Correctly guess what I got for X-Mas and you get rep.

[4th and Long]

I'm going to show you a photo I took Christmas Eve (My Christmas came early). Correctly guess what I got for Christmas and you get rep. I'll be back later today to see if anyone got it right and pass out the rep accordingly.

http://www.members.aol.com/no1kcchiefsfan/guesswhatigotforxmas.jpg

[FloridaChief]

A ceiling vent, bitch?

[Bwana]

A bed and a blow up doll?

[VonneMarie]

Blinds?

[KCFalcon59]

an entertainment center? And may I say it is sturdy looking.

[4th and Long]

A ceiling vent, bitch?
ROFL Sorry bitch! Wrong answer! ROFL

[ChiefsFire]

those sweet lookin glass vases on the shelf?

[4th and Long]

A bed and a blow up doll?
:spock:
Uh ... no ... :shake:

*hint* The answer directly relates to what you see in the picture.

[FloridaChief]

ROFL Sorry bitch! Wrong answer! ROFL

A plastic bag, you lucky son-of-a-bitch!....

[4th and Long]

Blinds?
:shake:
I can see just fine but thanks for playing.
:p

[4th and Long]

an entertainment center? And may I say it is sturdy looking.
:shake:

The empty, upsidedown cardboard box does work well for that though doesnt it?

[4th and Long]

those sweet lookin glass vases on the shelf?
:shake:

And those are candle holders, not vases.

[4th and Long]

A plastic bag, you lucky son-of-a-bitch!....
ROFL Wrong again! ROFL

[Braincase]

A visit from a fat, deaf sex-monkey?

[VonneMarie]

The camera!

[Coach]

A KC Chiefs big bottle or whatever it is, near the TV?

[Dartgod]

Looks like you just moved in. A new house/apartment?

[FloridaChief]

ROFL Wrong again! ROFL

Ok, motherf*cker: That piss stain in the carpet just to the right of that bottle with the Chiefs helmet on it? That was your X-Mass present, wasn't it?

[4th and Long]

A visit from a fat, deaf sex-monkey?
:spock:

I ....... uh ........ I ........... ummmm .......... errrrr ...

I got nothin and that's not the right answer.

[Bwana]

A signed football of some kind.
























And a blow up doll.:hmmm:

[4th and Long]

The camera!
:shake:

Naw, that camera is ancient. Takes terrible pics. I need a new one though so if you have any extra cash and want to buy me a late Christmas present ...

:D

[Cntrygal]

Looks like you just moved in. A new house/apartment?


This was my first guess..... my second was an eviction notice. :shrug:

[4th and Long]

A KC Chiefs big bottle or whatever it is, near the TV?
:shake:

That's a popcorn bottle/bank and I've had that for years. Sadly enough, after all those years, the damn thing still doesnt have much change in it. :cuss:

[4th and Long]

Looks like you just moved in. A new house/apartment?
It IS an apartment and *hint* I moved in way back in September. :hmmm:

[gblowfish]

Electricity? The local church outreach paid your electric bill???

[jspchief]

furniture/couch

Please pay rep in small, unmarked bills.

[VonneMarie]

I'll bite on the obvious... the tv!

[4th and Long]

Ok, motherf*cker: That piss stain in the carpet just to the right of that bottle with the Chiefs helmet on it? That was your X-Mass present, wasn't it?
Piss stain?

Damnit! Now I have to add that to the list of all the things that are wrong with the apartment and have them fix that too! :cuss:

[ChiefsFire]

:shake:

And those are candle holders, not vases.


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

excuse me Martha friggin Stewart

[VonneMarie]

Electricity? The local church outreach paid your electric bill???
ROFL

[4th and Long]

A signed football of some kind.
:shake:
And a blow up doll.:hmmm:
Bastard! ROFL

[4th and Long]

This was my first guess..... my second was an eviction notice. :shrug:
Eviction notice!!!? :eek:

:shake:

[ChiefsFire]

ummmmm you got herpes??

[VonneMarie]

I'll bite on the obvious... the tv!
I won!

[Cntrygal]

Eviction notice!!!? :eek:

:shake:


Well.... If I had been there since SEPTEMBER, I think I would have already mentioned the piss stain to the landlord.



:D

[4th and Long]

Electricity? The local church outreach paid your electric bill???
:shake:

But wouldnt that be nice? :D
furniture/couch

Please pay rep in small, unmarked bills.
:shake:

Do you see any furniture in that pic?
I'll bite on the obvious... the tv!
:shake:

I had to buy that myself.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

excuse me Martha friggin Stewart
:shake:

http://www.adena.com/adena/mo/chgoto.jpg

:D

[dirk digler]

A new TV or a strap on.

[4th and Long]

ummmmm you got herpes??
:eek:

:shake:

4321

And remember kids, herpes is like luggage. You get to carry it with you everywhere you go ... FOREVER!

[4th and Long]

I won!
:shake:

:D

[jspchief]

Chiefs piggy bank.

[4th and Long]

Well.... If I had been there since SEPTEMBER, I think I would have already mentioned the piss stain to the landlord.



:D
ROFL

I sure miss you on the boards KIDDO! :)

[VonneMarie]

Some boxes?

[4th and Long]

A new TV
:shake:
or a strap on.
4321

:D

[ChiefsFire]

a new carburator for ur 82 camaro??

[4th and Long]

Chiefs piggy bank.
:shake:

Already been guessed.

[dirk digler]

:shake:

4321

:D

Ok was it the Chiefs bottle?

[Bwana]

A visit from Richard Simmons interior design INC?

[ChiefsFire]

a new switchplate for your lightswitch?

