If you could replace one state completely with water, which state would be best?

[Rain Man]

Assume that the state becomes a very large lake, bay, inlet, or other body of water - fresh water if it's inland, salt water if it's coastal.

I'd have to go with Nevada. If the state was too far north, it would create a lot of snow and ice and stuff, which might not be good. Nevada would create a lot of humidity and extra farmland in Arizona, Utah, and eastern California, which would greatly increase American productivity and prosperity.

[Brando]

Can we just put everything south of Tenn in the east under water?

[DenverChief]

Texas

[MOhillbilly]

Kansas

[Old Dog]

Las Vegas is in Nevada, so that wouldn't work.

[NewChief]

I like the idea of Nevada as well. You increase the water table out west while simultaneously eliminating one of the biggest wasteful drains on the water out there.

[Eleazar]

How about Kalifornia

[go bo]

Assume that the state becomes a very large lake, bay, inlet, or other body of water - fresh water if it's inland, salt water if it's coastal.

I'd have to go with Nevada. If the state was too far north, it would create a lot of snow and ice and stuff, which might not be good. Nevada would create a lot of humidity and extra farmland in Arizona, Utah, and eastern California, which would greatly increase American productivity and prosperity.to say nothing of meeting the waters needs of the burgeoning population of the southwest...

of course, we'd have to first move vegas and reno and such...

[HolmeZz]

Florida.

[NewChief]

to say nothing of meeting the waters needs of the burgeoning population of the southwest...

of course, we'd have to first move vegas and reno and such...

**** moving them. Flood 'em.

[angel]

Delaware

who'll miss it?

[jiveturkey]

How about instead of Nevada we go with New Mexico?

[Eleazar]

Easy. California.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon...

hah, endelt will have to change his location to Arizona Bay

[jiveturkey]

Florida.That would probably require the least amount of work.

[REDHOTGTO]

thats a easy one, California cause its going to happen in a few more earthquakes anyway ROFL ROFL

[jiveturkey]

California does nothing except export assholes.[/i]And high quality porn.

[Brando]

F*ck that. I love Vegas.

California does nothing except export assholes.

I wanna watch it all go down...

A good majority of them have moved to Colorado so can we tank them to? Leave the moutaintops over the water.

[Ghostof]

Damn, I thought this thread was going to talk about Costners' Waterworld!

[Rain Man]

I can't find any references to it, mainly because I can't remember the guy's name, but there was some German engineer around the turn of the century who came up with a feasible plan to enormously expand Lake Chad in north Africa, which according to his theory would turn much of the Sahara back into grasslands and a more hospitable client. Apparently, he never got a chance to give it a try.

[beavis]

F*ck that. I love Vegas.

California does nothing except export assholes.

I wanna watch it all go down...
Watch you flush it all away.

[NewChief]

How about instead of Nevada we go with New Mexico?

I'll give you New Mexico south of I-40. Northern New Mexico is awesome.

[Saulbadguy]

Washington DC.

[Hammock Parties]

Colorado.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

How about Kalifornia
I'll second that one. It's just a big 'ol waste of space anyway.

[Donger]

California.

cuz I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go riding down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Washington DC.
I'll second that one too.

[Rain Man]

I think it would have to be an inland state. California would be entertaining, but it would just create more ocean. I think fresh water is where it's at.

[chiefs4me]

Texas


Denver

[NewChief]

I think it would have to be an inland state. California would be entertaining, but it would just create more ocean. I think fresh water is where it's at.

Besides, if California gets flooded, all the rats abandon ship and immigrate inland.

[Donger]

On second thought, Utah.

[NewChief]

Texas would definitely help out with our Southern Border. Let's see immigrants swim across a body of water the size of Texas.

[Hammock Parties]

Denver

U.S. TRIVIA!

When was Denver added as a State?

[Hydrae]

Washington DC.


Only if it can be accomplished while Congress is in session!

Otherwise, I like the idea of expanding Lake Mead to cover Nevada. It would make a huge change to the entire southwest as Rainman stated. Besides, there are plenty of other places to go gamble these days.

[Donger]

Denver

Denver's a city.

Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.

Like me.

[Brando]

Not if it happens fast enough. :D

FLUSH IT DOWN!

They've already started immigrating to Phoenix. Isn't that why everyone owns a gun there?

[NewChief]

How is that great state of Denver this year? :D :rolleyes:

Pssst. She's a product of the Texas Dept. of Education. Don't worry, with a Texan as the Pres, we'll all soon be a little confused geographically.

