What's on your Christmas List?

[KevB]

I'm looking forward to getting our first nice digital camera. Outside of that, being that we're expecting our third child within the week, I'm putting sleep prominently on my list.

[big nasty kcnut]

playstation 2 and some cash.

[Saulbadguy]

Looney Tunes Golden Collection volume 2
Seinfeld Gift Set

[Iowanian]

75-150 acres of pristine Monster Whitetail buck habitat.

[stevieray]

Hugs.

[Hoover]

BJ

[Coach]

Playoff victory, perferably a Super Bowl victory.

[Nzoner]

Selling 2 tickets to the Chiefs-Raiders game would be a good start.

Sorry Delt.:(

[roman gnome]

Cash is always in style.

[Demonpenz]

I want a priest holmes jerseys's which comes with a facefull of nacho's now

[Rain Man]

BJ


Go to Target.

[Rain Man]

I'm pathetic. I don't know what I want for Christmas. I work too much to have time for a lot of hobby stuff, and I've got all of the necessities of life. My wife asked me this question, and I just shrugged, which does not bode well.

She did suggest buying me a set of gift certificates for massages, though, and that's quite tempting. Aside from that, I just asked for a plane ticket to Mexico or something.

[Phobia]

All I want is world peace.

Oh - and an antique globe or an apricot BMW.

[Raiderhater]

I want a hippopatamus for Christmas....

[Rain Man]

All I want is world peace.

Oh - and an antique globe or an apricot BMW.


Are you that brother that my parents left behind when we moved from Talmadge Street?

[Raiderhater]

Seriously, having Denise banned from this board would make happy for several Christmas' to come.

[Raiderhater]

I'll send ya a PM with a phone number.


Sweet, a hippo that talks! Move out of the way Mr. Ed, you done been replaced!

[stevieray]

Are you that brother that my parents left behind when we moved from Talmadge Street?

we know he's ugly, but that's just mean...leaving a kid with a GIANT head to fend for himself.....


ruthless.

[Nzoner]

Dangit. Tell Mrs. NZoner I'm very upset with her.

I should really talk to Boozer. I've got a sneaking suspicion he's not gonna be interested in attending that game either...

If you could meet the rest of my family you'd know it has nothing to do with me not being interested in attending.

[Jenny Gump]

playstation 2 and some cash.

Funny, that's what I'm giving my six year old. Well, that and some new clothes. And a dvd player.

[LiL stumppy]

Alot of stuff ill never get lol

[stevieray]

Funny, that's what I'm giving my six year old. Well, that and some new clothes. And a dvd player.

and a plasma TV and a cell phone and a new car...he is six after all.

[Coach]

and a plasma TV and a cell phone and a new car...he is six after all.

ROFL

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I honestly can't think of one thing I want for Christmas. I can always use more dress clothes for work. Pretty boring.

[Raiderhater]

She knows how to drive, too!


Oh really? Just what other talents does she have?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

and a plasma TV and a cell phone and a new car...he is six after all.
That's basically what I was thinking.

ROFL

I wish Jenny were my mom.

Will you adopt me Jenny?

[Raiderhater]

I honestly can't think of one thing I want for Christmas. I can always use more dress clothes for work. Pretty boring.


I'll probably spend my Christmas money on one or two articles of clothing for work, but most of it is going towards the two John Wayne DVD gift sets that Worst Buy has.

[Phobia]

Funny, that's what I'm giving my six year old. Well, that and some new clothes. And a dvd player.

Mommy!

[Raiderhater]

Can't really go into detail... this is a family board.


I admire your sudden adherence to board policy...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

But, you're on the radio! I'd show up in a dirty sweatshirt w/ holes in it.
I sell advertising full time..i.e. 8am to 2pm...then go on air. I double dip. When I was full time programming...(which I prefer but the money is in sales) I wore all the rock t-shirts and jeans I could find.

[go bo]

I'm pathetic. I don't know what I want for Christmas. I work too much to have time for a lot of hobby stuff, and I've got all of the necessities of life. My wife asked me this question, and I just shrugged, which does not bode well.

She did suggest buying me a set of gift certificates for massages, though, and that's quite tempting. Aside from that, I just asked for a plane ticket to Mexico or something.how 'bout a brightly painted pole, er.. poll? :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I really don't need an Oedipus complex.
I'm just impressed you can spell Oedipus.

