therapy I found most enjoyable back when I allowed myself to be manipulated :thumb:

Well, I would agree with you if he had not made the last statement he made in his original post...

[Phobia]

and if that becomes the case he's DESTINED TO REPEAT IT.

Only if he's smart.

[memyselfI]

Only if he's smart.

And has two kids? :hmmm:

[keg in kc]

Forget this.

Forget her. Take your time to find someone NICE to get to know and allow things to take their course more slowly...and listen to your gut and your loins next time.Forget this.

Don't worry about finding someone NICE to get to know and allow things to take their course more slowly. You're young. Very young. Don't feel like you're obligated to settle down. Live your life, enjoy yourself, if you happen across something that seems "right" then roll with that, but don't limit yourself to thinking too hard about relationships and the future and where you're going to be x years from now. That's where a lot of young people screw up, life isn't perfect, life doesn't have to follow a path and you don't have to be looking for anything in particular. Have fun, be smart about it, protect yourself (emotionally and physically) but have fun. Don't let yourself get trapped into this mentality that you have to find "her" now.

(I'm speaking from experience here)

[Phobia]

And has two kids? :hmmm:

Stop trying to make me cry, bully.

[Rausch]

Ok, now I disagree with you he needs to go find another Ms. Skanksalot and go into it knowing that fact. This was the therapy I found most enjoyable back when I allowed myself to be manipulated :thumb:

Please stop quoting the pivot woman in the Al Queda circle jerk... :cuss:

[memyselfI]

We all have. But when someone resorts to violence, don't blame the other party for the action - that is assinine.

Hell, I know I chased the wrong ones because of the way they looked and/or screwed. It is a life lesson that cannot be taught to anyone.

But that doesn't explain or excuse the action of the broad.

Honestly, if it were me, I would have walked away and tossed the laptop out of my car when I attained 60 mph.

Russ, I'm not blaming SE for getting hit. I'm saying he made some choices he knew were wrong and thus he's not entirely blameless here.

[Slayer Diablo]

Here are the 5 main points of what you need to know:

1. At least you got laid, so don't complain.

2. Every person on the face of the Earth is insane...some are just more psycho than others (and women are two points above men when it comes to insanity, FWIW)

3. You'll probably want to consult a clinic due to all those pills she was taking...god knows what some of those may have been for.

4. Tell that guy that you screwed her harder than any other girl.

5. Screw these girls in this order:
a) the roommate
b) one of her good friends
c) a younger (if that's legal) and hotter girl
d) *optional* a local female newscaster who will announce it the very next morning

[grandllama]

We all have. But when someone resorts to violence, don't blame the other party for the action - that is assinine.

Hell, I know I chased the wrong ones because of the way they looked and/or screwed. It is a life lesson that cannot be taught to anyone.

But that doesn't explain or excuse the action of the broad.

Honestly, if it were me, I would have walked away and tossed the laptop out of my car when I attained 60 mph.

More than likely that would have been my actions towards her laptop as well, but I guess I'm just not that upset at Cody being hit by a chick... I've been hit by my share, and I normally just stand there and laugh and ask if they are finished yet...

[WilliamTheIrish]

Right on keg.

Life throws you this kind of thing from time to time.

You knock the eyebrows off her roomie and move on.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Forget this.

Forget her. Take your time to find someone NICE to get to know and allow things to take their course more slowly...and listen to your gut and your loins next time.

She was so damn hot though. I know the final decision was mine, but damn...she played me. I fell in the trap, but it was good trap. A learning trap.

She was hot though.

[KCWolfman]

Stop trying to make me cry, bully.
Well she is the voice of relationship reason. After all, I never remember reading anything negative regarding her relationship of her on again off again separated/not separated spouse.

[CosmicPal]

I do feel sorry for whoever she plays next. lol.

She's the sorry one. The guys will get what they want out of her, and she'll move on with her life on a new couch every week. Someday, she'll break down with a bottle of vodka and some bad poetry...

You'll be alright....you have the Planet here to help you.

