If Ronald McDonald and Jarod from Subway got into a fight, who would win?

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Ronald has magical powers in shit, so he'd be tricky. Jarod would beat the shit out of him with foot long toasted italian bread. Hmmm...who would prevail, though? Very interesting.

[KcMizzou]

The clown would eat him. Never f*ck with a clown.

[KcMizzou]

Just ask Otter.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Yeah clowns are f^cked up. Even Ronald. I bet he's got a killer mean side that no one knows about.

[Iowanian]

Ronald HulkDonald would have some ANGRY Clown Sex on Jarrod's Corpse.

Hell......I think gochiefs could probably have angry clown sex with Jarrod

[BigOlChiefsfan]

Don't make Ronald break off a size 18 brogan up Jared's backside. "You deserve a brick today".

[KcMizzou]

Ronald "Pennywise" McDonald.

[KcMizzou]

Ronald HulkDonald would have some ANGRY Clown Sex on Jarrod's Corpse.

Hell......I think gochiefs could probably have angry clown sex with JarrodROFL "Angry clown sex" is a scary thing, indeed.

[tk13]

If Ronald got in deep trouble I bet he'd have the Hamburgler and Grimace on standby to come in and give Jared a gang-style beatdown. Gotta be Ronald.

[Inspector]

I'd bet that poppin fresh dude could kick both their asses.

He just "looks" soft.

Guy is tough as nails - that poppin fresh guy.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Ronald HulkDonald would have some ANGRY Clown Sex on Jarrod's Corpse.

Hell......I think gochiefs could probably have angry clown sex with Jarrod

ROFL ROFL ROFL

That's very intimidating.

Jarod is human, he can die. Ronald can do shit Jarod would never dream of...like angry clown sex.

[KcMizzou]

If Ronald got in deep trouble I bet he'd have the Hamburgler and Grimace on standby to come in and give Jared a gang-style beatdown. Gotta be Ronald. We should offer Grimace a contract to play D-tackle.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Don't make Ronald break off a size 18 brogan up Jared's backside. "You deserve a brick today".

I bet the dude has knives in those shoes. Deadly clown shoes are horrifying.

[KcMizzou]

If Ronald got in deep trouble I bet he'd have the Hamburgler and Grimace on standby to come in and give Jared a gang-style beatdown. Gotta be Ronald. Ah.. the old "Insane Clown Posse".

[Iowanian]

You know......based on what "they" say about the size of your feet being the size of your meat(I'd digress to Gochiefs for that fact/fiction).

Jarrod......hell....anyone should Fear the Angry Clown sex

[KcMizzou]

I bet the dude has knives in those shoes. Deadly clown shoes are horrifying. An "American History X" style stomp from a clown shoe is even more brutal.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

We should offer Grimace a contract to play D-tackle.

For real. I agree.

He may be kinda out of shape, and we know how DV doesn't like "fat guys", but Grimace would take DV's old ass to school with those laser ray eyes. Then chew the meat off his bones.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

You know......based on what "they" say about the size of your feet being the size of your meat(I'd digress to Gochiefs for that fact/fiction).

Jarrod......hell....anyone should Fear the Angry Clown sex

ROFL

That's why Ronald is a warrior amongst warriors.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

An "American History X" style stomp from a clown shoe is even more brutal.

Definately. Jarod's family would hear the stomps from a far and tremble at the sounds of them. Then the angry clown sex would take to them like the plague.

Ronald just doesn't go after you...he goes after your family.

[KcMizzou]

Definately. Jarod's family would hear the stomps from a far and tremble at the sounds of them. Then the angry clown sex would take to them like the plague.

Ronald just doesn't go after you...he goes after your family. Hell.. he'd make tk13 his Burger Queen.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Hell.. he'd make tk13 his Burger Queen.

ROFL

Yep.

You think Ronald doesn't know tk13 once had the Burger King as his avatar? Hell yeah he does. Ronald watches all. Ronald knows all. This is his mess, and he's making it messier.

[tk13]

I'd tell you who would lay the beat down on all these fast food wannabes...

[KcMizzou]

I'd tell you who would lay the beat down on all these fast food wannabes... Ron's gonna show you the meaning of "Wake up with the King."

