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Taco John
01-06-2005, 04:37 PM
http://www.drunkard.com


It's located in Denver, but if anyone I know should be applying for a job with Modern Drunkard Magazine, it's Endelt!
Phobia
01-06-2005, 04:39 PM
Yeah, some dipshit posted this a couple days ago.
MOhillbilly
01-06-2005, 04:40 PM
Yeah, some dipshit posted this a couple days ago.

this dumbass posted it months ago.
Phobia
01-06-2005, 04:41 PM
this dumbass posted it months ago.

Plus....

When did ENDelt get the monopoloy on "drunk"?
Donger
01-06-2005, 04:41 PM
Keep in mind that some segments of society consider drinking a twelve-pack of beer in a single sitting to be “hardcore boozing.”


Isn't it?
Taco John
01-06-2005, 04:41 PM
That's based out of Denver? I've picked up copies in Vegas bars before. I believe my sig on OrangeMane right now is a quote I lifted from that fine publication.



Yeah... actually out of an apartment in Denver, which is just about what I'd expect... ROFL
MOhillbilly
01-06-2005, 04:41 PM
4.) Refrain from making “lip farts” (fig. 1) or other disparaging sounds during members’ tearful confessions.
Keep in mind that some segments of society consider drinking a twelve-pack of beer in a single sitting to be “hardcore boozing.”


thats a light night. WTF. If they didnt want you to drink it in a twelve pak they wouldnt sell it in twelve paks.
Donger
01-06-2005, 04:42 PM
Not necessarily.

Sometimes it's just a quiet evening at home watching TV.

Damn.
Jenny Gump
01-06-2005, 04:49 PM
OMG. I can't imagine what I would be like after a 12 pack. I had two last night and would describe myself as moderately boozed.
Phobia
01-06-2005, 04:50 PM
OMG. I can't imagine what I would be like after a 12 pack. I had two last night and would describe myself as moderately boozed.

You're perfect. I'll take her.
Jenny Gump
01-06-2005, 04:54 PM
Not to be all "me, me, me, me" and stuff, but I think a fun experiment would be for me to sit down at the computer, and drink a 12 pack and see how my posting ability deteriorates. I would prolly be banned by the time it was through.

Ok, back to your drinky magazine.
easymobee
01-06-2005, 04:54 PM
MDM has roots in Denver and one other city too that escapes me.

Then is distributed.
MOhillbilly
01-06-2005, 04:55 PM
OMG. I can't imagine what I would be like after a 12 pack.


i can.
Jenny Gump
01-06-2005, 04:56 PM
You'd probably just pass out after four and we'd all think you were dead.

For safety's sake, you should probably conduct this experiment while I'm present. I'll be sure to document everything w/ my digital camera.

I like the way you are always looking out for me. You really are a great friend.