Post count poker

[Skip Towne]

Does anybody's post count make a good poker hand? I have 4 deuces, soon to be 5.

[Thig Lyfe]

Haven't we played this before?

And then the thread died.

[Cntrygal]

Does anybody's post count make a good poker hand? I have 4 deuces, soon to be 5.


no. :(

[Skip Towne]

Haven't we played this before?
I only want to play when I'm winning.

[Thig Lyfe]

I only want to play when I'm winning.

You're down to a three of a kind.

[Pants]

Ones are Aces, right?

[Skip Towne]

You're down to a three of a kind.
Only temporarily.

[chiefs4me]

i don't even have a full hand :(

[cmh6476]

i have to see what i got!

[cmh6476]

not much!@ :(

[Predarat]

pair of 8's. Im in the money now!

[4th and Long]

I'm currently sporting a straight.
Let the penis jokes begin

[Herzig]

Blow me.

[teedubya]

and ...

[KcMizzou]

I've got a...

[KcMizzou]

full house

[4th and Long]

I've got a...
Lovely bunch of coconuts?
full house
Oh. Well damnit, you bastard! :cuss:

:p

[Skip Towne]

Annnd Brandon takes the lead with a full house.

[Thig Lyfe]

i fold.

[Skip Towne]

We have a new leader....Skip Towne has four deuces.

[Skip Towne]

YESSS!!!!!!! A new all time leader. Skip Towne now has FIVE, count 'em, FIVE deuces. That record should stand for awhile sports fans!!!!!!!!!!

[morphius]

YESSS!!!!!!! A new all time leader. Skip Towne now has FIVE, count 'em, FIVE deuces. That record should stand for awhile sports fans!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, obviously someone is cheating. Get a rope.

[4th and Long]

http://www.richard.clark32.btinternet.co.uk/noose.jpg

:D

[chiefs4me]

YESSS!!!!!!! A new all time leader. Skip Towne now has FIVE, count 'em, FIVE deuces. That record should stand for awhile sports fans!!!!!!!!!!



I only see 4 ROFL

[Skip Towne]

I only see 4 ROFL
If you had looked at the right time you would have seen 22,222 which would be 5. Now if you want to count the COMMA, that would be 6.

[Bowser]

If you had looked at the right time you would have seen 22,222 which would be 5. Now if you want to count the COMMA, that would be 6.

Let's see here....

[Bowser]

Let's see here....

I call 4's, 3's, 8's, and 6's as wild.

Four aces! Pay up, bitches!

[chiefs4me]

pretty soon I am gonna have 3 nine's

[Braincase]

I fold.

[Skip Towne]

pretty soon I am gonna have 3 nine's
That should get you the lead. I'm down to 3 deuces

[Hammock Parties]

I fold too.

[David.]

I have....

[David.]

I have....

3 5's.....and a 4.

[David.]

ooh I'll have 4 5's soon

[David.]

any

[David.]

time

[David.]

now

[David.]

I need a mod to get rid of the 15 second time limit for me :gasface:

[David.]

3 fives, ace high. I quit this damn game

[Skip Towne]

3 fives, ace high. I quit this damn game
You can't quit while you are winning. I'll have 4 deuces again soon.

[Over-Head]

I got 2 Ace's,,,,FOLD :shake:

[chiefs4me]

let's see if i can take the lead

[chiefs4me]

nope not yet

[chiefs4me]

try again,ha ha

[chiefs4me]

just trying to keep your thread going for you skip

[chiefs4me]

I HAVE 3 NINE'S,,who is gonna beat me?

[cadmonkey]

The best I can do is a pair of 6's with a 9 kicker

[Skip Towne]

My 4 deuces catapult me back into the lead.

[Rain Man]

I got nothing.

[Skip Towne]

I got nothing.
When you reach 26,435 you will have a nice straight.

[David.]

4 5's. I win this game. WIN IT.

[chiefs4me]

well now I have 2 pairs PBJ

[Skip Towne]

well now I have 2 pairs PBJ
I'm closing in on a full house.

[2bikemike]

I don't know what I have. Lets see.

[2bikemike]

Nope I got nothin!

[JimNasium]

WTF is going on here?

