Do you know anyone in prison?

[Skip Towne]

For me it's just Hack and my buddy I used to work with. He got 5 years for selling meth. He says he will do 1 1/2 years of it.

[bricks]

Nope. chose to stay away from bad people.

[morphius]

My brother-in-law got out last year, but that is the only person I have known. Vehicular Manslaughter or something like that for driving drunk.

[bricks]

For me it's just Hack and my buddy I used to work with. He got 5 years for selling meth. He says he will do 1 1/2 years of it.

That's one of the worst drugs ever. That and cocaine, is like saying hello to the devil.

[1adam1238]

I guess I know a lot of people in prison....I work in a Maximum security prison.....I been doing time for 15 years now.

[Phobia]

Not a soul.

Used to have a childhood friend in the big house for repeated drug violations, but he's out now.

[RNR]

Just the guys in my cell block

[Mr. Kotter]

Not a soul.

Used to have a childhood friend in the big house for repeated drug violations, but he's out now.

Growing up where I did (HUD project), half of the neighbors or more had been to prison.....3 of my "friends" from adolescence are serving time, that I know of.....

One of our HS classmates is on death row in Oklahoma for serial murders of prostitutes---while he was a police officer. I'm dead serious. It was the "talk" of our twenty year reunion. :shake:

[Skip Towne]

Just the guys in my cell block
I figured you would need so much room you'd have to start your own thread.

[Ultra Peanut]

Do you know anyone in prison?Uh... in the biblical sense?

[Ultra Peanut]

<img src="http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=35751&stc=1" style="width: 453px; height: 154px; border: 0" alt="" />Haha. Awesome.

[RNR]

I figured you would need so much room you'd have to start your own thread.I grew up in a pretty rough area and over the years I have known several. I just took the cheap shot at myself before someone like you did :)

[Cntrygal]

My brother has been in Jail. I have no clue if he managed to stay out of prison in the recent years though.

[Phobia]

Oh - I just remembered a buddy I had in the USMC - he tried to kill his wife and fortunately was pretty pathetic with a knife. He failed and served time. He might be out, too. But I doubt it.

[PastorMikH]

2 of our church families have kids in Prison. I would be suprised if some of the kids I hung out with as a teenager didn't manage to end up doing time at some point.

[Nzoner]

My sis-in-laws boyfriend,can't remember why he went in the first place but once out he was caught with a 16 year old who he says looked 25 thus violating his probation and getting sent back for 3 years.

[Mr. Laz]

currently in jail? nope, not that i know of


i know a few that have been in jail at some point of their life though.


no killing or anything ... a little missdemeanor thievery and night in the joint for a dui mostly.

[wutamess]

2 uncles in now & a cousin.

All three for distribution of drugs.

1 uncle in & out all of his life and was either Missouri's or the nations first 3 striker back in the early 90's.

The other uncle went the same time he did (1st offense) because he got involved with the repeat offender uncle (they're brothers). He's my favorite uncle on my dad's side and is due out in middle to late next year.

The 3 striker got a 30 year sentence and we expect him to depart earth while in jail.

An old college classmate is serving time in jail for killing this boy & saying that the devil told him to do it. He killed him and then walked down the street with the body covered in a sheet.

[Calcountry]

Just the guys in my cell block
You mean, the other 70K people that show up regularly at Network Associates???

[Mr. Laz]

An old college classmate is serving time in jail for killing this boy & saying that the devil told him to do it. He killed him and then walked down the street with the body covered in a sheet.

:eek: :eek:

i think i heard about that guy

[ChiTown]

You mean, the other 70K people that show up regularly at Network Associates???

ROFL

Holy crap. That was a set up of biblical proportion bt RNR. Very nice, bunntrdr ROFL

[SBK]

I have to add this.

Did you ever see the Chris Rock comedy thing on HBO a few years back when he talked about the prison special? He said that the guy told him that if a new inmate wanted drugs he'd make him toss his salad. Well the guy talking about having his salad tossed was my roommates uncle. I guess the dude called him and told him that he was gonna be on tv so his whole family watched the prison thing and got pretty pissed they did. Then the icing on the cake of having Chris Rock make fun of his uncle too.

On a side note, I know 2 folks I went to school with with life sentences for murder. One here in Des Moines and 1 in North Carolina. Good guys.