[4th and Long]

Some boxes?
No but I could go for a little box right about now.

http://www.mikenorris.com/smileys/naughty.gif

:p
a new carburator for ur 82 camaro??
Sadly, I had to scrap the Camaro last year. Thank god I had my Trans Am to for a backup.

:p

[Bwana]

Hmm? Sunday ticket?

Chiefs tickets?

[VonneMarie]

BOXES?

[Cntrygal]

ROFL

I sure miss you on the boards KIDDO! :)

It's good to be back. ;)

[jspchief]

This game sucks

[ChiefsFire]

the sad part about this is ,weve kept this thread at the top of the board fer like an hour


nice bump

[VonneMarie]

Wires? Bags? Piss stain?

What else is there? :spock:

[Bwana]

A plastic sack?


A picture for your wall?

New carpet?

A hooker?

[ChiefsFire]

you went to HomeDepot,bought paint,a roller,and a brush and painted your living room

[Dartgod]

A roommate?

[dirk digler]

Is that a DVD player on top of your TV or is it DirectTV?

[4th and Long]

It's good to be back. ;)
I for one, sure missed ya! :)

Ok was it the Chiefs bottle?
No for the 3rd time!
A visit from Richard Simmons interior design INC?
No and why would I want to have my place look exactly like yours? :p
a new switchplate for your lightswitch?
No but thanks for reminding me ... I need to buy 2 new face plates for some wall outlets.
Hmm? Sunday ticket?

Chiefs tickets?
No x 2.
BOXES?
DO YOU NOT READ MY REPLIES!?
:p
This game sucks
Or perhapos your powers (or lack there of) observation suck?
Wires? Bags? Piss stain?
:shake:
What else is there? :spock:
:hmmm:

:D

I'll check back later and see if anyone is rep worthy. You're all going to feel really bad when I give the answer.

[4th and Long]

Is that a DVD player on top of your TV or is it DirectTV?
ComCast Digital Cable. 500 channels of pure crap. :cuss:

[Cntrygal]

After looking at the picture again and seeing the cardboard boxes, the green plastic tub, the white tub.... I think he got .......




whatever is in that plastic bag.

[ChiefsFire]

After looking at the picture again and seeing the cardboard boxes, the green plastic tub, the white tub.... I think he got .......




whatever is in that plastic bag.


arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

why didnt i see that??????????????????

[dirk digler]

A jacket?

[4th and Long]

After looking at the picture again and seeing the cardboard boxes, the green plastic tub, the white tub.... I think he got .......




whatever is in that plastic bag.
Newp.

The bag in question has some candles in it.

Wanna come over and take a candle lit bubble bath? ;)

:D

[FloridaChief]

Apparently, your Christmas present was to waste Chiefs fans time and this servers space. You've suceeded beyond your wildest dreams.

[Cntrygal]

Newp.

The bag in question has some candles in it.

Wanna come over and take a candle lit bubble bath? ;)

:D


Will you wash my........



back?


;)

[RedNFeisty]

A swift kick in the ass and all of your stuff taken!?!

[VonneMarie]

What the hell is that?

[4th and Long]

A jacket?
You mean my red wool and black leather jacket?

No. I got that for my birthday, but it is a nice jacket. :D

[4th and Long]

Will you wash my........



back?


;)
Sure!

Heck, I'll even wash your front.

:D

[dirk digler]

I am all out of ideas.

[4th and Long]

What the hell is that?
It's the ghost of Christmas past!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

MUUUUUUWAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!


It's a reflection goober. :p

[4th and Long]

A swift kick in the ass and all of your stuff taken!?!
Oh man Red, you're smokin hot!

Wait ... that sounded bad. Don't let Clint read that!

:p

You're so close I may have to rep you when this is done.

[Coach]

Not sure if someone said this, but a new digital camera?

[dirk digler]

You're moving.

[Bob Dole]

That new ceiling vent should do wonders for your heat distribution.

Congrats!

[VonneMarie]

This game sucks and I quit! :cuss:

[4th and Long]

Not sure if someone said this, but a new digital camera?
It's been guessed and its wrong. :p

[4th and Long]

That new ceiling vent should do wonders for your heat distribution.

Congrats!
Actually, this place leaks like a sieve. Brrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

[4th and Long]

You're moving.
Eventually. But for now ... :shake:

[4th and Long]

This game sucks and I quit! :cuss:
Winners never quit and quitters never win.

:p

[Slayer Diablo]

A DVD player?


An illegal cable hook-up?

[dirk digler]

We need a hint.

[VonneMarie]

Winners never quit and quitters never win.

:p
Oh shut up and give us a damn hint.

[4th and Long]

A DVD player?
No but you could buy me one if you're still in the Christmas mood of giving.
:D
An illegal cable hook-up?
SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! DAMNIT!!!!!!!!

:p

[Slayer Diablo]

Uh...you got a new curtain to cover up your meth lab?


Chiefs tickets?

Somehow you got access to the Chiefs lockerroom after the game and were given the game ball?

[4th and Long]

We need a hint.
Oh shut up and give us a damn hint.
The hints are already in the thread but ... since I like you guys and gals :) and I'm getting a lot of joy watching you jump through hoops for some rep :D here's your hints.

First, read this post http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2180031&postcount=68 and then read this post http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2180050&postcount=74

No more hints after this! Sorry!

[dirk digler]

You got robbed. I really hope that is not it.

[VonneMarie]

The hints are already in the thread but ... since I like you guys and gals :) and I'm getting a lot of joy watching you jump through hoops for some rep :D here's your hints.

