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Baby Lee
10-24-2004, 08:27 AM
Anyone catch SNL's 2nd 'musical performance' last night? The band was playing live, but Ashlee was lip synching. And the 2nd song started with the vocal track for the 1st song. The band was bemused and Ashlee pranced around until it was clear things were fugged up. Then she just walked off and SNL put up a commercial break card.
And to top it off, Ashlee had the huevos to come out and apologize that 'the band played the wrong song. I understand that the West coast feed omitted the vocals, so her apology appears legit.
As if it wasn't bad enough that her stage movements were those of a little girl mimicing a No Doubt video.

Bob Dole
10-24-2004, 08:37 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/news/ashlee_snl.wmv

Bob Dole
10-24-2004, 08:37 AM
Or the Benny Hill version.

http://onetrick.net/Ashlee_Sax.mpg

chief52
10-24-2004, 08:54 AM
Or the Benny Hill version.

http://onetrick.net/Ashlee_Sax.mpg

I enjoyed this version... :clap:

Jenson71
10-24-2004, 09:11 AM
ROFL

royr17
10-24-2004, 09:19 AM
This thread is worthless without pics ...

Phobia
10-24-2004, 09:24 AM
This thread is worthless without pics ...

Uh - this thread has movies instead.

dirk digler
10-24-2004, 09:27 AM
I watched it last night and it was fuggin hilarious. Me and my girl were debating when she singing her first song that it sounded like she was lip synching because we know she can't sing that good. But when they were ready for her next song and she was standing there while the tape was playing with her singing was priceless!
If I was member of her band I would quit after her saying it was their fault. What a bitch.

Mr. Laz
10-24-2004, 09:45 AM
Anyone catch SNL's 2nd 'musical performance' last night? The band was playing live, but Ashlee was lip synching. And the 2nd song started with the vocal track for the 1st song. The band was bemused and Ashlee pranced around until it was clear things were fugged up. Then she just walked off and SNL put up a commercial break card.
And to top it off, Ashlee had the huevos to come out and apologize that 'the band played the wrong song. I understand that the West coast feed omitted the vocals, so her apology appears legit.
As if it wasn't bad enough that her stage movements were those of a little girl mimicing a No Doubt video.

what a wench.... blaming the band for her inability to sing!!


i saw the show, it was hilarious


the band just adapted and start ACTUALLY playing the 1st song over again. But since Ashlee can't sing, she couldn't follow along.


ROFL ROFL

Bob Dole
10-24-2004, 10:13 AM
As they went to commercial, Bob Dole thought it sounded better without her vocals.

Sure-Oz
10-24-2004, 10:33 AM
I hope this fvcks up her career so she can get of her sisters ass.
ASHLEE ON LIP-SYNCHING IN LUCKY MAG
10/23/2004 10:44:27 PM - by drugs

From Lucky Magazine interview:

LM: What are your takes on lip-synching?

AS: I'm totally against it and offended by it. I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me.

Mr. Laz
10-24-2004, 10:35 AM
I hope this fvcks up her career so she can get of her sisters ass.
:)


poor ashlee ... her sister got the voice, got the body AND got the looks




i know jessica and ashlee IS NO jessica simpson

Deberg_1990
10-24-2004, 10:37 AM
hahaha..Hilarious!! Buh Bye Ashlee..run along now and go back to college. Hopefully you can find a job at someting you are actually good at.

jspchief
10-24-2004, 10:37 AM
Yea, thoroughly enjoyed it.

The worst part is, she trashes her band on national television when anyone that saw it knows it was her f*ck up. And screw SNL for putting that skank on their show instead of a band with talent. As if the late night crowd wants to watch that shit.

The party that should really be catching flack for this is the record companies that let this no talent hack make records because they can "produce" a pile of sh*t into a silk scarf. Remind me again why I steal music on the internet instead of lining record exec's pockets.

Sure-Oz
10-24-2004, 10:41 AM
Ashlee was hot on that 7th heaven show since then uhm noo! Plus that toucan sam beak has to go.

Rain Man
10-24-2004, 10:42 AM
Wow, that would've been cool to watch.


Two questions, though. Who is this woman and who is her sister? I have no idea.

KCWolfman
10-24-2004, 01:32 PM
I watched it last night and it was fuggin hilarious. Me and my girl were debating when she singing her first song that it sounded like she was lip synching because we know she can't sing that good. But when they were ready for her next song and she was standing there while the tape was playing with her singing was priceless!
If I was member of her band I would quit after her saying it was their fault. What a bitch.
I don't think they are members of "her" band. I don't think she has a band. I bet they are studio musicians and don't really give a fig what she says.

beavis
10-24-2004, 06:56 PM
BOGUS!!!

I saw it last night. I couldn't help thinking to myself, did I really just see that?

Too bad for her, she's lacking the one thing that made her sister famous... big boobs.

As hard as it is to believe, she appears to have gotten the short end of the stick on brains as well.