[Rausch]

Here are the 5 main points of what you need to know:

[Phobia]

Here are the 5 main points of what you need to know:

1. At least you got laid, so don't complain.

2. Every person on the face of the Earth is insane...some are just more psycho than others (and women are two points above men when it comes to insanity, FWIW)

3. You'll probably want to consult a clinic due to all those pills she was taking...god knows what some of those may have been for.

4. Tell that guy that you screwed her harder than any other girl.

5. Screw these girls in this order:
a) the roommate
b) one of her good friends
c) a younger (if that's legal) and hotter girl
d) *optional* a local female newscaster who will announce it the very next morning

Nice take, Iowanian Jr.

[memyselfI]

Forget this.

Don't worry about finding someone NICE to get to know and allow things to take their course more slowly. You're young. Very young. Don't feel like you're obligated to settle down. Live your life, enjoy yourself, if you happen across something that seems "right" then roll with that, but don't limit yourself to thinking too hard about relationships and the future and where you're going to be x years from now. That's where a lot of young people screw up, life isn't perfect, life doesn't have to follow a path and you don't have to be looking for anything in particular. Have fun, be smart about it, protect yourself (emotionally and physically) but have fun. Don't let yourself get trapped into this mentality that you have to find "her" now.

(I'm speaking from experience here)

Who said anything about 'settling down'? The reason I said take more time is because he shagged this girl after two weeks when he felt uncomfortable and unsure of the situation...and he got burned. I'm recommending he take the time for himself and not some long term committment to some girl.

[keg in kc]

Someday, she'll break down with a bottle of vodka and some bad poetry...Hey now, don't knock liquor and bad poetry.

[KCWolfman]

Russ, I'm not blaming SE for getting hit. I'm saying he made some choices he knew were wrong and thus he's not entirely blameless here.
Again, I am not disagreeing with that. With my current "wisdom" the girl would have had to find her own ride. But you are incorrect when you state "he was not the victim". When she resorted to violence, he was the assaulted.

[Rausch]

Someday, she'll break down with a bottle of vodka and some bad poetry...


Whoa! Watch the friendly fire there pedro!

[FloridaChief]

Here are the 5 main points of what you need to know:

1. At least you got laid, so don't complain.

2. Every person on the face of the Earth is insane...some are just more psycho than others (and women are two points above men when it comes to insanity, FWIW)

3. You'll probably want to consult a clinic due to all those pills she was taking...god knows what some of those may have been for.

4. Tell that guy that you screwed her harder than any other girl.

5. Screw these girls in this order:
a) the roommate
b) one of her good friends
c) a younger (if that's legal) and hotter girl
d) *optional* a local female newscaster who will announce it the very next morning

And can you, as a non-smoker, give me advice on quitting tobacco since you're on this roll of speaking on things you know nothing about?

[grandllama]

3. You'll probably want to consult a clinic due to all those pills she was taking...god knows what some of those may have been for.

You know, this may be the most intelligent thing Slayer has ever stated.

[memyselfI]

She was so damn hot though. I know the final decision was mine, but damn...she played me. I fell in the trap, but it was good trap. A learning trap.

She was hot though.

Likely one of many to come...er, no pun intended.

Seriously, it won't be a mistake if you learn from this. But your gut is there for a reason. LISTEN TO IT.

[Rausch]

You know, this may be the most intelligent thing Slayer has ever stated.

Actually, yeah.


First thing I thought was "and for once, YOU can be in control of your break outs."

[KCWolfman]

More than likely that would have been my actions towards her laptop as well, but I guess I'm just not that upset at Cody being hit by a chick... I've been hit by my share, and I normally just stand there and laugh and ask if they are finished yet...
I never have. Hell, even my crazy ex-wife didn't go that far. If one did, I am not sure how I would react. Until it actually happens, I don't think most would.

I know that I put up with constant fights (real fist fights between brothers = broken facial bones, concussions, and 3 day hospital stays between 5 of us) in my household growing up and I got into my share of fights in school and I am glad I am done with it forever.

