Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Trailer description!

[Deberg_1990]

CLick on the provided link...Sounds sweet! Spoilers of course! But "inviso text" is provided

http://cgi.theforce.net/theforce/tfn.cgi?storyID=24948

[the Talking Can]

"In a galaxy far, far away a man made movies that sucked...."

[Crush]

Star Wars? Call me when they complete the Starship Troopers trilogy.

[Deberg_1990]

"In a galaxy far, far away a man made movies that sucked...."


Oh you know you love Star Wars! You wouldnt have clicked on this thread if you didnt....

[Crush]

Oh you know you love Star Wars! You wouldnt have clicked on this thread if you didnt....



Classic Star Wars. This new crap passing itself off as Star Wars is not Star Wars.

[Deberg_1990]

Classic Star Wars. This new crap passing itself off as Star Wars is not Star Wars.


OK..ill agree with you somewhat...old Star Wars is better..... im not a hater of this new stuff as much as the majority.....Both new movies so far are very well made and better than 95% of what passes for a "blockbuster" these days....

[the Talking Can]

OK..ill agree with you somewhat...old Star Wars is better.....ut im not a hater of this new stuff as much as the majority.....Both new movies so far are very well made and better than 95% of what passes for a "blockbuster" these days....

huh?...the last 2 movies are as bad as any movie ever made....serious B-movie schlock...they've made me hate the whole series

[Eleazar]

Episode 1 and 2 have both sucked donkey balls. The new trilogy is treating the old trilogy like a baby treats a diaper. Lucas should have left well enough alone.

[Deberg_1990]

huh?...the last 2 movies are as bad as any movie ever made....serious B-movie schlock...they've made me hate the whole series

The only things I dont like so far are the Midichorians thing..which Lucas pretty much dropped in the 2nd film.....the kids who have played Anakin are pretty bad....and Jar Jar of course...everything else has been great.

[Deberg_1990]

The only things I dont like so far are the Midichorians thing..which Lucas pretty much dropped in the 2nd film.....the kids who have played Anakin are pretty bad....and Jar Jar of course...everything else has been great.

Oh and before anyone asks.....I think that Empire Strikes Back is the best film of the whole series....just so you know where im coming from....not just a great Star Wars film, but a great Sci-Fi film and movie in general.....its in my top 5 of all time........

[Crush]

Oh and before anyone asks.....I think that Empire Strikes Back is the best film of the whole series....just so you know where im coming from....not just a great Star Wars film, but a great Sci-Fi film and movie in general.....its in my top 5 of all time........



Empire Strikes Back is great because Lucas didn't direct it.

[Eleazar]

I think the Star Wars Holiday Special is infinitely more entertaining than Episode 1 was.

[Deberg_1990]

I think the Star Wars Holiday Special is infinitely more entertaining than Episode 1 was.


hahaha.....the infamous holiday special! Thats hard to find....i guess you can probably find it on Ebay though...

[Eleazar]

hahaha.....the infamous holiday special! Thats hard to find....i guess you can probably find it on Ebay though...

I have a copy of it, and it's every bit as bad as you've heard and more.

[Deberg_1990]

I have a copy of it, and it's every bit as bad as you've heard and more.


hahah.....I vaguely remember it when I was a kid.....Dont Wookies siong or something?? Boba Fett has a story in there to right?

[Eleazar]

hahah.....I vaguely remember it when I was a kid.....Dont Wookies siong or something?? Boba Fett has a story in there to right?

There is a cartoon in the middle with Boba Fett, it is actually not that annoying and the only redeeming part of the thing.

From what I'm told, the scenes with vader and the imperials were taken off the cutting room floor from Episode 4 (this was between 4 and 5), and don't really look in-place.

Mark Hamill had been in a motorcycle accident shortly before this was taped, and looks like he's been up on a drinking binge for about a week.

There's a 10 minute stretch if memory serves where there is no speech at all, just wookies braying at each other.

Chewbacca's dad watches some kind of virtual reality wookie porn.

Bea Arthur sings.

It really is as bad as it is billed.

[Deberg_1990]

There is a cartoon in the middle with Boba Fett, it is actually not that annoying and the only redeeming part of the thing.

From what I'm told, the scenes with vader and the imperials were taken off the cutting room floor from Episode 4 (this was between 4 and 5), and don't really look in-place.

Mark Hamill had been in a motorcycle accident shortly before this was taped, and looks like he's been up on a drinking binge for about a week.

There's a 10 minute stretch if memory serves where there is no speech at all, just wookies braying at each other.

Chewbacca's dad watches some kind of virtual reality wookie porn.

Bea Arthur sings.

It really is as bad as it is billed.

Gee..whats not to like? I wonder why Lucas has tried to keep this buried for all these years?? hahah.......This sounds atrocious..

[Eleazar]

Gee..whats not to like? I wonder why Lucas has tried to keep this buried for all these years?? hahah.......This sounds atrocious..