[badgirl]

I know someone who may be going, my damn sister and her husband was busted with 40 lbs of pot at their house the FBI are involved. The came into their house when no one was there and luckily someone called my brother in laws cell phone and said "Don't come home man" so they didn't and got them a lawyer. I don't know, they went with their lawyer and turn themselves in this past tuesday, They got bonded out and go for their arraignment the 17 of Jan. SOOOOOOO we'll see how it goes :banghead: :deevee:

[BigVE]

Nope. chose to stay away from bad people.

I dont know you so maybe I took your comment wrong but it sure sounds "high and mighty" to me. Many of us chose/choose to stay away from "bad people" yet still KNOW people in prison...doesnt mean we were best buddies, family or lovers, just means we know them. Even then, if they were buddies/family/lovers or whatever doesn't always mean they are/were bad people when sent to prison. I was surprised noone responded to your comment before I did.


Back to the subject of the thread...I do know a few people in prison. One is an old gradeschool "buddy" that was caught several times selling and using/posessing drugs of all sorts...he will be in the pen for a long time. Another one is my sis-in-laws brother, he is in for statutory rape.

[Mr. Laz]

I dont know you so maybe I took your comment wrong but it sure sounds "high and mighty" to me.

i noticed that too ... it just wasn't worth the effort

[RNR]

I dont know you so maybe I took your comment wrong but it sure sounds "high and mighty" to me. Many of us chose/choose to stay away from "bad people" yet still KNOW people in prison...doesnt mean we were best buddies, family or lovers, just means we know them. Even then, if they were buddies/family/lovers or whatever doesn't always mean they are/were bad people when sent to prison. I was surprised noone responded to your comment before I did.


Back to the subject of the thread...I do know a few people in prison. One is an old gradeschool "buddy" that was caught several times selling and using/posessing drugs of all sorts...he will be in the pen for a long time. Another one is my sis-in-laws brother, he is in for statutory rape.I caught it and thought he must have grown up on the rich side of town. It depends alot on where someone grows up. If he grew up where I did and did not want to know "bad people" he would have had to move.

[Baby Lee]

While I was in college, a guy we used to make fun of in JHS and HS went to jail for him and a buddy killing and robbing a guy they found through the classifieds. The guy was selling his car, and went along with them on the 'test drive' they killed him, took his keys and went back and robbed his house.

Oh, and my step-cousin did a few months for the most inept attempt ever to add zeroes to a money order.

[Skip Towne]

I caught it and thought he must have grown up on the rich side of town. It depends alot on where someone grows up. If he grew up where I did and did not want to know "bad people" he would have had to move.
So you grew up in Oakland?

[chiefs4me]

Wow some of you know some dangerous people.:hmmm: I will have to watch my step form now on.ROFL

But back to the subject,,my brother did time in the county jail for having pot. And one of my uncles is still in prison for 3 dui's. Seems to me nowdays you get lees time for murder then you do drunk driving.:rolleyes:

[Earthling]

One of my very best friends went for a number of years for robbing banks. After several successful heists he was eventually caught. He was pretty much forced to confess to several other bank heists that he didn't do as well. A good way to get them off the books I guess. Anyway, he has been out and on the straight and narrow for the last 15 years or so. Another good question might be: How many people here have done something they COULD have gone to jail for? I'm guessing most.

[2bikemike]

I have a few H.S buddies that ended up in Prison. Don't know if they are still there.

I also had a friend in the Navy who I remained friends with when I got out. We used to have he and his wife over for dinner or we would go over to their house. They would fight like cats and dogs. Call each other names. It got to where we spent less and less time with them.

Anyway she ended up blowing him away with a 357 magnum. She is in prison still. Her defense was she was a battered wife. The judge and jury felt she gave as much as she got. So they locked her up.

[alanm]

As a retired federal law enforcement agent. I know quite a few number of people who are still behind bars at my behest. :thumb::D

[chiefs4me]

I have a few H.S buddies that ended up in Prison. Don't know if they are still there.

I also had a friend in the Navy who I remained friends with when I got out. We used to have he and his wife over for dinner or we would go over to their house. They would fight like cats and dogs. Call each other names. It got to where we spent less and less time with them.

Anyway she ended up blowing him away with a 357 magnum. She is in prison still. Her defense was she was a battered wife. The judge and jury felt she gave as much as she got. So they locked her up.