[go bo]

I'll send ya a PM with a phone number.ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

blonde or brunette?? :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

[big nasty kcnut]

Playstation is for the stress release and cash for the latte addiction.

[Raiderhater]

Whoa.. who the hell typed that post?

She gives a top-notch BJ.


ROFL

[Nzoner]

I'll probably spend my Christmas money on one or two articles of clothing for work, but most of it is going towards the two John Wayne DVD gift sets that Worst Buy has.

Speaking of Christmas,weren't you interested in 2 tickets to the Chiefs-Raiders game sitting next to Delt? :D

[Raiderhater]

Speaking of Christmas,weren't you interested in 2 tickets to the Chiefs-Raiders game sitting next to Delt? :D


Heh, I was just reviewing that thread earlier (I wanted to see just how bad my spelling actually got) and came across that.

I would really love to, but it is just not feasible at this point from a financial standpoint. The car is starting to have issues, and I don't know what kind of jack I am going to have to lay down to fix them. If it were not for that, I would seriously consider it.

[Raiderhater]

ROFL


Damnit, I just realized there was a hungry hungry hippo joke to be made there, and I missed it.

[MOhillbilly]

Gallon of Shine.

[Jenny Gump]

That's basically what I was thinking.

ROFL

I wish Jenny were my mom.

Will you adopt me Jenny?

Ok. But I refuse to help you wash your hair while you're in the tub. You also have a strict 9:00pm bedtime.

[Jenny Gump]

I really don't need an Oedipus complex.

Oooo...independence is sexy.

[Raiderhater]

Ok. But I refuse to help you wash your hair while you're in the tub. You also have a strict 9:00pm bedtime.


I have a feeling he will be requesting to sleep with you alot due to being "scared".

[Raiderhater]

I want a hippopatamus for Christmas....


Ever since I posted this I have the song stuck in my head.

Way to go, Jamie.

[Jenny Gump]

Wait... there's a song?

OMG :rolleyes:

[Raiderhater]

Wait... there's a song?


Uh, yeah. Did you think I was just posting that out of the blue?


I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian

There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!

[Raiderhater]

I admit, it's a combover.


Nice. :thumb:


If I were going to post something out of the blue, I'd ask for a Ferrari or something like that.

[Rain Man]

There's a song?

I thought raiderhader was just pursuing a dream.

[Raiderhater]

There's a song?

I thought raiderhader was just pursuing a dream.


You too?

[Rain Man]

What is that? Is it on the Barney show or something?

[FAX]

Mr. raiderhaters dream,

By FAX

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I want a hippopotamus gal
Don't want no blow up doll, no inflatable pal
I want a hippopotamus with a huge hippo canal

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
C'mon Santa don't be a bore
I want to get it on with a hippo right here on the floor
'Cause anyone can have a girl, but it's hippos I adore

I want hippo sex that's violent
We'll tear down the Christmas tree
We'll make it like a runaway train loaded with a ton of tnt
I want a hippo that will go on a wild-ass, sex-crazed, Christmas spree with me

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No super models or starlets
I only like hippopotamuses
And that's why I drop trou at the zoo

Mom says sex with hippos gives you crabs, but then
Teacher already did, so there

There's lots of room for him in my room
And plenty for me too, in that hippo chick's enormous womb

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my fly
And have a hippo then and there

[Rain Man]

Now that, my friend, is art.

[Raiderhater]

What is that? Is it on the Barney show or something?


It dates back to 1953. You hear it on the oldies stations this time of year.

[Raiderhater]

Mr. raiderhaters dream,

By FAX

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I want a hippopotamus gal
Don't want no blow up doll, no inflatable pal
I want a hippopotamus with a huge hippo canal

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
C'mon Santa don't be a bore
I want to get it on with a hippo right here on the floor
'Cause anyone can have a girl, but it's hippos I adore

I want hippo sex that's violent
We'll tear down the Christmas tree
We'll make it like a runaway train loaded with a ton of tnt
I want a hippo that will go on a wild-ass, sex-crazed, Christmas spree with me

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No super models or starlets
I only like hippopotamuses
And that's why I drop trou at the zoo

Mom says sex with hippos gives you crabs, but then
Teacher already did, so there

There's lots of room for him in my room
And plenty for me too, in that hippo chick's enormous womb

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my fly
And have a hippo then and there


ROFL ROFL