[grandllama]

Please stop quoting the pivot woman in the Al Queda circle jerk... :cuss:

Shit, that's why I don't post in DC, I always forget the rules ROFL

[memyselfI]

Again, I am not disagreeing with that. With my current "wisdom" the girl would have had to find her own ride. But you are incorrect when you state "he was not the victim". When she resorted to violence, he was the assaulted.

If he feels he was assaulted and a victim in that regard then perhaps he should press charges...

In my scenario he's a victim of not listening to his own sense of good judgement.

[WilliamTheIrish]

And has two kids? :hmmm:


Methinks you see a lot of yourself in this dysfunctional young girl.

[chiefs4me]

okay if I remember right you were only with her 2 weeks,,,,,call it a long 1 night stand,,I mean did you fall madly in love or what,,,

[memyselfI]

Methinks you see a lot of yourself in this dysfunctional young girl.

Actually that remark was geared to Phobia's saying at least he didn't marry her and have two kids...speaking from experience.

[Iowanian]

He slept with the girl against his better judgement. Then he gives her a ride to another guys house? Then he goes back after she tells him to get lost...

Her punching him in the face and being violent are WRONG, WRONG, WRONG...

but this situation was out of control and out of hand before then...it became that way the minute he did something he knew he shouldn't.


Jesh...................Sounds like someone has issues with smelling like an old boot.


Don't listen here Cody............But then again..Dense is the Phil Helmuth of having a pair of Victim Cards on the flop.

[grandllama]

I never have. Hell, even my crazy ex-wife didn't go that far. If one did, I am not sure how I would react. Until it actually happens, I don't think most would.

I know that I put up with constant fights (real fist fights between brothers = broken facial bones, concussions, and 3 day hospital stays between 5 of us) in my household growing up and I got into my share of fights in school and I am glad I am done with it forever.

I was talking more on the level of fists... my ex wife went thru a period while we were separated where she would try to push every button I had in order to make me hit her so she could go to the attorney and get full custody of the kids... it was driving her nuts that I wouldn't hit her so she finally thru a frying pan at my head. I ducked, walked out of the apartment, went straight to the attorney, filed divorce papers, and never looked back...

[alanm]

ROFL

She just punched me. She didn't beat my ass. It didn't even hurt. I'm glad it's over though. She was the most f%cked up chick I've ever known.I can hear the wedding bells already.ROFL

[keg in kc]

I can hear the wedding bells already.Nothing would surprise me at this point in my life.

[Iowanian]

Nice take, Iowanian Jr.

Slayer still thinks Screwing a girl, is giving her the wrong answers to The Spelling test.



Since she's into Punching.........scrap the Shocker.......Donky Punch.

Right at last call for happy endings shout "Welcome to Donkeypunch ville, Population YOU..." BLAM!

[memyselfI]

Look at it this way...

she did you a FAVOR. You see the warts two weeks in vs. two years in. Trust me, you'll be thanking her after the sting wears off. No way would you want to go along thinking she is a nice girl then have this kind of crap manifest later down the line.

[Skip Towne]

I hope so, but somehow, I doubt it...
Keep the faith. I never thought I'd reach 59. Especially never had a broken bone or any kind of operation. I'm lucky.

[keg in kc]

she did you a FAVOR. You see the warts two weeks in vs. two years in. Trust me, you'll be thanking her after the sting wears off. If he's seeing warts in two weeks and there's a sting, then Cody's in more trouble than we thought.

[Rausch]

Nothing would surprise me at this point in my life.

Heh heh...you say that now.

[memyselfI]

If he's seeing warts in two weeks and there's a sting, then Cody's in more trouble than we thought.

baaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa ROFL :clap: ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

I've never been used.

[Rausch]

I've never been used.

You've never BEEN....

[FloridaChief]

I've never been used.

Shock.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I mean did you fall madly in love or what,,,

No.

But my wang did.

My fault.

[Iowanian]

Look at it this way...

she did you a FAVOR. You see the warts two weeks in vs. two years in. Trust me, you'll be thanking her after the sting wears off. .

Do they Hurt when you remove them?

I'll bet you cut yours off at home with a sawsall.


