KILLING

[chiefs4me]

So I was just wondering what Iowanian killed today,,,,,,,ROFL he did say he was going hunting,,,and god help that family of birds in his neck of the woods.:thumb:

[Skip Towne]

I think he said he was going muskrat hunting.

[chiefs4me]

you naughty boy

[Skip Towne]

you naughty boy
Naughty? Wha? Maybe he said he was going prairie doggin'.

[chiefs4me]

Well he must of bagged something or he would of been online by now,,,,so how far you live from dallas?

[Calcountry]

I think he said he was going muskrat hunting.
Beaver hunting.

[Skip Towne]

Well he must of bagged something or he would of been online by now,,,,so how far you live from dallas?
We don't see much of Iowanian on the weekends. He's usually out slaughtering cute cuddly animals. I don't know how far Dallas is. Hella long way.

[chiefs4me]

We don't see much of Iowanian on the weekends. He's usually out slaughtering cute cuddly animals. I don't know how far Dallas is. Hella long way.


Well he already took care of the kittens,,,,what do you think is nextROFL

[David.]

hopefully you

[Skip Towne]

hopefully you
Are you still picking on Chiefs4meme? Fun, ain't it?

[chiefs4me]

hopefully you


Don't you have some homework?:rolleyes:

[Bwana]

Well he already took care of the kittens,,,,what do you think is nextROFL

Yes, the cats around there know they are hosed, so now it has come to this. :eek:

[David.]

Don't you have some homework?:rolleyes:

no

[Skip Towne]

no
Have you called your mother?

[Raiderhater]

Yes, the cats around there know they are hosed, so now it has come to this. :eek:


ROFL That's great Greg.

[Demonpenz]

Don't forget to spade nueter or put your cats in a burlap sack and throw them into a river/

[Bwana]

ROFL That's great Greg.

As a bonus, I don't think I have to worry about TommyKat lifting that one for a new avatar either. :)

[Raiderhater]

As a bonus, I don't think I have to worry about TommyKat lifting that one for a new avatar either. :)


Heh. It would be funny though if it mysteriously wound up there.....

[chiefs4me]

Yes, the cats around there know they are hosed, so now it has come to this. :eek:


OH MY GOD YOU DIDN'T,,,,,


And my son walks in and says ,,,,mama what are you doin?

[Bwana]

Heh. It would be funny though if it mysteriously wound up there.....

LOL, yes it would. If it happened to "end up there" after she had downed a few tasty beverages, it would be very entertaining. :evil:

[Skip Towne]

LOL, yes it would. If it happened to "end up there" after she had downed a few tasty beverages, it would be very entertaining. :evil:
Around 10 PM would be good.

[4th and Long]

Yes, the cats around there know they are hosed, so now it has come to this. :eek:
I've heard that same rumor.

[Jenson71]

Hopefully he's out hunting the moron petas trying to get rid of the kosher factory in NE Iowa.

[Calcountry]

Hopefully he's out hunting the moron petas trying to get rid of the kosher factory in NE Iowa.
Peta's are scary to read about, but they are even scarier to talk to. Fuggin nuts, and that is being kind.

[chiefs4me]

I've heard that same rumor.


:deevee:

[4th and Long]

:deevee:
WHAT!!!?

[Raiderhater]

LOL, yes it would. If it happened to "end up there" after she had downed a few tasty beverages, it would be very entertaining. :evil:


Where's ENDelt when you need him?

[Skip Towne]

Where's ENDelt when you need him?
Off drunk somewhere.

[chiefs4me]

So who's watching the playground?

[Raiderhater]

Off drunk somewhere.


They need to make me a mod for situations just like this.




And situations involving Denise....

[Raiderhater]

So who's watching the playground?


Hopefully, no one.

[2bikemike]

LOL, yes it would. If it happened to "end up there" after she had downed a few tasty beverages, it would be very entertaining. :evil:

Yeah I could use a good laugh.

[chiefs4me]

Hopefully, no one.


Oh my gosh,,,were FREE,,,,what should we do?:hmmm:

[4th and Long]

Oh my gosh,,,were FREE,,,,what should we do?:hmmm:
Run naked throughout the board?

[Raiderhater]

Oh my gosh,,,were FREE,,,,what should we do?:hmmm:


Tell jokes. Here's my favorite -

Q: How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?

A: None. It should be open when she brings it to you.

[Raiderhater]

Run naked throughout the board?


Phil's already done that, several times. We need something new and original.

[4th and Long]

Phil's already done that, several times. We need something new and original.
I was talking to the FEMALE you dolt! :p
Now hush and let her be "free." ;)

[Raiderhater]

I was talking to the FEMALE you dolt! :p
Now hush and let her be "free." ;)



How was I to know? I thought maybe you had a passion for streaking or something.....

