Why promoting FAX to non-n00b status is a bad idea

[RealSNR]

I can see this decision to promote FAX becoming parallel to the rise of Hitler.

We have a dumbfounded forum. The Chiefs suck. Rain Man got rid of his cool stickman avatar. Nobody posts about the Chiefs anymore. The Word Association thread is the most popular thread out there. The forum is a hopeless mess.

In walks a n00b, FAX. He is humble and bashful, and posts with a chip on his shoulder. People kick him in the dirt, put him on ignore, and spit in his face. But one thing that does not quit is these limericks. A small group of people finds these hilarious and boosts him up by giving him rep. Soon more people catch wind of these limericks and praise him as "the next Rain Man." Now a certain stupid and dim-witted mod named Phobia has promoted him to non-n00b status.

There are a few people like Ebola and me who see WTF is wrong with this picture. We've put up a good fight, but now it's us against society.

Now that FAX is free from the bondage of n00b status, there's no tellling what damage he and his limericks will wreak on this forum. He now has oppurtunity, and if he gains support, he will surely take over Chiefsplanet.

It's times like these when we must band together, fellow Planeteers! We need superior firepower (ENDelt, Brad, Psicosis, Rain Man). But we also need everyone else, too. Do not be fooled by FAX's limericks. Really, they aren't that funny.

[David.]

I realize this is a joke, but I really don't think the limmericks are funny :shrug:

[Phobia]

I know it was a bad idea, but he had strategically positioned himself. I was left with no other alternatives.

[Brando]

I will remain silent. My silence is a strong statement. What does it all mean?

[David.]

it's true. He's quite the strategasisit.

[Brando]

I know it was a bad idea, but he had strategically positioned himself. I was left with no other alternatives.
Way to go PhobaPoland.

[RealSNR]

Way to go PhobaPoland.Actually,in my analogy, I have Phobia representing the previous chancellor of Germany.

[Brando]

Actually,in my analogy, I have Phobia representing the previous chancellor of Germany.
Wow...at least make him Neville Chamberlain.

[RealSNR]

Wow...at least make him Neville Chamberlain.Chamberlain was nothing more than a giant pussy.

[Brando]

Chamberlain was nothing more than a giant pussy.
A giant pussy that thought Hitler could be contained by giving in to him.

[RealSNR]

A giant pussy that thought Hitler could be contained by giving in to him.Hitler was already in power. Phobia has given FAX the oppurtunity to rise... I suppose much like Hitler was the leader of the Budestag.

[Loki]

i suppose starting up some nifty haiku thread would be out of the question then?

;)

[Brando]

i suppose starting up some nifty haiku thread would be out of the question then?

;)
You may be banished to the Ghetto if yours aren't up to snuff.

[Taco John]

What is this? A leprechaun colony all of a sudden where people think limericks are so amusing?

TACO THE ANNOYED (<---This gimmick is stupid too, but it's always been stupid, not just because FAGX started doing it.)

[Brando]

What is this? A leprechaun colony all of a sudden where people think limericks are so amusing?

TACO THE ANNOYED (<---This gimmick is stupid too, but it's always been stupid, not just because FAGX started doing it.)
Holy Shit! We agree on something other than polotics!

[Phobia]

You guys just wish you had your own gimmick.

PHOBIA THE ENLIGHTENED

[Brando]

You guys just wish you had your own gimmick.

PHOBIA THE ENLIGHTENED

O.k. Voltaire

[Logical]

Actually,in my analogy, I have Phobia representing the previous chancellor of Germany.

Actually isn't Phil more like DeGaul in this scenario?

[David.]

ooh I want to play

David. the follower




nope gimmick still sucks,


and if I can't save it...NO ONE can

[Phobia]

ooh I want to play

David. the follower




nope gimmick still sucks,


and if I can't save it...NO ONE can

Your gimmick is cool, too.

[Brando]

Actually isn't Phil more like DeGaul in this scenario?
VLAD THE INTELLIGENT

[patteeu]

FAX isn't the next Rain Man. Rain Man is the old FAX.

And anyone who doesn't like FAX's limericks has a small ding dong.

[Hammock Parties]

Sig Heil

[David.]

Your gimmick is cool, too.

yeah.....yours too......

[David.]

FAX isn't the next Rain Man. Rain Man is the old FAX.

And anyone who doesn't like FAX's limericks has a small ding dong.

admit it, you're gay for him.

[Brando]

I think that we should assign everyone new signatures.
ENDELT THE DRUNK
USERNAME THE GRABASS
DAVID THE MIXED BREED
BRANDO THE JACKASS
VLAD THE IMPALER

[Hammock Parties]

I think that we should assign everyone new signatures.
ENDELT THE DRUNK
USERNAME THE GRABASS
DAVID THE MIXED BREED
BRANDO THE JACKASS
VLAD THE IMPALER

BRANDO THE BITCH

[Brando]

BRANDO THE BITCH
Hey..at least I got Christmas presents when I was a kid :p

[Hammock Parties]

Hey..at least I got Christmas presents when I was a kid :p

BRANDO THE SPOILED

[Phobia]

Hey..at least I got Christmas presents when I was a kid :p

I predict that an old guy will look incredibly stupid saying this, but here goes anyway:


PWNED!!!!

[Brando]

BRANDO THE SPOILED
Your insults don't bother me BobaFART :thumb:

[Hammock Parties]

I predict that an old guy will look incredibly stupid saying this, but here goes anyway:


PWNED!!!!

