Get Well Soon, Paul. We made you a card.

[Phobia]

Knowing Paul, he could have broken his nose any number of ways. Here are your choices.

[Taco John]

He put his hand in Priest's Nacho tub...
Everything went downhill after that...

[Iowanian]

I say his girl robot slapped him when he licked her face.

[RNR]

I voted for what I hope happened :)

[SPchief]

It was part of a nearly fatal teabagging episode with his rommate.


ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Otter]

Poor guy is prolly in surgery right now and Phil's starting these threads. tsk tsk

All male twister accident, no doubt.

[Eleazar]

Danelle from Metrosports busted him with a left hook after he was peeping on her in the shower again.

[RNR]

Been fantasizing about teabagging Paul again?
ROFL fug off! I bet he wrote a check with his mouth his ass could not cash. Some guy got sick of his crap and clocked him.

[Phobia]

Poor guy is prolly in surgery right now and Phil's starting these threads. tsk tsk

It's okay. He won't see it for a week.

[Rain Man]

I voted for the Twister accident, but I actually lean more toward a depth perception issue that resulted in him ramming his nose into the TV screen while watching "Girls Gone Wild - Bulgaria."

[RNR]

Poor guy is prolly in surgery right now and Phil's starting these threads. tsk tskIf the guy hit him hard enough he might not be able to see it now.

[Phobia]

I voted for the Twister accident, but I actually lean more toward a depth perception issue that resulted in him ramming his nose into the TV screen while watching "Girls Gone Wild - Bulgaria."

Hey - this is my poll. I only want to hear your idea if you voted for the last option. You can't have your chips and eat them, too.

[BIG_DADDY]

It's okay. He won't see it for a week.

ROFL

[go bo]

Hey - this is my poll. I only want to hear your idea if you voted for the last option. You can't have your chips and eat them, too.mmmmmmmmm... chips... :p

[Scaga]

A poorly timed pelvic thrust???

:hmmm:

[Predarat]

He tried to get in the middle of the deaf couple from Olathe. They either REALLY liked the idea or REALLY didn't.

[ck_IN]

I voted for all male twister accident. And against my better judgement I have to ask what is teabagging?

[go bo]

I voted for all male twister accident. And against my better judgement I have to ask what is teabagging?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabagging&f=1

[Phobia]

I voted for all male twister accident. And against my better judgement I have to ask what is teabagging?

Oh - like you don't know, homo.

[ck_IN]

Alrighty then. I truely think I could've went the rest of my life quite happily without that morsel of knowledge but I did ask for it. :shake:

[shakesthecat]

Man: Let's teabag!
Your Daughter: Okay!


:clap: ROFL

[Raiderhater]

I think the incident centered around him trying to get his $500 back.....

[ck_IN]

<i>Oh - like you don't know, homo.</i>

Now I know why you live in Texas Phil. They make 'em bigger down there and you want to go for the gusto.

[Phobia]

<i>Oh - like you don't know, homo.</i>

Now I know why you live in Texas Phil. They make 'em bigger down there and you want to go for the gusto.

That would be funny if I lived in Texas. Where have you been since February?

[Mr. Kotter]

Been fantasizing about teabagging Paul again?

Nice. Anyone else I'd give rep; but I don't wanna break my record of never giving you rep..... :p

[Mr. Kotter]

It's okay. He won't see it for a week.

A week to recover from rhinoplasty??? :hmmm:

[Mr. Kotter]

Eh, I've been maxed out for awhile anyway.

Show-off. :harumph:

:p

[Bwana]

My guess would be a misplaced swing of a nut sack caught him. :hmmm:

[BigRedChief]

All male twister accident, no doubt.


Quote: <HR SIZE=1>Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Been fantasizing about teabagging Paul again? <HR SIZE=1>

I see a couple of options that were left off.

Trying to conver lions to christianity and fat blind biker mama set down too hard on his face.

[Jenny Gump]

A poorly timed pelvic thrust???

:hmmm:

Ummm....I doubt it.

[ROYC75]

It's not your day Paul.... I had to go with the Pistol Packin Peckerheaded Male Twister game.

[ck_IN]

<i>That would be funny if I lived in Texas. Where have you been since February?</i>

Obviously not paying attention to your location line.

What took you and Pink out of Houston? And congrats or sympathies, whichever applies.

[Phobia]

<i>That would be funny if I lived in Texas. Where have you been since February?</i>

Obviously not paying attention to your location line.

What took you and Pink out of Houston? And congrats or sympathies, whichever applies.

Family, basically. Both ends. Getting away from hers in Houston and nearer to mine. :D

[BigRedChief]

Family, basically. Both ends. Getting away from hers in Houston and nearer to mine. :D

You married a Texan? You one yourself? :hmmm:

[Phobia]

You married a Texan? You one yourself? :hmmm:

I did. No, I'm not. Born in KCMO, grew up Iowanian.

[Braincase]

Oooh, OOooh! Mr. Kotter! I know which option will generate the most email!

[Mr. Kotter]

... grew up Iowanian.

You didn't have to go and admit that, now.... :shake:

[Raiderhater]

I think the incident centered around him trying to get his $500 back.....


It just donned on me that I got this loser confused with the Candian loser. Easy enough to do, they are both morons.

I'll go with the naked guy twister game in that case.

[Phobia]

Get Well soon.

[Iowanian]

I'm going to ask my buddy whose toddler has Lukemia to sign the card.

[Fat Elvis]

Oooh, OOooh! Mr. Kotter! I know which option will generate the most email!


ROFL

[chiefs4me]

I will guess that he,,,fell out of bed.

[The Bad Guy]

His buddy must of hit him with one of those good poker chips.

They can probably double as a chinese star.

[FloridaChief]

"Get well, get well soon -- we want you to get well,
Get well, get well soon -- we want you to get well."

[BigRedChief]

May you get better soon and not turn gay because of the get well pic.http://www.mobilemediacorp.com/mm/glittertink.gif