Uh-oh. I killed the tommykat injury thread.

[Rain Man]

I was just posting on it and it gave me some sort of Mongolian message, and now the whole thread is gone.

I'm hoping I've developed the superpower to destroy things merely by typing their name.

[tommykat]

:banghead::cuss:You owe me.........where is my avatar?

[stevieray]

Try it on me.

[Rain Man]

I was just cleaning my keyboard and it went off. It was an accident, I swear.

[Rain Man]

Try it on me.


First Down Elvis.



Are you dead?

[tommykat]

I was just cleaning my keyboard and it went off. It was an accident, I swear.

Sounds like a Phob or Endelt hide and seek.....:p

[stevieray]

Ha!

I knew you didn't have any super powe

[Skip Towne]

You bastard!!

[Rain Man]

Elvis? Are you still there?

[FAX]

You've killed FDE!!!

You bastard!

[Rain Man]

Elvis?

[Rain Man]

Elvis! Post, dammit! Post!

What have I done?!?!

[Rain Man]

Elllllvviisssssss!

[gblowfish]

I hope Elvis wasn't on the throne....what a horrible way to go....

[FAX]

Perhaps WCW mojo could bring him back?

Try reciting the Red Wheelbarrow backwards 20 times.

Might work.

FAX THE BELIEVER

[Rain Man]

Ohmigod. You guys are my witnesses. I was just goofing around. I didn't know I really had a superpower to kill people just by saying their name. I didn't mean it. I had no motive. I liked Elvis. I mean, I didn't dislike him any more than anyone else, right? It was just an accident. Hey, maybe it wasn't me. Maybe there's someone else with the power. FAX was here. What do we really know about FAX anyway? He just showed up, he seems to have this newbie chip on his shoulder. It could just as easily have been FAX, right? I didn't do it. I'm too young to go to prison, and I have a really nice rear end. Can someone get me found not guilty? Amnorix? Baby Lee? Gobo? Should I run? Should I go to Canada? Should I go to some landlocked country? Maybe I can plead insanity. Yeah, that's the ticket. I killed him because I thought he really was Elvis, coming back to haunt me and steal my peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Should I plead insanity or blame FAX? SOMEONE! HELP ME! HELP ME!

[Rain Man]

But if I say William Carlos Williams backwards, it's almost exactly the same! That can't work, can it?

[Rain Man]

Oh. The poem. I get it.

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

beside the white
chickens.

glazed with rain
water

a red wheel
barrow

so much depends
upon

[Rain Man]

It's like some sort of Pink Floyd song, played alongside The Wizard of Oz, starring William Carlos Williams. This has to work.

[Rain Man]

The chickens are now glazed with rain water. It's like a code that has been broken.

Elvis! Are you there, man? Are you there?

[Rain Man]

Wait a minute. If typing his name killed him, maybe typing his name backwards will bring him back.

sivlE nwoD tsriF

What the hell. While I'm trying,

inilossuM otineB

[stevieray]

I've been dreaming about red chickens and I don't know why.

note to self: Rainman is the debil.

[tommykat]

I've been dreaming about red chickens and I don't know why.

note to self: Rainman is the debil.

ROFL You 2 are funny.

[Rain Man]

Ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod. I'm so sorry about that. Did you see a white light? Or just white chickens?

[FAX]

Mojo is the bomb.

FAX: ADVISOR TO THE DEBIL

[Skip Towne]

Wait a minute. If typing his name killed him, maybe typing his name backwards will bring him back.

sivlE nwoD tsriF

What the hell. While I'm trying,

inilossuM otineB
I'm sure you can't bring that other guy back. He was hung upsidedown in the square.

[Rain Man]

Sometimes there's just too much drama on this board. My heart is still beating fast.

[Rain Man]

I'm sure you can't bring that other guy back. He was hung upsidedown in the square.


If he was hung upside down, maybe I have to type his name vertically.


i
n
i
l
o
s
s

Nah, I probably shouldn't.

[tommykat]

If he was hung upside down, maybe I have to type his name vertically.


i
n
i
l
o
s
s

Nah, I probably shouldn't.

Right Chuckie......ROFL

[Skip Towne]

If he was hung upside down, maybe I have to type his name vertically.


i
n
i
l
o
s
s

Nah, I probably shouldn't.
Yep, vertically is better. He was strung up with his feet in the air. Some Axis power he was! You're the historian around here. Don't you agree?

[Ultra Peanut]

Oh my goodness, you have a banana peel lodged in your rectum.

[Dave Lane]

Benito and Clara. You know its bad when you tell your executioners to shoot me in the chest not the face!

Dave

[Hammock Parties]

I bet you can't kill me.

[KCWolfman]

*remembering the Twilight Zone where Billy Mumy had the power to do anything he wanted with his mind*




Gee, Rain Man, you are looking more svelte than thin today.