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TRR
11-09-2004, 10:34 PM
http://www.2dorks.com/video/duistop.wmv

He even gets the Ashlee Simpson dance move in there.
OmahaChief
11-09-2004, 11:40 PM
That's a bit from comedy central's Reno 911. Funny stuff.
Ultra Peanut
11-10-2004, 07:51 AM
I love that show.
Saulbadguy
11-10-2004, 08:27 AM
People keep sending me that movie and claiming its actual footage from a real DUI arrest.
ROYC75
11-10-2004, 08:40 AM
BS ! It's an act, fake, drunks do do shit like that. Recite the ABC's backwards ? WTF ? The dance was great .
KcMizzou
11-10-2004, 10:47 AM
People keep sending me that movie and claiming its actual footage from a real DUI arrest. You need smarter friends.
Saulbadguy
11-10-2004, 10:50 AM
You need smarter friends.
I never claimed they were my friends.

I need smarter co-workers, however.
Hammock Parties
11-10-2004, 10:55 AM
I never claimed they were my friends.

I need smarter co-workers, however.

Ohhhh everyone look at Saul. Ohhhh Saul's so smart.
Saulbadguy
11-10-2004, 10:57 AM
Ohhhh everyone look at Saul. Ohhhh Saul's so smart.
Ok, Bronco fan.
Mr. Kotter
11-10-2004, 10:59 AM
Ohhhh everyone look at Saul. Ohhhh Saul's so smart.

Cut him some slack, gochiefs; he works with teachers....everyone knows teachers are dumbazzes. :shake:

:)
Saulbadguy
11-10-2004, 11:02 AM
Cut him some slack, gochiefs; he works with teachers....everyone knows teachers are dumbazzes. :shake:

:)
Our department is actually kind of divided. We've got COBOL programmers who do nothing, farmers turned IT workers, young smug IT types such as myself :D, and the managers.
Hammock Parties
11-10-2004, 11:05 AM
Cut him some slack, gochiefs; he works with teachers....everyone knows teachers are dumbazzes. :shake:

:)

Whateva u old fart. I'ma keepin' my hat on and dere's nuttin u can do aboot it! Fyah!
Mr. Kotter
11-10-2004, 11:09 AM
Whateva u old fart. I'ma keepin' my hat on and dere's nuttin u can do aboot it! Fyah!

As long as you don't request oral favors..... :)
Hammock Parties
11-10-2004, 11:10 AM
As long as you don't request oral favors..... :)

Do you even remember that thread?
Mr. Kotter
11-10-2004, 11:11 AM
Do you even remember that thread?

Oh, yeah....I should probably "update" that thread..... :hmmm:
Hammock Parties
11-10-2004, 11:15 AM
Oh, yeah....I should probably "update" that thread..... :hmmm:

Do tell!
Spicy McHaggis
11-10-2004, 12:05 PM
(Pushing my nerd glass up my nose and speaking with a retainer lisp) "Actually I believe this episode of Reno 911 aired many months prior to The Ashlee Simpson Ho Down and therefore it was her copying his array of moves and not the other way around. I must go now as my Salisbury Steak is ready."
KCWolfman
11-10-2004, 12:08 PM
(Pushing my nerd glass up my nose and speaking with a retainer lisp) "Actually I believe this episode of Reno 911 aired many months prior to The Ashlee Simpson Ho Down and therefore it was her copying his array of moves and not the other way around. I must go now as my Salisbury Steak is ready."
Yup, it was an episode about 6 months ago.
Mr. Kotter
11-10-2004, 12:14 PM
"You can suck my balls!"

"Present them."

FTR It was,

"Ya know, why don't you just lick my balls. Yeah, why don't you just stick your big bald head right here (crouching he places his hands around his groin area...), and lick my balls and suck my dick, you old, fat muther phucker..."