First, read this post http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2180031&postcount=68 and then read this post http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2180050&postcount=74

No more hints after this! Sorry!
All the stuff you back from the police after you were robbed? :spock:

[4th and Long]

Uh...you got a new curtain to cover up your meth lab?
I prefer the rolling meth labs. Easier to make a quit getaway. :p
Chiefs tickets?
I FEHKIN' WISH! :drool:
Somehow you got access to the Chiefs lockerroom after the game and were given the game ball?
Let's see. Looking at a bunch of naked sweaty football players in trade for a game ball?

:hmmm:

I might ... but thats not the answer. :p

[Cntrygal]

Sure!

Heck, I'll even wsh your front.

:D


http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/images/smilies/bravo.gif

[Bwana]

You got robbed. I really hope that is not it.

By a hooker and she gave you a kick in the ass on the way out the door??

[Slayer Diablo]

The hints are already in the thread but ... since I like you guys and gals :) and I'm getting a lot of joy watching you jump through hoops for some rep :D here's your hints.

First, read this post http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2180031&postcount=68 and then read this post http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2180050&postcount=74

No more hints after this! Sorry!

Everything on the right side is what you got? Congrats!

[4th and Long]

You got robbed. I really hope that is not it.
All the stuff you back from the police after you were robbed? :spock:
In comparison to the correct answer, in my eyes anyway, I would have prefered an intruder came in and took everything I had.

[Cntrygal]

All the stuff you back from the police after you were robbed? :spock:


When was he robbed? :eek:

[VonneMarie]

In comparison to the correct answer, in my eyes anyway, I would have prefered an intruder came in and took everything I had.
Sorry to hear that but atleast you got your stuff back...

[4th and Long]

Sure!

Heck, I'll even wash your front.

:D
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/images/smilies/bravo.gif
Now you're just being a tease.








I LIKE IT!

:D

[4th and Long]

Sorry to hear that but atleast you got your stuff back...
No one broke in and took all my stuff however, the lack of furnishing is a blatent hint.

[Slayer Diablo]

Wait...you put those two dots there on the far right...that means they're not a reflection; they were put there because of a CP rule. That must mean it's a magazine or poster...which means you got p0rn for christmas!


I WIN! :p

[Slayer Diablo]

No one broke in and took all my stuff however, the lack of furnishing is a blatent hint.

You're getting new furniture?

[4th and Long]

While you ponder the answer, I'm going to take a shower then I'll be back.

I'd prefer taking a bubble bath wih CntryGal but she's just being a big ol' tease. :p

[VonneMarie]

You're getting new furniture?
That's my answer! :cuss:

[4th and Long]

Wait...you put those two dots there on the far right...that means they're not a reflection; they were put there because of a CP rule. That must mean it's a magazine or poster...which means you got p0rn for christmas!


I WIN! :p
Dude, I have the internet with a cable hookup. I can get porn 24/7 if I want to.

:p
You're getting new furniture?
Yes, I AM getting new furniture, eventually, when I can affird it that is, but GETTING new furniture is a thing in the FUTURE and NOT what I GOT for Christmas.

Keep trying.

[Dartgod]

I got it. You got a divorce and this is all you got out of the settlement?

[blsilks]

You got your stuff taken away for christmas probably because your woman left you or because the bank took your stuff.

[4th and Long]

I got it. You got a divorce and this is all you got out of the settlement?
That answer ranks side by side with Red's guess. :thumb:

BTW, I am not, and was not married at the time I got this Christmas present.

Shower time for me! Be back in a while!

[Dartgod]

That answer ranks side by side with Red's guess. :thumb:

BTW, I am not, and was not married at the time I got this Christmas present.

Shower time for me! Be back in a while!
Well then, you broke up with your girlfriend.

[Cntrygal]

While you ponder the answer, I'm going to take a shower then I'll be back.

I'd prefer taking a bubble bath wih CntryGal but she's just being a big ol' tease. :p


Well now... there's teases, and TEASES. I think you fall into the latter category. :p

I'm off to take a shower myself, so I can get down to the bar. I'm hoping that Jax and Balt manage to lose the early games (that'll move us into 3rd spot for one of the two AFC WC spots.) :D

[dirk digler]

You and your girf friend broke up and she moved out and that is all you have left.

[Bwana]

If this thread keeps going, I'm going to knock out a country western song about it.

You girlfriend left and took her stuff. :hmmm:

[Dartgod]

You and your girf friend broke up and she moved out and that is all you have left.
Damn, I wish I had thought of that. I guessed girl friend, but girf friend is obviously the right answer.

[Cntrygal]

If this thread keeps going, I'm going to knock out a country western song about it.

You girlfriend left and took her stuff. :hmmm:


Hey Bwana - I was South of Bozeman a couple weekends ago. I went to the Big Sky Ski Resort. AWESOME place! :thumb:

[dirk digler]

Damn, I wish I had thought of that. I guessed girl friend, but girf friend is obviously the right answer.


ROFL

4321

:D

[Bwana]

Hey Bwana - I was South of Bozeman a couple weekends ago. I went to the Big Sky Ski Resort. AWESOME place! :thumb:

That is a nice resort. They could REALLY use more snow though. :)

[dirk digler]

I still think he got robbed.

[RedNFeisty]

The hints are already in the thread but ... since I like you guys and gals :) and I'm getting a lot of joy watching you jump through hoops for some rep :D here's your hints.

First, read this post http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2180031&postcount=68 and then read this post http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=2180050&postcount=74

No more hints after this! Sorry!

Damn I'm good!!

[4th and Long]

Well now... there's teases, and TEASES. I think you fall into the latter category. :p
C'mere and we'll see who's teasin'. ;)

[dirk digler]

Damn I'm good!!