[DenverChief]

Denver

ROFL....certainly would clear up the air around here....but the question was what state, not city ;)

[Hydrae]

Well, if you want to be technical, Denver may be a city but any Texan will tell you that Texas is a republic, not a state! :p

[DenverChief]

Texas would definitely help out with our Southern Border. Let's see immigrants swim across a body of water the size of Texas. :thumb:

[Donger]

Awesome. It's like an all Tool thread.

That's probably my second favorite song.

I was actually thinking of a Tool thread, where you can only post lyrics and see if it makes any sense.

[beavis]

Denver's a city.

Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.

Like me.
ROFL Maybe the liberals are right about us folks in the midwest.

[MOhillbilly]

screw that texas kicks ass. kansas has gotta go.

[Miles]

I'm praying for rain,
And I'm praying for tidal waves.

[beavis]

Awesome. It's like an all Tool thread.

That's probably my second favorite song.
Tool song, or just in general?

That cd didn't leave the player when I was in high school. It's at least in my top 10.

They supposedly have a new album coming out next year.

[chiefs4me]

picky today aren't we,, denver is big enough to make a nice size lake,,oh well i can find somewhere else to ski,,,

Colorado it is

[Brando]

I know. :#

That's why I never moved there. Too many fuggas from Cali thinkin' their shit don't stink. My old man talks about carrying around a baseball bat to crack their skulls.
He's skipped that whole trip now though and is moving straight to gun ownership. I can't wait to visit him in prison being able to stay at his house without him in my shit.

[Donger]

screw that texas kicks ass. kansas has gotta go.

Nah. I pick Ohio.

Under a dead Ohio sky
Eleven has been and will be waiting.

[Miles]

Tool song, or just in general?

That cd didn't leave the player when I was in high school. It's at least in my top 10.

They supposedly have a new album coming out next year.

Yeah thats what i heard too. Its been too long and the latest Perfect Circle CD that came out last week is disappointing at best.

[Donger]

picky today aren't we,, denver is big enough to make a nice size lake,,oh well i can find somewhere else to ski,,,

Colorado it is

You've skied in Denver?

I've got some advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man.

[chiefs4me]

Pssst. She's a product of the Texas Dept. of Education. Don't worry, with a Texan as the Pres, we'll all soon be a little confused geographically.

There you go thinking again,,,,,actually I have only been in Tx 10 years, remember the flood of 93, well I transferred down here then. And I am a product of the Mo school system,,,,St. Joe Mo,,,:harumph:

[Predarat]

Maybe Rhode Island

[DenverChief]

picky today aren't we,, denver is big enough to make a nice size lake,,oh well i can find somewhere else to ski,,,

Colorado it is

:hmmm: if Colorado were underwater, what would become of the surrounding states that had elevations of less than 14,000 ft?

[Pitt Gorilla]

No contest: Texas. Ugly, ugly state.

[Hammock Parties]

No contest: Texas. Ugly, ugly state.

I agree. And I live here!

[Donger]

:hmmm: if Colorado were underwater, what would become of the surrounding states that had elevations of less than 14,000 ft?

Soon the water will come
and claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
and climb to a new place now.

[ROYC75]

screw that texas kicks ass. kansas has gotta go.


Watch it, you pluggers wouldn't have a basketball team to look up to. ROFL

Missouri would be OK if Kansas would move it's borders east about 30 miles. !:D

[el borracho]

How about instead of Nevada we go with New Mexico?
That is a horrible plan. Where would you get your green chiles from?

[Pitt Gorilla]

I agree. And I live here!Yeah, I don't want to offend anyone, but, outside of SA and the coast, that place just stinks.

[KcMizzou]

Watch it, you pluggers wouldn't have a basketball team to look up to. ROFL
Yeah... that'd be a shame.

Kansas it is!

[el borracho]

California does nothing except export assholes.
i]
California is full of people who have immigrated from other suck-ass states, not to mentio that Ca. produces like 13% of the GSP. Choose again.

[Brando]

Yeah... that'd be a shame.

Kansas it is!
Imagine life without KU and KState fans..almost nirvana.

[DenverChief]

DUH! the most obvious? Idaho, who the hell is going to miss that state?

[beavis]

Yeah thats what i heard too. Its been too long and the latest Perfect Circle CD that came out last week is disappointing at best.
I heard it flat out sucked, but I've yet to buy it.

[Brando]

DUH! the most obvious? Idaho, who the hell is going to miss that state?

We still need french fries and baked potatoes..no go..but Utah is up to number one with a bullet!