Rain Man
10-24-2004, 07:06 PM
Who's her sister?

Ultra Peanut
10-24-2004, 07:08 PM
ASHLEE ON LIP-SYNCHING IN LUCKY MAG
10/23/2004 10:44:27 PM - by drugs

From Lucky Magazine interview:

LM: What are your takes on lip-synching?

AS: I'm totally against it and offended by it. I'm going out to let my real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me.:LOL:

ENDelt260
10-24-2004, 07:14 PM
Those were some killer dance moves.

ENDelt260
10-24-2004, 07:15 PM
Or the Benny Hill version.

http://onetrick.net/Ashlee_Sax.mpg
ROFL

Ultra Peanut
10-24-2004, 07:51 PM
Girl you know it's, girl you know it's, girl you know it's...

Bowser
10-24-2004, 07:53 PM
Girl you know it's, girl you know it's, girl you know it's...

:LOL:

Chiefs Pantalones
10-24-2004, 08:00 PM
I saw that. Funny stuff. I can't believe she blamed the band. She has no looks or talent. I can't believe people are buying her CDs.

Ultra Peanut
10-24-2004, 08:07 PM
You know, Spinal Tap battled through much worse than this.

Ultra Peanut
10-24-2004, 08:09 PM
<img src="http://images.tvnz.co.nz/news/iraq/iraq_information_minister.jpg" style="width: 145px; height: 145px; border: 0" alt="" />

"Like, I am soooo sorry about that. My band like totally screwed up."

CosmicPal
10-24-2004, 08:12 PM
You know, Spinal Tap battled through much worse than this.

Great movie! :thumb:

"...this speaker goes up to 11...so, it's like one louder."

Ultra Peanut
10-24-2004, 08:15 PM
Great movie! :thumb:

"...this speaker goes up to 11...so, it's like one louder.""I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf."

beavis
10-24-2004, 08:18 PM
Who's her sister?

CosmicPal
10-24-2004, 08:21 PM
"I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf."

ROFL

And they had HOW many drummers die?

One blew up on stage, another choked on his own vomit, another from some freak gardening accident, and another one just disappeared or something...

Oh, man...I haven't seen that flick in a long time- I'm going to have to watch it now.

KCWolfman
10-24-2004, 08:31 PM
BOGUS!!!

I saw it last night. I couldn't help thinking to myself, did I really just see that?

Too bad for her, she's lacking the one thing that made her sister famous... big boobs.

As hard as it is to believe, she appears to have gotten the short end of the stick on brains as well.
There is a long end to that stick?

Iowanian
10-24-2004, 08:33 PM
I did catch that turd..........It was awefull, even by Jr High Lip Sync contest standards.

That Gonzo beaked, untalented skank isn't hot or talented........just the sister of a hot talented girl.

Disgraceful that her name is even known outside her own family and circle.

KCWolfman
10-24-2004, 08:37 PM
I did catch that turd..........It was awefull, even by Jr High Lip Sync contest standards.

That Gonzo beaked, untalented skank isn't hot or talented........just the sister of a hot talented girl.

Disgraceful that her name is even known outside her own family and circle.
Her sister is talented?

Iowanian
10-24-2004, 08:39 PM
She's smoking hot, can sing very very well....and has great cans.

beavis
10-24-2004, 08:40 PM
There is a long end to that stick?
Heh, no, hence the "as hard as it is to believe" part.

KCWolfman
10-24-2004, 08:41 PM
She's smoking hot, can sing very very well....and has great cans.
But she speaks, and when she talks she, as they say, removes all doubt. Jessica is about as bright as flat black with a matte finish.

beavis
10-24-2004, 08:41 PM
She's smoking hot, can sing very very well....and has great cans.
Her sister on the other hand, is uglier than a bag of smashed assholes, and has the vocal ability of William Hung.

Sure-Oz
10-24-2004, 08:47 PM
Jessica is cool as hell I think, i wouldn't mind a girl like that. She takes care of her man and she's hot. Jessica can sing atleast, even if she overdoes it at times.

Bowser
10-24-2004, 08:48 PM
Her sister on the other hand, is uglier than a bag of smashed assholes, and has the vocal ability of William Hung.

Ouch!

ROFL

beavis
10-24-2004, 09:20 PM
Jessica is cool as hell I think, i wouldn't mind a girl like that. She takes care of her man and she's hot. Jessica can sing atleast, even if she overdoes it at times.
She's also dumber than a box of rocks.

Inspector
10-24-2004, 09:59 PM
Wow, that would've been cool to watch.


Two questions, though. Who is this woman and who is her sister? I have no idea.

I had the same questions.

I just figured I was too old to know who this is. That happens a lot.

Sucks being old..........

Sure-Oz
10-24-2004, 10:01 PM
She's also dumber than a box of rocks.
She's just silly.

I :heart: jessica.

Deberg_1990
10-24-2004, 10:35 PM
She's also dumber than a box of rocks.