WOW

[Skip Towne]

I know someone who may be going, my damn sister and her husband was busted with 40 lbs of pot at their house the FBI are involved. The came into their house when no one was there and luckily someone called my brother in laws cell phone and said "Don't come home man" so they didn't and got them a lawyer. I don't know, they went with their lawyer and turn themselves in this past tuesday, They got bonded out and go for their arraignment the 17 of Jan. SOOOOOOO we'll see how it goes :banghead: :deevee:
Saaay, you're connected. Maybe we can work out a rep for product trade.

[Pitt Gorilla]

A lady that my family has been trying to "help" is now in jail; I'm pretty sure all of our money and work has served her in more of an enabling role. :shake:

[Rain Man]

I have a theory that Mr. Blond is in prison. Does that count?

[Demonpenz]

i remember when kcmizzou was in the big house

[bricks]

I dont know you so maybe I took your comment wrong but it sure sounds "high and mighty" to me. Many of us chose/choose to stay away from "bad people" yet still KNOW people in prison...doesnt mean we were best buddies, family or lovers, just means we know them. Even then, if they were buddies/family/lovers or whatever doesn't always mean they are/were bad people when sent to prison. I was surprised noone responded to your comment before I did.

I guess you have a different view, perspective than I do. :shrug: I figure there is a purpose, people go to prison for a reason. you know for committing bad things. Does that make them bad people? Possibily, yes or no. I'm thinking yes, but, that's my opinion. On the other hand, that doesn't mean your that person's best buddy, right. I agree with you. thank you for responding in a civil manner.

[bricks]

I guess me and the devil are old college buddies.

yes :eek: :clap:

[bricks]

Eh, bricks is a dumbshit.\

Maybe if you quit drinking. you wouldn't make comments like this. You would be a better person.

[BigVE]

I guess you have a different view, perspective than I do. :shrug: I figure there is a purpose, people go to prison for a reason. you know for committing bad things. Does that make them bad people? Possibily, yes or no. I'm thinking yes, but, that's my opinion.

Ok, what about a person who makes a mistake like falling asleep at the wheel and accidentally kills someone? Bad person? What about the people who mistakenly (ignorantly) leave a small child in a car and it dies? Bad people? Dumb, ignorant, neglectful...but evil?

[go bo]

I have a theory that Mr. Blond is in prison. Does that count?sure, that counts...

but i hope your theory is incorrect as to mr. blond...

i miss the guy...

and where the hell has hack been?

maybe you should do some polls...

btw, happy new year to you and all the planeteers! :toast:

[bricks]

Ok, what about a person who makes a mistake like falling asleep at the wheel and accidentally kills someone? Bad person? What about the people who mistakenly (ignorantly) leave a small child in a car and it dies? Bad people? Dumb, ignorant, neglectful...but evil?

No they are not bad people. true. you gotta point. I don't think those people would go to jail though.

[go bo]

If I were to quit drinking today, you'd still be a dumbshit.ROFL ROFL ROFL

so true, so true...

[go bo]

You're wasting your time. bricks lacks the necessary cognitive skills to participate in such a conversation.

He's made a couple of assertions in this thread...

1) He stays away from bad people
2) A person that commits acts that could land them in prison is bad

Yet, he himself has committed illegal acts. I'm interested in knowing how he's staying away from himself... since, by his own definition, he's a bad person.you shouldn't confuse the little shit with logic and deductive reasoning...

it's no fun to pick on retards (well, maybe it is...) :D :D :D

[ChiTown]

WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUNNED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN

I love that tune by David Allan Coe....

[bricks]

I'm interested in knowing how he's staying away from himself.

That's the most confusing thing I've heard. If I followed this piece of advice I'd be dead by now. So, maybe I'm not a good talker like some of you guys. Who cares?

[bricks]

Eh, bricks is a dumbshit. It wasn't really worth the effort. The first time I recall him making himself known on the board was him telling a story about smuggling pot across the Canadian border. He very well could've been one of those "bad people" he supposedly is staying away from.

shrug it off. we'll all make mistakes now and then regardless of what we do.
Don't hold a grudge.

[Phobia]

When I was in college I got drunk at a Motorola recruiting event and sang that song.

They hired me anyway.

To their credit, it only took them a couple years to correct the error.

[go bo]

That's the most confusing thing I've heard. . .see what i mean? :huh: :huh: :huh:

[go bo]

To their credit, it only took them a couple years to correct the error.ROFL ROFL ROFL

[NewChief]

My brother just got out. He went over to his ex's house while drunk (dumb move) and peeked in the window to find her on the floor getting shagged by her new boyfriend (who is a crooked deputy sheriff). My bro busted down the door, tore the place up, and made some threats. He got charged with terroristic threatening and B&E.