I bet you are...

Damn did I say that out loud?

:p

[VonneMarie]

Your girlfriend left you took all your stuff and you took/got it back!

Yes! I win, I win!

[Cntrygal]

That is a nice resort. They could REALLY use more snow though. :)


Yeah, it was GREAT! There was about 40 of us that went from the base here (15 in my group alone). We split 2 condo's (the 15 of us). 6 or 7 of us didn't know how to ski or snowboard - but a few of the guys who knew what they were doing took us over to the bunny slope and helped us out. After several hours of that, I let myself get talked into going on one of the "green circle" slopes. LITTLE DID WE KNOW, that particular GREEN CIRCLE slope had FRICKIN' BLUE SQUARE HILLS! SOB! :cuss: Us beginners didn't do so well on that, and to make a hysterical story short - we auditioned for the "agony of defeat" highlight clips.

I think my double backflip sealed me in as the winner.

[dirk digler]

Your girlfriend left you took all your stuff and you took/got it back!

Yes! I win, I win!


No its girl friend.

[Marty Mac Ver 2.0]

you got FREEDOM from the oppressive woman that suffocated your ability to perform and function like a true man of your style. You kept the things that mattered the most:

DVD player, TV, a cardboard box, some plastic bags in case you have a dog and he needs to take a #2 and you retained your Chiefs' piggy bank, aka your 401K.

[Bwana]

Yeah, it was GREAT! There was about 40 of us that went from the base here (15 in my group alone). We split 2 condo's (the 15 of us). 6 or 7 of us didn't know how to ski or snowboard - but a few of the guys who knew what they were doing took us over to the bunny slope and helped us out. After several hours of that, I let myself get talked into going on one of the "green circle" slopes. LITTLE DID WE KNOW, that particular GREEN CIRCLE slope had FRICKIN' BLUE SQUARE HILLS! SOB! :cuss: Us beginners didn't do so well on that, and to make a hysterical story short - we auditioned for the "agony of defeat" highlight clips.

I think my double backflip sealed me in as the winner.
I have had a few of those. ROFL I started to ski when I was 8 years old, so I have been at it a few years. I had my worst face plant at Red Lodge Mountain. I was busting down a black diamond slope listening to some tunes with the walkman. I caught an edge and did a face plant. It broke my Oakleys in half, crushed my walkman and I caught one of those warning poles they put up for rocks along the face. The girl I was skiing with thought I was dead. This happened right under the chair lift and all I would hear was AWWWWWWWWW! EWWWWWWWWW! from the people on the chairs. I was bleeding like a stuck hog and it hurt like hell, but I jumped up took a bow, ran down my skis and hit the bar. It was near the end of the day anyway. :)

[Cntrygal]

I have had a few of those. ROFL I started to ski when I was 8 years old, so I have been at it a few years. I had my worst face plant at Red Lodge Mountain. I was busting down a black diamond slope listening to some tunes with the walkman. I caught an edge and did a face plant. It broke my Oakleys in half, crushed my walkman and I caught one of those warning poles they put up for rocks along the face. The girl I was skiing with thought I was dead. This happened right under the chair lift and all I would hear was AWWWWWWWWW! EWWWWWWWWW! from the people on the chairs. I was bleeding like a stuck hog and it hurt like hell, but I jumped up took a bow, ran down my skis and hit the bar. It was near the end of the day anyway. :)


Yeah, the first time I ever skied (14 years ago), I hit a log snow fence and cracked a hip. :eek: Despite my crashes this time, I did much better. :D After I got off the slope from hell though, I stayed between the bunny slope and a strictly GREEN CIRCLE slope. I was much more careful about just getting onto a lift after the BLUE SQUARE fiasco. :D

There's a bunch of us talking about going to Red Lodge at the end of Feb.

[Dave Lane]

The wide screen TV

Dave

Omly looking at page 1

[Bwana]

Yeah, the first time I ever skied (14 years ago), I hit a log snow fence and cracked a hip. :eek: Despite my crashes this time, I did much better. :D After I got off the slope from hell though, I stayed between the bunny slope and a strictly GREEN CIRCLE slope. I was much more careful about just getting onto a lift after the BLUE SQUARE fiasco. :D

There's a bunch of us talking about going to Red Lodge at the end of Feb.

Red Lodge has some nastier hills, but has a lot of green hills as well. :) Bridger Bowl is a nice place if you ever want to try that and only 15 miles out of Bozeman.

[Cntrygal]

Red Lodge has some nastier hills, but has a lot of green hills as well. :) Bridger Bowl is a nice place if you ever want to try that and only 15 miles out of Bozeman.


Nastier? :(

Good God, Some of the ones I seen at Big Sky were bad enough. :deevee:

[Cntrygal]

The wide screen TV

Dave

Omly looking at page 1


You're gonna get yelled at. :shake: It's also NOT the cardboard boxes, the plastic bag, the 401K savings plan, or the camera that took the pic.....