[JimNasium]

You've got a pair of fours.
Yeah, but where's my fifth card? Dammit Carl! :cuss:

[2bikemike]

What the hell is a 0 counted as.

[ExtremeChief]

I'm out

[Skip Towne]

What the hell is a 0 counted as.
I'm not sure. What do they count as in liar's poker?

[chiefs4me]

I WIN I WIN

[2bikemike]

I'm not sure. What do they count as in liar's poker?

I don't know I have never played that I know of.

[greg63]

I got two pair; again. :D

[Pants]

Who brought the gimp out?

[chiefqueen]

i don't even have a full hand :(

Threads like this encourage big time trolling to get post counts over 5 figures.

[Ultra Peanut]

I'm currently sporting a straight.
Let the penis jokes begin!

[greg63]

I'm all in! :D

Four of a kind!

Nite Planet.

[RealSNR]

Let's see

[RealSNR]

Nope

[Dave Lane]

Hmmm...

[Skip Towne]

Anybody want to play? I'm just about ready.

[Thig Lyfe]

sixes and nines.


heh heh.

[Over-Head]

I'm thinking :hmmm:

[Simplex3]

I need to see mine...

[Skip Towne]

I'm thinking :hmmm:
That's a new experience for you.

[Simplex3]

Eh, mine is s**t.

[2112]

I'm out

[Simplex3]

I'm out
Hell bill, you only have 4 cards. You hidding one in your sleeve for later? HUH? ARE YOU!?!?!?

[2112]

Hell bill, you only have 4 cards. You hidding one in your sleeve for later? HUH? ARE YOU!?!?!?
Yep..I am going to sign back in as my alias..with my August 2000 join date and 5 card hand..why young fella??whats it to ya??

[Simplex3]

Yep..I am going to sign back in as my alias..with my August 2000 join date and 5 card hand..why young fella??whats it to ya??
Nuttin', so long as you wink when you're about to unload that card.

[Extra Point]

Deuces and boathooks wild!!!!

[burt]

Someone deal me another card.....

[burt]

Someone deal me another card.....

nevermind...I gots nuthin...

[big nasty kcnut]

i got a pair

[PastorMikH]

I find it rather peculiar that if I had posted one post sooner, I'd have put up 3 of a kind - in sixes.


16,637

[Bowser]

ALL IN!

[PastorMikH]

I find it rather peculiar that if I had posted one post sooner, I'd have put up 3 of a kind - in sixes.


16,637



Say, I'm just...

[PastorMikH]

...a few posts away...

[PastorMikH]

...from a better hand!

[PastorMikH]

Two pairs. Aces over sixes.


16,641





Now, don't make me go for a full house!

[Skip Towne]

Anybody want to play? I'm almost ready.

[Ultra Peanut]

THAT IS UNPOSSIBLE MISTER

[Halfcan]

I don't want to play.

[PastorMikH]

Anybody want to play? I'm almost ready.


I'll wait 'till you get to 44,445 then I will push for 16,666.

[Gonzo]

I'll play in ten more posts.

[TinyEvel]

We have one of those 25-cent turn the crank candy machines at work, filled with peanut M&M's. We play M&M poker.
You usually get 8 per quarter.

so, the colors go, (from lowest to highest) yellow, orange, brown, blue, red, green.

The rare eight-of-a-kind has never been attained. Though I once got six of a kind (orange) with a pair of green.

[Halfcan]

I still don't want to play.

[Pants]

What do I have?

[Skip Towne]

44,444 Yeah, I win

[Kraut]

I think I fold....

[Gonzo]

Four Aces.....I'm in!

[Bill Lundberg]

I'll call your four aces

[Skip Towne]

I'm almost ready to play again. Any takers?

[Skip Towne]

Alright!! 45,678. An 8 high straight. I win!!

[StcChief]

Alright!! 45,678. An 8 high straight. I win!!
not a straight flush. ?

[crazycoffey]

another sports thread, by MR. hypocryte


STFU

[2112]

almost there

[2112]

2

[2112]

3

[2112]

4

[2112]

5

[2112]

4 6's

[morphius]

4 6's
Isn't that breaking the rules?

[luv]

4 6's
Damn, does that beat my full house?

[007]

Damn, does that beat my full house?
yep

[CupidStunt]

Awful hand. RAISE ME.