[chiefs4me]

:hmmm: if Colorado were underwater, what would become of the surrounding states that had elevations of less than 14,000 ft?



I didn't realize I was in class. I thought this was for fun/makebelieve/fooling around,,,forget.

[Miles]

I heard it flat out sucked, but I've yet to buy it.

Yeah, I really like the cover of imagine but thats about it. There are about 4-5 songs that are worth listening to again and the rest is crap. Overall it just seems like they half-assed the album just to get it out.

[DenverChief]

I didn't realize I was in class. I thought this was for fun/makebelieve/fooling around,,,forget.

I was expecting you to say soemthing to the effect of build a wall around the state ;) :p

[DaneMcCloud]

Kansas. And I don't think anyone would notice.

[DenverChief]

point that f*ckin' finger up your ass ROFL

[Donger]

point that f*ckin' finger up your ass

Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong,
punishment was sure for those who dare to cross the line.

[ROYC75]

I don't think anyone's gonna have trouble making sense of this...

Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you.. like me, like me. If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me .Don't judge or question.You are broken now, but faith can heal you. Just do everything I tell you to do. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow. Let me lay my holy hand upon you. My Gods will becomes me. When he speaks out, he speaks through me. He has needs like I do. We both want to rape you. Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies.

ROFL

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul and faith
And I was ’round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general’s rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
’cause I’m in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what’s my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what’s my name
I tell you one time, you’re to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
What’s me name
Tell me, baby, what’s my name
Tell me, sweetie, what’s my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

[Donger]

ROFL

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul and faith
And I was ’round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general’s rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
’cause I’m in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what’s my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what’s my name
I tell you one time, you’re to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
What’s me name
Tell me, baby, what’s my name
Tell me, sweetie, what’s my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

Bah, what tripe.

[chiefs4me]

Awsome R

[Donger]

Awsome R

Give it up! You don't speak. You don't judge.

[Rain Man]

I didn't realize I was in class. I thought this was for fun/makebelieve/fooling around,,,forget.


Actually, I have built a secret headquarters and have assembled the largest army of evil beavers the world has ever seen. Flooding an American state will be my rather spectacular way of introducing my plan for world dominance.

[Donger]

But it must not be true for jerk-offs like you. Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole.

It's only wrong if you get caught.

[Cannibal]

Kansas... and I live here.

Let me have a chance to move, and then flood this mutha fugga.

[Donger]

Actually, I have built a secret headquarters and have assembled the largest army of evil beavers the world has ever seen. Flooding an American state will be my rather spectacular way of introducing my plan for world dominance.

Oh my. Rain Man's channeling Dr. Evil again.

[ROYC75]

Kansas... and I live here.

Let me have a chance to move, and then flood this mutha fugga.

Hey, no way, ya know the deer and the antelope would have no place to play and can't swim.

[Cannibal]

Hey, no way, ya know the deer and the antelope would have no place to play and can't swim.

Fug em! :)

[chiefs4me]

Actually, I have built a secret headquarters and have assembled the largest army of evil beavers the world has ever seen. Flooding an American state will be my rather spectacular way of introducing my plan for world dominance.

ROFL

[Cannibal]

...and since Kansas is trying to get creationism brought back into public schools, it would make it all the more appropriate.

Maybe they can build an Ark.

:thumb:

[Donger]

...and since Kansas is trying to get creationism brought back into public schools, it would make it all the more appropriate.

Maybe they can build an Ark.

:thumb:

I can't imagine why you wouldn't welcome any change, my friend.

[Skip Towne]

Utah. It's already partially done.

[Donger]

Utah. It's already partially done.

It's almost like I'm swimming.

[Thig Lyfe]

alaska. or south dakota. somewhere where nobody lives.

nobody COOL at least ;)

[Calcountry]

F*ck that. I love Vegas.

California does nothing except export assholes.

I wanna watch it all go down...
I think you have that wrong, the people that leave Cally are refugees.

The assholes are the people who stay here, umm, like me.

[Sig Kauffman]

how about Illinois or Minnesota?

[Mr. Kotter]

alaska. or south dakota. somewhere where nobody lives.

nobody COOL at least ;)


Ehhhhhh-heeeeemmmmm! :harumph:

:p

[Donger]

Ehhhhhh-heeeeemmmmm! :harumph:

:p

Get up and free yourself from yourself.

[morphius]

I have to lean towards Cali, but Iowa and their 65mph speed limit from hell is really close to the deep reaches of my pit of hate.