[4th and Long]

Well ... I see SOMEONE decided to HIJACK my thread. Not namin' any names here ... CntryGal. No bubble bath for you sweety. :p



If I wanted to be technical about it, NO ONE has guessed the answer properly. I've seen "girlfriend/girl friend left you" and "your woman left you." Technically, after a 6 year long distance relationship, and a whopping 3 months of living together here in Missouri, my fiancé ... excuse me... EX-fiancé ... decided she couldn't live that far away from mommy and daddy and her friends, that is was too cold here, and everyone in Missouri was rude, gave me back the engagement ring because there was no way in hell she could ever live here and she packed up almost EVERYTHING in the apartment and left for Texas on Monday.

http://www.members.aol.com/no1kcchiefsfan/guesswhatigotforxmas2.jpg

MERRY FUGGIN CHRISTMAS TO ME! :cuss:

6 years of my life, down the toilet, not to mention I have no damn furniture! :cuss:

I could go on and on about this but that's not the purpose of this thread. It's all about rep, baby! :D

I'll be passing out the rep shortly. :thumb:

PS - If anyone knows where to get some decent furniture at a reasonable price in the Indep/Blue Springs/K.C. area, post it here please. I'm about broke and I need to find a good deal on some furniture. Sitting on the floor sucks and my cardboard entertainment center, albeit functional, is pretty ugly. :(

- 4th

[Bwana]

Nastier? :(

Good God, Some of the ones I seen at Big Sky were bad enough. :deevee:
Red Lodge has harder hills than anything Big Sky has if you're looking for a thrill. Like I said though, there are also some very easy ones, along with some blue dot hills up there. :) Stay away from the black diamond runs, they eat sun glasses and kick your azz. ROFL

[RedNFeisty]

Sorry to hear it. Get up, shake it off and go on.

[VonneMarie]

Atleast I got some right...



Can I just say what a retarded bitch she is that she used that lame ass excuse for not wanting to merry you. :shake:

jk ROFL

[el borracho]

You got an insurance settlement to replace all the stuff you lost in the fire.

[4th and Long]

Sorry to hear it. Get up, shake it off and go on.
Easier said than done. :(

[el borracho]

Oh, damn. I like my answer better.

Sorry to hear that, 4th.

[Cntrygal]

Well ... I see SOMEONE decided to HIJACK my thread. Not namin' any names here ... CntryGal. No bubble bath for you sweety. :p



If I wanted to be technical about it, NO ONE has guessed the answer properly. I've seen "girlfriend/girl friend left you" and "your woman left you." Technically, after a 6 year long distance relationship, and a whopping 3 months of living together here in Missouri, my fiancé ... excuse me... EX-fiancé ... decided she couldn't live that far away from mommy and daddy and her friends, that is was too cold here, and everyone in Missouri was rude, gave me back the engagement ring because there was no way in hell she could ever live here and she packed up almost EVERYTHING in the apartment and left for Texas on Monday.

http://www.members.aol.com/no1kcchiefsfan/guesswhatigotforxmas2.jpg

MERRY FUGGIN CHRISTMAS TO ME! :cuss:

6 years of my life, down the toilet, not to mention I have no damn furniture! :cuss:

I could go on and on about this but that's not the purpose of this thread. It's all about rep, baby! :D

I'll be passing out the rep shortly. :thumb:

PS - If anyone knows where to get some decent furniture at a reasonable price in the Indep/Blue Springs/K.C. area, post it here please. I'm about broke and I need to find a good deal on some furniture. Sitting on the floor sucks and my cardboard entertainment center, albeit functional, is pretty ugly. :(

- 4th

I told you that you are a TEASE! :p

AT LEAST the wench left before the wedding. You can count yourself lucky in that aspect and chalk it up to a learning experiance (sp?). I'll be passing thru in a couple weeks, do you need any dishes? I might have some extra's that didn't already get donated.

[Cntrygal]

Red Lodge has harder hills than anything Big Sky has if you're looking for a thrill. Like I said though, there are also some very easy ones, along with some blue dot hills up there. :) Stay away from the black diamond runs, they eat sun glasses and kick your azz. ROFL


I'm all about SUB NOVICE hills. :thumb: I knew about the black diamonds... but I didn't even know that were were blue squares. ****ers. Maybe I should skip Red Lodge this year and go up to Deer Mountain or Terry Peak. :hmmm:

[4th and Long]

Oh, damn. I like my answer better.

Sorry to hear that, 4th.
I liked your answer better too! It beats the reality of it all!

[Bwana]

Well that blows. I was right about being able to knock aut a country western song about this as well. :shake:

Been there, done that and everything happens for a reason. Seriously, if she is going to pull that bullshit, it's better she does it now rather than wait until after you tie the knot.

Go find yourself an upgrade in the girl friend department, score some furniture out of the local paper at a reasonable price and move on. :thumb:

[4th and Long]

I told you that you are a TEASE! :p
TAKE'S ONE TO KNOW ONE! :p
AT LEAST the wench left before the wedding.
Mom? Is that you? Sure sounds like you! :p
You can count yourself lucky in that aspect and chalk it up to a learning experiance (sp?).
Well that ... or stupidity! :banghead:
I'll be passing thru in a couple weeks, do you need any dishes? I might have some extra's that didn't already get donated.
Dishes? Yes in fact, I do need some dishes.

I also need a bubble bath partner. ;)

:D

[dirk digler]

I am sorry to hear about that 4th and Long. Stay strong and keep your head up she may have done you a favor.

[4th and Long]

Well that blows. I was right about being able to knock aut a country western song about this as well. :shake:

Been there, done that and everything happens for a reason. Seriously, if she is going to pull that bullshit, it's better she does it now rather than wait until after you tie the knot.

Go find yourself an upgrade in the girl friend department, score some furniture out of the local paper at a reasonable price and move on. :thumb:
Thanks bro.

I'm rather picky about my furniture (color/style etc) so the paper thing will probably be a last option.

As far as the "upgrade" goes, CntryGal said she was coming through this way sometime soon. :D

Oh wait, I forgot, she's military and could probably whip my old sorry ass. How embarrassing would THAT be?

:p

[Skip Towne]

TAKE'S ONE TO KNOW ONE! :p

Mom? Is that you? Sure sounds like you! :p

Well that ... or stupidity! :banghead:

Dishes? Yes in fact, I do need some dishes.