Cody............if this chic was the "nice one" of the two.........You would hve been the prison bitch of the other one. Man up.

Nice guys don't win until they're older and have money.

[Hammock Parties]

You've never BEEN....

How do you know?

[keg in kc]

Heh heh...you say that now.It always scares me when somebody says that. It's like I'm Wile E Coyote with a 1 ton acme anvil about to hit.

[Iowanian]

I've never been used.

Aparently you're forgetting the thread I created in your honor.

Kotex is trying to construct a spaceage product that can absorb as much material as you did.

[keg in kc]

How do you know?The Sidious/Vader '04 pic is a dead giveaway.

[Hammock Parties]

Kotex is trying to construct a spaceage product that can absorb as much material as you did.

OMG.... ROFL

I gotta rep that. I think it's time for another GC thread...blast away, I'm in the mood.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

If he's seeing warts in two weeks and there's a sting, then Cody's in more trouble than we thought.

Oh man, don't say that. ROFL

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Do they Hurt when you remove them?

I'll bet you cut yours off at home with a sawsall.


Cody............if this chic was the "nice one" of the two.........You would hve been the prison bitch of the other one. Man up.

Nice guys don't win until they're older and have money.

From now on I'm telling them how it is. I've learned now.

[Slayer Diablo]

Forget this.

Forget her. Take your time to find someone NICE to get to know and allow things to take their course more slowly...and listen to your gut and your loins next time.

:LOL: :LOL: ROFL ROFL ROFL

Please, FTLOG, tell me you're kidding about this one, Denise. Ya know why dogs, cars, bullets, artillery, and jets are our favorite things? Because when you get right down to it, they all have one thing in common...speed. And it goes the same for this because when you wait to long getting to know the "nice" girl, she just ends up saying that you've "been friends too long, so it would be awkward to date" or something like that. So you can't just say to go "get to know" the "nice girl", because by the time that happens, either interest is lost or she's found someone. Anyway, my point is that speed is a pretty damn good thing.





These words do not necessarily reflect with the views of the others...yadda, yadda, yadda.

[Jenson71]

Please, FTLOG, tell me you're kidding about this one, Denise. Ya know why dogs, cars, bullets, artillery, and jets are our favorite things? Because when you get right down to it, they all have one thing in common...speed. And it goes the same for this because when you wait to long getting to know the "nice" girl, she just ends up saying that you've "been friends too long, so it would be awkward to date" or something like that. So you can't just say to go "get to know" the "nice girl", because by the time that happens, either interest is lost or she's found someone. Anyway, my point is that speed is a pretty damn good thing.


:eek:

wow. You do know a thing or two.

[keg in kc]

she just ends up saying that you've "been friends too long, so it would be awkward to date" or something like that.That has nothing to do with speed, that's just girlspeak for "I wouldn't screw you if you were the last guy on earth, and I've always felt this way".

[Jenson71]

That has nothing to do with speed, that's just girlspeak for "I wouldn't screw you if you were the last guy on earth, and I've always felt this way".

ROFL

[Jenson71]

Well, maybe in some instances.

[Slayer Diablo]

:eek:

wow. You do know a thing or two.

I may've been in the middle of nowhere for the past 13 years or so, but I've still met enough girls and been in highschool long enough to notice a few things...no big accomplishment.

[Hammock Parties]

Some shocking posts by Slayer in this thread.

[Jenny Gump]

You got your pole wet, and you aren't paying her bills. I think that sounds like a good arrangement.

[morphius]

Special ED - It seems that you suffer from the same issue that I did when I was youner, given a choice between 2 or more girls, I would pick the wrong one.

[Slayer Diablo]

Some shocking posts by Slayer in this thread.

And what exactly is so shocking? That I've experienced/seen enough of this type of thing so that I can understand the points of view? That although I know what should happen is impossible, I can understand that the reality of things is that we have to go in and get the job done as fast as possible? Here's my "famous" quote for reality, so everyone gather around....: "You're born, you get kicked like a hacky sack, you learn that speed is your best friend, you get laid, and if some supreme jackass thinks you deserve an eternity of tourment, then you'll be put through that life all over again."

