Legendary android Dick Clark shows chink in armor, has stroke

[Ultra Peanut]

Chink in armor? What is this, a war in Mongolia?

/racist

Oh, link (http://www.nbc10.com/news/3982129/detail.html).

[big nasty kcnut]

It's a trick so nobody will know about him being immortal and his link with satan.

[ptlyon]

It was so bad, it was good.

[Bob Dole]

Bob Dole met Dick Clark inn KC about a decade ago and the guy had about 1/2" of makeup on then and looked like hell.

[David.]

awful....ROFL

[gblowfish]

Chink in armor? What is this, a war in Mongolia?

/racist

Oh, link (http://www.nbc10.com/news/3982129/detail.html).
I rate that post a nine Dick, cause I could dance to it!!
Personally, I think DC's a vampire. Also did you know he was big into the Payola scandal back in the 1950's, and he ratted out Alan Freed to save his own ass from prosecution? He's not a good guy...

[Brando]

He is immortal. It is what happens after you live through a Syracuse winter. Yes, I am a Syrawhore and will continue to point out anyone with any ties to Syracuse.
As far as the "chink in armor" remark. ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Ultra Peanut]

It's really lacking something without Phil threatening to ban me for posting a racial slur.

[Ultra Peanut]

He is immortal. It is what happens after you live through a Syracuse winter. Yes, I am a Syrawhore and will continue to point out anyone with any ties to Syracuse.Psst. I tend to do the same with Memphis... just keep it subtle and nobody will even call you on it.

[tk13]

He is immortal. It is what happens after you live through a Syracuse winter. Yes, I am a Syrawhore and will continue to point out anyone with any ties to Syracuse.
As far as the "chink in armor" remark. ROFL ROFL ROFL
That's not true, you've yet to pimp anything about Bob Costas yet...

[el borracho]

I wonder which rolled off the assembly line first, Dick Clark or Kasey Kasem?

[Ultra Peanut]

Their mommybot produced them at the same time.

[el borracho]

Seriously, if lack of surprise could be measured on a scale of 1-10, how not surprised would you be to see one of these guys swaying drunkenly, rum in one hand, dueling pistol in the other, on a stack of powder-kegs in Disney's Pirates of the Carribean?

[Kraut]

:deevee: ..... :p

[ptlyon]

He's older than my dad for christsakes...

[Brando]

That's not true, you've yet to pimp anything about Bob Costas yet...
Oh just you wait Bob. I wouldn't be surprised if you were Costas TK. How 'bout a little help backing up the Orange?