He only served like a year.

[Skip Towne]

That's the most confusing thing I've heard. If I followed this piece of advice I'd be dead by now. So, maybe I'm not a good talker like some of you guys. Who cares?
Maybe not but you're waaay more entertaining.

[bricks]

Wait, are you claiming that you're not a "bad person"? You simply "made a mistake"? Why are the rules different for you than everyone else?

Was that incident the only time you've been in possession of marijuana? Do avoid it like the plague now? Do you not consort with people that consume, transport, buy, and/or sell marijuana? Was that evening the only time you've ever been in contact with such people?

I know you wanna get down to the nitty gritty in all of this. I'm gonna make this short and simple as possible. So, I confess. From what I said in this thread, post. My reply was simply wrong. And you know what, I will stand a man to admit it. I will admit it. yes, I'm claiming I'm not a bad person. Yes, I made a mistake. It happens. Sh*t happens. Oh well what can you do? My answers to all your questions in the bottom paragraph are yes.

[bricks]

As hard as I find that to believe, I'll move on.

For clarification then... since you are not a bad person, just someone who made a mistake... are you now willing to grant that some people in prison may not be bad... but, simply mistake makers like yourself?

yes.

[bricks]

As hard as I find that to believe, I'll move on.

Maybe we should hang out? And you'll find out for your yourself.

[|Zach|]

Booyahkasah!

Flowing logic for dummies.

[Phobia]

Motorola never fired me.

Oh. Okay. How can I save face now?

Well... well... at least I don't boink fat chicks.

How's that?

[bricks]

Well... this thread just got really boring then.

you enjoyed debating with me did you? :hmmm: :)

[Nzoner]

My brother just got out. He went over to his ex's house while drunk (dumb move) and peeked in the window to find her on the floor getting shagged by her new boyfriend (who is a crooked deputy sheriff).

He had goods on a crooked deputy and didn't blackmail the bastard?

[Demonpenz]

have you ever seen maria full of grace? The lady takes forty pounds of herion in her stomach and transports it

[Demonpenz]

there was this girl that i did some regretful things with. She had a nice body, but not a good face, and a lazy eye. I couldn't even cut out eyeholes for her brown bag

[Phobia]

I believe that's pretty much the standard response.

So, did I win?

[Deberg_1990]

Just my homies in cell block 6. I just got out of the joint a few weeks ago.

[Phobia]

there was this girl that i did some regretful things with. She had a nice body, but not a good face, and a lazy eye. I couldn't even cut out eyeholes for her brown bag

I dig a chick with lazy eye. Especially when they wear a patch. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

[|Zach|]

Marijuana doesn't just fall out of the sky. .
You don't remember that day? At Kauffman stadium? It was a great promotion. The Royals lost.

[Demonpenz]

I dig a chick with lazy eye. Especially when they wear a patch. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

so many puns, so little time.

[Demonpenz]

You don't remember that day? At Kauffman stadium? It was a great promotion. The Royals lost.

it was bob denver day

[|Zach|]

it was bob denver day
Concession sales went through the roof.

[Rain Man]

When I was in junior high, one of the kids in my science class was 16 years old and huge. Not fat, but muscular. He was the nose tackle on our football team, and he would just terrorize the other teams. He sat right in front of me for a semester and seemed like a pretty nice guy, albeit pretty slow.

He didn't make it past the ninth grade, and one night when I got off work at the restaurant I went to the McDonald's for a late-night snack. There was this strange loud noise that came and went, followed by a bunch of sirens, and I found out later that he was running from the police at 90 mph on a motorcycle down one of the busiest streets in town (Kingshighway for those of you who know Rolla). I don't remember now if that was for the same crime, but he eventually got sent to prison for beating up and robbing two soldiers from the nearby army base...simultaneously. None of us who knew him doubted that story for a minute.

Later, he got his sentence extended for (ahem) sexual assault while in prison. That was 20 years ago, and he may well still be in prison for all I know. He wasn't well equipped for self-sufficiency.

[bricks]

If we were to hang out, it would make your assertion that you don't consort with those that consume, transport, buy and/or sell illicit substances untrue.

I find it highly unlikely that you decided to go on a trip across the border with someone you just met that night, and never spoke with again. Assuming that's not the case, that would mean your companion on that trip must fall into the circle of friends and acquaintances who never deal in such things... excepting that one isolated incident.

