Official: Chiefs/Jags Game Thread!

[2bikemike]

Lets get ready for some FOOTBALL! Unfortunately I will have to listen to the game on the internet for the first time this year.

[Tinlar]

Internet football, join the club! It beats reading about it in the morning paper though, remember those days?

[Rain Man]

Can I see some sort of proof that this is the official thread? How do I know that it isn't some counterfeit Chinese knockoff?

[Tinlar]

Can I see some sort of proof that this is the official thread? How do I know that it isn't some counterfeit Chinese knockoff?

Compare it to your girlfriend for counterfeit Chinese knockoff traits?

[Rain Man]

Compare it to your girlfriend for counterfeit Chinese knockoff traits?


She hasn't arrived yet. Apparently the crate got misrouted by UPS.

[teedubya]

this one was started 2 minutes before Bwana's thread, so I feel most comfortable using this one. Plus its raining in San DIego, and today is my sons 3rd birthday. :-)

[the Talking Can]

god dammit, people...make up your minds..its hard work cutting and pasting my uber-important posts:

heard some interviews on 610...don't know how old they were but:

LJ again said he wants to be traded, he also said they are still trying to trade him....also said fans don't understand the frustration of being behind someone you know you're better than (I'm paraphrasing....I assume he means that he's the #3 Rb for purely political/grudge reasons)

The LBs coach said Jones will start if Fujita can't go, and he said that the MLB position belongs to Beisel....don't know what this says about Mitchell??

[2bikemike]

god dammit, people...make up your minds..its hard work cutting and pasting my uber-important posts:

heard some interviews on 610...don't know how old they were but:

LJ again said he wants to be traded, he also said they are still trying to trade him....also said fans don't understand the frustration of being behind someone you know you're better than (I'm paraphrasing....I assume he means that he's the #3 Rb for purely political/grudge reasons)

The LBs coach said Jones will start if Fujita can't go, and he said that the MLB position belongs to Beisel....don't know what this says about Mitchell??

Beisel has played better than Mitchtell IMHO. I think he has lost his hold on the job.

As far as LJ goes I am not so sure he has earned the #2 spot. I just have not seen enough of him. I do think Blaylock has played pretty well. But then again I was pimping him when we had Cloud.

[BigVE]

Compare it to your girlfriend for counterfeit Chinese knockoff traits?


Speaking of counterfeit knockoffs....I had a friend who was interested in getting a Russian mail-order bride. I dont all the details of the process, but I do know one thing...the REAL thing didnt look much like the PICTURE! He has working her butt off at the gym 5 days a week...in another year she might look CLOSE to her pic! lol


uh...go chiefs. Chiefs 24 Jags 21

[Rain Man]

Public Service Announcement - The game's about to start.

[2bikemike]

Ok the Chiefs need to take an early lead and then beat on the Jags the same way they did against Bmore. I don't think the Jags can make big comebacks.

[KCJake]

So, which "Official: Chiefs/Jags Game Thread!" are we using?

[BigOlChiefsfan]

Rockin' Kevin Harlan calling the game, but Kevin's offset by Randy "I'm a buttmunch who hates the CHIEFS" Cross.

[BigVE]

So, which "Official: Chiefs/Jags Game Thread!" are we using? The first thread to reach 20 posts? delete the loser

[KCFalcon59]

Play well Chiefs!!! We need this game.

[Fairplay]

K I C K O F F !!

[Skip Towne]

Kickoff to the one.

[KCJake]

#$(*)#*$ DIRECTV TV JUST BLACKED MY @SS OUT!! What's happening???

[Ultra Peanut]

Wow, I thought I'd gone back to February 2001 for a second there. That X at midfield threw me.

[FloridaChief]

Let's Go, Bitches!!!!!!

[Skip Towne]

Hold em to 3 and out!

[Crush]

Nice tackle on Taylor.

[Coach]

One more D!

[Fairplay]

Nice run stuff

[Coach]

Crap.

