Does your dick smell like pancakes?

[MOhillbilly]

Well does it?

[Raiderhater]

WTF?!?!

[ck_IN]

How exactly would you know?

Practicing a litle self .... oh never mind.

[Raiderhater]

I suppose they could, if we used maple syrup instead of lotion.....

[ChiTown]

I'd say more like a sweaty gym sock.......

[Donger]

Well does it?

No.

More like Chicken in a Bisket crackers.

[DenverChief]

I'd say more like a sweaty gym sock.......

is that your happy sock? ROFL

[KC Kings]

I'd say more like a sweaty gym sock.......
If you would stuff your pants with a clean sock next time, it would clear that problem right up.

[MichaelH]

My dick isn't long enough to get a good wiff :deevee: but my wife says it smells like Sunday Dinner.

[Saulbadguy]

My dick feels like corn.

[Kris Kringle]

If you would stuff your pants with a clean sock next time, it would clear that problem right up. This needs to be moved to the DC forum. I'm sure it's going to get political. :)

[Donger]

My dick feels like corn.

I hate clamidia.

[Pennywise]

In some sort of new 'big brown round' breakfast club are you?

[ChiTown]

I hate clamidia.

Clamydia?

That's more like genital warts.....not that I'd know anything about that......

[Skip Towne]

WTF is going on here?

[ChiTown]

WTF is going on here?

Just STFU and tell us what your dick smells like already..........

[Demonpenz]

can someone add a poll?

[Scaga]

Nope....
But thanks for asking. :hmmm:

[bricks]

WTF?!?!

yup I'm thinking the same way.

[seclark]

ouch...damn, i just threw my back out.
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[gblowfish]

No. But I heard a rumour that Marty Shottenheimer was run out of KC for having a three way with Aunt Jemimah and Mrs. Butterworth.

[Kerberos]

If ya get a little from the WU or GFU up the rocky road it might smell like DICK CHEESE !

:)

Cliff

[siberian khatru]

is that your happy sock? ROFL

I don't think my sock would be happy if it were used ... er,that way.

BTW, mine smells like beef wellington with a side of aspargus with hollandaise sauce and a nice Zinfandel. And creme brulee for dessert.

[ChiTown]

I just checked, and it looks orange and smells like Cheetos. WTF?

I think I should see a doctor, or maybe I should just wash my hands after I eat lunch......

[Taco John]

I'm glad that we have the playoffs to talk about this week.

[ChiTown]

I'm glad that we have the playoffs to talk about this week.

Don't worry, you'll be talking about what your boyfriends ass smells like after this weekend...........

[Raiderhater]

Bunch of food f#ckers.

[BIG_DADDY]

I'm glad that we have the playoffs to talk about this week.

Yea no point talking about your little taquito, not much there to talk about.

[Donger]

Bunch of food f#ckers.

Beh. Like you never have.

[journeyscarab]

Fumunda Cheese

[Raiderhater]

Beh. Like you never have.


Well, there was this jelly roll once......

[Demonpenz]

jar of room tempo mayo

[siberian khatru]

Well, there was this jelly roll once......

Let's just say I sorta invented the Twinkie.

[Donger]

Well, there was this jelly roll once......

Yeah, the family never quite lets you forget when you're caught humping the Thanksgiving turkey.

[Braincase]

I have no idea what my penis smells like. If RaidersRock were still around, you could ask him.

[morphius]

I have no idea what my penis smells like. If RaidersRock were still around, you could ask him.
Why? Did he take it with him when he left?

[Donger]

Which is odd, because you'd think EVERYONE would want to forget that.

The perp in particular.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

pound cake

[Iowanian]

Only after I tag team your Aunt Jamima and Mrs Butterworth.

Some twisted, twisted MoFos on this board...I need a new hobby at work.

[Donger]

I think it would be worse to be a witness...

Course, I guess it beats NOT finding out you humped the turkey...

"What's this new gravy, grandma?"

Ewww. You're sick.

[ChiefsFanatik88]

Well does it?

I'm not into the American Pie thing.

[Joe Seahawk]

Does your dick smell like pancakes?

Well does it?

I dunno, you tell me..;)

[Alton deFlat]

I just checked, and it looks orange and smells like Cheetos. WTF?

I think I should see a doctor, or maybe I should just wash my hands after I eat lunch......

Been watchin' porn, have ya?

[David.]

My dick feels like corn.


my favorite comedian ever.

[SPchief]

my dick smells fishy

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

New car smell here. A Mustang.

[ROYC75]

Well if it doesn't , a little Log Cabin could help . ROFL

[ROYC75]

Somebody ask Anton !

[BIG_DADDY]

There's gotta be a my dick smells like your girlfriend/wife/mother joke in here somewhere.

[beavis]

Mine smells like peanut butter.

[Baby Lee]

gotta love google

http://www.skinheads.net/forums/printthread.php?t=3699

[MOhillbilly]

gotta love google

http://www.skinheads.net/forums/printthread.php?t=3699


ROFL

hahaha fvcker.

[journeyscarab]

Like dirty box.

[Taco John]

wow.

[Kerberos]

OK OK .....