[Hammock Parties]

And what exactly is so shocking?

Its like me posting photos of Carmen Electra naked in my bed.

[Rausch]

You got your pole wet, and you aren't paying her bills. I think that sounds like a good arrangement.

I'm starting to wonder just how long you've been playing for "their team."

You are either a "Free agent" or every man's dream woman.


Well, other than the fact that you don't get drunk easy.... :evil:

[Straight, No Chaser]

Blahhhhhhhhhhhhh, Blah, Blah de Blah Blah Blahhhhhhhhhhh

One mistake. After she bolted for the fruit of another, you should have drove off (with her laptop) and parked yourself in front of the nearest bartender.

Tomorrow is a new day kid.

PS: Just in case, hit the campus health center tomorrow first thing.


---->

[Rausch]

Its like me posting photos of Carmen Electra naked in my bed.

That's not shocking, we know you're fluent in photoshop....

[Hammock Parties]

That's not shocking, we know you're fluent in photoshop....

Not THAT fluent. ROFL

I watched the new Star Wars DVD the other night BTW...it was orgasmic.

Tried the ESB tonight and the disc is defective. The others all work....going to exchange tomorrow at BB.

[Jenny Gump]

I'm starting to wonder just how long you've been playing for "their team."

You are either a "Free agent" or every man's dream woman.


Well, other than the fact that you don't get drunk easy.... :evil:

I just try to look at things from a man's perspective. Maybe I should take a sharp detour and stop doing that.

[Hammock Parties]

I just try to look at things from a man's perspective. Maybe I should take a sharp detour and stop doing that.

That's interesting...why do you do it in the first place?

[Slayer Diablo]

I just try to look at things from a man's perspective.

Wow, every guy's dream. :drool:

Maybe I should take a sharp detour and stop doing that.

Let's not be hasty, now....

[Rausch]

I just try to look at things from a man's perspective. Maybe I should take a sharp detour and stop doing that.

Nah....Now if I start sending you dirty PM's, then change your approach.... :evil:

[Jenny Gump]

That's interesting...why do you do it in the first place?

Who are you again?

[Rausch]

Who are you again? ROFL

[keg in kc]

Special ED - It seems that you suffer from the same issue that I did when I was youner, given a choice between 2 or more girls, I would pick the wrong one.The really great part is when you have a choice between 2 or more girls and you find out in the end that they're all wrong.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

You know, my birthday is this Wednesday. Maybe this was a f$cked up birthday present.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

How long does it take for symptoms of an STD to show up? Is it pending?

[Eleazar]

what a surprise, I leave for a couple hours and it turns into Duhnise finding a victim and irritating everyone...

[Jenny Gump]

http://www.cdc.gov/node.do/id/0900f3ec80009a98

[FloridaChief]

How long does it take for symptoms of an STD to show up?

As long as it takes your sausage to turn black and fall off.

[Eleazar]

How long does it take for symptoms of an STD to show up? Is it pending?

Just think, a few more years of college and you'll be having nightmares about cotton swabs for the next decade or so.

[VonneMarie]

How long does it take for symptoms of an STD to show up? Is it pending?
Don't worry you already have it.

[Jenny Gump]

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/phd/PHD272/BS05009.jpg

[Rausch]

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/phd/PHD272/BS05009.jpg

That's not funny. I just realized you aren't the perfect woman, but the handmaiden of pain.... :mad:

[VonneMarie]

That's not funny. I just realized you aren't the perfect woman, but the handmaiden of pain.... :mad:
No, she's pretty good. ROFL

[Rausch]

No, she's pretty good. ROFL

[VonneMarie]

I don't get you and those pics but they're funny. ROFL

[FloridaChief]

ROFL

And out comes the Morley...good show.

[Rausch]

ROFL

And out comes the Morley...good show.

I love it.....it now has a title! ROFL


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0605923/

[ChiefsFanatik88]

Remember that girl that I told you guys about? I was trying to decide between the two and chose the one that asked me out. Well, we've been dating for about two weeks and on Saturday we decided to go back to her dorm and watch some movies. Anyway, she came on to me like a dog on a bone, and I couldn't resist even though I wanted to. We did it.