[Calcountry]

I'll second that one. It's just a big 'ol waste of space anyway.
I can't take it anymore man, your signature is GAY.

[Mr. Kotter]

Get up and free yourself from yourself.
:hmmm:

[Calcountry]

I am going to vote for South Dakota, because we woold rule in speed ice skating.

[Donger]

:hmmm:

This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.

[Rausch]

I think you have that wrong, the people that leave Cally are refugees.

The assholes are the people who stay here, umm, like me.


Learn to swim... :)

[Frazod]

Kansas without a doubt. That way Kansas City could have a Chicago-type lakefront. :thumb:

[Skip Towne]

Colorado would be good. It would do away with Denver and we would get to watch Rainman scurry for higher ground.

[Calcountry]

Learn to swim... :)
Why do you think most of the gold medalists are from California?

:p

[Phobia]

Delaware

who'll miss it?

Hello! The rules specifically stated which "STATE".

[Thig Lyfe]

Hello! The rules specifically stated which "STATE".

Canada then.

[Bwana]

Utah

[el borracho]

In all seriousness it should be either Oklahoma (we've already secured all the oil) or Pennsylvania (everyone there sucks!).

[Logical]

F*ck that. I love Vegas.

California does nothing except export assholes.

I wanna watch it all go down...

ROFL that is exactly what we San Diegans think of Arizona. Not joking







Truthfully Brian is one of the nicer assholes ;)

[Bowser]

North Carolina.

No reason, really. Just wanted to be the first to call North Carolina.

[papasmurf]

Arkansas................they are all related already

[listopencil]

Oklahoma. Without a doubt, Oklahoma. That state is absolutely worthless. Go look at it on a map. It's just a big hand, warning you to go to some other place. There's a reason it was the last state of the 48 to be created. No one wanted that land. Even the Indians just left. It should be underwater. Oklahoma is the one.

[VonneMarie]

Kansas without a doubt. That way Kansas City could have a Chicago-type lakefront. :thumb:
I second that. :)

[oaklandhater]

Assume that the state becomes a very large lake, bay, inlet, or other body of water - fresh water if it's inland, salt water if it's coastal.

I'd have to go with Nevada. If the state was too far north, it would create a lot of snow and ice and stuff, which might not be good. Nevada would create a lot of humidity and extra farmland in Arizona, Utah, and eastern California, which would greatly increase American productivity and prosperity.


texas and for all of you califronia haters just think of this califrona brings in more money then the hole country of france and the millarty getz alot of there computer chips from silicon valley.We also grow alot of produce here so kiss my ass red america

[listopencil]

texas and for all of you califronia haters just think of this califrona brings in more money then the hole country of france and the millarty getz alot of there computer chips from silicon valley.We also grow alot of produce here so kiss my ass red america

...and let's not forget that great public school system.

[Rausch]

...and let's not forget that great public school system.

And the fact that with even all that money they're still broke. Oh, and that whole Bill Gates bull$#it...

[Frazod]

texas and for all of you califronia haters just think of this califrona brings in more money then the hole country of france and the millarty getz alot of there computer chips from silicon valley.We also grow alot of produce here so kiss my ass red america

Holy shit - this guy actually LIVES in Oakland? :eek:

That's gotta be a first.

[Rausch]

Holy shit - this guy actually LIVES in Oakland? :eek:

That's gotta be a first.

He'll never hit 2,000 posts... :shake:

[listopencil]

And the fact that with even all that money they're still broke. Oh, and that whole Bill Gates bull$#it...

I'd like to see some stats concerning how much money the Federal government pours into this state. People who quote California economics always leave that part out.

[ChiefsFanatik88]

CALIFORNIA

[SPchief]

Its gotta be arizona. I mean who names their team after a wildcat? :shrug: ROFL :p

[Abba-Dabba]

Kansas

I could go for that. Change the name to the Netherlands. Wichita could be Amsterdam with it's new waterwalk project. KC could be Rotterdam.

Since most of the Netherlands is below sea level. I see no problem with a bit of Dutch ingenuity building dikes to flood Misery. Sounds like a good plan.

[chiefsfan987]

Minnesota... It claims to be the land of 10,000 lakes. How about just one really big one :)

[oaklandhater]

Holy shit - this guy actually LIVES in Oakland? :eek:

That's gotta be a first.



i was born and raised in Kc then i moved for Reasons that still piss me of hint hint ex wife and am still to lazy to move anywhere else.

[Slayer Diablo]

Kansas...