Hypothetical: You're trapped on an otherwise uninhabited tropical island.

[Rain Man]

The island has the normal accoutrements of coconuts, pineapples, fish, etc.

You can have ONE non-human animal with you. What animal would you most like to have? As Endelt mentioned on another thread, keep in mind that this is a family BBS.

[|Zach|]

http://www.effect.net.au/lukastan/humour/Visual-Nice/Animal-02/Beer-Squirrel.jpg

[Pants]

A Doberman Pinscher.

Knowing some people here though, I can predict a lot of sheep and pigs.

[tk13]

Do cave girls from outer space count?

[FAX]

Oooooh .... I know this one.

Gimme a minute.

FAX

[Rain Man]

Do cave girls from outer space count?

I guess so, as long as they aren't human.

[FAX]

Does it have fur? Or feathers?

FAX

[FAX]

You say there's plenty of pineapples, right?

FAX

[go bo]

Does it have fur? Or feathers?

FAXwhat kind of snatch has feathers? :shrug:

[FAX]

Good point. Fur then. Okay.

FAX

[Rain Man]

Does it have fur? Or feathers?

FAX

That depends on how you dress it up, I guess.

[Rain Man]

You say there's plenty of pineapples, right?

FAX


There are great fields of pineapple.

[Skip Towne]

what kind of snatch has feathers? :shrug:
A chickens snatch? :shrug:

[Raiderhater]

Beaver.....

[Sure-Oz]

The hot alien chicks from
"dude where is my car?"

[Raiderhater]

A chickens snatch? :shrug:


ROFL

[FAX]

Has fur. Eats pineapple. Non-human.

I know that I can get this one.

FAX

[Rain Man]

A chickens snatch? :shrug:

Heh-heh. Poultrypeeker.

[Slayer Diablo]

This is going to lead to a "Which animal would you rather...?" poll, isn't it?

Anyway, I'll share the island with a pig for a couple days to fatten it up, then eat it.

[Phobia]

ENDelt's done worse:

http://www.yale.edu/cfe/female%20chimp.jpg

[FAX]

A poor man marooned and alone
Stuck a pineapple upon his bone
He had just one wish
That he could offer this dish
To a Catherine Zeta Jones clone

FAX

[Slayer Diablo]

ENDelt's done worse:

http://www.yale.edu/cfe/female%20chimp.jpg

Did he at least shave her first?


:p

[Phobia]

Did he at least shave her first?


:p

Careful, bud. You're gonna have to shave your palms.

[Hammock Parties]

A dog I guess.

[PastorMikH]

Tough choice between a cow and a chicken. A cow would provide milk to drink and a chicken would provide eggs to eat.

'Course if I had the cow, I would know that if I got sick and tired of fish and fruits, I could always have a steak.

[Pants]

Tough choice between a cow and a chicken. A cow would provide milk to drink and a chicken would provide eggs to eat.

'Course if I had the cow, I would know that if I got sick and tired of fish and fruits, I could always have a steak.

Well you have to rule out the chicken, because you'd need a rooster too. That's 2 animals - unacceptable.

[BIG_DADDY]

IF there is other animal life there like rabbits and shit I would take my pit so he could catch a few additional meals and he makes a great companion anyway. If the cow was pregnant I have to admit that would be intriguing as you could have steak, milk the works. Gotta have a companion though I still would probably bring Taz..

[Hammock Parties]

Tough choice between a cow and a chicken. A cow would provide milk to drink and a chicken would provide eggs to eat.

'Course if I had the cow, I would know that if I got sick and tired of fish and fruits, I could always have a steak.

Ooh, I like the way you think.

What are you going to feed the chicken?

[Phobia]

Tough choice between a cow and a chicken. A cow would provide milk to drink and a chicken would provide eggs to eat.

'Course if I had the cow, I would know that if I got sick and tired of fish and fruits, I could always have a steak.

It might be nice to bring a cow pregnant with a bull.

[Demonpenz]

i would like an emu

[PastorMikH]

Well you have to rule out the chicken, because you'd need a rooster too. That's 2 animals - unacceptable.



You guys are from the city aren't you.:shake::)


Hens will lay eggs without a rooster. They just can't lay fertilized eggs without a rooster. The hens that lay the eggs that you buy in the grocery store are from hens that have not been with a rooster.

[PastorMikH]

Ooh, I like the way you think.

What are you going to feed the chicken?



Another city boy.:shake:


They will eat grubs, worms, insects and so on. Think about it, what did chickens eat to live before people started putting them in a barn lot?

[PastorMikH]

It might be nice to bring a cow pregnant with a bull.



Now you're talking!

:thumb:

[BIG_DADDY]

You guys are from the city aren't you.:shake::)


Hens will lay eggs without a rooster. They just can't lay fertilized eggs without a rooster. The hens that lay the eggs that you buy in the grocery store are from hens that have not been with a rooster.

That was not you guys that was just Metro.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

giraffe

[Jenny Gump]

Almost everyone is getting rep in this thread. ROFL I haven't laughed so hard since Jingle Girl tripped and almost fell on her fat face.





BTW, I would bring a dog.

[Hammock Parties]

Another city boy.:shake:


They will eat grubs, worms, insects and so on. Think about it, what did chickens eat to live before people started putting them in a barn lot?

I'm pretty sure humans invented chickens, dumbass.

[stevieray]

I'm pretty sure humans invented chickens, dumbass.

:shake:

[PastorMikH]

I'm pretty sure humans invented chickens, _____.



Say, I hear they have a spot reserved for you to participate in the special olympics.

[Pants]

Sorry to have doubted you Pastor. I have learned my lesson. Oh, and I should have knonw that too, don't know what I was thinking...

[Hammock Parties]

It was a joke guys.

[Jenny Gump]

It was a joke guys.

I got it. I thought it clever actually.

[chiefs4me]

I would take a man, because we call you animals half the time anyway. Then he could take care of me!

[Hammock Parties]

I got it. I thought it clever actually.

Marry me.

[Pants]

I would take a man, because we call you animals half the time anyway. Then he could take care of me!

I guess you forgot that Rainman said "non-humans" only,,,

[Phobia]

Almost everyone is getting rep in this thread.

Don't worry about mine. I'm maxed out anyway.

[Phobia]

I got it. I thought it clever actually.

Me too. Gochiefs is actually humorous a couple times per day. It's all that other crap we need to eliminate before allowing him out in public.