Shortly afterward, her roomates came in and knocked on her door to tell her that they are going to have some company soon and as they walked away, one of them said, "Man, she has another guy in there? Damn." She went off. She got some clothes on, went out there, cussed her out and was like, "I do what I want, and even if I did have some guys in there, that's none of your business" and F this and that. Anyway, she wanted me to take her to this guy's house. She said she wanted to go there because her sister liked this guy's brother. Yeah. WTF? Why would she want me to do that after we got done doing it? She shouldn't take words so seriously. I took her there but before she left I wanted to know why she was doing this and she said that she wants her space.

What? After we do this, she wants space? If she wanted space, then she should be by herself and not go to some guy's house. I dropped her off there, and said goodbye kinda sadly, and she said she might call me, kind of in a mad way. Well, I left, and then I turned around to go back because I figured I could help, even though she didn't want me there and plus, she left her laptop in my car. I got there, and her and this guy were in the living room standing up talking. I knocked on the door and said I had her laptop and that I wanted to talk. I opened the door (I kinda know the guy) but didn't go inside and asked what was wrong. She came after me and cussed me out then slammed the door. Well, I opened the door again, and she came after me and pushed me and punched me in the face!! LOL!! I was in shock!! So I just left.

She called me later on and told me that I freaked her out by opening the door and coming inside. I didn't come inside. I just opened the door. And I kinda know the guy so it didn't matter. Anyway, she said that it was over on the phone and that she didn't want me to apologize to the guy for opening the door but I'm going to anyway. She doesn't want me to tell the guy that we did it or anybody at all. She also told me on the phone that when you don't answer the door that means you don't want to be talked to. No crap, but that is flat out psycho. She did me and dumped me. I was used. Freakin' psycho. She told me today that she was sorry that she acted like and that she was raped so many years back. I wish she would've told me she had major issues before I decided to date her. She's F'ed up.

So, it sounds like to me that she doesn't want me to tell people what a nut case she is, and I won't. She's suffered enough with what she's been through and I feel sorry for whoever she uses next.

BTW, she said that she didn't need to be forgiven because she didn't do anything wrong in the same sentence when she apologized...mentally ill? Yep. Boy I get all the weirdos.

Will I ever find a simple, normal, nice girl?

Her name is Lisa is it? Been there, done that, great sex but not a relationship type

[keg in kc]

Threads like this make me think "hey, I've been separated for a year now, and my dick hasn't fallen off yet. Maybe I didn't catch anything from her after all. Yeah, right."

Such happy thoughts.

[Sure-Oz]

I'd go get tested see if you have any new friends down there, wait it probably won't matter cause it may take a few weeks to show anyway. Stupid psycho whores!

[KHinz57]

EMBRACE THIS! Take it for what it is, a hot booty call to call when you need some good lovin'! If not, give me her damn number!

[PastorMikH]

I told you to run in the 3rd post of the first thread on this. :shake:


Hate to hear things went the way they did.

[Sure-Oz]

I told you to run in the 3rd post of the first thread on this. :shake:


Hate to hear things went the way they did.
I wish i heard the details of this in the first place, it really can suck getting used, poor special ed :(

[PastorMikH]

I wish i heard the details of this in the first place, it really can suck getting used, poor special ed :(


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=99339

[FloridaChief]

I love it.....it now has a title! ROFL


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0605923/

My pleasure. that pic is the shizzz....

[go bo]

Get the Viagra ready.

ROFLhey! don't knock it til ya try it... :p

[Abba-Dabba]

Cody.......The only other thing I can advise.......when the biatch comes crawling back to you, after drinking a little when this guy dumps her...........

1. Be a dick when she comes over
2. Shocker.

:hmmm: for some reason #1 just seems more appropriate with "mouth" in there somewhere.