I also need a bubble bath partner. ;)

:D
I'd go look up JennyGump if I were you.

[4th and Long]

I am sorry to hear about that 4th and Long. Stay strong and keep your head up she may have done you a favor.
Thanks bro. :)

I'm not sure how going without sex is doing me a favor.

Care to explain that one? :spock:

:p

[4th and Long]

I'd go look up JennyGump if I were you.
ROFL

You're trying to get me killed ... aren't you?

:p

[chiefs4me]

I'm going to show you a photo I took Christmas Eve (My Christmas came early). Correctly guess what I got for Christmas and you get rep. I'll be back later today to see if anyone got it right and pass out the rep accordingly.

http://www.members.aol.com/no1kcchiefsfan/guesswhatigotforxmas.jpg



the tv,,

[Cntrygal]

TAKE'S ONE TO KNOW ONE! :p

STFU

Mom? Is that you? Sure sounds like you! :p

I hope you don't tease your mom like this. :shake:

Well that ... or stupidity! :banghead:

Naw, you're in the great position of being able to call HER stupid. :D

Dishes? Yes in fact, I do need some dishes.

I'll see what I have, it might not be much though.

I also need a bubble bath partner. ;)

Should I bring an air mattress to sleep on? :D

[Cntrygal]

Thanks bro.

I'm rather picky about my furniture (color/style etc) so the paper thing will probably be a last option.

Furniture stores will be doing their clearance sales very soon. You should be able to get a few things pretty cheap.

As far as the "upgrade" goes, CntryGal said she was coming through this way sometime soon. :D

Oh wait, I forgot, she's military and could probably whip my old sorry ass. How embarrassing would THAT be?

:p


You'd love it. :D

[Phobia]

Not to worry, dude. She'll be back on Feb 15th. She's broke, too. She couldn't afford elaborate gifts for Christmas and Valentines day. I used to break it off with my girlfriends for roughly 50 days back in the day, too. It helped me build this massive nestegg I'm sitting on at this very moment....

[Cntrygal]

Okay... I'm outa here for real - I gotta get into town to the bar to watch the games. I REALLY hope Jax and Balt both lose!!!!!!

[4th and Long]

STFU
Truth hurts, don't it?

:p
I hope you don't tease your mom like this. :shake:
Don't you be talkin' bout my momma! ROFL
Naw, you're in the great position of being able to call HER stupid. :D
:hmmm:

Nah, I donlt play like that. I was raised better.
I'll see what I have, it might not be much though.
Seriously?
Should I bring an air mattress to sleep on? :D
Not needed. I did manage to buy a brand new, very comfy, very thick queen size bed. It still needs "broken in." :D

I know ... I know ... I get to sleep on the floor. :banghead:

[PastorMikH]

Sorry 4th. I was in a bit of a hurry and didn't read the thread. Had I read it, I wouldn't have posted like this. Seriously though, if she is going to pull something like this, your better off without her.

[stumppy]

Two white shirts and a piece of ass?


All three being two sizes too big.

[chiefs4me]

That really sucks 4th,,,but if she just can't grow up and live without her momma, then she did you a favor. I wish you were closer, I have a garage full of stuff,,I get yelled at all the time about having a sale or giving it away,,so you pay shipping or come get it and it's yours.

[ChiefsFire]

i gots a couch you can have if you get the stains out of it

[LiL stumppy]

TiVo or the DVD player above your TV.Which ever one it is.

[Slayer Diablo]

4th, it is now your obligation to go down to Texas and "see" her better-looking sister/cousin....


















Why are you still here reading this? Didn't you hear me? Go to Texas now! :p

[Herzig]

A Chiefs Poporn bottle?

[Herzig]

An entertainment center? :hmmm:

[4th and Long]

That really sucks 4th,,,but if she just can't grow up and live without her momma, then she did you a favor. I wish you were closer, I have a garage full of stuff,,I get yelled at all the time about having a sale or giving it away,,so you pay shipping or come get it and it's yours.
If memory serves, you too are in Texas, correct?

[4th and Long]

Kicked out of the house, apparently. I hope you find your new one bedroom apartment cozy. Maybe you can find some good post-Christmas deals on some furniture.
I was already in this apartment before she left. This is where we were living until she got a job, saved some cash and bought a house.

[4th and Long]

Hey, she gave ya the ring back. Sell it, and you've solved your furniture problem.
I had no use for it as it only served to remind me of her so ... I put the damn thing in her luggage when she wasnt looking. She wont find it for ages knowing her.

[4th and Long]

4th, it is now your obligation to go down to Texas and "see" her better-looking sister/cousin....

Why are you still here reading this? Didn't you hear me? Go to Texas now! :p
For starters she's adopted and an only child. Secondly, it will be a cold day in hell before I ever visit Texas again!

[chiefs4me]

If memory serves, you too are in Texas, correct?


YES,,:banghead:

[Rausch]

I was going to be a smarazz but I had this really creepy feeling I better read through the thread first. Good thing I did...

[PastorMikH]

I was going to be a smarazz but I had this really creepy feeling I better read through the thread first. Good thing I did...



:banghead: :banghead:


I sure wished I had! I feel like a heel.

[4th and Long]

:banghead: :banghead:


I sure wished I had! I feel like a heel.
Now how on God's green earth would I be judged if I got mad at a preacher man? I got your rep sir and all is well between us. :)

[badgirl]

a recliner? :hmmm:

[PastorMikH]

Now how on God's green earth would I be judged if I got mad at a preacher man? I got your rep sir and all is well between us. :)


Thanks. I still feel like a heel though.

