Alleged Chicken Lover Strikes in Louisiana!

[gblowfish]

While authorities are busy keeping polling places safe today, in Louisiana chicken coops are nervous...very nervous!
Story is below:
In yesterday's Shreveport Times -
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Man pleads not guilty to having sex with fowl
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Many, Louisiana - A man accused of having sexual intercourse with a chicken faces trial Nov. 29 in Sabine District Court. Timothy Dewayne Garner, 35, of Florien pleaded not guilty Thursday to felony-grade charges of crimes against nature and simple criminal trespass.

[Iowanian]

The legths John Kerry will go to appeal to those last minute voters in the Beastiality demographic.......

[teedubya]

imagine how small of a penis you would have to have to have sex with the a bird.

[morphius]

But Judge, that chick was hot!

[The Rick]

The legths John Kerry will go to appeal to those last minute voters in the Beastiality demographic.......
ROFL

[Iowanian]

imagine how small of a penis you would have to have to have sex with the a bird.

I'll bet you don't even break the Wishbone, eh Ali?

[teedubya]

I'll bet you don't even break the Wishbone, eh Ali?

dunno, ask Mrs Iowanian...she has some 'deep' thoughts about it...

[Iowanian]

Deep?
She told me you couldn't hit the bottem end of a Midget's thimble.

[ChiefsCountry]

Only on the planet, can you find a story about chicken sex.

[teedubya]

Deep?
She told me you couldn't hit the bottem end of a Midget's thimble.


yeah, but... the fact that I am sexing up your girl has been confirmed, regardless of how deep I roll.

[CosmicPal]

Well, this would explain why the chicken crossed the road.

[FAX]

There once was a man who, when farming,
Found one of his flock quite disarming.
He inserted his dick
Into the chick
Now it’s cell-mates he finds himself charming.

Best,

FAX

[Iowanian]

yeah, but... the fact that I am sexing up your girl has been confirmed, regardless of how deep I roll.

How about if I forward that quote to her, and I'll be sure to point you out at the next tailgate. She'll mash your baby taters.

[teedubya]

How about if I forward that quote to her, and I'll be sure to point you out at the next tailgate. She'll mash your baby taters.

thats the best witty retort you got?

[Iowanian]

I'm pretty busy......but if you feel the need for some special attention, I'll be sure to keep an eye open.

I anticipate a very difficult time keeping up with the "your mother" and "your wife" material.

[gblowfish]

There once was a man who, when farming,
Found one of his flock quite disarming.
He inserted his dick
Into the chick
Now it’s cell-mates he finds himself charming.

Best,

FAX
Outstanding! We have a poet laureate for CP! Bravo...Bravo! It takes a truly disturbed mind to wax poetic about chicken abuse! Rep!!

[Hammock Parties]

Chicken F*cker!