Seriously: should I...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

...eat breakfast in the morning....or is just drinking coffee ok? I hate to eat breakfast. I love to drink coffee. I know somewhere deep down that this is wrong.

However, rather than make a decision on my own....since I am an adult after all... I want you baboons to tell me what to do. :) Then whether I do it or not, I can tell myself I was justified in my inability to make a simple choice in my own life.

This place has damaged me, made me dependant. Please don't let me down now.

:deevee:

[Ultra Peanut]

You should make a webcam where you just take requests all day. Like that chicken thing, but in real-time.

[Miles]

Just drinking coffee. Works for me.

[Eleazar]

Man I thought he was going to say he was leaving. nuthooks

[Coach]

Dunno what you want to do beer me, but I'm just sitting here, functioning with only 4 hrs of sleep.

Thank God for Dr. Pepper with a little scotch to keep me awake for a few more hours.

[Bob Dole]

If Bob Dole eats breakfast, he needs a nap by 10:00am. If Bob Dole only drinks coffee, he can hold off napping until almost 10:15am.

Go with the coffee.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Man I thought he was going to say he was leaving. nuthooks
Maybe next time...

[morphius]

I just eat a breakfast bar of some sort, takes almost no time and keeps me filled up till lunch.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I just eat a breakfast bar of some sort, takes almost no time and keeps me filled up till lunch.
:hmmm:



You might be onto something there grasshopper......

[Fairplay]

I just eat a breakfast bar of some sort, takes almost no time and keeps me filled up till lunch.




Im not sure how a breakfast bar can hold you till lunch. Good for you though.

[Iowanian]

It wouldn't hurt you to miss the meal, Roseanne.

[Skip Towne]

Go with the coffee. You look like you've already eaten enough for 2005. :p

[Eleazar]

It wouldn't hurt you to miss the meal, Roseanne.

Are you calling him Rosanne or saying she is the meal?

[Iowanian]

Barr era, not slimfast Arnold Era.

[Fairplay]

It wouldn't hurt you to miss the meal, Roseanne.





It wouldn't hurt you to miss many meals, Roseanne.

[Miles]

Barr era, not slimfast Arnold Era.

She lost weight sometime there?

[Iowanian]

Let me clarify.........Last time Beerme said he was starting a diet, because he looked like he'd eaten a Midget.



...or 3-4 of those new Hardees heart-attack-on-a-bun burgers a week.

[morphius]

Im not sure how a breakfast bar can hold you till lunch. Good for you though.
I don't know either, but a bowl of ceral and I'm starving in two hours, a nutragrain or quaker oats bar and making it till noon is no problem.

[Eleazar]

I haven't eaten breakfast in months. If I do I'm sawing a log at my desk by 9:30

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Go with the coffee. You look like you've already eaten enough for 2005. :p
Yea well, I've lost a bit of weight, I'm working on it. I don't know if eating breakfast would help with that or not.


btw...I am wearing 6 layers in my sig pic.......

:thumb:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Let me clarify.........Last time Beerme said he was starting a diet, because he looked like he'd eaten a Midget.



...or 3-4 of those new Hardees heart-attack-on-a-bun burgers a week.
Christ. With friends like you.....who needs a proctologist.......

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I don't know either, but a bowl of ceral and I'm starving in two hours, a nutragrain or quaker oats bar and making it till noon is no problem.
The larger breakfast gets your matabolism going more...burning more....needing more sooner.... I think.

[Brock]

Being fat isn't a problem as long as you're Vince Neil.

[Iowanian]

Christ. With friends like you.....who needs a proctologist.......


Think of me as a free Motivator........An inspiration for your Personal training.

No charge.

[Mr. Kotter]

Todd, you may regret this: three times % as many folks are telling you to leave as are me.... :hmmm:

[Eleazar]

The larger breakfast gets your matabolism going more...burning more....needing more sooner.... I think.

Who says bacon and eggs aren't a great weight loss tool.

[booger]

Bananna's. It's all about the potassium.

[booger]

coffee
Cigarettes
and Bananna's.

[Eleazar]

Dont forget the little chocolate donuts.

[marsaray]

Dont forget the little chocolate donuts.
Ummm... Donnuuttss.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Todd, you may regret this: three times % as many folks are telling you to leave as are me.... :hmmm:
I expected as much. When you give people the option to tell you to piss off, they'll generally take it.

It's all meant to make fun of you anyway...

:p

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Bananna's. It's all about the potassium.
I hate bananas.

[marsaray]

I hate bananas.
Your so weird man. Bananas are the most awesomest wholesome food group there is. What if you were stranded on a tropical island and there was a choice between rotten coconuts or bananas which would you chose?

[booger]

I hate bananas.
Take daily potassium pills. Gives you more energy. :thumb:

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Your so weird man. Bananas are the most awesomest wholesome food group there is. What if you were stranded on a tropical island and there was a choice between rotten coconuts or bananas which would you chose?
:hmmm:


and you call me weird.....

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Take daily potassium pills. Gives you more energy. :thumb:
Really? Cool.

[booger]

I'd check into a daily vitamin program to help out as a dietarty suppliment.

Couldn't hurt. I've done it before with good results.

[Radar Chief]

Who says bacon and eggs aren't a great weight loss tool.

And it’s Atkins friendly. :thumb:

[Rain Man]

Where is the "SDChiefsFan should leave" option?

[WilliamTheIrish]

Can this thread be deleted at the author's request to save face also?

[Rain Man]

In fact, maybe it would be best to just delete all of beer me's posts. :p

[Skip Towne]

In fact, maybe it would be best to just delete all of beer me's posts. :p
Why not just delete beerme?

[Eleazar]

Hell, I usually don't even eat that.

There have been days when the first thing I eat all day was supper when I got home from work.

That's what I usually do. No weight problems here.

[Fairplay]

What if you were stranded on a tropical island and there was a choice between rotten coconuts or bananas which would you chose?





Neither i'd choose Mary Ann.

[go bo]

Where is the "SDChiefsFan should leave" option?ROFL ROFL ROFL

[go bo]

Can this thread be deleted at the author's request to save face also?ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

In fact, maybe it would be best to just delete all of beer me's posts. :p
I'm for that.

[Rain Man]

I'm for that.

Well, we can't delete them all if you just keep making them, now can we?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Well, we can't delete them all if you just keep making them, now can we?
Consider it a challenge.


:thumb:

[go bo]

Well, we can't delete them all if you just keep making them, now can we?really...

if he would just get up and leave, like the poll suggests, that would fix it... :p :p :p

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

really...

if he would just get up and leave, like the poll suggests, that would fix it... :p :p :p
That's it. If John doesn't like me anymore I know I have no redeeming qualities. I'm outta here. Gonna go live alone on a desserted island and eat worms.

Goodbye cruel Chiefs Planet world.