Lindsay Lohan

[cheeeefs]

I have never really known who or what she is, but I was flipping through the channels and she was on some talk show singing a song, is she supposed to be a singer or did she start out as an actress or something?

My god it's awful, awful awful... I don't have any aspect of my life that exposes me to these new teen artists (kids, gf, etc.. no one I know listens to it) So this was really one of my first listens. Is it all that bad? I mean, I cringed and wished God hadn't given me ears. :Lin:

[Saulbadguy]

Pics plz.

[HC_Chief]

She's a moron with a nice rack.

[cheeeefs]

no Tivo here sir :(

[Kylo Ren]

Her singing and or acting isn't what made her famous. She turned 18 and finally the media could ask her "are they real?". That's what has made her famous. That and her layout in a men's magazine (I forget which one) soon after she turned 18.

[Amnorix]

She's just an internet babe trying to cross over to a career beyond her rack. Won't happen.

[marsaray]

She's a moron with a nice rack.
Here Here!

[Eleazar]

...her layout in a men's magazine

pix prz kthx~

[shakesthecat]

Pics plz.

I thought this was a ChiefsPlanet rule whenever you started a new thread about a hot, young, nugget.

C'mon cheefs! Get with the program!

[Kylo Ren]

I can't believe this thread has 8 posts and no pics yet. This is a first for Chiefs Planet.

[Iowanian]

She's a disney movie child actress who turned 18 with a fake rack.


She's not as hot as people go on about.

[marsaray]

I have a pic not sure how to post it though?:>

[alpha_omega]

She's not as hot as people go on about.

Even less hot than that...and she is getting way too much airtime. Hopefully her 15 mins. will be over soon.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

She was a child actor who was in a couple Disney movies and has "blossomed" into something more, certainly because of her looks and not her talent.

[Saulbadguy]

http://www.filmstew.com/Users/PhotoFinish/206/LindsayLohan.jpg

[MichaelH]

Even less hot than that...and she is getting way too much airtime. Hopefully her 15 mins. will be over soon.

And when her 15 minutes is up, she'll just have Madonna lick her tonsils on national tv. :p

[marsaray]

She was a child actor who was in a couple Disney movies and has "blossomed" into something more, certainly because of her looks and not her talent.
Sounds like hilary duff. Have you seen how much make up is on her eyes in her videos. Its a wonder she can open her eyes.

[beavis]

She's not as hot as people go on about.
I don't think so either.

But it's not like I'd kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

[Eleazar]

...

Less clothes plz~

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

She's not as hot as people go on about.
The most true statement ever made about her.

Add not as talented.

[ptlyon]

http://www.filmstew.com/Users/PhotoFinish/206/LindsayLohan.jpg

[cheeeefs]

I found this pic of her. Man, how many of you have your own wonderland?


http://www.dreamstarlets.com/features/!bios/lindsay_lohan22.jpg

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Sounds like hilary duff.
Exactly.

[marsaray]

Less clothes plz~
A perverted middle aged chat-line predator at his finest.

[Saulbadguy]

None of you guys would kick her out of bed. Hell, I bet you'd all keep her around for another couple of rounds in the morning as well.

[marsaray]

None of you guys would kick her out of bed. Hell, I bet you'd all keep her around for another couple of rounds in the morning as well.
And evenings and etc.

[Stinger]

Less clothes plz~

:spock:

There is this thing call the internet you might want to try.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

None of you guys would kick her out of bed. Hell, I bet you'd all keep her around for another couple of rounds in the morning as well.
well duh.

[marsaray]

But, than again she isnt jail bait any longer.

[Iowanian]

Jailbait...........Aren't you 15?

Pulling the pud to National Geographic in Study hall.....talking about Jailbait........hysterical.

I'm not saying the girl is ugly.........But I doubt she'd be a girl you'd notice at a busy bar, and I don't see the fuss.

[marsaray]

[QUOTE=Iowanian]Jailbait...........Aren't you 15?

Pulling the pud to National Geographic in Study hall.....talking about Jailbait........hysterical. QUOTE]
Pulling the pud thats new. I have never heard masterbation ever told like that.

[Eleazar]

:spock:

There is this thing call the internet you might want to try.

I am just joking around :spock:

Although Gunther_Fan did allude to some layout in a men's mag.

[marsaray]

Pulling the pud sounds like it is painfull. Or some redneck chore in the hills. Like churnin' the butter.

[Saulbadguy]

Pulling the pud sounds like it is painfull. Or some redneck chore in the hills. Like churnin' the butter.
Uh oh..you said "redneck". Thats like a racial slur 'round these parts. Prepare for an onslaught.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Pulling the pud sounds like it is painfull. Or some redneck chore in the hills. Like churnin' the butter.
I prefer spanking the monkey, whipping the weasel, choking the chicken...animal references are always good.

[marsaray]

I prefer spanking the monkey, whipping the weasel, choking the chicken...animal references are always good.
Shaking hands with ben franklin, meeting the president. Jerking the gerkin. Masterbating.

[Iowanian]

Flog the dolphin, polish the bishop, spank the stepchild, Pump the Python.....or beerme's favorite.....wiggle the worm

[Eleazar]

Shaking hands with ben franklin, meeting the president. Jerking the gerkin. Masterbating.