[alanm]

You got your pole wet, and you aren't paying her bills. I think that sounds like a good arrangement.Jenny being succinct and to the point as usual.ROFL

[Redcoats58]

I think your biggest problem with this whole situation from the get go was that you only settled for one of the girls instead of doing the threesome thing :shake:. Atleast you'll know next time when you have two hot chicks around and you don't know who to chose... this chick that just screwed you over will pop into your brain and you'll realize f%ck the relationship it's time to figure out how to bang both these chicks at the same time. Wise words friend... wise words.

[memyselfI]

:LOL: :LOL: ROFL ROFL ROFL

Please, FTLOG, tell me you're kidding about this one, Denise. Ya know why dogs, cars, bullets, artillery, and jets are our favorite things? Because when you get right down to it, they all have one thing in common...speed. And it goes the same for this because when you wait to long getting to know the "nice" girl, she just ends up saying that you've "been friends too long, so it would be awkward to date" or something like that. So you can't just say to go "get to know" the "nice girl", because by the time that happens, either interest is lost or she's found someone. Anyway, my point is that speed is a pretty damn good thing.





These words do not necessarily reflect with the views of the others...yadda, yadda, yadda.

Ah, the words of wisdom from a teenager who's had how many relationships...not to mention very insecure too boot. :shake:

[ptlyon]

Ed - you will look back on this one day and say, "If all women did that, this relationship thing would be a lot easier."

[jcl-kcfan2]

Hope you "booted-up" before you did the deed...

[Jenny Gump]

That's not funny. I just realized you aren't the perfect woman, but the handmaiden of pain.... :mad:

I'm just glad we got THAT straightened out.

[Jenny Gump]

Cody...really, STDs may be the thing you should worry least about.


Cody in 3 months:
http://www.igu.blogger.com.br/Crying%20Man.jpg




Cody Jr. in 9 months:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/parenting/images/245/baby_crying_closeup.jpg

[Cannibal]

Well, I opened the door again, and she came after me and pushed me and punched me in the face!! LOL!! I was in shock!! So I just left.

If I were you I really wouldn't care about her fuggin and leavin ya. That's the best thing that happened to you IMO. But if she punched me in the face, I would have VERY difficult time not retaliating.

Not to be racist, but was she hispanic?

[Raiderhater]

If this thread does not wind up in the Classic forum, there is something wrong with the system.

A funny read, inspite of the dense one's "words of wisdom" and condemnation.

[Logical]

I have a difficult time feeling bad for you Cody. As long as you had safe sex and both had a good time seems like no harm no foul. You also found out this is not a commitment worthy pursuit.

[Inspector]

Have yourself checked.

Gonnerea is nothing to clap about.

[Raiderhater]

I'm not gonna read the whole thread... but, I gotta go with Jim here.

If you gotta find out a broad is psycho... her leaving... after you poked her... is pretty much the best case scenario.


Yeah Cody, it could have been worse, she could have not let you break up with her.......

[Phobia]

I'm not gonna read the whole thread...

If you don't have time, you should just skip through and check out the comments by that Phobia guy. He cracks me up most of the time.

[TEX]

Special Ed,

Just LEAVE HER ALONE! I've dated my share of psycho - chicks and believe me that's the best advice I can offer. If you stick around, you will get abused because your actions are dictated by logic and commen sense because you're the noraml one, she's NOT so her action's aren't and neither is her thought process. It's NOT a level playing field and you will LOSE every time and NONE of it will make any sense. Consider yourself very lucky that you found out early on and again, LEAVE HER ALONE!

[Phobia]

Bad advise, Tex. He has to stick her in the poo spot. Then he can leave.

[Frazod]

There's still time.

If she calls... just say no.

F#ck that. If she calls... SAY YES! You need to start accumulating emotional baggage like this so you'll be bitter and jaded later in life.

:evil:

[Swanman]

Since you were only seeing the spawn of Satan for two weeks, I'm wondering if it's not too late to pursue the other chick. Just tell her you were kidnapped by penguins or something.

Oh yeah, one more thing:

DAMNIT CARL! :cuss: :cuss:

[Otter]

Bad advise, Tex. He has to stick her in the poo spot. Then he can leave.