[Bowser]

Yes, the cats around there know they are hosed, so now it has come to this. :eek:

ROFL ROFL

[Skip Towne]

How was I to know? I thought maybe you had a passion for streaking or something.....
Maybe we could cuss. I'll start: dammit!!

[Raiderhater]

Maybe we could cuss. I'll start: dammit!!


Well hell, sounds like a good idea to me.

[chiefs4me]

20 questions boys,,,,so what's your favorite candy?

[Raiderhater]

I hate playing 20 questions. The only game worse than that is the stupid (and dangerous) middle school game of Truth or Dare.

[Bob Dole]

Maybe we could cuss. I'll start: dammit!!

****, Skip. If you're going to ****ing cuss in a ****ing thread, then do it ****ing right and don't be such a ****wit about it.

[Bwana]

Where's ENDelt when you need him?

Likely out sucking down tasty beverages. On that note, I found a picture of Endelt as a child. :hmmm:

[Phobia]

LOL, yes it would. If it happened to "end up there" after she had downed a few tasty beverages, it would be very entertaining. :evil:

It wouldn't be *that* entertaining. After 4 years of membership here, I am pleased to announce that TK has finally figured out how to change her own avatar. We're fast-tracking her for mastering the rep feature sometime before 2010.

[Raiderhater]

It wouldn't be *that* entertaining. After 4 years of membership here, I am pleased to announce that TK has finally figured out how to change her own avatar. We're fast-tracking her for mastering the rep feature sometime before 2010.


That part may not be entertaining, but waiting to see how long until she notices very well could be.

[Bwana]

It wouldn't be *that* entertaining. After 4 years of membership here, I am pleased to announce that TK has finally figured out how to change her own avatar. We're fast-tracking her for mastering the rep feature sometime before 2010.

The entertainment value would be directly related to the number of tasty beverages in her system when she saw it. :)

[Phobia]

That part may not be entertaining, but waiting to see how long until she notices very well could be.

I think she's been jacked with often enough that her avatar is the first thing she checks when she logs in.

Her sig is another story.... it took her almost a week to notice the reverse Hel'n on Mackie:

[Bowser]

I think she's been jacked with often enough that her avatar is the first thing she checks when she logs in.

Her sig is another story.... it took her almost a week to notice the reverse Hel'n on Mackie:

That must be one hell of a lollipop!

[Phobia]

The entertainment value would be directly related to the number of tasty beverages in her system when she saw it. :)

You know how to tell TK is drunk?








By the bumps on her head....

[Raiderhater]

I think she's been jacked with often enough that her avatar is the first thing she checks when she logs in.

Her sig is another story.... it took her almost a week to notice the reverse Hel'n on Mackie:


Then go for the sig, I ain't picky.

[chiefs4me]

oh my gosh,,,,,the boss is back,,,everybody behave now.

[PastorMikH]

Her sig is another story.... it took her almost a week to notice the reverse Hel'n on Mackie:



Oh yeah. I remember that. Too bad it is considered unethical to share PMs cause if memory serves me correctly, the one I got concerning that pic was a doosey!

[PastorMikH]

oh my gosh,,,,,the boss is back,,,everybody behave now.




Pink's online tonight?

[Phobia]

oh my gosh,,,,,the boss is back,,,everybody behave now.

Leave me alone. You're going to make me cry.... again.

[Raiderhater]

I didn't realize we had reached the point of misbehaving.

"The Boss" has done much worse around here.

[Phobia]

Oh yeah. I remember that. Too bad it is considered unethical to share PMs cause if memory serves me correctly, the one I got concerning that pic was a doosey!

Bah - throw it out there. Is it really a cussing if all the curse words are misspelled?

[Raiderhater]

Pink's online tonight?


LOL!

[Bwana]

I think she's been jacked with often enough that her avatar is the first thing she checks when she logs in.

Her sig is another story.... it took her almost a week to notice the reverse Hel'n on Mackie:

That was a classic!ROFL

[Skip Towne]

It wouldn't be *that* entertaining. After 4 years of membership here, I am pleased to announce that TK has finally figured out how to change her own avatar. We're fast-tracking her for mastering the rep feature sometime before 2010.
Oh, didn't I tell you about that? I was at her house the other day and I unplugged the computer and turned the plug over and plugged it back in. She is now trying to find the on/off button. It is mass confusion.

[chiefs4me]

Leave me alone. You're going to make me cry.... again.


I made you cry,,,,,how touching:rolleyes:

[Bwana]

So did we ever get any kind of a kill report?

[teedubya]

snipe hunting owns.

[PastorMikH]

So did we ever get any kind of a kill report?



Not from Iowanian, but I did kill a deer and 4 quail this week.

