w00t Jenson is 18

[Pants]

Happy 18th birthday, Jenson71. Go to college and don't do drugs. Best wishes.

****ing kids these days...

[Jenson71]

Hey, thanks for noticing. Actually, I'm only 17 though. But it's close enough for me. The doors open a lot wider at 17. I could buy Pulp Fiction at Wal Mart now, if I hadn't already bought it at Blockbuster. :)

[Saulbadguy]

Not too shabby Jensen...Happy B'day!

[Skip Towne]

Hey, thanks for noticing. Actually, I'm only 17 though. But it's close enough for me. The doors open a lot wider at 17. I could buy Pulp Fiction at Wal Mart now, if I hadn't already bought it at Blockbuster. :)
Whew! I'm glad to hear you are only 17. Cause if you were an 18 year old Junior that would mean you are retarded. Happy Birthday!

[Thig Lyfe]

To Metrolike:

2004 - 1987 = 17

;)

Maybe David can help you with Algebra? ROFL

[WebGem]

Hey, thanks for noticing. Actually, I'm only 17 though. But it's close enough for me. The doors open a lot wider at 17. I could buy Pulp Fiction at Wal Mart now, if I hadn't already bought it at Blockbuster. :)
Weren't you the one that said you could rent at Blockbuster without a membership, or something like that?

[Rain Man]

This is your last year to commit a major crime and have it expunged from your record as a juvenile. Make it count.

[LiL stumppy]

Happy 18th birthday, Jenson71. Go to college and don't do drugs. Best wishes.

****ing kids these days...


Im 13,now where my cookie? :deevee:

[Jenson71]

This is your last year to commit a major crime and have it expunged from your record as a juvenile. Make it count.

Today at lunch, I took two cookies and hid one of them in my taco shell.

[Jenson71]

Im 13,now where my cookie? :deevee:

Getta bed oh little one. This is adults talking here.

[WebGem]

This is your last year to commit a major crime and have it expunged from your record as a juvenile. Make it count.
Yeah, I wish I was 17 again. I really do.

[LiL stumppy]

Getta bed oh little one. This is adults talking here.

Your not an adult for one more year :p

[Jenny Gump]

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[Pants]

Wait wait wait, is JENson Jenny's son? That would be INSANE.

[RedNFeisty]

Happy Birthday!

[RedNFeisty]

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Okay, I am confused. With Skip mentioning retards and a cake with the name Chris, Jenny, are you saying Jensen is Chris Burke!?!

[Coach]

Happy B-Day!

[David.]

To Metrolike:

2004 - 1987 = 17

;)

Maybe David can help you with Algebra? ROFL

Hey! what the **** did I do? :p :D

[Pants]

Wait wait wait, is JENson Jenny's son? That would be INSANE.

Does anybody know?

[David.]

Duh, everyone knew that. I guess you're excused cuz you're a nub.

[Pants]

Duh, everyone knew that. I guess you're excused cuz you're a nub.

Are you serious? Or are you just effing wit me?

[David.]

Serious. Ask anyone.

[Jenny Gump]

Okay, I am confused. With Skip mentioning retards and a cake with the name Chris, Jenny, are you saying Jensen is Chris Burke!?!

I don't know what you mean...I just know that this cake was really cheap.

[Skip Towne]

No, no, no, Jenson is a high school football star in Iowa. Jenny is a young nubile fox in Springfield, Mo.

[Jenson71]

Yeah and it really sucks seeing your mom getting hit on but desperate chiefs fans on an internet message board.

[David.]

No, no, no, Jenson is a high school football star in Iowa. Jenny is a young nubile fox in Springfield, Mo.

don't let skip mess with you. Jenson is Jenny's son.

[Pants]

Yeah and it really sucks seeing your mom getting hit on but desperate chiefs fans on an internet message board.

So Jenson, is she a MILF or what? OK OK, that's sick, I'm just playin, kid.

[Jenny Gump]

Does anybody know?

[What I started to type when I first read this] You asswipe. There is no way I am old enough to be his mom. I'm only 33.

[What I decided to type after the cold harsh reality set in]No, he isn't my son, although it is conceivable...I'm 33.