When I saw the pic this morning at the office, I had first thought that it looked like some female had cleaned her stuff out. Read through the entire thread but got interupted before I could post. Got home after lunch and posted without reading the updates. I hope your checking account doesn't look like your apartment.

[4th and Long]

Thanks. I still feel like a heel though.

When I saw the pic this morning at the office, I had first thought that it looked like some female had cleaned her stuff out. Read through the entire thread but got interupted before I could post. Got home after lunch and posted without reading the updates. I hope your checking account doesn't look like your apartment.
Actually my checking account is damn close to what my apartment looks like at the moment. :(

And stop feeling like a heel or I'll have the Mods change your avatar to a piece of bread heel. :p

[Skip Towne]

Now how on God's green earth would I be judged if I got mad at a preacher man? I got your rep sir and all is well between us. :)
You let him off waaay too easy. I'd have laid a dandy guilt trip on him.

[David.]

SHE TOOK YOUR TABKE?! not the tabke, that's harsh.

[KC Dan]

Did she take the ice cube trays out of the refrigerator? What kind of sick B*tch takes the ice cube trays out of the refrigerator?

[4th and Long]

You let him off waaay too easy. I'd have laid a dandy guilt trip on him.
I have enough anger over this mess to last a life time. No need to take it out on the pastor. :shake:

[4th and Long]

SHE TOOK YOUR TABKE?! not the tabke, that's harsh.
I have my computer desk and some TV trays so it's cool ... for now.

[4th and Long]

Did she take the ice cube trays out of the refrigerator? What kind of sick B*tch takes the ice cube trays out of the refrigerator?
What movie is that from?

BTW, I got to keep the ice cube trays. :)

[Sideburn]

What movie is that from?

BTW, I got to keep the ice cube trays. :)
True Lies

[Iowanian]

Is this a good place to Mention that RoyIII has 5 chics on the line he doesn't know what to do with?

Most of us have "been there".......and believe it or not........It turns out to be a GOOD thing in the long run.

You'll get a hotter chic, who makes more money, doesn't laugh like Fran Dreshah, and will let you do "the thing" this one wouldn't.

At least she didn't let you pay for a wedding, honeymoon and divorce. This hooker just saved you $15K. Send her a thank you note.

It could be worse.......you could have been sunning on Phuket beach Thailand on that trip she was naggin you about.

[4th and Long]

You'll get a hotter chic (who) will let you do "the thing" this one wouldn't.
ROFL Get outta my head, you bastard! ROFL

[Over-Head]

....."guess what I got for Christmas and you get rep"

I dunno, carpet burns on your knees from the lack of a matress?

[Iowanian]

One other thing...............after you've been in a relationship that long, it'll be a little awkward getting back into the game.

to make the stars line back up properly..........Its important that the first girl you bang either be one of her friends, or a Friend of yours, that she was always jealous of, and thought wanted you...........and you know there is one.

bang THAT chic and make sure she finds out, somehow.

[Over-Head]

One other thing...............after you've been in a relationship that long, it'll be a little awkward getting back into the game.

to make the stars line back up properly..........Its important that the first girl you bang either be one of her friends, or a Friend of yours, that she was always jealous of, and thought wanted you...........and you know there is one.

bang THAT chic and make sure she finds out, somehow.

Thats just mean, nasty, and Evil! PERFECT! :thumb:

[4th and Long]

You guys are just FULL of good ideas. ROFL

[Iowanian]

I'm just getting started..........You just Ask Iowanian, and he'll hook you up with lots of spiteful, vengeful ideas.

Order of Importance of Chics to bang
1. her sister
2. her friend(best is preferable)
3. Girls she doesn't like
4. Girls prettier than her
5. Girls in her league, but with less Hangups on the stuff you wnat to try
6. Pretty much all of them that will let you, who aren't Jose Lima Groupies.

If there was somewhere she always wanted to go/something to do.....let it slip via the grapevine that you're taking this new Stripper girlfriend you've got there in a couple of weeks(even if you're not).

Send her the Texas Pic I'm going to attach here when I get home. Texas sucks.

Also.........There are bound to be some "odds and ends" she forgot..........Scrounge up some Skimpy Panties, a little smaller and sexier than hers, and make sure they end up in the box you ship down to her......maybe accidently with a "note" in woman's handwriting(you know a chic that will do it) thanking your for the special time together Christmas day, and that she's looking forward to New Years.

[4th and Long]

That sort of attitude displays why you're single and have to bang fat chicks. :p

[Cntrygal]

Dumbass.


I concur. He should have gotten cash for the ring.

[Cntrygal]

Because I refuse to make a bad situation worse by throwing away a few grand on top of it?

Uh, okay.



Just think of all of the whiskey that would have bought.... or in his case new dishes. :D

[Iowanian]

Now he's beating himself with something heavy for not getting that CZ from the Home Shopping Network.

[4th and Long]

The ring didnt cost that much. Sheeeesh.

[Iowanian]

I'm guessing its the Shocker, he snuck into her stocking on Christmas eve.

[4th and Long]

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

[Cntrygal]

The ring didnt cost that much. Sheeeesh.


Well, Damn.... if you couldn't get a night at the bar out of it.... could you have at least gotten a bottle of whiskey?

[Cntrygal]

SPEAKING of the BAR..... Tonight I'm going down to the VFW. They're having Chicken Fried Steak for dinner and the last time I was down there for dinner, the bartender and waitress wouldn't let me pay for ANY of the drinks I was buying (even rounds). Anyone want to tag along tonight? :D

[4th and Long]

Well, Damn.... if you couldn't get a night at the bar out of it.... could you have at least gotten a bottle of whiskey?
Or ... I could have given it to you, and you could wear it as a nipple piercing.