Jefferson Starship is in it too.

I enjoy bad movies, and watch the famously bad ones when I have a chance. But there is funny-bad, and then there is unwatchable-appalling-disgraceful-bad...

The user reviews at IMDB from the star wars nerds are good for a laugh though. In one of these comments, it's called "Yiddish theatre in space"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0193524/usercomments-index

[Blindside58]

http://www.searchforjobs.net/starwarsepisodeIIItrailer.html

I just found this....Interesting different title, but cool trailer showing an evil annakin!

[Sure-Oz]

I liked the first 2, actualyl 2nd alot better but I can't wait for 3 to come. Obviously nothing will top the originals but I think many of you that are ripping it will still go to see 3.

[morphius]

Its still a shame that Lucas didn't wait till after LoTR to make these 3, it would have been a much better effort if he had, IMHO.

My expectations were pretty low for Episode 1, as I knew it was just a set up to the other two movies. Had it been a great story Lucas wouldn't have started with Episode 4 to make the movies. The addition of JarJar for humor really killed that movie. The second one was a better movie, not a classic by any means, but decent enough.

I just hope that when Lucas passes away that someone will bring the series back to life in a better way. Who knows, maybe the talked about TV series will salvage this.

[Ghostof]

There was also a damn ewok movie with a family that crash landed on Endor? Anyways, had some ewok little creature but was fast as hell.


THis was around the same time, 1986 or 1987, that disney had their Sunday night 6:00 movies. Anyone remember "Fuzzbucket?"

[Sure-Oz]

http://www.searchforjobs.net/starwarsepisodeIIItrailer.html

I just found this....Interesting different title, but cool trailer showing an evil annakin!
lmfao that trailer was funny, esp where they show padme on the grouynd screaming in pain, thats from that walmart baby movie haha. I wonder what they did to make anakin wacko looking oh well its better than i can do.

[Eleazar]

I liked the first 2, actualyl 2nd alot better but I can't wait for 3 to come. Obviously nothing will top the originals but I think many of you that are ripping it will still go to see 3.

Ep. 2 was definitely a lot better than 1. I'm sure I will go see the third one, yep.

No doubt the third will be a commerical success. I was just expressing my general disappointment with the new trilogy so far.

[Sure-Oz]

The actual trailer is supposed to hit in November sometime.

Yeah I hear the general dissapointment, hopefully 3 will blow away 1 and 2.

[Raiderhater]

Its still a shame that Lucas didn't wait till after LoTR to make these 3, it would have been a much better effort if he had, IMHO.

My expectations were pretty low for Episode 1, as I knew it was just a set up to the other two movies. Had it been a great story Lucas wouldn't have started with Episode 4 to make the movies. The addition of JarJar for humor really killed that movie. The second one was a better movie, not a classic by any means, but decent enough.

I just hope that when Lucas passes away that someone will bring the series back to life in a better way. Who knows, maybe the talked about TV series will salvage this.


I am one in a million, I think that Jar Jar's comic relief was BADLY needed. He brought a little humor to a long, and for the most part, boring movie.

Could they have done the comic relief better than Jar Jar? Sure, but I thought in contrast to the rest of the movie it was good enough.

[Ebolapox]

in other *partially star wars related news*, I picked up clerks x yesterday--haven't seen it yet (tis clerks 10th anniversary edition, three dvd set)

-EB-

[Deberg_1990]

The actual trailer is supposed to hit in November sometime.

Yeah I hear the general dissapointment, hopefully 3 will blow away 1 and 2.

It will probably be attached with "The Incredibles" if the pattern stays the same......Epd 1 was with "A Bugs Life" and Epd 2 was with "Monsters Inc."

[morphius]

I am one in a million, I think that Jar Jar's comic relief was BADLY needed. He brought a little humor to a long, and for the most part, boring movie.

Could they have done the comic relief better than Jar Jar? Sure, but I thought in contrast to the rest of the movie it was good enough.
egahd man!

There is a giant issue with doing movies about Jedi Knights, and it is damn hard to over come. They are basically a sect of monks who bottle up all emotion and are supposed to be passive. Generally speaking, they are one dull boring group.

[Hammock Parties]

I am positively giddy.

For another look at Episode III's Vader, check out the Episode III spot on the new Star Wars DVDs (the special features disc). It's cool.

I can't wait for Episode III.

STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS!! SHEEEEIT!!! PBJ

[Raiderhater]

egahd man!

There is a giant issue with doing movies about Jedi Knights, and it is damn hard to over come. They are basically a sect of monks who bottle up all emotion and are supposed to be passive. Generally speaking, they are one dull boring group.


How does one explain the excitement of the original three movies then?

[Hammock Parties]

Because they aren't all about Jedi Knights. There are only five force-wielders in the original trilogy. It's mostly about the galactic civil war.

Jedi Knights aren't boring anyway. They are bad ass mofos with swords of pure energy. Throw in a few Dark Jedi and the party really gets kicking (see Darth Maul).