Tug of war with cyclops
Doing the secret handshake

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Tug of war with cyclops

ROFL

[Saulbadguy]

Taming the red-headed yogurt slinger.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Taming the red-headed yogurt slinger.
red headed? Ew.

[Iowanian]

Saul.........I heard you called it "Ticklin the thimble"

[marsaray]

All really great names that in the future I will use. Especially the yogurt slinger.ROFL

[Saulbadguy]

Saul.........I heard you called it "Ticklin the thimble"
And I heard you called it "tuggin the tootsie roll"

[Radar Chief]

Five knuckle shuffle.

[marsaray]

Ticklin the bean for girls.

[Saulbadguy]

Badger the Witness

[Eleazar]

All really great names that in the future I will use. Especially the yogurt slinger.ROFL

Where's your old man been at lately?

[marsaray]

I've been asking the same question. I think he has been working.

[Eleazar]

The taming of the shrew.

[Saulbadguy]

another Iowanian classic..."Shaking Hands with the Unemployed"

[marsaray]

Having a 7 some with rosy palm and her five sisters.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

skinning the snake
pounding the platypuss
shaking the salamander
jerkin the gerkin (did someone already say that?)
beatin the bony pony...

[marsaray]

skinning the snake
pounding the platypuss
shaking the salamander
jerkin the gerkin (did someone already say that?)
beatin the bony pony...
I said jerkin the gerken but thats aight.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I said jerkin the gerken but thats aight.
rep for you then young one.

[Iowanian]

And I heard you called it "tuggin the tootsie roll"

Its only brown when yo mama in town.......


Pinch your finger and thumb any tighter and you'll be splitting the Atom.

[marsaray]

Isnt it strange that this started off as lindsay lohan and ended up with masterbation humor?

[Iowanian]

another Iowanian classic..."Shaking Hands with the Unemployed"

I've met Frankie........But we didn't shake hands, and I wasn't having any dirty thoughts.

[Radar Chief]

Isnt it strange that this started off as lindsay lohan and ended up with masterbation humor?

No. :shrug:

[marsaray]

If my dad knew I was writin this stuff...

[Eleazar]

I've met Frankie........But we didn't shake hands, and I wasn't having any dirty thoughts.

:hmmm: ROFL




:shake:

[Radar Chief]

If my dad knew I was writin this stuff...

Don’t worry, Titus will archive the link for him. ;)

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

If my dad knew I was writin this stuff...
We'll make sure he knows to check all your posts.....



:)

[marsaray]

We'll make sure he knows to check all your posts.....



:)
It's good to know that I have friends I can trust.

[Amnorix]

I'm not saying the girl is ugly.........But I doubt she'd be a girl you'd notice at a busy bar, and I don't see the fuss.

Have always thought the same damn thing. I have no idea what the unbelievable fascination is. There's a thousand hotter chicks in our Girly Pic thread alone... :shrug:

[Bob Dole]

Did she ever wear this Disney outfit?

http://www.internezz.net/php/fotolog/albums/userpics/mmouse.jpg

[cheeeefs]

oh that's disturbing

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

It's good to know that I have friends I can trust.
You'll never find friends like CP friends...



:p

[Stinger]

Isnt it strange that this started off as lindsay lohan and ended up with masterbation humor?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/thread_direction.jpg

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops101/lindsay_lohan015.jpg

[Iowanian]

If my dad knew I was writin this stuff...

Don't worry.......He knows what you're really doing when you "go to your room to read"

[Radar Chief]

Did she ever wear this Disney outfit?

http://www.internezz.net/php/fotolog/albums/userpics/mmouse.jpg

Aww, Mickey and Minnie look a little long in the face on Grandma. Why so sad?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/thread_direction.jpg

http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops101/lindsay_lohan015.jpg
I actually thought about starting a separate thread for masterbation names....but then I thought eh... just do it here.

[Marty Mac Ver 2.0]

bopin the baloney

[BigRedChief]

Didn't we just have 3 or 4 Lohan threads complete with nipple slip pics. isn't the juice all squezzed out of this baby?

[Radar Chief]

Didn't we just have 3 or 4 Lohan threads complete with nipple slip pics. isn't the juice all squezzed out of this baby?

Link?

[BigRedChief]

Link?

Search is disabled so your on your own.

Was about a month ago IIRC.

[Swanman]

Here's a couple other classic:

Interrogating the suspect
Saying hello to an old friend

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Flog the log

[marsaray]

Don't worry.......He knows what you're really doing when you "go to your room to read"
Your right. He probably knows I'm pooping in my sisters pillow case.

[Valiant]

If you seen her in a bar with her clevage showing as usual and you did not notice her, your hand would be on some dudes butt...

She is average to above average looking, but those tits make her hot..

[Thig Lyfe]

Masterbating.


ROFL Good one!

[Thig Lyfe]

I mean, I cringed and wished God hadn't given me ears. :Lin:

But you were thankful for your eyes and right hand, eh? :thumb:

[Deberg_1990]

shes jiggly in all the right places. Her singing voice is pretty awful though.