Marijuana doesn't just fall out of the sky. Someone has to get it from somewhere. I suppose it's possible you and a buddy were walking down the street one day, stumbled up on a sack of bud on the sidewalk, and thought, "Hey, I've got an idea. Let's take this, and go across the border to party!" But, it's not very likely.

1st paragraph: Ok, so am I following you now? Are you saying your one of those of people? If so, then, we won't hang out.

2nd paragraph: whatever. You don't know the story, and weren't there. First of all, that person I crossed the border with, WAS at one time a friend of mine. I didn't just meet this person out of the blue. Correct, my friend at the time just happened to be "one of those circle of friends and acquaintances" call it if you will, and, it just happened to be a night where we felt like smoking.

3rd paragraph: I'm not gonna comment on paragraph 3, you sound like a f*cking detective.

[Rausch]

3rd paragraph: I'm not gonna comment on paragraph 3, you sound like a f*cking detective.

ROFL

[|Zach|]

Are you saying your one of those of people? If so, then, we won't hang out.

ROFL

[Rain Man]

He couldn't get away?

Lemme guess... he was going away from 44 instead of towards it. You did say he wasn't that bright.


Yep. Headed toward downtown.

[Nzoner]

Yep, in my life I've participated in a number of illegal activities.

What was that you were saying at the game about the family finding out the name of this place.

[Rausch]

He wasn't well equipped for self-sufficiency. ROFL

[Demonpenz]

rolla we're in the middle of everything!

[Skip Towne]

1st paragraph: Ok, so am I following you now? Are you saying your one of those of people? If so, then, we won't hang out.

2nd paragraph: whatever. You don't know the story, and weren't there. First of all, that person I crossed the border with, WAS at one time a friend of mine. I didn't just meet this person out of the blue. Correct, my friend at the time just happened to be "one of those circle of friends and acquaintances" call it if you will, and, it just happened to be a night where we felt like smoking.

3rd paragraph: I'm not gonna comment on paragraph 3, you sound like a f*cking detective.
Endelt is an undercover detective. He busted me right here on this board the other day.

[Demonpenz]

looks like it was endelt all along. He used these two dead squirls and a flashlight to make the illusion of a pirate ship

[|Zach|]

Looks like I'll have to create a new account. My cover's been blown.
Creeatr a BUNcch of acownce.

[bricks]

Endelt is an undercover detective. He busted me right here on this board the other day.

skip, it is really hard to phase me. I do not believe Endelt is an undercover detective. I'm sticking to my belief, and I will be a stubborn a**. I chose the name Bricks for a reason. ;)

[Demonpenz]

if i don't get some pelt tonight my balls are going to fall off. Also this boise state game is exciting

[Rain Man]

skip, it is really hard to phase me. I do not believe Endelt is an undercover detective. I'm sticking to my belief, and I will be a stubborn a**. I chose the name Bricks for a reason. ;)

I figured it was because your real name is Clay, and you'd just been fired.



(Wow, that was lame. I think I'll go away now.)

[|Zach|]

Too much icewater, Zach. You're cut off.
Hey there, I use this board to say everything I can't say in real life so I can avoid being held accountable for saying stupid shit. Besides I use smilies.

[bricks]

What is, "dumber than a box of"?

Here we go again? :rolleyes:

[Mr. Kotter]

Too much icewater, Zach. You're cut off.

Shhhuuttt thee fugg up, asszzzwiiiiipe!

Happpeee Neeew Yearrr toooo yyooouu tool. :cuss:

[bricks]

I figured it was because your real name is Clay, and you'd just been fired.



(Wow, that was lame. I think I'll go away now.)

ROFL ROFL Funny but no.

[Skip Towne]

skip, it is really hard to phase me. I do not believe Endelt is an undercover detective. I'm sticking to my belief, and I will be a stubborn a**. I chose the name Bricks for a reason. ;)
No, really, go find a thread I started called "Where's Endelt". It should be on page 5 or 6. He had been gone all day and later said he had been doing undercover work.

[Demonpenz]

mayo and lettece go good together

coles law

[Mr. Kotter]

Hey there, I use this board to say everything I can't say in real life so I can avoid being held accountable for saying stupid shit. Besides I use smilies.

Piiiieeellllloowwwbbbbittterrrr.

[Boozer]

Shhhuuttt thee fugg up, asszzzwiiiiipe!