[Bwana]

Not from Iowanian, but I did kill a deer and 4 quail this week.

Nice! That sounds like a very decent week. :thumb:

[chiefs4me]

No update yet on the killing spree this weekend ,,,maybe we will hear from iowanian today.

[Iowanian]

I killed enough cuddly animals to make a Million PETA Nuts Barf on their Hemp-knit flytrap panties.

My favorite ones, were the ones that stepped up close..........blinked thier big brown eyes, tilted their head, munched on a berry on a twig.......looking over the shoulder for their baby, back my direction and




BLAM!!

Then........I jump on top of them, touching their eyeball with the shell casing that ended their car crushing days, fart on their head and say "who....does....NUmber 2 WORK FOR?!"

Killing was my business, and Business was good. I'm sure a pic will show up on the hunting thread later.........Yunghungwell killed a doozy.

[chiefs4me]

I killed enough cuddly animals to make a Million PETA Nuts Barf on their Hemp-knit flytrap panties.

My favorite ones, were the ones that stepped up close..........blinked thier big brown eyes, tilted their head, munched on a berry on a twig.......looking over the shoulder for their baby, back my direction and




BLAM!!

Then........I jump on top of them, touching their eyeball with the shell casing that ended their car crushing days, fart on their head and say "who....does....NUmber 2 WORK FOR?!"

Killing was my business, and Business was good. I'm sure a pic will show up on the hunting thread later.........Yunghungwell killed a doozy.



You do know that I haven't seen the bunny that lives in my backyard for days now,,,,:hmmm:
So when you sending me some deer jerky?

[Iowanian]

Right after you send me $200, cash.

[chiefs4me]

Right after you send me $200, cash.


Yea right,,,,,I am still waiting on the corn and blanket,,,,,and if you don't hurry I am gonna break down the new fence.ROFL

[Saulbadguy]

200 bucks? Thats a bit steep. Can I get a volume discount?

[JazzzLovr]

200 bucks? Thats a bit steep. Can I get a volume discount?

If by "volume discount" you mean that you don't whine nearly as loud as chiefs4me, then I'm sure Iowanian would be happy to make you a deal.

[Saulbadguy]

As long as it doesn't taste like any of the swill I get from Applebees i'll be happy.

[Bwana]

I'm just glad you didn't run into any "kitty's" out there in the woods.

[JazzzLovr]

I'm just glad you didn't run into any "kitty's" out there in the woods.

ROFL

[Iowanian]

I'm just glad you didn't run into any "kitty's" out there in the woods.


"Pull"


Blam.

[yunghungwell]

chiefs4me, no jerky for you. No way in hades that you can say all of the feces that you have said about Iowanian in the last week and expect to get something from him.

saul, perhaps you would be better off on obtaining some deer jerky if you didn't dig on rednecks and cowboys.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

So I was just wondering what Iowanian killed today,,,,,,
snipe?

[Saulbadguy]

chiefs4me, no jerky for you. No way in hades that you can say all of the feces that you have said about Iowanian in the last week and expect to get something from him.

saul, perhaps you would be better off on obtaining some deer jerky if you didn't dig on rednecks and cowboys.
rednecks don't eat deer jerky, they eat boxes of ding dongs and golden corral early bird specials.

[Iowanian]

The Yearling, bambi. Rinse Repeat.


Saul........The Jerky won't be Kosher, so I'm afraid you're fooked.

[Ultra Peanut]

Are you still picking on Chiefs4meme? Fun, ain't it?****in' A, or how we say it 'round my way, "Fo sho."

[Saulbadguy]

The Yearling, bambi. Rinse Repeat.


Saul........The Jerky won't be Kosher, so I'm afraid you're fooked.
You don't drain the blood of the deer after killing it? Well, i'm sure it won't be blessed by a Rabbi in any case. Either way I don't do the whole "Kosher" thing.

[Pants]

Is deer jerky good?

[Iowanian]

I always thought the "kosher" thing just meant that it had been dipped in Pickle Juice.(not the man-pickle for you Ballerinas)

The Blood takes care of itself when you pull out the Entrails.

[Iowanian]

If its made right its very good.

[Saulbadguy]

I always thought the "kosher" thing just meant that it had been dipped in Pickle Juice.(not the man-pickle for you Ballerinas)

The Blood takes care of itself when you pull out the Entrails.
ROFL

Not quite...

Metrolike: I've had it once. It was rather tasty.

[Chief Henry]

The Knight Muzzeloader Co held their annual
Celebrity Deer Hunt over the weekend. Former MLB baseball player Will Clark was intown for it.
SInce he used to play for the Cardinals i got a picture of him with me in my Cardinals Jacket.
He also autographed my cardinals cap too.