If the ole lady ate pancakes this morning and we have some good anal sex this evening without a enema first... I am sure it would KINDA smell like pancakes afterwards???

:)

Cliff

[booger]

smells like teen spirit.

[chiefs4me]

OK OK .....

If the ole lady ate pancakes this morning and we have some good anal sex this evening without a enema first... I am sure it would KINDA smell like pancakes afterwards???

:)

Cliff


You are a disgusting little toad,:mad::cuss:

[Kerberos]

You are a disgusting little toad,:mad::cuss:
:thumb: ROFL

Yea I know ... and I am proud to be a disgusting AMERICAN !

:)

[chiefs4me]

Well does it?


Besides thinking what a sick sick man you are. I am really curious to know why YOU want to know how these men smell. :shake:

[chiefs4me]

What's disgusting about anal sex?

Well, other than the potential Raider fan that could result from the unprotected variety.


It wasn't about the sex. It was for mentioning his wife that way. I found it disgusting,, but that's my opinion,,:harumph:

[chiefz]

No, but if yours does might I suggest that you find a better hobby.

[Donger]

It wasn't about the sex. It was for mentioning his wife that way. I found it disgusting,, but that's my opinion,,:harumph:

Why?

After all, you guys are just holes with legs.


























Just kidding.

[Kerberos]

Why?

After all, you guys are just holes with legs.


ROFL

HA HA

[stumppy]

pancakes ?????



Funny name, but I'm sure it has at one time or another?

[OldTownChief]

Why?

After all, you guys are just holes with legs.

And all this time I thought they were just life support systems for a p*ssy.

[Donger]

And all this time I thought they were just life support systems for a p*ssy.

Forget not the other two.

[Nightfyre]

Forget not the other two.
Mouth and anus? mouth without vocal cords would have been better for sure.

[journeyscarab]

And all this time I thought they were just life support systems for a p*ssy.
ROFL ROFL ROFL

[LTownChief]

my penis smells like your mom's saliva.

[badgirl]

There's gotta be a my dick smells like your girlfriend/wife/mother joke in here somewhere.
iF STUMPPYS smells like me than that would be "ocean Breeze" . :p

[BigRedChief]

This needs to be moved to the DC forum. I'm sure it's going to get political. :)

Its needs to go to the romper roomSTFU

[Wile_E_Coyote]

There's gotta be a my dick smells like your girlfriend/wife/mother joke in here somewhere.

...& a Taco/short stack one aswell

[chiefs4me]

iF STUMPPYS smells like me than that would be "ocean Breeze" . :p


OMG girlfriend ROFL rep for that :thumb:

[XXXshogunXXX]

mine smells like your mothers breath

[WebGem]

Yea no point talking about your little taquito, not much there to talk about.
ROFL

Classic.

[dtebbe]

You tell me...

[Hammock Parties]

My penis smells like milk and honey.

[Kerberos]

It wasn't about the sex. It was for mentioning his wife that way. I found it disgusting,, but that's my opinion,,:harumph:

I had to bring this back up to the top .... How the HELL did I mention my wife ... I was speaking in the third person ... I could have been talking about anyones wife !! Or GoatCheese for his Priest!

Hell it could of been about a GFU ... no one asked so I didn't divulge that info!

Thanks for ASUMING !

I really didn't think it deserved a NEGATIVE from you ... but hey that is your opinion and YOUR right ...

:(

Cliff

[TLO]

Where do you guys go to get your fix for pancakes?

[vailpass]

Where do you guys go to get your fix for pancakes?

Not MoHillbilly’s place.

[Bowser]

Stop it

[Simply Red]

LOL

[Megatron96]

If you're pancakes smell like anyone's dick, you're making them all wrong. Nowhere on the packaging does it say, "stir batter with a cock of your choosing."

[TLO]

Stop it

Yes sir. Sorry sir.

[Naptown Chief]

Stop it

ROFL

[CrazyPhuD]

If you're pancakes smell like anyone's dick, you're making them all wrong. Nowhere on the packaging does it say, "stir batter with a cock of your choosing."

What do you have against cock batter? :cuss:

[carcosa]

My semen has the exact color and consistency of chunky peanut butter

[ROYC75]

If you're pancakes smell like anyone's dick, you're making them all wrong. Nowhere on the packaging does it say, "stir batter with a cock of your choosing."

Nice shot, we have a few of them here.

[ROYC75]

My semen has the exact color and consistency of chunky peanut butter

Not whipped up enough for whipped cream?:hmmm:

[lewdog]

Not since I banged Billay’s mom after she worked a double at IHOP.

[listopencil]

My semen has the exact color and consistency of chunky peanut butter


You should see a doctor about that. Or make a PBJ banana dog, I guess. Lemons into lemonade and all.

[KChiefs1]

Women tell me it smells like bacon.

[Deberg_1990]

My dick smells like roses. Chicks dig it.

[suzzer99]

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Get baked, watch this, get back to me.

[booger]

You can’t titty fuck flapjack titties so if your trying that with some skeezer with a pair of droopy boobies your dick probably smells frustrated. And maybe pancakes as well. Your dick reeks of frustrated pancakes.

[threebag]

you should try my syrup