If you had to change your first name to that of a U.S. President.

[Rain Man]

Which name would you choose?

Assume that you lost a bet or something.


A poll is about to be inaugurated.

[teedubya]

Millard. definately Millard. Fillmore was the man.

[Rain Man]

I could see myself as a Rutherford. It would work well with my last name.

[Skip Towne]

What? We haven't had a president named Gloster?

[Spicy McHaggis]

Ulysses

[jollymon]

Where the hell is Quincy!! :cuss:

Oh wait that is my first name ROFL

[Rain Man]

Where the hell is Quincy!! :cuss:

Oh wait that is my first name ROFL

If you want your name on this poll, you gotta show me a receipt for 270 electoral votes.

[jollymon]

Well I won with a corrupt bargain with a man named henry. And I won legitimatly damnit! A W is a W.

[HolmeZz]

Andrew.

[whoman69]

That little muppet guy did it in for all the Grovers to come. And Hustler did in Chester.

[Saulbadguy]

Woodrow.

[stevieray]

Benjamin.

[Boozer]

I could see myself as a Rutherford. It would work well with my last name.

That's almost pornish. Grow a mustache.

[|Zach|]

Zachary

[Rain Man]

That's almost pornish. Grow a mustache.


I'm almost pornish. It works.

[digi2fish]

Zachary

I knew it, I just knew it !!!!!
:banghead: ROFL

[gblowfish]

(start the drum machine...)
Who was the 27th President of the United States?
TAFT!
Who is the man with the governmental plan?
TAFT!
They say that cat Taft was a fat motherf...
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
But I'm Talkin' bout Taft!
WE CAN DIG IT!
Who's the man who won't cop out
when there's donuts all about...
TAFT!
He's a complicated man
That no one understands
except the voters...
BILL TAFT!!!

[Ultra Peanut]

ZacharyOh, beans.

[|Zach|]

Oh, beans.
Respect...

[Dave Lane]

Where is Millard?

Dave

~my personal favorite

[badgirl]

I swear this is the truth, my dads name was Franklin Delano Roosevelt, and my brothers is Franklin Delano Roosevelt Jr. but I voted Andrew cause that is my sons middle name.

[tk13]

Hmmm, my first name is already on this list. I guess I'm screwed.

[Knob]

Lincon call me Lincon :clap:

[cheeeefs]

I thought you meant their last names as fist names, which would be interesting. and the one that came to mind before I clicked the thread was Coolage. Calvin Coolage is the best presidents name we have.

[Kraut]

Calvin for me

[MichaelH]

Ulysses
I got drunk once and fell off my horse.

[Garcia Bronco]

I'm already a James

[cadmonkey]

William..........I miss that Clinton guy!!!! Plus it is my middle name.

[Radar Chief]

My first name’s already on there, but if there were one named Haywood Jablowme I’d use it.

[stumppy]

I'd have to go with Grover.
My Grandfather , being the first born in the USA of German and Irish immigrants named him after the Pres. at the time. Grover Cleveland.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm working Grover for all it's worth. Super Grover even.