[David.]

[What I started to type when I first read this] You asswipe. There is no way I am old enough to be his mom. I'm only 33.

[What I decided to type after the cold harsh reality set in]No, he isn't my son, although it is conceivable...I'm 33.

you RUINED it. :(

[Jenny Gump]

don't let skip mess with you. Jenson is Jenny's son.

Watch it. My negative rep packs a punch.

[Jenson71]

So Jenson, is she a MILF or what? OK OK, that's sick, I'm just playin, kid.

All mother-son relationship stuff aside, yeah, she's a MILF. What can I say, I'm blessed.

[Jenny Gump]

you RUINED it. :(

I ruined the promulgation of a rumor that I am older than I really am? Yeah. Ok.

I propose we start a rumor that you like it up the chute, lube-less.

[Jenson71]

[What I started to type when I first read this] You asswipe. There is no way I am old enough to be his mom. I'm only 33.

[What I decided to type after the cold harsh reality set in]No, he isn't my son, although it is conceivable...I'm 33.

Damn. I didn't know you were that old.

I keed.

[Jenny Gump]

All mother-son relationship stuff aside, yeah, she's a MILF. What can I say, I'm blessed.

Do you have your homework finished?

[David.]

I ruined the promulgation of a rumor that I am older than I really am? Yeah. Ok.

I propose we start a rumor that you like it up the chute, lube-less.

Only if you're the giver toots.















you're my moms age :(














plz don't neg rep my :(




ROFL

[Pants]

David, you are a MOTHER****ER. Jenny you need to neg rep his ass 17 times. And David, did your mom get a surprise when she was 15 or something? Bastard.

[David.]

actually my mom is almost 40.

[Pants]

actually my mom is almost 40.

You said she was 33, you LIED again. Is that what they teach you kids at Fizzou? Lying? Huh?

You are still a bastard, you fat ass.

[David.]

fat ass ROFL, wtf? I'm like....145 ROFL

[Pants]

fat ass ROFL, wtf? I'm like....145 ROFL

I was just messing, fag. That's how much I weigh, weird.

[David.]

how tall though?

[Jenson71]

Well, I got Chronicles, Vol. 1, so I will officially declare my birthday a successful one. However, I still did not get engaged to Queen Catherine and Woody Allen hasn't called me to be assistant director on his next summer film.

Oh well. Maybe next year.

[Pants]

how tall though?

6'1. Yeah I'm skinny...

[David.]

6'1. Yeah I'm skinny...

ROFL yah bean pole. I'm only 5'10

[David.]

Well, I got Chronicles, Vol. 1, so I will officially declare my birthday a successful one. However, I still did not get engaged to Queen Catherine and Woody Allen hasn't called me to be assistant director on his next summer film.

Oh well. Maybe next year.

what's chronicles vol. 1?

[Jenson71]

And you two are ruining my birthday thread. So here's a pic of the queen to bring it back to respectibility.

[David.]

she was hottest before the preggy

[Jenny Gump]

Only if you're the giver toots.

you're my moms age :(

plz don't neg rep my :(


ROFL

That's it. I'm leaving. I have had it with this board.

[tommykat]

And you two are ruining my birthday thread. So here's a pic of the queen to bring it back to respectibility.

I don't think he needs (to much) help. ROFL Happy Birthday!

[Jenson71]

what's chronicles vol. 1?

Bob Dylan's memoir on an early portion of his career. It came out about 3 weeks ago.

[Pants]

ROFL yah bean pole. I'm only 5'10

Bean pole? LMAO 6'1 isnt that tall. You midget.

[David.]

That's it. I'm leaving. I have had it with this board.

aww, I'm sorry. I'm sure you're hot for an old chick :p

[Jenny Gump]

I'm back.

[David.]

Bean pole? LMAO 6'1 isnt that tall. You midget.

6'1 145

[tommykat]

she was hottest before the preggy

Grow up! That comment will piss a woman off VERY FAST!!!!

[David.]

Grow up! That comment will piss a woman off VERY FAST!!!!

well, if I ever run into Catherine Zeta-Jones, I'll remember not to mention it.