As far as Jar Jar....I didn't mind him. I could have done without the poop and fart jokes, though.

[Brock]

It will be a huge disappointment. George Lucas sucks.

[Sure-Oz]

I think no matter how good the movie is people will rip lucas regardless, oh well i will enjoy it im sure.

[Hammock Parties]

I think no matter how good the movie is people will rip lucas regardless, oh well i will enjoy it im sure.

I'm enjoying the hell out of the new DVDs. The image and sound quality is amazing...these movies do not look 27 years old.

[Sure-Oz]

Yeah i watched ep iv and was amazed how awesome the sound and video quality was, plus i loved being able to frame skip back to the part where the storm trooper bumps his head, that was great.

[Deberg_1990]

I think no matter how good the movie is people will rip lucas regardless, oh well i will enjoy it im sure.

Your right there! Like I stated earlier....there are things I dont like about the new films, but Lucas tried to fix alot of that in the 2nd film...such as the Midichlorians issue. But overall, they are really pretty good films. Different from the original series yes, but still pretty dang good.....People will always complain about something because the films will never live up to what they had dreamed about in their own heads all these years.

[Cannibal]

I guess this is one area where I can (imo) be considered a nerd. I love all the Star Wars movies, even the new ones and I cannot wait until Episode III comes out.

I won't go so far as to wait in line in a costume for a week before the opening though.

If another writer/director/producer were to get permission from Lucas to carry on the series I'd be all for it. I would like to see a version only for adults though.

[KCWolfman]

Classic Star Wars. This new crap passing itself off as Star Wars is not Star Wars.
And Starsh*t Troopers is?

[Hammock Parties]

And Starsh*t Troopers is?

The new star wars films are 10x as good as any Starcrap Poopers movie.

[Raiderhater]

I guess this is one area where I can (imo) be considered a nerd. I love all the Star Wars movies, even the new ones and I cannot wait until Episode III comes out.

I won't go so far as to wait in line in a costume for a week before the opening though.

If another writer/director/producer were to get permission from Lucas to carry on the series I'd be all for it. I would like to see a version only for adults though.


What, you mean like Sex Wars?

[Deberg_1990]

And Starsh*t Troopers is?

That was a good flick.....I love Verhovens obsession with over the top violence and gore! I.E. Robocop and Starship troopers...and pretty much all of his films...

[Raiderhater]

That was a good flick.....I love Verhovens obsession with over the top violence and gore! I.E. Robocop and Starship troopers...and pretty much all of his films...


:D

[Sure-Oz]

who the hell is this dude?
http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/darths2.jpg

[Cannibal]

And Starsh*t Troopers is?

That's what I thought.

Fuggin Starship Troopers. :shake:

[Cannibal]

What, you mean like Sex Wars?

Funny.

But no, I meant blood and guts violence and a more adult themed plot.

[listopencil]

Star Wars? Call me when they complete the Starship Troopers trilogy.


There never will be. Heinlein is dead, and they ****ed up one of his greatest books so badly I hope that the team responsible for the movie never goes near a script again. Then again, they could make a sequel were they actually follow the real story. That might be nice. They could call it,"StarShip Troopers II: The Real Story, So RAH Doesn't Come Back From The Dead And Beat The Shit Out Of Us For ****ing Up His Book". It's a long title but I think it's kind of catchy.

[Hammock Parties]

There never will be. Heinlein is dead, and they ****ed up one of his greatest books so badly I hope that the team responsible for the movie never goes near a script again. Then again, they could make a sequel were they actually follow the real story. That might be nice. They could call it,"StarShip Troopers II: The Real Story, So RAH Doesn't Come Back From The Dead And Beat The Shit Out Of Us For ****ing Up His Book". It's a long title but I think it's kind of catchy.

It's too bad really. They made a sequel. It never hit theatres. Straight to video. I haven't seen it, but I'm pretty sure it sucks balls.

[listopencil]

What, you mean like Sex Wars?


I think he means with a plot, and some character developement.

[Frazod]

And Starsh*t Troopers is?

I thought you loved that movie. :p

[Sure-Oz]

It's too bad really. They made a sequel. It never hit theatres. Straight to video. I haven't seen it, but I'm pretty sure it sucks balls.
My friend bought it, now he can't get rid of it.

[Bowser]

My friend bought it, now he can't get rid of it.

By choice?

[Sure-Oz]

By choice?
I seriously think he was heavily intoxicated whne he bought it. I atleast hope.

[listopencil]

My friend bought it, now he can't get rid of it.


I would tell you he should burn it in a fireplace in place of wood, but the flames would just be cheesy looking and lack the warmth or spark of the original.

[Cannibal]

I would tell you he should burn it in a fireplace in place of wood, but the flames would just be cheesy looking and lack the warmth or spark of the original.

:thumb: :)

[Raiderhater]

I think he means with a plot, and some character developement.


It was a joke. ;)