We had Six TV out door shows in town for this event. Several of them are still in town with the hunters. Can't wait to see the shows....

It is always a fun weekend when they host this event.

[Iowanian]

PETA is after some "kosher" slaughterhouse in Iowania.......... I really don't have much idea what that means at all.

[Saulbadguy]

PETA is after some "kosher" slaughterhouse in Iowania.......... I really don't have much idea what that means at all.
You'd appreciate the Kosher way of killing. Put the cows head through a hole in the wall, and a giant blade comes up from under it and slices the cows neck, and the hole holds the cow in place as it struggles to get out before it loses all its blood.

[Ultra Peanut]

You'd appreciate the Kosher way of killing. Put the cows head through a hole in the wall, and a giant blade comes up from under it and slices the cows neck, and the hole holds the cow in place as it struggles to get out before it loses all its blood.Wow.

That's very... arousing.

[Saulbadguy]

I must have missed it..is chiefs4me and Iowanian the latest bitter love affair gone wrong?

[yunghungwell]

rednecks don't eat deer jerky, they eat boxes of ding dongs and golden corral early bird specials.

Wake up dillweed. The nickname "redneck" comes from that fact that the type of person that you love so much has done so much labor outside that the sun has turn his/her neck red. As for eating ding-dongs, Hostess wouldn't be such big business without people who live in the city. Besides Mr. Redneck is definitely going to burn off those calories doing something like digging fencepost holes instead of turning into a huge gelatinous-ass playing x-box.

And as for the early bird special, it is over a long time before most "rednecks" get home from doing their jobs. They aren't white-shoe-wearing senior citizens.

[Ultra Peanut]

That's one pissed of "redneck."

[Saulbadguy]

Wake up dillweed. The nickname "redneck" comes from that fact that the type of person that you love so much has done so much labor outside that the sun has turn his/her neck red. As for eating ding-dongs, Hostess wouldn't be such big business without people who live in the city. Besides Mr. Redneck is definitely going to burn off those calories doing something like digging fencepost holes instead of turning into a huge gelatinous-ass playing x-box.

And as for the early bird special, it is over a long time before most "rednecks" get home from doing their jobs. They aren't white-shoe-wearing senior citizens.
Thats not what Jeff Foxworthy told me.

[chiefs4me]

"Pull"


Blam.


Well busy day of shopping here and I gotta so save some kittens,,,see you all later,,,ROFL

[chiefs4me]

I must have missed it..is chiefs4me and Iowanian the latest bitter love affair gone wrong?


he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me,,,,,ROFL

[PastorMikH]

I'm just glad you didn't run into any "kitty's" out there in the woods.



ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Rausch]

"Pull"


Blam.

It happens to everyone, now and again. Don't let it get you down... :)

[Raiderhater]

Does a bear wear a funny hat?


So, it is good then?

[Saulbadguy]

Heh. What a great thread.

[badgirl]

Heh... I've never had deer jerky. That I recall anyway.

I wonder why the hell I posted that.
who knows, maby cause you were thinking about something jerky, :hmmm:

[chiefs4me]

Hello - commatard on the loose.



Hi Hon...

[Raiderhater]

Heh... I've never had deer jerky. That I recall anyway.

I wonder why the hell I posted that.


I speculate that alchohol was involved.

[KcMizzou]

We don't see much of Iowanian on the weekends. He's usually out slaughtering cute cuddly animals. I don't know how far Dallas is. Hella long way.lol... Skip said "hella".

[Iowanian]

who knows, maby cause you were thinking about something jerky, :hmmm:

I've got a couple of pounds of Fresh Jerky, made last weekend, and its fabulous.

[Ultra Peanut]

I am so lost right now, I couldn't find my ass with a flashlight and a butter knife.

[Mr. Kotter]

I am so lost right now, I couldn't find my ass with a flashlight and a butter knife.

WTF are you doin' with a butter knife near your ass? :spock:

[FloridaChief]

WTF are you doin' with a butter knife near your ass? :spock:

Duh...to spread butter, obviously...

[Mr. Kotter]

Duh...to spread butter, obviously...

Butter---the multi-purpose spread, eh?

Never thought of it as a lubricant... :shake:

[FloridaChief]

Butter---the multi-purpose spread, eh?

Never thought of it as a lubricant... :shake:

Ask Marlon Brando...

[PastorMikH]

This thread reminds me, I haven't killed any cute little furry critters in about 2 weeks. I need to get busy and get some killing done.

[Phobia]

Butter---the multi-purpose spread, eh?

Never thought of it as a lubricant... :shake:

Maybe you haven't, but I'll bet your strap-on wearing wife has.... Margerine?

Hopefully some other sicko besides me "gets" the reference. Heh.