Gonna have to agree with Phil here. Once you're done with her 'poo spot' walk away in disgust that she would actually let you do somthing like that and she'll be chasing you around like a puppy.

Note to self: never to come here for relationship advice.

[Ghostof]

Ok, lifes little lessons here.

1) EVERY GUY NEEDS TO BE WITH A SLUT BEFORE HE GETS IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP...with said slut you can do sh*t with her that no other chick will let you do...unless you end up marrying said slut and then you are screwed.

2) Psycho chicks are the best lays. My ex was italian. She did stuff with me I've never even seen in a pron flick. She was VOODOO POONANNY.

3) Above all, when you are screwing around with said psycho chick, pull the shocker on her...two in the goo one in the poo...two in the pink one in the stink..two in the blood one in the mud....two in the bush one in the tush...etc..etc



Then later on, if you get tired of her psychoness, get her drunk, strip her naked and drop her off at 5th and Quindaro.

[Ultra Peanut]

VOODOO POONANNYWhat a great name for a band.

[Rukdafaidas]

pull the shocker on her...two in the goo one in the poo...two in the pink one in the stink..two in the blood one in the mud....two in the bush one in the tush...etc..etc


two in the grass one in the ass; two in the slut one in the butt; two in the koot, one in the boot; goin to town with one in the brown; two in the junk, one in the trunk; two in the snapper, one in the crapper; two in the crack whore, one in the backdoor; two in the bank, one in the stank; two in the soup, one in the poop; two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye; two in the clam, one in the ham; Two in the beaver with one to check for fever.

http://content.collegehumor.com/bs.com/artwork/realusers/tallgirl.jpg

[Baby Lee]

Russ, I'm not blaming SE for getting hit. I'm saying he made some choices he knew were wrong and thus he's not entirely blameless here.
"I'm not blaming him, but he is partially to blame?"

[memyselfI]

I have a difficult time feeling bad for you Cody. As long as you had safe sex and both had a good time seems like no harm no foul. You also found out this is not a commitment worthy pursuit.


:clap: :thumb:

Finally someone who is willing to say something besides the chick was was b*tch, slut, and watch out cuz they are all capable of such.

[memyselfI]

"I'm not blaming him, but he is partially to blame?"

He's not to blame for being physically assaulted...he is to blame for not listening to his conscience.

[Radar Chief]

Note to self: never to come here for relationship advice.

:LOL: Damn straight.

[Baby Lee]

:clap: :thumb:

Finally someone who is willing to say something besides the chick was was b*tch, slut, and watch out cuz they are all capable of such.
You are insane. Half of this thread is "you had sex and are still free. well done."

[MOhillbilly]

ROFL
oh man thats great shit.

The only way to win is to submit or out crazy them.
I choose the 2nd option.

[Ebolapox]

cody, cody, cody--ROFL

classic thread

not a lot I can say that hasn't already been said--but--the terms donkey punch and 'ET phone home' both come to mind--I'm sure you can get her to hop back in the sack, dawg

-EB-

[WilliamTheIrish]

Then later on, if you get tired of her psychoness, get her drunk, strip her naked and drop her off at 5th and Quindaro.

Holy cow!!

Sending her into then 'Q'? Hahaha!!!

[Bowser]

Just in case it hasn't been said yet........


This sumbitch needs to go straight to the Hall of Classics! ROFL

[1adam1238]

Take it from us old people.......All Women are psycho....if they are not...they are acting.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

UPDATE.

The guy that I took her to that night did her last night. I talked to him for about an hour today, and he said he couldn't believe that I didn't know what was going on. He has more experience than I do at this because he is a true playa. He said he could read right through her. I think she's doing everyone she looks at. And I've also came to a decision...I'm going to tell the truth if or when someone asks me why we aren't seeing each other anymore. She used me for sex, then dumped me. And that way she can't say I was the jerk and get sympathy from guys that she'll end up hurting.

She's a smart girl. It's too bad she uses those smarts for this. She played me. She got me good, but I'll get her if and/or when someone asks.

[Fairplay]

Blow her off dude and go on.