:D




:p

[Cntrygal]

Do you have to be a veteran?

I was a Boy Scout...


Nope, our post is open to the public. :thumb:

[Cntrygal]

Or ... I could have given it to you, and you could wear it as a nipple piercing.

:D




:p


Thanks honey, but due to safety restrictions at work, I'd have to wait until my enlistment was up. ;)

[4th and Long]

Thanks honey, but due to safety restrictions at work, I'd have to wait until my enlistment was up. ;)
The U.S. Armed Forces. Defenders of freedom ... and Cntrygal's nipples.

:p

[Cntrygal]

The U.S. Armed Forces. Defenders of freedom ... and Cntrygal's nipples.

:p


So even though this thread started out kinda "blah", it ended with talk of booze and nipples. Much better, eh? :D

[Cntrygal]

This VFW talk reminds me... my new Tucson pad is next door to something called the Arizona Polish Club. I'm not sure if there's booze there... but, I'm tempted to go claim to be a Kowalski to find out.


I would. Alot of those types of clubs don't advertise that they are open to the public. But that's where alot of the money come from. NON Vet's are actually some of our biggest spenders in the VFW. In fact, they have happy hour prices for MNF. So if you drink tap beer... that's $1. If you drink the pounders.... $1.25. 7&7's are either 1.25 or 1.50... I'm not sure which. The most expensive drink I think is $3. And that's "VERY TOP SHELF".

[4th and Long]

So even though this thread started out kinda "blah", it ended with talk of booze and nipples. Much better, eh? :D
If you're trying to get me to admit that discussing your nipples has me sporting wood on an open thread ... it aint happenin sister.

:p

[Cntrygal]

If you're trying to get me to admit that discussing your nipples has me sporting wood on an open thread ... it aint happenin sister.

:p


Better than admitting that you gave the ring back to the wench that cleaned you out. :shake:

[Bwana]

Better than admitting that you gave the ring back to the wench that cleaned you out. :shake:

Ouch! ROFL

[Cntrygal]

btw.....

Is there something you're trying to tell the board? Earlier in this thread you were talking about teasing your mother and now you're calling me sister. :spock:

[4th and Long]

btw.....

Is there something you're trying to tell the board? Earlier in this thread you were talking about teasing your mother and now you're calling me sister. :spock:
Well ... you did sound like my mother. :p but unless your ass is a mile wide, you prolly don't look like either of my sisters. I'd be a monkeys uncle for trying to tell the board we were related. Now if you'll excuse me, I just cooked some pancakes I need to eat. Where the hell did I put that Aunt Jamima syrup anyway?

[Iowanian]

The Broad took it.


Probably pouring it in the chest hair of her new Poolboy right now.

The wench.

[Cntrygal]

Well ... you did sound like my mother. :p but unless your ass is a mile wide, you prolly don't look like either of my sisters. I'd be a monkeys uncle for trying to tell the board we were related. Now if you'll excuse me, I just cooked some pancakes I need to eat. Where the hell did I put that Aunt Jamima syrup anyway?

LOL

The syrup is probably in the box with all the dishes. :D

[4th and Long]

The Broad took it.


Probably pouring it in the chest hair of her new Poolboy right now.

The wench.
I can tell you from personal experience that mixing sticky liquids with chest hair is not a fun thing. :shake:

[4th and Long]

LOL

The syrup is probably in the box with all the dishes. :D
Guess I better check that out huh? :D

[Cntrygal]

Guess I better check that out huh? :D


You're still talking to the wench? :shake:

[MotherErythe]

::looking around trying to figure out what to do, trying not to look stupid while she's figuring it out:: well I love ya babes. I say we hire a quaggle of demonic turtles to avenge your honor. They will slowly creep south towards the offender - the one who slowly ate up 6 years of your life. You know . . . during that time you could have been with approximately 24 women. That's 4 women a year. One for each season. Anyway... back to the demonic turtles. They'll get there eventually and wreak ABSOLUTE HAVOC in her life. Since it would take them so long to get there, I am quite sure there would be no possible way the demonic turtles could be traced back to you. Hope this helps sweet. I have set the chair relief fund in motion and we are dragging them out of the barn this weekend. heheheheh. ::paints another ninja sign on a turtle and sets it on the ground::

[4th and Long]

::looking around trying to figure out what to do, trying not to look stupid while she's figuring it out:: well I love ya babes. I say we hire a quaggle of demonic turtles to avenge your honor. They will slowly creep south towards the offender - the one who slowly ate up 6 years of your life. You know . . . during that time you could have been with approximately 24 women. That's 4 women a year. One for each season. Anyway... back to the demonic turtles. They'll get there eventually and wreak ABSOLUTE HAVOC in her life. Since it would take them so long to get there, I am quite sure there would be no possible way the demonic turtles could be traced back to you. Hope this helps sweet. I have set the chair relief fund in motion and we are dragging them out of the barn this weekend. heheheheh. :: paints another ninja sign on a turtle and sets it on the ground::
ROFL
I show you where this web site is and what's the first thing you do?

You immediately break out the demonic ninja turtles on my ex! ROFL

You nut. :D

[ndbbm]

Is that a chinese take out bag on the right there? One of those one's that says "Thank you"? I always wanted one of those too...nice.

[Rain Man]

Without reading through the whole thread, am I too late to guess? Because that ceiling vent looks nice and shiny.

[Bob Dole]

Without reading through the whole thread, am I too late to guess? Because that ceiling vent looks nice and shiny.


Bob Dole is scared.

[Lightning Rod]

Looks like you got a big box!!