Happpeee Neeew Yearrr toooo yyooouu tool. :cuss:

Oh come on, you're not even trying! You can fake drunk post way better than that.

[Mr. Kotter]

Oh come on, you're not even trying! You can fake drunk post way better than that.

Thhaatss' righhhht sssheeit forrs braainzz. I ISZ Drunk diss hrere timme. :p

afafffterall, it NY eevee andd alll. :thumb:

[Mr. Kotter]

The "accidental" substitution of tool for too was a nice touch.

Whooo ssaays it was accciddental stoonnnnnnerr ggeekk.

[bricks]

I gotta entertain myself somehow. My plane to San Diego doesn't leave for a few hours still. You're all I got, bud.

then why didn't you reply to my other reply? When I simply asked you, quote, "you enjoyed debating with me didn't you?" :hmmm: :)

[Mr. Kotter]

"What're you doing on New Year's Eve?"
"Playing on the Internet."

Perhaps on Monday I should ban anyone who posts between 10pm and 1am tonight... for their own good.

Guesss I'lllzzz bwew bannned dthenn, butt wip :cuss:

[bricks]

Oh yeah I not your bud. :harumph: Remember, were not gonna hang out? :)

[Mr. Kotter]

"What're you doing on New Year's Eve?"
"Playing on the Internet."

Perhaps on Monday I should ban anyone who posts between 10pm and 1am tonight... for their own good.


wwuuutts looozzers likenn us 'uns ssspose to do....whhack off. We'ss gott knoonww frieeenxdsz, you' know

[Demonpenz]

why does everything out of canada have to suck so bad.

[Demonpenz]

i scored some zanex for tonight

[Mr. Kotter]

i scored some zanex for tonight


thdatt therre shhit roks.! :thumb:

[Mr. Kotter]

I must've gotten distracted by a shiny object.

Whhherrrrre,?

I''vvwe lostt my typingg skilz againd///Dadammn d itr

[Mr. Kotter]

why does everything out of canada have to suck so bad.

SD iss in thje statess, didn't youu knoow?

[Demonpenz]

in other news 10,000 canadians are dead because of a heat wave. The heat which has reached the high 70's is expected all summer. Local canadian had this to say.

"Man it was really hot, i didn't know what was going on at first, people were looking around like it was apart of the show, then we realized that we were going to die"

[Demonpenz]

I can't f*ck with that shit.

Last time I did I found myself in a situation very similar to the one my budy was in that I described in this thread. Except, the girl I was yelling at was actually home.


i don't really have any, i just wanted to seem like the internet bad boy

[Demonpenz]

mix of a pantera and great white show

[Mr. Laz]

Endelt is an undercover detective. He busted me right here on this board the other day.

i dont think "busting your cherry" is the kind of "bust" they are talking about, skip.



btw i hope you and endelt will be very happy together

[Demonpenz]

sometimes i think the writers just use the same generic quotes to explain the disasters.

[Demonpenz]

"Experts agree that the hindenburg exploding was not apart of the show"

[Mr. Kotter]

sometimes i think the writers just use the same generic quotes to explain the disasters.

They have a database of them. No doubt.

[Mr. Kotter]

i dont think "busting your cherry" is the kind of "bust" they are talking about, skip.



btw i hope you and endelt will be very happy together

Should be; won't be any need for any lubrication. :hmmm:

[Pants]

ROFL at bricks.

Is this kid serious?

[Rausch]

why does everything out of canada have to suck so bad.

:)

http://www.nascanada.com/DLSexy.htm

[Demonpenz]

:)

http://www.nascanada.com/DLSexy.htm


sometimes they suck so good

[bricks]

:)

http://www.nascanada.com/DLSexy.htm

i just downloaded it to my computer. Thank you :thumb:

[bricks]

ROFL at bricks.

Is this kid serious?

yes. this happened. I will admit it. I be a man. Laugh at me, I don't care :harumph:

[Demonpenz]

yes. this happened. I will admit it. I be a man. Laugh at me, I don't care :harumph:


i didn't ace bio 101, but i am 85 percent sure your no man

[bricks]

sometimes they suck so good

Stop trying to steal my girls will ya!! :p

[bricks]

i didn't ace bio 101........?????

well, that says it all! Quiet!

[Skip Towne]

SD iss in thje statess, didn't youu knoow?
That's just a rumor.

[Phobia]

Looks like I'll have to create a new account. My cover's been blown.

