I just realized how I'm going to make my fortune.

[Rain Man]

I'm going to start a tackling school for kickers and punters. If you build a kicker or punter who can bring down a returner, you've got yourself the next Microsoft.

[tk13]

I want a kickers who are actually good at kicking the ball. You might as well start a "Tap Dancing for Defensive Tackles" Charter School.

[CosmicPal]

They already tackle better than our linebackers

[Rain Man]

They laughed at Edison too, but he couldn't hear them since he was deaf.

[tk13]

I think you could go teach the Browns punter how to punt... he just had a 7 yard punt, and it wasn't blocked or touched.

[Rain Man]

Yowie. The Browns punter just shanked a punt from his own one-yard line. The punt wasn't blocked or anything, and it went out of bounds at his own 8 yard line. That's ... unusual.

[CosmicPal]

I think you could go teach the Browns punter how to punt... he just had a 7 yard punt, and it wasn't blocked or touched.

That's because he kicks like a girl.

(Before that punt- that should have been intentional grounding...Garcia got away with that one).

[Skip Towne]

They laughed at Edison too, but he couldn't hear them since he was deaf.
I'd rather you develop QB's who can kick off and play CB. And BTW nobody laughed at Edison after he got his 500th patent.

[Rain Man]

Well, yeah, but wasn't his 499th patent for a laugh-stopping device?

[Rain Man]

Orlando Brown seems to think that he can convince Brian Billick that his personal foul was justified. He's really arguing his case.

[Skip Towne]

Well, yeah, but wasn't his 499th patent for a laugh-stopping device?
I think he threatened to sue them unless they started calling him the Wizard of Menlo Park or something equally ridiculous.