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Bootlegged
11-09-2004, 01:35 PM
How often do you drop arse in a day?

The older I get, the more it happens. I think it somewhere around 2-4 x's an hour now.
Chan93lx50
11-09-2004, 01:54 PM
For a min I thought this thread was going to be about GAZ
BIG_DADDY
11-09-2004, 02:03 PM
Whats really fun is roasting a few bulbs of Garlic and eatind some beans. You'll fart the nastiest farts ever for the next 24 hours it rules.
LamarR Huunt
11-09-2004, 02:04 PM
Damn, Stinky.....

I understand it increases with incidences of anal sex....
morphius
11-09-2004, 02:22 PM
Damn, Stinky.....

I understand it increases with incidences of anal sex....
Are you volunteering to put that theory to a test?
LamarR Huunt
11-09-2004, 03:25 PM
Are you volunteering to put that theory to a test?

No, no....I was suggesting it as an explanation for Lat's "problem." :p
Brando
11-09-2004, 03:26 PM
I read this thread as I enjoyed the gassy remnants of my Popeye's lunch. DELICIOUS!
siberian khatru
11-09-2004, 03:32 PM
As often as possible when the wife and kids are around. I get an amusing mix of reactions from all three.
seclark
11-09-2004, 03:38 PM
peeeeeeeshew!!! this thread reeks.
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siberian khatru
11-09-2004, 03:40 PM
peeeeeeeshew!!! this thread reeks.
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Oh, go blow it out yer ... uh, never mind.
redfan
11-09-2004, 03:59 PM
I try to save mine until bedtime. Then I give the wife the 'ol Dutch oven treatment. Ahhhhhhh....
Eleazar
11-09-2004, 04:13 PM
Stay away from the Chinese buffets :fart:
chiefz
11-09-2004, 04:15 PM
What the hell?
KC Kings
11-09-2004, 04:21 PM
Never hold in your farts!!! The gas moves up your spine into your brains, and that is where chitty ideas come from.