Your dad registered here a couple days ago.

[wutamess]

Oh yeah I forgot.

Another former college classmate just finished time in the pen for robbing a bank.

Last but not least...
My sister's ex-boyfriend got 12 years for assault type B and battery for beating my sister up while she was sleep because she wouldn't watch his kids when he wanted to go out to play pool with the boys. He dropped her off on the hopsital steps and left her for dead and drove off in HER car.

Luckily the police got to him before anyone in the family did (including myself) I'm afraid it'd be one of us "in jail" INSTEAD of him.

[Nzoner]

Your dad registered here a couple days ago.

and yet another bust all over that damn cell phone flask

[Mr. Kotter]

That's just a rumor.

Damnned....I KNWEW I wusz an weetbak.

[chiefs4me]

No, really, go find a thread I started called "Where's Endelt". It should be on page 5 or 6. He had been gone all day and later said he had been doing undercover work.


ah,, I thought he said he was under the covers.ROFL

[Ultra Peanut]

Wow some of you know some dangerous people.:hmmm: I will have to watch my step form now on.ROFL

But back to the subject,,my brother did time in the county jail for having pot. And one of my uncles is still in prison for 3 dui's. Seems to me nowdays you get lees time for murder then you do drunk driving.:rolleyes:DRUNK DRIVING IS MURDER

[Skip Towne]

DRUNK DRIVING IS MURDER
ONLY IF YOU KILL SOMEONE

[chiefs4me]

DRUNK DRIVING IS MURDER

yes it is,,I simply answered the question about who I knew in jail. But he only drove the first time. Those good ole andrew county cops will give you a dui while passed out in your truck in front of the bar. You don't even have to be driving now. And my uncle never killed anybody. So I really don't see your point. After all it's my opinion. :harumph:

[bricks]

ONLY IF YOU KILL SOMEONE

I don't know if that's what the law is in states, here in Canada, regardless, whether you kill someone or not, drunk driving is classified as a criminal offence.

[Skip Towne]

I don't know if that's what the law is in states, here in Canada, regardless, whether you kill someone or not, drunk driving is classified as a criminal offence.
Uh...that is my response to psicosis' post. Please try to keep up.

[WebGem]

I got out of a 7 month prison sentence in August 2002.

[alanm]

If I were to quit drinking today, you'd still be a dumbshit.ROFL:LOL:ROFL

[chiefs4me]

I got out of a 7 month prison sentence in August 2002.


Well since you brought it up,,mind telling us what for? :hmmm:

[alanm]

If we were to hang out, it would make your assertion that you don't consort with those that consume, transport, buy and/or sell illicit substances untrue.

I find it highly unlikely that you decided to go on a trip across the border with someone you just met that night, and never spoke with again. Assuming that's not the case, that would mean your companion on that trip must fall into the circle of friends and acquaintances who never deal in such things... excepting that one isolated incident.

Marijuana doesn't just fall out of the sky. Someone has to get it from somewhere. I suppose it's possible you and a buddy were walking down the street one day, stumbled up on a sack of bud on the sidewalk, and thought, "Hey, I've got an idea. Let's take this, and go across the border to party!" But, it's not very likely. But... But.. We just found it o:-) Man, I used to hear that story all the time. Like the fact that you just found a few kilo's should excuse your ass from getting busted for possession. ROFL

[WebGem]

Well since you brought it up,,mind telling us what for? :hmmm:
I was kidding. I choose to stay away from being in prison or even jail because I don't wanna miss Chiefs games.

[Skip Towne]

But... But.. We just found it o:-) Man, I used to hear that story all the time. Like the fact that you just found a few kilo's should excuse your ass from getting busted for possession. ROFL
But officer it just fell out of the sky and landed in my trunk.

[chiefs4me]

I was kidding. I choose to stay away from being in prison or even jail because I don't wanna miss Chiefs games.



ah ha you got me,,that's worth rep :thumb:

[elvomito]

hehe.. my friends dad split a guy with a hatchet... he's away for about 2 or 3.

wanna see a picture of the mess?

[chiefs4me]

are you serious?

[Amnorix]

My brother just got out. He went over to his ex's house while drunk (dumb move) and peeked in the window to find her on the floor getting shagged by her new boyfriend (who is a crooked deputy sheriff). My bro busted down the door, tore the place up, and made some threats. He got charged with terroristic threatening and B&E.

He only served like a year.