[Crush]

Damn it!!!! :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

[VonneMarie]

What'd ya know. :rolleyes:

[Skip Towne]

Shit. Porous pass defense.

[Ultra Peanut]

I think that sucked.

[the Talking Can]

why can't we cover on 3rd down??

[Fairplay]

Damn it!

[Ultra Peanut]

Good tackle by Warfield.

[Coach]

Good tackle Warfield.

[Coach]

Another 3rd down coming up.

[Crush]

3rd down. One more. Go D!!!!

[RINGLEADER]

I really wish the Chiefs defense would never get in third-and-long situations...third-and-short they always seem to stop...3rd and 8, 3rd and 15, 3rd and 20...those are the plays they can't seem to stop...

[2bikemike]

Damn I think the internet is about 2 minutes behind what you guys are posting.

[unlurking]

We suck on 3rd.

Dexter is just too short.

[Ultra Peanut]

Damnit. That was just bad timing.

[the Talking Can]

jesus (. x. )(. x. )(. x. )(. x. )ing christ....2 3rd and 10's converted already

[Crush]

Damn it!

[Fairplay]

Leftwich threw a perfect pass, the reciever was covered too.

[Skip Towne]

McCleon sucks!

[WebGem]

I don't think there was anything we could do about that one.

[FloridaChief]

Oh, Dexter....

[KCFalcon59]

oh no! hochuli

[Crush]

1st and 20. Don't play soft zone!!!

[Ultra Peanut]

FOOJ!

[Coach]

Good coverage by Fujita.

[unlurking]

nice play Fooj!!!!!

[Crush]

Nice Fujita.

[shaneo69]

Oh good, we got Hochuli today.

[2bikemike]

Damn we are going to be the first team to let the Jags score on there first possession.

[Skip Towne]

I thought ujita was out.

[Coach]

Jesus, we just made Leftwich look like Vick on that play. :shake:

[unlurking]

F0CKKKKK!

[Fairplay]

NOooooooooooooooo!

[Crush]

Good Gravy. Atleast it is 3rd and short.

[Ultra Peanut]

Oh, for (. x. )(. x. )(. x. )(. x. )'s sake. He's not Michael Vick!

Hell, he's not even Jared Lorenzen!

[RINGLEADER]

3rd and 4...watch, they'll stop them this time...

[shaneo69]

We're letting this statue run for 20 yards?

[RINGLEADER]

Nevermind.

[Ultra Peanut]

Sigh.

[the Talking Can]

great...another 3rd down....awesome

[Skip Towne]

Hold em to a FG.

[Coach]

Flag, illegial block in the back.

[RINGLEADER]

WR hold

[Crush]

Holding!

[Fairplay]

We better not give up a TD already.

[shaneo69]

Flag, holding.

Hochuli helping us today?

[Coach]

Hochuli helping us today?

So far, yeah, but it was a block in the back. Good call.

[RINGLEADER]

Run defense looking good so far

[Crush]

Nice tackle.

[conchshell]

Where can I listen to the game on the net?

[Crush]

Come on Defense!!!!

[shaneo69]

Brady bobbles, and we still let him catch it.

[Coach]

Great, just great.

[Ultra Peanut]

The Byron Leftwich Experience.

[2bikemike]

Where can I listen to the game on the net?


KCFX or NFl .com

[RINGLEADER]

Of course the Jaguars get healthy on the Chiefs defense...4 for 4 on third down...pathetic.

[VonneMarie]

What a frustrating first defensive series. :banghead:

[Crush]

:cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

[Fairplay]

ShhhhhhhIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!! He walks right in!

[unlurking]

Great, first opening drive TD for the Jags in 23 games.

[MichaelH]

Where can I listen to the game on the net?


http://www.kcfx.com/

[Skip Towne]

Bullshit. This is gonna be a long day.

[the Talking Can]

the Career Day defense is back

Jags score in the 1st quarter for the first time this season

(. x. )(. x. )(. x. )(. x. )ing ignorant pussies

[WebGem]

gay

[shaneo69]

Our defense is pathetic. No pass rush whatsoever.