Does it matter when she looks that good??

beavis
10-25-2004, 08:04 AM
Does it matter when she looks that good??
For one night? Absolutely not.

For the next 50 years? I don't think there's a chick in the world hot enough to put up with that.

Ultra Peanut
10-25-2004, 09:15 AM
One blew up on stage, another choked on his own vomit"Well, they can't really prove that he choked on his own vomit..."
"You can't really dust for vomit."

Ultra Peanut
10-25-2004, 07:55 PM
I love the Graceland scene.

"Well, this is thoroughly depressing."
"It really puts perspective on things, though, dunnit?"
"Too much, there's too much ****ing perspective now."

Bob Dole
10-26-2004, 06:22 AM
Interview on GMA in a few minutes...

Bob Dole
10-26-2004, 06:37 AM
Nothing new really. Played the clip from the interview last night where she claimed she had lost her voice due to her "acid reflux acting up."

Her father claims she had a cortisone shot yesterday which allowed her to sing at last night's award show.

Still no real explanation how her voice was "completely lost" during the performance Saturday night, but worked just fine to blame the snafu on the band short time later.

Iowanian
10-26-2004, 08:25 AM
Interestingly enough.........her voice sounded just fine when she was blaming her band for playing the wrong song...............

Get her in the Home Ec courses at her local community college and teach that talentless hag how to bake me a pie.

Baby Lee
10-29-2004, 07:56 AM
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Braincase
10-29-2004, 08:15 AM
Sebastion Bach could kick her ass.

cash1000
10-29-2004, 09:11 AM
Jessica can't sing either and her butt is flatt as a board. Remember the song "Video killed the radio star", it's all about looks and hype instead of true quality and substance like just about everything else in this friggen superficial phoney bleeped up world. It's like the Chiefs being superbowl contenders the last 15 years! Yea and also on November 2 vote for con man number 1 or con man number 2 your vote will really make a difference...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Mr. Laz
10-29-2004, 11:10 AM
Jessica can't sing either and her butt is flatt as a board

actually Jessica's voice is pretty good


as for her butt? most girls with naturally big boobs have a small booty.


yea... you'd kick her outa bed alright :rolleyes:
http://www.enoma.org/eno/g/3/jess/18.jpg

http://www.ilgeko.com/topcelebs/01070403/gallery/04.jpg

Predarat
10-29-2004, 03:48 PM
Jessicas got more bust then Blackledge, and thats saying alot. I hope she doesnt pull a Brittney, everything is OK the way it is.

ENDelt260
10-29-2004, 03:52 PM
as for her butt? most girls with naturally big boobs have a small booty.

If you say so.

Rausch
10-29-2004, 05:10 PM
She's a dumb as a junkyard dog and a PERFECT body...


Yeah, I'd hit. I'd ****ing assault it...Shock and awe baby...

Mr. Laz
10-30-2004, 11:45 AM
If you say so.

maybe if you'd stop hanging out "wit da' boyz" so much, you would know what girls look like.

NTTAWWT :thailor:





:p :p

go bo
10-30-2004, 12:26 PM
Her sister on the other hand, is uglier than a bag of smashed assholes, and has the vocal ability of William Hung.hey!

let's not be insulting william hung... http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/angry/nono.gif

Demonpenz
10-30-2004, 12:27 PM
she bang she bang

LocoChiefsFan
10-30-2004, 06:37 PM
I remember watching the MTV series on Ashlee Simpson. During rehearsals and recording she was always making up excuses why she couldn't sing. Did anyone actually ever see her sing on the series?

alanm
10-30-2004, 07:26 PM
Yea, thoroughly enjoyed it.

The worst part is, she trashes her band on national television when anyone that saw it knows it was her f*ck up. And screw SNL for putting that skank on their show instead of a band with talent. As if the late night crowd wants to watch that shit.

The party that should really be catching flack for this is the record companies that let this no talent hack make records because they can "produce" a pile of sh*t into a silk scarf. Remind me again why I steal music on the internet instead of lining record exec's pockets.:thumb::clap:

ChiefGator
10-30-2004, 10:13 PM
Actually, Eminem is also mouthing his words. Maybe everyone does that on Saturday night live as a way to prevent them from saying something on live TV?

ANyone else notice a couple times Eminem didn't mouth part of a line and it was still in the song?

beavis
10-31-2004, 10:18 AM
hey!

let's not be insulting william hung... http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/angry/nono.gif
ROFL Sorry man, I obviously overstepped my bounds with that one.

Deberg_1990
10-31-2004, 10:21 AM
The party that should really be catching flack for this is the record companies that let this no talent hack make records because they can "produce" a pile of sh*t into a silk scarf. Remind me again why I steal music on the internet instead of lining record exec's pockets.

The record execs will continue to produce this crap as long as there are teenage girls willing to pay bucks to buy the crap. I beleive her CD debut at #1 ??