Aurora Borealis

[BigMeatballDave]

I saw one for the 1st time last night. Awesome sight!

[Saulbadguy]

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Yes.
May I see it?
No.

[Rain Man]

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Yes.
May I see it?
No.


That looks like hamburger to me.




On another topic, Aurora Borealis would be a good name for a porn actress.

[BigMeatballDave]

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Yes.
May I see it?
No.Huh?

[morphius]

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Yes.
May I see it?
No.
There is nothing to see here, please move along...

[Rain Man]

Huh?


An exchange between Superintendent Chalmers and Principal Skinner.

[Rain Man]

Actually, I guess it would be a better porn star name if it was Aurora Boremeoutis.

[Saulbadguy]

An exchange between Superintendent Chalmers and Principal Skinner.
Skinner: I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers!
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams?
Skinner: Oh no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
Chalmers: You call hamburgers "steamed hams"?
Skinner: Yes. It's a regional dialogue.
Chalmers: Uh.. what region?
Skinner: Uuuh. Upstate New York.
Chalmers: Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams".
Skinner: Oh not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.
Chalmers: Uh I see. You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burgers.
Skinner: Hohohoho. No. Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipie.
Chalmers: For.. steamed hams.
Skinner: Yes