You could have saved face by leaving off the disclaimer. Now you really look old.

[David.]

I predict that an old guy will look incredibly stupid saying this, but here goes anyway:


PWNED!!!!

well...you were right :)

[patteeu]

admit it, you're gay for him.

I don't know, can you write a limerick about it?

[Phobia]

You could have saved face by leaving off the disclaimer. Now you really look old.

At least I got pussy when I was a kid.

[Pants]

At least I got pussy when I was a kid.

Molested by your Auntie?

[Brando]

I don't know, can you write a limerick about it?
I thought that we discussed this..no more limericks. If FAX does them fine..it doesn't mean that every swinging dick in the field has to become Edgar Allen Pole.

[Phobia]

well...you were right :)

I know. I think that will be the first and last time. But, I'm really not that old. I just seem old to you little bastards.

[Demonpenz]

he fell down
and broke his crown
he is the king of chiefs planet no more

[David.]

I know. I think that will be the first and last time. But, I'm really not that old. I just seem old to you little bastards.

I'm just givin ya a hard time :p

[Phobia]

Molested by your Auntie?

I tell ya, she knew oral.

[David.]

demonpenz is without a doubt in my mind the funniest poster on CP.

[Phobia]

I'm just givin ya a hard time :p

Stop that or I'll cry.

[Brando]

I tell ya, she knew oral.
Was it better without the dentures? I always ate that shit up.

[Taco John]

I predict that an old guy will look incredibly stupid saying this, but here goes anyway:


PWNED!!!!



That's where you're wrong... Everybody looks stoopid saying that.

Busted cliches' are always stoopid.

[David.]

That's where you're wrong... Everybody looks stoopid saying that.

Busted cliches' are always stoopid.

ya I hate pwned. I don't like owned either :shrug:

[Pants]

Was it better without the dentures? I always ate that shit up.

Alright, alright, it was sick enough without that image...

[Phobia]

demonpenz is without a doubt in my mind the funniest poster on CP.

Is he really? I may need to start reading his posts, then.

[Phobia]

Was it better without the dentures? I always ate that shit up.

So good that I don't buy my wife toothpaste.

[Taco John]

demonpenz is without a doubt in my mind the funniest poster on CP.



who?

[Brando]

That's where you're wrong... Everybody looks stoopid saying that.

Busted cliches' are always stoopid.
The only time that OWNED is amusing is when it is tied in with this picture.
Go grease up the man chicken BobaFART. I know you'll like this one.

[Brando]

So good that I don't buy my wife toothpaste.
ROFL

[Pants]

So good that I don't buy my wife toothpaste.

I thought you'd just knock 'em out. Isn't that the way the shit's done in Texas?

[Hammock Parties]

I know. I think that will be the first and last time. But, I'm really not that old. I just seem old to you little bastards.

If it's any consolation I don't think you're old. Hell you're only 10 years older than me.

[Taco John]

There's no way Phobes is only 27...

[David.]

If it's any consolation I don't think you're old. Hell you're only 10 years older than me.

no you may not have more than one thread a day.

[David.]

taco...you have the worst avatars. Worst.

[Taco John]

You don't like my bigger melons?

[Pants]

You should ask Jbret, he's the one who's into man boobs.

[David.]

I meant sigs.

[Hammock Parties]

There's no way Phobes is only 27...

I'm 23 on the 31st.

[Brando]

no you may not have more than one thread a day.
Since he can't start a thread we'll let him hijack this one with his videos.
Anyone ever see the "Star Wars Kid". FUNNY SHIAT!
http://www.screamingpickle.com/members/StarWarsKid/

[Hammock Parties]

Since he can't start a thread we'll let him hijack this one with his videos.
Anyone ever see the "Star Wars Kid". FUNNY SHIAT!
http://www.screamingpickle.com/members/StarWarsKid/


I can start one thread per day. I already have one in mind for today.

[Pants]

Since he can't start a thread we'll let him hijack this one with his videos.
Anyone ever see the "Star Wars Kid". FUNNY SHIAT!
http://www.screamingpickle.com/members/StarWarsKid/

All 3 versions... nub.

[Brando]

All 3 versions... nub.
Go back to pondering the reason for cattle catchers.

[Pants]

Go back to pondering the reason for cattle catchers.

LMAO. Good one.

[Brando]

LMAO. Good one.
:toast:

[David.]

wtf?

this is the part where you two fight to the death.


good one and cheers?!? you gotta be kidding me. FIGHT NOW GO!

[Pants]

wtf?

this is the part where you two fight to the death.


good one and cheers?!? you gotta be kidding me. FIGHT NOW GO!

stfu Fizzou Frosh

[David.]

stfu Fizzou Frosh

whateva gayyou soph....o...whore...........



:shrug:

[RealSNR]

If I do say so myself, this is a great thread.

[BigRedChief]

If I do say so myself, this is a great thread.

Rep Whore :p

[Anton]

What is this? A leprechaun colony all of a sudden where people think limericks are so amusing?

TACO THE ANNOYED (<---This gimmick is stupid too, but it's always been stupid, not just because FAGX started doing it.)

TJ you are calling GAZ stupid???

GAZ started it you know.

I say, you are gonna get your azz kicked now; Cyber brawl!!!!

-- Anton, INFACTUATED WITH TJ