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KC Paul
11-21-2004, 08:08 PM
Been seeing this "news" posted on a few message boards....does anybody know anything about it? SUPPOSEDLY they had a wreck shortly after leaving KCI, but I haven't found anything out about it online.

Bowser
11-21-2004, 08:10 PM
Been seeing this "news" posted on a few message boards....does anybody know anything about it? SUPPOSEDLY they had a wreck shortly after leaving KCI, but I haven't found anything out about it online.

Were they hit by the same jackasses that shot that cross dressing baseball player in the leg?

morphius
11-21-2004, 08:10 PM
I was at home at the time, I promise..

Skip Towne
11-21-2004, 08:11 PM
That's nice. Now let's sabotage their room service.

CosmicPal
11-21-2004, 08:12 PM
Yep...

The driver apparently was talking to the players and coaches, and when the driver of the bus asked them if the NE players felt confident about the game against the Chiefs, a few of them said they were in fact worried.

The driver thinking they were talking about the Chiefs explosive offense could understand, but then the NE players said they were actually worried about the Chiefs defense, and that's when the driver started laughing hysterically- thus driving the bus off the road in a fit of uncontrollable laughter.

Ultra Peanut
11-21-2004, 08:22 PM
Were the hit by the same jackasses that shot that cross dressing baseball player in the leg?But... why was he wearing go-go boots with a USC cheerleader uniform?

tk13
11-21-2004, 08:24 PM
Obviously, I blame Ron Artest.

Ultra Peanut
11-21-2004, 08:26 PM
Damned street thug and his crazy rap music.

Hammock Parties
11-21-2004, 08:35 PM
PATS FORFEIT!!! TEAMS ON CHIEFS REMAINING SCHEDULE FOLLOW SUIT! CONSPIRACY THEORY PLOT REVEALED AT END OF SEASON, CITING DICK VERMEIL AND "JOHN DOE" ACCOMPLICE BUS SABOTEUR.

Chiefs still lose in the first round.

Skip Towne
11-21-2004, 08:59 PM
Damned street thug and his crazy rap music.
I'll bet he went to Memphis.

VonneMarie
11-21-2004, 09:01 PM
IT WAS THE PATRIOTS SUPPORT STAFF, THEY CRASHED IN THE NORTHLAND. EVERYONE IS SAID TO BE DOING FINE.

Ultra Peanut
11-21-2004, 09:01 PM
I'll bet he went to Memphis.Drew Gooden, Mr. "I didn't know Elvis was from Memphis... I thought he was from Tennessee." Where did he go to school?

VonneMarie
11-21-2004, 09:05 PM
The Pats two support staff buses crashed into each other. No one seriously hurt...

The buses with the Patsies were no where near the crash.

DJay23
11-21-2004, 09:06 PM
Drew Gooden, Mr. "I didn't know Elvis was from Memphis... I thought he was from Tennessee." Where did he go to school?
Drew was never mistaken for Stephen Hawking around Lawrence.

Saulbadguy
11-21-2004, 09:08 PM
Drew Gooden, Mr. "I didn't know Elvis was from Memphis... I thought he was from Tennessee." Where did he go to school?
Zing...

Inspector
11-21-2004, 09:09 PM
That's nice. Now let's sabotage their room service.


Ex-lax on the pillow instead of those crappy mints......








A big piece of Ex-lax.......

Skip Towne
11-21-2004, 09:09 PM
Drew Gooden, Mr. "I didn't know Elvis was from Memphis... I thought he was from Tennessee." Where did he go to school?
Aw, you're just making that up.

Ultra Peanut
11-21-2004, 09:15 PM
Drew was never mistaken for Stephen Hawking around Lawrence.True dat... Hawking got NO game.