[Skip Towne]

All of you guys are clown shoes.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I'd tell you who would lay the beat down on all these fast food wannabes...

ROFL

Hmmm...that'd be a good fight. That crown is probably razor sharp, it remotely flies off his head decapitating his enemies, but Ronald is no chump, mind you. He's been around. Evil never dies. He'd 2 step on Burger Kings face while having angry clown sex with an already-dead-for-hours Jarod from Subway. Clowns are f%cked up man.

[KcMizzou]

All of you guys are clown shoes. Heh... hey Skip... have you ever seen Jay and Silent Bob? I bet you'd get a kick out of it.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Ron's gonna show you the meaning of "Wake up with the King."

"He's lovin' it."

[KcMizzou]

"He's lovin' it." ROFL

Ok... that calls for rep.

[RealSNR]

I'd tell you who would lay the beat down on all these fast food wannabes...You know what? I have never seen that commercial.

[RealSNR]

Ronald: Eat fresh, bitch

EDIT: Damn, Special Ed already stole my idea

[KcMizzou]

You know what? I have never seen that commercial. Lucky bastard. It's... creepy.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Burger King---Stop!!! You're sick!!! You're sick!!! AHHHHHH!!!!

Ronald---I love to see you smile, mother fu$ker!!!!

[KcMizzou]

Ronald---I love to see you smile, mother fu$ker!!!! ROFLROFL

I'm not sure that's a smile.

[Hammock Parties]

Wendy pwns them all.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned:

http://www.raceschool.com/visitorinfo/wendys.jpg

[KcMizzou]

Pippy wouldn't have a prayer.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

ROFLROFL

I'm not sure that's a smile.

ROFL Nope, don't think so.

[KcMizzou]

ROFL Nope, don't think so. Probably more of a "grimace".

Damn... my buddy's here.. gotta run. Fun thread, Code.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Wendy pwns them all.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned:

http://www.raceschool.com/visitorinfo/wendys.jpg

Ronald would "give" her a frosty alright.

[Jenson71]

Like a lot of fights, you just hope they both end up killing themselves.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Probably more of a "grimace".

Damn... my buddy's here.. gotta run. Fun thread, Code.

ROFL ROFL

That's rep if I hadn't already given it to ya.

Yeah, I gotta get to. Night all.

BEWARE OF THE RONALD!!!

THIS CLOWN F#CKS YOUR SHIT UP!!!

[Eleazar]

Jared is a pansy. He's been running smack on Ron's burgers too. you know that would be one pissed off clown.

[stanleychief]

Speaking of pissed off clowns.. Don't mess with Buffo!

Buffo the clown's website (http://www.buffo.com)

http://www.drpixel.net/buffo.jpg

[CHIEF4EVER]

Yeah but Buffo ain't as bad as Homey, Homey don't play.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

The thing you have to watch out for when it comes to Wendy is she shoots baked patatoes out of her ass. The ones with poisoned bacon bits. That could chink Ronald's armor a little.

[Skip Towne]

Heh... hey Skip... have you ever seen Jay and Silent Bob? I bet you'd get a kick out of it.
Nope, musta been before my time.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Nope, musta been before my time.

Wow. You're pretty old. :p

[BIG_DADDY]

Samich boy before the diet, Ronald after.

[Calcountry]

Ronald "Pennywise" McDonald.
Where the heck is he anyways?

[Calcountry]

I'd tell you who would lay the beat down on all these fast food wannabes...
No, this guy would whoop all dey asses!:


http://bobs.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/full_M01.jpg

[Calcountry]

Samich boy before the diet, Ronald after.
Yeah, he is half the Jerod now. lmao.

[Kerberos]

Definately. Jarod's family would hear the stomps from a far and tremble at the sounds of them. Then the angry clown sex would take to them like the plague.

Ronald just doesn't go after you...he goes after your family.

You'all got it good ... I have to watch JoJo's Circus with my 1 year old and that clown can't kick her own azz.

I guess when my son gets old enough to go to McD's and play in the playground I will get more of a sense of Ronalds tenacity!

:)

Cliff

[Chiefs Pantalones]

No, this guy would whoop all dey asses!:


http://bobs.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/full_M01.jpg

Ronald would do a round house kick to his neck with those knife inserted clown shoes. It'd be pver. He'd be pwned.