[David.]

well, if I ever run into Catherine Zeta-Jones, I'll remember not to mention it.

maybe I should rephrase it "She was hottest before I realized she was ****ing michael douglas"

[tommykat]

well, if I ever run into Catherine Zeta-Jones, I'll remember not to mention it.

Fool.........I won't say anymore.:harumph: FAULKER.......

[Pants]

Grow up! That comment will piss a woman off VERY FAST!!!!

WTF it's true. She looked better before she got pregnant. I still don't understand how someone as deeply homosexual as David can judge something like that, but nontheless, it's a fact. That's like saying a 60 year old woman would get offended when someone said she looked a little better at 33.

[Jenson71]

She'll be hot when she's 80.

[Pants]

She'll be hot when she's 80.

You are sick.

[Jenson71]

This isn't a bust on the Queen thread. If any of you punks ass bitches want to go off on the Queen, you can deal with me via pm. So step down now before someone gets hurt.

[David.]

WTF it's true. She looked better before she got pregnant. I still don't understand how someone as deeply homosexual as David can judge something like that, but nontheless, it's a fact. That's like saying a 60 year old woman would get offended when someone said she looked a little better at 33.


bastard :shake:


ROFL

[David.]

This isn't a bust on the Queen thread. If any of you punks ass bitches want to go off on the Queen, you can deal with me via pm. So step down now before someone gets hurt.

ROFL

[Jenny Gump]

Happy Birthday Jenson. I hope your day was full of magical moments. You will only turn 17 once, so enjoy it. Cause then life gets full of adult responsibilities. People start to expect things from you, like time, money, blood, sweat, tears. Life starts to look like a hopeless highway to Oldpeoplesville. Before you know it, you'll be looking back on your life and wonder how it all went by so fast. You'll ask yourself if you have regrets. Damn right you'll have regrets. Like that one night you went out with Kevin Bachman and thought it would be fun to drink Cherry Vodka straight from the bottle. Or how about the time you sent that email to your friend at work to wager a bet on the size of the new guy's penis, only to realize you emailed it to the whole company...damn Bill Gates, and damn his Outlook. Mortgage, kids, second mortgage, wrinkles, third mortgage. And just when you think life can't get any worse, someone will tell you it's time to bend over and have a colonoscopy, because afterall, you're at "that age". So, someday, when you look down, and have a catheter in your urethra, and some nurse's aide named Tom comes in to feed you your pureed lasagna, just remember, these were the good old days.

Happy Birthday!

[David.]

ROFL nice.

[Jenson71]

Ah...thanks... Jenny.

I should just end my life now.

[Ultra Peanut]

[What I started to type when I first read this] You asswipe. There is no way I am old enough to be his mom. I'm only 33.

[What I decided to type after the cold harsh reality set in]No, he isn't my son, although it is conceivable...I'm 33.OMG ur 0lD/.

[Jenny Gump]

OMG ur 0lD/.

No...you're just young.
I've had orgasms last longer than you've been able to walk.
(please don't be a paraplegic, please don't be a paraplegic)

[Inspector]

Happy birthday!

All this talk about age makes me feel old.

I have kids in their 30's, and some of you act like that's old.

Still wet behind the ears.

[Mr. Kotter]

No...you're just young.
I've had orgasms last longer than you've been able to walk.
(please don't be a paraplegic, please don't be a paraplegic)

Psic, you should be so lucky as to get someone like JennyGump to SCHOOL you in the birds 'n bees....she'd have you walkin' funny within the first hour, if she didn't rip the little thing off.... :)

[Ultra Peanut]

No...you're just young.
I've had orgasms last longer than you've been able to walk.
(please don't be a paraplegic, please don't be a paraplegic)I AM GROSSLY OFFENDED BY YOUR REMARK!

[Ultra Peanut]

I have kids in their 30's, and some of you act like that's old.OMG ur rly 0\_D.

[Jenny Gump]

I AM GROSSLY OFFENDED BY YOUR REMARK!
ROFL

[Mr. Kotter]

Don't leave. You're not as old as my mom. I just wanna call you mommy.


oh... I fear I've shared too much.

ENDelt <--- Headed to the "MILF" sites as we speak... ROFL