this had me on the floor

[cheeeefs]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm

[|Zach|]

They stole this from EBAUMS World. Son of a bitch.

[2bikemike]

They stole this from EBAUMS World. Son of a bitch.

I think I have seen 2 or 3 of those posted on here now.

[DenverChief]

WTF?

[Slayer Diablo]

Yeah, make Cali break off and go hang with Hawaii....BEACH FRONT PROPERTY IN ARIZONA!!!

Anyone cool with how the San Andreas Fault would probably rip off only Southwestern California? Oh, and after looking at a map, it seems that Oakland is going to be destroyed in the earthquakes (or series of earthquakes) that rips this chunk off... Here's my rendition of what it will look like, but it'll probably take a good chunk (if not all) of that peninsula with it:

[ChiefFripp]

The only part that made me chuckle was the meteor saying"well f*ck that"

[Mr. Laz]

ROFL

signs your girlfriend is cheating

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/gfcheating.jpg

[cadmonkey]

Yeah, make Cali break off and go hang with Hawaii....BEACH FRONT PROPERTY IN ARIZONA!!!

Anyone cool with how the San Andreas Fault would probably rip off only Southwestern California? Oh, and after looking at a map, it seems that Oakland is going to be destroyed in the earthquakes (or series of earthquakes) that rips this chunk off... Here's my rendition of what it will look like, but it'll probably take a good chunk (if not all) of that peninsula with it:


....as sung by Tool. Good bye California!

Ænema

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullsh*t three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless f*cking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any f*cking time. Any f*cking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullsh*t three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless f*cking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any f*cking time. Any f*cking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipsh*ts.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly sh*t, stupid sh*t...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

F*ck L Ron Hubbard and
F*ck all his clones.
F*ck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

F*ck retro anything.
F*ck your tattoos.
F*ck all you junkies and
F*ck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

F*ck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
F*ck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.