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the Talking Can
10-17-2004, 02:28 PM
...I guess that means deep down I didn't think we were going to win. I dunno know, but I'm all out of outrage/bile/lamenting etc.

God is dropping the heinous stink bombs on us. Nothing we can do- the big man is crapping in our punch, sweet and sour soup, and ice cream, and rice, and he's crapping on our grilled shrimp and ice cold beer, he's crapping on our pizza, our salad, our sushi, our fish sticks...the bastard is crapping on our barbeque and crapping in our condiments.

What can you do?

Nightfyre
10-17-2004, 02:29 PM
What can you do?
(. x. )(. x. )(. x. )(. x. ) it.... Go kill jax in madden 2005 over and over again. Realize that you would in fact be a better coach than DV and a better GM than CP.

Scorp
10-17-2004, 02:30 PM
Crap on the bastard right back.........works for me. :harumph:

the Talking Can
10-17-2004, 02:30 PM
...I guess that means deep down I didn't think we were going to win. I dunno know, but I'm all out of outrage/bile/lamenting etc.

God is dropping the heinous stink bombs on us. Nothing we can do- the big man is crapping in our punch, sweet and sour soup, and ice cream, and rice, and he's crapping on our grilled shrimp and ice cold beer, he's crapping on our pizza, our salad, our sushi, our fish sticks...the bastard is crapping on our barbeque and crapping in our condiments.

What can you do?

That means we're eating:

crap punch
crap sweet and sour soup
crap ice cream
crap rice
crap grilled shrimp
crap beer
crap pizza
crap salad
crap sushi
crap fishsticks
crap barbeque
crap condiments


that's a lot of crap to ingest all at once

WilliamTheIrish
10-17-2004, 02:31 PM
I see a white light. I'm just going to keep walking toward it....

Nightfyre
10-17-2004, 02:32 PM
I see a white light. I'm just going to keep walking toward it....
I've also entered the acceptance phase.

Iowanian
10-17-2004, 02:32 PM
I have the same feeling in my stomoch right now.............that you get driving on the interstate.........you've had bad food 50 miles back, and you've got 25 miles to the rest area.........you fear seapage, and if the dam begins to leak.......it could be a painful, explosive blowout.

Maybe a meteor will land at the 50yrd line of Oakland colliseum and save my day.

the Talking Can
10-17-2004, 02:33 PM
I see a white light. I'm just going to keep walking toward it....

don't...that's where the crap comes out

KevB
10-17-2004, 02:33 PM
Between my Cats and Chiefs, they've really helped open my Saturdays and Sundays for the rest of the fall....

Coogs
10-17-2004, 02:34 PM
Cover the Beer!!!

unlurking
10-17-2004, 02:34 PM
I have the same feeling in my stomoch right now.............that you get driving on the interstate.........you've had bad food 50 miles back, and you've got 25 miles to the rest area.........you fear seapage, and if the dam begins to leak.......it could be a painful, explosive blowout.

Maybe a meteor will land at the 50yrd line of Oakland colliseum and save my day.
ROFL

the Talking Can
10-17-2004, 02:38 PM
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DJay23
10-17-2004, 02:41 PM
Well, chances are more likely that we won't have our hearts ripped out in January again.

WilliamTheIrish
10-17-2004, 02:42 PM
On second thought, it don't matter.

I'm already dead.

Skip Towne
10-17-2004, 02:44 PM
Well, the Donx are behind.....uh...I guess that doesn't matter now.

the Talking Can
10-17-2004, 02:48 PM
Well, chances are more likely that we won't have our hearts ripped out in January again.

I saw God's checklist:

"1. Rip out Chief's heart by week 6. (check)
2. Crap in the hole left by heart ripped out. (check)
3. Pee in Gannon's mouth, just for fun. (check)"

istas
10-17-2004, 03:23 PM
Between my Cats and Chiefs, they've really helped open my Saturdays and Sundays for the rest of the fall....


My thoughts exactly. Maybe I can get some yard work done on weekends now?