[RINGLEADER]

First opening drive TD in 24 games...pathetic.

[Fairplay]

Our defense looked awful.

[VonneMarie]

Is the 3rd down D still on bye? 4-4 on third downs? Sickening.

[WebGem]

(. x. )(. x. )(. x. )(. x. )

[Ultra Peanut]

Man, Sims got DOMINATED on that drive!

/Whitlock

[MichaelH]

Leave it to the Chiefs D to help the Jags score their first first quarter TD. :mad:

[Tinlar]

FEKIN' HELL

Three Blitz's on that drive by us and they have given them two first downs and a touchdown.

[shaneo69]

I guess we have the return of that Elway QB draw that we never could figure out. Next they're going to be throwing shovel passes for about 20 yard gains.

[Rausch]

What a frustrating first defensive series. :banghead:

It's just the first series. No one shoot themselves just yet... :shake:

[Crush]

That was too easy. :banghead:

[WebGem]

What the (. x. )(. x. )(. x. )(. x. ) happened between the Monday Night game and that drive? Hopefully that was just a warm up drive or something.

[the Talking Can]

the Jags average 14 point a game...they're half way there already....and we just layed down on 4 consecutive 3rd downs

[milkman]

the Career Day defense is back

Holliday is back. Browning back in the middle.
Coincidence?

[conchshell]

I got it. thx michael

[Fairplay]

It's just the first series. No one shoot themselves just yet... :shake:



Ok, i just have the gun on the table though.

[2bikemike]

Defense needs to get a hell of a lot tougher to win this game. It doesn't sound like they are playing as tough as they did 2 weeks ago.

[VonneMarie]

What the (. x. )(. x. )(. x. )(. x. ) happened between the Monday Night game and that drive? Hopefully that was just a warm up drive or something.
For the love of gawd, it was Boller. :rolleyes:

[unlurking]

Holliday is back. Browning back in the middle.
Coincidence?
Shit ass coaching at this point.

[shaneo69]

What the (. x. )(. x. )(. x. )(. x. ) happened between the Monday Night game and that drive? Hopefully that was just a warm up drive or something.

Difference is, Leftwich vs Boller.

[Skip Towne]

Dante's returns have become very ordinary.

[Rausch]

Ok, i just have the gun on the table though.

Well, do yourself a favor and shoot a raiderfan...

[KCJake]

You guys should feel lucky. Directv blacked my @ss out. I can't even watch the game. Sure am glad I paid $500 for the Sunday Ticket. Damn

[Crush]

We need the power of Priest!!!

[the Talking Can]

So, will Leftwich throw for 300?

[Rausch]

Dante's returns have become very ordinary.

Our blocking and tackling on special teams have been horrid...

[Crush]

That was not what I wanted.

[VonneMarie]

I get the feeling this is gonna be a looong day. :shake:

[Coach]

Wow, Priest finally catches one!

[Crush]

YES!!!!

[Fairplay]

Great playcall, Go Priest, keep our d off the field!!

[Skip Towne]

Hey Priest catches a pass. That's more like it.

[Ultra Peanut]

Damnit, Priest! Cut his ass!

[Crush]

3rd down. Come on Saunders!

[Skip Towne]

Let's see if we can convert a 3rd and long.

[Coach]

Crap

[unlurking]

this sux

[Ultra Peanut]

OMGWTFNOE

[MichaelH]

So far, the bye week didn't seem to help. Their momentum was stopped.

[the Talking Can]

great...put the D back on the field

[Crush]

:cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

[Coach]

Finally, at least a decent punt.

[VonneMarie]

I have the gun in my hand! :cuss:

[Fairplay]

Our d suxs! Same statement last few years.

[Tinlar]

Wheeee... this game owns so far :-/

[2bikemike]

Damn didn't score on our first possesion that sucks.

[Crush]

Wow. This is awesome. :rolleyes:

[the Talking Can]

maybe our D will watch their D and learn what to do on 3rd down...........it could happen.......

[Deberg_1990]

Soon to be 14-0 jags...

[Fairplay]

maybe our D will watch their D and learn what to do on 3rd down...........it could happen.......




Then they will call us copycats.

[unlurking]

Soon to be 14-0 jags...
Almost posted the same thing, but trying to stay awaqy from the negativity.

[Crush]

Go D Go!

[Skip Towne]

I didn't think so.

[Coach]

Good stop.

[Tinlar]

All our D needs to figure out is that you don't Blitz on third and 9. :(

[Crush]

3rd down. Don't screw this up!!!

[unlurking]

Well, our run defense seems to be continuing the improvement, our pass rush and secondary are the problem.

[VonneMarie]

Here comes the conversion...

[WilliamTheIrish]

D holds... punt biotches...

[Coach]

SACK!

PUNT IT BITCH!

[Talisman]

Awesome. Way to go Allen.

[Rausch]

Stay down BITCH!

[Crush]

Sack!!!!

[VonneMarie]

Oooh, Leftwich hurt!

[unlurking]

SACK!!!!!!!!!!

Lefty hurt too.

[Ultra Peanut]

IT'S A DICKSLAPPIN' GOOD TIME!

[Skip Towne]

Finally. Allen is a keeper.

[Crush]

Punt like the filthy dogs you are!!!!!!!

[the Talking Can]

JARED ALLEN IS THE PIMP...HE OWNS HOLLIDAY'S ASS!1

[alanm]

Leftwich is hurt.

[Rausch]

Awesome. Way to go Allen.

Time to Sit one of our Ends. Allen is a damned good pass rusher...

[unlurking]

Jared Allen with LD on the inside.

Nice combo, both got good penetration.

[Talisman]

Man, he really slammed him.

[VonneMarie]

Allen is a fuking pimp! Great sack!

[Fairplay]

Heh, Leftwich is hurt.

[arrowheadrocks]

Whatta hit. Good for us if hes out, but still hope Leftwich is okay.

[VonneMarie]

Hall wtf? :rolleyes:

[Crush]

Offense its your turn guys!

[Talisman]

Hall's sometimes trying a teensie bit too hard.

[WilliamTheIrish]

My guess, Leftbiotch has an elbow fx...

That's a guess...

[Fairplay]

Whatta hit. Good for us if hes out, but still hope Leftwich is okay.




Maybe after the game he can be ok.

[Skip Towne]

Crank it up offense. Being behind is shitty.

[unlurking]

Whatta hit. Good for us if hes out, but still hope Leftwich is okay.
Yeah, hopefully just a bruise that keeps him out until next week!

;)

[Rausch]

Whatta hit. Good for us if hes out, but still hope Leftwich is okay.

(. x. )(. x. )(. x. )(. x. ) 'em. We're 1-3...

[the Talking Can]

Time to Sit one of our Ends. Allen is a damned good pass rusher...

the difference between Allen/Browning and Holliday should now be sufficiently clear...

[WebGem]

LOL

[WilliamTheIrish]

ok, I was wrong..

[Coach]

Johnnie!!!!!

[arrowheadrocks]

Johnnie Morton!!!

[Crush]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WilliamTheIrish]

Morton.. make me eat my words...

[Rausch]

WTF did Morton become a playmaker!?!

[Skip Towne]

MORTON!

[VonneMarie]

Morton fuk yeah! 52 yards to the Jags 14!!!

[Ultra Peanut]

Leftwich is okay. Suck it you bitches. My Jags are going to roll over your Chiefs.

SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER, JOHNNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fairplay]

Awesome play!

[Talisman]

Freakin' yeah!!!

[VonneMarie]

Fuking penalties! :cuss:

[Crush]

Waters!!! :cuss:

[Ultra Peanut]

Waters is all wet.

[Tinlar]

That'll work :P

[Coach]

Roughing the passer.

[Ultra Peanut]

What the hell kind of throw was that?

[WilliamTheIrish]

Sweeeeeeeet roughing....

[Skip Towne]

SHUT UP PSICOSIS.

[Crush]

Roughing the passer!!!!

[Rausch]

YES!1!

[2bikemike]

Damn I just got nothing to contribute because the internet is so far behind. Hell Morton just now caught the big pass.

[Ultra Peanut]

Yeah yeah!

[VonneMarie]

RTP bitches. Auto first down...

[WilliamTheIrish]

Al.. you remember Priest?

[unlurking]

Wow, are we finally getting the calls today?

[WebGem]

This game just got a whole lot better.

[Coach]

Good gain Priest.

[VonneMarie]

Priest to the 5...

[Ultra Peanut]

Damn I just got nothing to contribute because the internet is so far behind. Hell Morton just now caught the big pass.Byron Leftwich is out 3-5 weeks.

[Rausch]

Al.. you remember Priest?

Yep. THankfully. This is his area...

[WebGem]

Is it just me or does it seem like you get a lot more breaks when your defense plays well?

[Crush]

Come on guys!!!!

[VonneMarie]

OMFG...

[unlurking]

Damn, Green is ripping these balls today.

[Ultra Peanut]

Damn. Was Trent trying to kill someone in the first row?

[Crush]

WTF was that?

[Crush]

FUKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ultra Peanut]

Galldamninit

[VonneMarie]

I swear I could shoot myself. :banghead:

[WebGem]

damnit

[David.]

shit

[unlurking]

WTF?!?!?!

Nice play calling.

:(

[Ultra Peanut]

Randy Cross is an announcer that will try to scramble for something intelligent to say (and fail miserably).

[KCJake]

We needed a TD. Damn

[Coach]

FG good.

[Skip Towne]

FG, grumble grumble.

[WebGem]

Oh well, just get another stop. We'll score a TD on the next drive.

[VonneMarie]

Trent, throw the ball away...

[the Talking Can]

eh....its a start

they said Leftwich is doubtful....great news

[Crush]

Pound it with Priest!!!! Saunders is an idiot.

[Fairplay]

eh....its a start

they said Leftwich is doubtful....great news



Praise god!

[the Talking Can]

Trent, throw the ball away...
\
yeah....but that close it really doesn't matter, just good coverage on that play

[VonneMarie]

eh....its a start

they said Leftwich is doubtful....great news
He's coming back...

[Ultra Peanut]

eh....its a start

they said Leftwich is doubtful....great newsIf they have to play with David Garrard, we're going to win by 40.

[Crush]

Randy Cross can shove it.

[David.]

eh....its a start

they said Leftwich is doubtful....great news

what happened to him? I came in late

[Dartgod]

Roughing the passer!!!!
That was a horrible call....


But I'll take it.

[Rausch]

:hmmm:

[VonneMarie]

If they have to play with David Garrard, we're going to win by 40.
Psst... Career Day Defense...

[Coach]

Good coverage

[2bikemike]

Randy Cross can shove it.

He already has and the result is the overflow coming out his mouth!

[Crush]

Nice tackle.

[Rausch]

Psst... Career Day Defense...

Psst...that was LAST year...

[Fairplay]

Psst... Career Day Defense...





Quit fantasizeing........

[David.]

nice tackle warfield

[unlurking]

Warfield is looking great today.

[Ultra Peanut]

Psst... Career Day Defense...Psst... Poor Man's Shaun King...

[VonneMarie]

Psst...that was LAST year...
More like the first 3 games of the season...

[David.]

god that bastard is slippery

[2bikemike]

Warfield is looking great today.

He's looked good all year!

[Skip Towne]

Sloppy tackling, again.

[Ultra Peanut]

Nice hold, Meester.

[David.]

(. x. )(. x. )(. x. )(. x. ), first down :shake:

[unlurking]

F0CKKKK!!!

Who missed Taylor in the backfield?

[Rausch]

More like the first 3 games of the season...

Good thing it's week 6...