Dumb bastard. He should've gotten a camcorder and posted it on the Internet. That's the standard revenge tactic these days. Tell him to get with the program....

[WebGem]

hehe.. my friends dad split a guy with a hatchet... he's away for about 2 or 3.

wanna see a picture of the mess?
Yes, I want to see it. If you're on, hurry up. I'm leaving as soon as UF vs Miami is over.

[Skip Towne]

I was kidding. I choose to stay away from being in prison or even jail because I don't wanna miss Chiefs games.
That's no reason to stay out of prison. My buddy's in an Oklahoma prison and he has Directv and Sunday Ticket and I don't. You need to get busy stealing stuff.

[Skip Towne]

Dumb bastard. He should've gotten a camcorder and posted it on the Internet. That's the standard revenge tactic these days. Tell him to get with the program....
I know you're a lawyer but not a divorce type. During my divorce, my lawyer wanted the videotape of "the act" complete with the audio of the moaning and groaning. He said it really impresses judges.

[Amnorix]

I know you're a lawyer but not a divorce type. During my divorce, my lawyer wanted the videotape of "the act" complete with the audio of the moaning and groaning. He said it really impresses judges.

No doubt the lawyer keeps copies of all these tapes "for his files".

Seriously, I know nothing about divorce law, but I'm sure if it's admissible that it would be very, umm, persuasive...

[chiefs4me]

I know you're a lawyer but not a divorce type. During my divorce, my lawyer wanted the videotape of "the act" complete with the audio of the moaning and groaning. He said it really impresses judges.


You actually had a video? :hmmm:

[stumppy]

Friends or relatives ?

[Skip Towne]

You actually had a video? :hmmm:
No, I wasn't able to get one but the attorney told me about a Private Detective that actually got audio and video and he always won when he had that.

[PssvAggrssvDck]

Hell yeah; half my Christmas cards go to folks on the inside.

[PssvAggrssvDck]

Hell yeah; half my Christmas cards go to folks on the inside.

I just counted; make that 3/4 ths.

[Skip Towne]

I just counted; make that 3/4 ths.
So you prefer a captive audience. Did your mom tie a porkchop around your neck so the dog would play with you?

[headsnap]

our keyboard player spent three months in the Kentucky State Reformatory(he got caught making fake id's ROFL )

our drummer is a guard at KSR(in the mental ward :eek: )

[PssvAggrssvDck]

So you prefer a captive audience. Did your mom tie a porkchop around your neck so the dog would play with you?

You too, eh?

[chiefs4me]

skip,,that is really SDCHIEFS you are talking to,,I figured it out last night.

[Skip Towne]

skip,,that is really SDCHIEFS you are talking to,,I figured it out last night.
Yeah, I know. I make fun of him in all his incarnations.

[chiefs4me]

Yeah, I know. I make fun of him in all his incarnations.


I kinda like his new name,,seems to fit him. ;)

[|Zach|]

i didn't ace bio 101, but i am 85 percent sure your no man
ROFL

[Skip Towne]

I'm surprised Mo Hillbilly hasn't posted on this thread. I'm sure he knows several guys.

[elvomito]

Yes, I want to see it. If you're on, hurry up. I'm leaving as soon as UF vs Miami is over.

sorry i had to leave... but here is a pic of the coagulated blood and brain bits.

the guy was beating up some chicks at the house and refused to leave, then threatened my friend's dad and he just snapped, went and got a hatchet and went to work. then used a butcher knife

and this is one of the nicest people you could ever hope to meet!

[Rain Man]

and this is one of the nicest people you could ever hope to meet!


Sounds like it.

[bricks]

and this is one of the nicest people you could ever hope to meet!

No. But, the girl in you avatar sure looks like it!

[Skip Towne]

sorry i had to leave... but here is a pic of the coagulated blood and brain bits.

the guy was beating up some chicks at the house and refused to leave, then threatened my friend's dad and he just snapped, went and got a hatchet and went to work. then used a butcher knife

and this is one of the nicest people you could ever hope to meet!
Yeah, he's a sweetheart.

[gblowfish]

sorry i had to leave... but here is a pic of the coagulated blood and brain bits.

the guy was beating up some chicks at the house and refused to leave, then threatened my friend's dad and he just snapped, went and got a hatchet and went to work. then used a butcher knife

and this is one of the nicest people you could ever hope to meet!Bleahhhhh.....Cleanup on Aisle Three... :deevee: