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Iowanian
01-20-2005, 11:50 PM
I think its about planet vacation time

David.
01-20-2005, 11:52 PM
I think its about planet vacation time

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/9679/napoleondynamite.jpg

ENDelt260
01-20-2005, 11:54 PM
Am I the only one who saw the actual word ****ing on the front page?

It's like the Planet cussword filter took a vacation.

Phobia
01-20-2005, 11:54 PM
I had to manually censor the thing. I dunno WTF happened.

David.
01-20-2005, 11:57 PM
I think phobia is destroying the BB. Piece by piece. Starting with our minds.

tk13
01-20-2005, 11:57 PM
It's chaos.

ENDelt260
01-20-2005, 11:59 PM
I think phobia is destroying the BB. Piece by piece. Starting with our minds.
Hell, I destroyed my mind years ago. There was nothing left for Phobia to do but blow the remaining dust away.

Otter
01-20-2005, 11:59 PM
Iowanian's clitoris was injured in a deer hunitng accident. Details witheld by request.

We'll put him on IR and he'll be back better than ever.

ENDelt260
01-21-2005, 12:00 AM
Iowanian's clitoris was injured in a deer hunitng accident. Details witheld by request.

We'll put him on IR and he'll be back better than ever.
Whatever, he's done.

D-O-N-E.

Even if he does come back, he'll never be the same.

David.
01-21-2005, 12:00 AM
lost his burst. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

BigRedChief
01-21-2005, 12:01 AM
Is it Zach's fault?

|Zach|
01-21-2005, 12:01 AM
I am back home at midnight.

Awful awful night.

Otter
01-21-2005, 12:02 AM
Whatever, he's done.

D-O-N-E.

Even if he does come back, he'll never be the same.

Keep fooking doubting Iownians comback!!!

David.
01-21-2005, 12:03 AM
I used to think Phobia was a dick. Well...he's definitely a dick. But this whole...thing made me lol@him

Otter
01-21-2005, 12:05 AM
I'm missing somthing here....

Oh, well, between my bong hits, adult ADD and my porno collection...

French toast please.

David.
01-21-2005, 12:10 AM
I am back home at midnight.

Awful awful night.

what happened? I didn't get to go out, I have to write a frickin paper. My first week
:mad:

Phobia
01-21-2005, 12:11 AM
I used to think Phobia was a dick. Well...he's definitely a dick. But this whole...thing made me lol@him

Dude, I'm your hero. That's why you had to go get your lip pierced. You want to be just like me.

David.
01-21-2005, 12:12 AM
Dude, I'm your hero. That's why you had to go get your lip pierced. You want to be just like me.


sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

|Zach|
01-21-2005, 12:15 AM
what happened? I didn't get to go out, I have to write a frickin paper. My first week
:mad:
The places I went were not fun at all...no big deal...tomorrow night is gonna be a good time. I am catching up with an old friend.

ENDelt260
01-21-2005, 12:21 AM
I am back home at midnight.

Awful awful night.
Do you want to share? We're here for you.

ENDelt260
01-21-2005, 12:21 AM
I used to think Phobia was a dick. Well...he's definitely a dick. But this whole...thing made me lol@him
Of course he's a dick. That's part of his charm.

But, here's the kicker... I'm Pink's favorite prick.

David.
01-21-2005, 12:21 AM
Yeah......we support you.

|Zach|
01-21-2005, 12:22 AM
Do you want to share? We're here for you.
Nope. :)

David.
01-21-2005, 12:22 AM
we need an active thread. This one post every 5 minutes is bullshit BULLSHIT I TELL YOU

Pants
01-21-2005, 12:23 AM
we need an active thread. This one post every 5 minutes is bullshit BULLSHIT I TELL YOU

My first classes are tomorrow. The break is over...

ENDelt260
01-21-2005, 12:24 AM
The places I went were not fun at all...no big deal...tomorrow night is gonna be a good time. I am catching up with an old friend.
Speaking of old friends.... when I was in Rolla last year for Pat's, I found out one of my best buds from college was living in Tucson. But, no one had his number. (F*cking drunks.) Ever since I've been trying to find it (and, apparently, he's been trying to find me since he knew I lived in Phoenix). Pure dumb luck, I ran into one of his fraternity brothers at the Christmas Day game.... and, lo and behold, he had his number.

We've been partying together the last couple weeks. Good times. He's the one that left me in Mexico last weekend.

teedubya
01-21-2005, 12:24 AM
we need an active thread. This one post every 5 minutes is bullshit BULLSHIT I TELL YOU

write your paper, lip boy.

ENDelt260
01-21-2005, 12:24 AM
Nope. :)
Damn. Try to be a good friend for someone, and this is the thanks I get.

David.
01-21-2005, 12:25 AM
My first classes are tomorrow. The break is over...

I've been at it for 3 days. I've had like 4 chapters to read. A poem to write about. Now two microtheme papers. Sucks.

David.
01-21-2005, 12:26 AM
write your paper, lip boy.

......I'll put it off til sunday

teedubya
01-21-2005, 12:26 AM
Speaking of old friends.... when I was in Rolla last year for Pat's, I found out one of my best buds from college was living in Tucson. But, no one had his number. (F*cking drunks.) Ever since I've been trying to find it (and, apparently, he's been trying to find me since he knew I lived in Phoenix). Pure dumb luck, I ran into one of his fraternity brothers at the Christmas Day game.... and, lo and behold, he had his number.

We've been partying together the last couple weeks. Good times. He's the one that left me in Mexico last weekend.

DenverChief recommends using lots of lube... good luck with your new lifestyle choice.

|Zach|
01-21-2005, 12:27 AM
DenverChief recommends using lots of lube... good luck with your new lifestyle choice.
Ali just graduated from the SDChiefsfan school of posting.

ENDelt260
01-21-2005, 12:27 AM
DenverChief recommends using lots of lube... good luck with your new lifestyle choice.
I'm not quite sure how meeting up with an old drinking buddy equates to gay sex in your mind.... but, I really don't wanna know.

ENDelt260
01-21-2005, 12:28 AM
Ali just graduated from the SDChiefsfan school of posting.
Magna cum laude, apparently.

David.
01-21-2005, 12:29 AM
DenverChief recommends using lots of lube... good luck with your new lifestyle choice.

I try not to hate your posts. I honest to god swear. You just make it very difficult.

|Zach|
01-21-2005, 12:29 AM
I try not to hate your posts. I honest to god swear. You just make it very difficult.
ROFL

Eleazar
01-21-2005, 12:31 AM
This reminds me that it's my turn to neg rep Ali back. Freaking KU spam on my rep screen :bang:

ENDelt260
01-21-2005, 12:31 AM
I try not to hate your posts. I honest to god swear. You just make it very difficult.
Haha. Awesome.

Pants
01-21-2005, 12:32 AM
I've been at it for 3 days. I've had like 4 chapters to read. A poem to write about. Now two microtheme papers. Sucks.

I see, I see. Well the classes started today officially, but I don't have classes on Tues/Thurs. And I am proud to say, I'm done with English. None of that paper bullshit for me any more. I hated staying up all night typing crap. Ugh.

|Zach|
01-21-2005, 12:32 AM
I see, I see. Well the classes started today officially, but I don't have classes on Tues/Thurs. And I am proud to say, I'm done with English. None of that paper bullshit for me. I hated staying up all night typing crap. Ugh.
Whats your major?

David.
01-21-2005, 12:32 AM
I see, I see. Well the classes started today officially, but I don't have classes on Tues/Thurs. And I am proud to say, I'm done with English. None of that paper bullshit for me. I hated staying up all night typing crap. Ugh.

Yeah, unfortunately it's what I'm good at. :( So I better get used to the heavy work load.

teedubya
01-21-2005, 12:33 AM
I love you guys.

Pants
01-21-2005, 12:33 AM
Whats your major?

Environmental Studies.

|Zach|
01-21-2005, 12:34 AM
Environmental Studies.
http://www.hamilton.edu/academics/enviro/globe-1.gif

David.
01-21-2005, 12:35 AM
I'm thinking very hard on making my major psychology. Or sociology or anthropology or ....something. I frickin hate decisions.

ENDelt260
01-21-2005, 12:36 AM
I see, I see. Well the classes started today officially, but I don't have classes on Tues/Thurs. And I am proud to say, I'm done with English. None of that paper bullshit for me any more. I hated staying up all night typing crap. Ugh.
I loved taking lit classes in college. Probably because I took AP Lit in HS and was decent at it. At an engineering school, most folks can't write a paper for shit. So, I could half ass it and get an A. The humanities profs I had loved me.

Eleazar
01-21-2005, 12:37 AM
Environmental Studies.

Get a haircut, hippie!

teedubya
01-21-2005, 12:38 AM
whoa. that -14 hurt me CoCheeze. heh.

:KU: :KU: :KU: :KU: :KU: :KU: ROFL

|Zach|
01-21-2005, 12:38 AM
My buddy is in NY right now getting interviewed for an internship for Merill Lynch and has interviews with 2 other companies tomorrow...

Bastard.

ENDelt260
01-21-2005, 12:38 AM
Environmental Studies.
A good friend of mine from HS went to MU and majored in Atmospheric Science or something like that. He wanted to be a meteorlogist. Touched base with him once after we'd both graduated college, and I wanna say he wasn't even making 30 G's... and he was living in DC. Not making 30 Gs in KC wouldn't be fun, but in f*cking DC? That's a top ramen salary. It was all I could do to hold in the, "Sheezus... why even go to college?"

David.
01-21-2005, 12:40 AM
A good friend of mine from HS went to MU and majored in Atmospheric Science or something like that. He wanted to be a meteorlogist. Touched base with him once after we'd both graduated college, and I wanna say he wasn't even making 30 G's... and he was living in DC. Not making 30 Gs in KC wouldn't be fun, but in f*cking DC? That's a top ramen salary. It was all I could do to hold in the, "Sheezus... why even go to college?"

Yeah, that's my deal. I suck at math. But I want to make money. No point paying all this money if I'm not gonna make any money afterwards. So I'm having trouble picking a major.

Pants
01-21-2005, 12:42 AM
I loved taking lit classes in college. Probably because I took AP Lit in HS and was decent at it. At an engineering school, most folks can't write a paper for shit. So, I could half ass it and get an A. The humanities profs I had loved me.

I'm good at writing, never had problems with getting good grades for papers. I always have a lot of trouble starting one. My papers have to be original, I could always BS like the other kids, but I guess I was always too proud. So I always ended up writing them at the last moment. Too much stress, I'm happy I'm done with it.

I also wish I didn't skip as much Sociology last year. That was the time I got really lazy and disillusioned about college, having aced the first semester. Needless to say, I'm regretting it now.

teedubya
01-21-2005, 12:44 AM
Yeah, that's my deal. I suck at math. But I want to make money. No point paying all this money if I'm not gonna make any money afterwards. So I'm having trouble picking a major.

I didnt care to much for math either... however, now that I am dedicated to the Stock market, and up several thousand in the past few weeks... I recommend dedicating a small amount of time to math.

David.
01-21-2005, 12:45 AM
I'm off to sleep folks. Gotta get up at 7 to work out.

Phobia
01-21-2005, 12:46 AM
A good friend of mine from HS went to MU and majored in Atmospheric Science or something like that. He wanted to be a meteorlogist. Touched base with him once after we'd both graduated college, and I wanna say he wasn't even making 30 G's... and he was living in DC. Not making 30 Gs in KC wouldn't be fun, but in f*cking DC? That's a top ramen salary. It was all I could do to hold in the, "Sheezus... why even go to college?"

When I got out of the USMC, a company offered me $30somethingK to work in DC. I laughed in their faces. Really. Kinda burned that bridge - like I wanted to work in D.C. anyway. Took a job for $40k in Boston which wasn't much better and moved up to $50k in Houston 4 months later. $50k in Houston is like $150k in Boston. Then the next year I was into 6 figures. Those were the days.

|Zach|
01-21-2005, 12:46 AM
I didnt care to much for math either... however, now that I am dedicated to the Stock market, and up several thousand in the past few weeks... I recommend dedicating a small amount of time to math.
If you graduated HS then you know enough math to deal with the stock market.

teedubya
01-21-2005, 12:46 AM
regardless of what college/university you go to... I recommend taking at least ONE aerobics class. The class at KU, that I took in '97 was full of about 30 pieces of fine trim, all bending over... all class long.

This geeky chinese dude and I were the only dudes in the class. I got laid by 5 different chicks from that class. Metrolike... since you go to my alma mater... I definately recommend it.

Phobia
01-21-2005, 12:48 AM
regardless of what college/university you go to... I recommend taking at least ONE aerobics class. The class at KU, that I took in '97 was full of about 30 pieces of fine trim, all bending over... all class long.

This geeky chinese dude and I were the only dudes in the class. I got laid by 5 different chicks from that class. Metrolike... since you go to my alma mater... I definately recommend it.

I don't even believe you've been laid by 5 different chicks. How are we supposed to believe this ****ing whopper?

Pants
01-21-2005, 12:48 AM
A good friend of mine from HS went to MU and majored in Atmospheric Science or something like that. He wanted to be a meteorlogist. Touched base with him once after we'd both graduated college, and I wanna say he wasn't even making 30 G's... and he was living in DC. Not making 30 Gs in KC wouldn't be fun, but in f*cking DC? That's a top ramen salary. It was all I could do to hold in the, "Sheezus... why even go to college?"

That's what I'm afraid of. I can still change my major. With the exception of medical and law schools, nothing is guaranteed to score good money right after graduation. IT and engineering is being outsourced like a mother****er. I was thinking of doing engineering, but then I thought, I wouldn't want to spend my life in a cubicle.

Hopefully, Bush will keeping fugging up at the rate he currently is and people with background in Environmental Studies will be needed in 4-5 years.

teedubya
01-21-2005, 12:48 AM
When I got out of the USMC, a company offered me $30somethingK to work in DC. I laughed in their faces. Really. Kinda burned that bridge - like I wanted to work in D.C. anyway. Took a job for $40k in Boston which wasn't much better and moved up to $50k in Houston 4 months later. $50k in Houston is like $150k in Boston. Then the next year I was into 6 figures. Those were the days.

From 6 figures to 6 dollars, eh? Why did you give up that profession?

teedubya
01-21-2005, 12:49 AM
I don't even believe you've been laid by 5 different chicks. How are we supposed to believe this ****ing whopper?

just cuz you were married to psychowhore, dont hate the player... hate the game.

Phobia
01-21-2005, 12:51 AM
From 6 figures to 6 dollars, eh? Why did you give up that profession?

Heh. I'll have you know I make $12 a day now.

ENDelt260
01-21-2005, 12:57 AM
regardless of what college/university you go to... I recommend taking at least ONE aerobics class. The class at KU, that I took in '97 was full of about 30 pieces of fine trim, all bending over... all class long.

You've obviously never been to Rolla, Missouri.

|Zach|
01-21-2005, 12:59 AM
I know my major...its just a very broad one and I am not sure what direction I am going to take it...

I am going into Mass Media at SMS.

I am not sure if I am more so interested in videography and media prodcution or possibly audio. Or even media analysis....im not sure.

I like it though so I am goin for it.

teedubya
01-21-2005, 01:00 AM
You've obviously never been to Rolla, Missouri.

you sir, are correct. I have heard the Freshman 15 is more like 35 in Rolla. However, most aerobics chicks are the ones who want to keep fit... so most colleges, I assume would have at least a few nice pieces of ass to stare at during that class.

Heh... bend over and touch your toes... and move your hips around in a circle... FEEL THE BURN. Oh man... mammaries, sweet memories.

Pants
01-21-2005, 01:04 AM
Shit, I'll take that advice. I'll spend this semester getting more flexible, and I'll take that class fall of '05. Hehe, awesome.

teedubya
01-21-2005, 01:05 AM
yeah man, I aint bullshitting. Trust me on this one.

teedubya
01-21-2005, 01:07 AM
make sure to schedule a break after the class... in case opportunity arises... also, so you can shower up for your next class... id schedule it around 11ish if possible, then go with a ho to lunch...maybe score a 'nooner'

ENDelt260
01-21-2005, 01:13 AM
you sir, are correct. I have heard the Freshman 15 is more like 35 in Rolla. However, most aerobics chicks are the ones who want to keep fit... so most colleges, I assume would have at least a few nice pieces of ass to stare at during that class.

Heh... bend over and touch your toes... and move your hips around in a circle... FEEL THE BURN. Oh man... mammaries, sweet memories.
I don't even know if they offer an aerobics course in Rolla... but, if they do, there's no way in hell I would venture towards it. Bunch of fatties squeezed into tights.... ugh.

Sure, they may say they wanna keep fit... but, after class they're headed straight to the Grotto for beer.

RollaMO... 76% male... but, 50/50 by weight.

Pants
01-21-2005, 01:20 AM
I don't even know if they offer an aerobics course in Rolla... but, if they do, there's no way in hell I would venture towards it. Bunch of fatties squeezed into tights.... ugh.

Sure, they may say they wanna keep fit... but, after class they're headed straight to the Grotto for beer.

RollaMO... 76% male... but, 50/50 by weight.

Hahahahaha. BTW, KU has some hot bitches. I don't know WTF gets that kinda action. Effing, insane.

Phobia
01-21-2005, 01:21 AM
RollaMO... 76% male... but, 50/50 by weight.

Why would any straight male want to go there and continue to return each year in the spring??
.......

uh?


OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did I not see that?

teedubya
01-21-2005, 01:27 AM
Why would any straight male want to go there and continue to return each year in the spring??
.......

uh?


OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did I not see that?

my post on the other thread kinda hit it, didnt it? heh.

Phobia
01-21-2005, 01:30 AM
my post on the other thread kinda hit it, didnt it? heh.

You could be talking about 5,300 odd posts. Would you care to narrow it down?

ENDelt260
01-21-2005, 01:31 AM
Why would any straight male want to go there and continue to return each year in the spring??
.......

uh?


OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did I not see that?
No, it's not something nearly as trendy as being gay. I'm just an alcoholic... and it's accepted there.

Plus, I managed to bang a few of the scattered cute girls while I was there... not that I expect anyone here to believe that.

teedubya
01-21-2005, 01:31 AM
You could be talking about 5,300 odd posts. Would you care to narrow it down?

yeah...that one... over on that other thread.

ENDelt260
01-21-2005, 01:32 AM
You could be talking about 5,300 odd posts. Would you care to narrow it down?
I think he insinuated that I was gay. Or something.

It's kinda like being in a HS boys locker room and shouting, "Remember that time I snapped you with a towel?"

|Zach|
01-21-2005, 01:38 AM
I think he insinuated that I was gay. Or something.


So basically, Phobia didn't have to narrow it down. The pretty much sums up most of the posts.

Phobia
01-21-2005, 01:39 AM
So basically, Phobia didn't have to narrow it down. The pretty much sums up most of the posts.

Most of Ali's posts or,.... like, most the posts at ChiefsPlanet?

Cuz, I gotta go with the latter option. I'd say a good half my 38k posts are calling somebody a fag.

|Zach|
01-21-2005, 01:41 AM
Most of Ali's posts or,.... like, most the posts at ChiefsPlanet?

Cuz, I gotta go with the latter option. I'd say a good half my 38k posts are calling somebody a fag.
Seems way more consistant with a few posters than the planet average.

To each their own :)

Pants
01-21-2005, 01:44 AM
Why can you say fag, while fagg0t gets filtered? Fagg0t is so much better.

Phobia
01-21-2005, 01:46 AM
Why can you say fag, while fagg0t gets filtered? Fagg0t is so much better.

Because filtering faggot is funny. At least, Bob Dole thinks so....

ENDelt260
01-21-2005, 01:46 AM
Why can you say fag, while fagg0t gets filtered? Fagg0t is so much better.
It's a filter left over from a joke from a long time ago.

The mods here are pretty lazy... we don't clean up after ourselves. Partly because the joke is funnier when it lasts years after anyone remembers what it's about.

Pants
01-21-2005, 01:47 AM
Because filtering pillowbiter is funny. At least, Bob Dole thinks so....

Well, Bob and Skip are the only cool poeple here, so I guess I can't bitch about that.

Knob
01-21-2005, 01:48 AM
I think its about planet vacation time
See ya later, oh and did you hear John Goodman died. ROFL

Phobia
01-21-2005, 01:49 AM
Well, Bob and Skip are the only cool poeple here, so I guess I can't bitch about that.

I know you meant cranky, but that's fine.

Rausch
01-21-2005, 06:59 AM
Because filtering pillowbiter is funny. At least, Bob Dole thinks so....

Sorry, I'm not posting the Pillowbiter-Dole pic...

stevieray
01-21-2005, 07:40 AM
I think its about planet vacation time

Good idea... I think I might join you.

David.
01-21-2005, 07:50 AM
Good idea... I think I might join you.

just when I thought things couldn't get any better...

stevieray
01-21-2005, 07:52 AM
just when I thought things couldn't get any better...


it's dipshits like you that make it easy.

David.
01-21-2005, 08:18 AM
it's dipshits like you that make it easy.

I'm just effin with ya. C'mon, you talk shit to me all the time, but cry when I poke back. Grow a sack.

Mr. Kotter
01-21-2005, 08:22 AM
Environmental Studies.

Global Warming is destroying the earth. Get over it.

Mr. Kotter
01-21-2005, 08:24 AM
Ali just graduated from the SDChiefsfan school of posting.

No, no....I'd have said something like, "Out for another evening of fudge packing....don't work so hard" or somethin' like that.

Mr. Kotter
01-21-2005, 08:27 AM
I loved taking lit classes in college. Probably because I took AP Lit in HS and was decent at it. At an engineering school, most folks can't write a paper for shit. So, I could half ass it and get an A. The humanities profs I had loved me.

:spock:

I spent 3 semester at KU as an Engineering major. Humanties professors convinced me, because of my writing to change majors....and I was havin' doubts about engineering (good at Math, but WTF is the point?--I hated it) BASTARDS. :cuss:


At the time, I thought Poli Sci might prepare me for Law School. Then I decided being a lawyer, other than the money, would really suck.

Joe Seahawk
01-21-2005, 08:43 AM
Since I can't find the Friday goof off thread, I'm putting this here in Iowanian's thread..

Not Safe for work.. I've been robbed! (http://playadelcarmeninfo.com/media/data/500/1993image001-med.jpg)

RNR
01-21-2005, 09:13 AM
I enjoy your posts Iwoanian, and I also read that stevieray is getting tired of the board . Take a break and come back. I have taken long breaks from the internet while on the road, but when I return the Planet is like a old favorite bar.

There is always new patrons some I like and some I ignore, but it is cool to see the old regulars. I don't spend the time here I once did, but still enjoy it. I hope to see both of you around again.

ChiTown
01-21-2005, 10:23 AM
I think its about planet vacation time

Yep. I think it's always a good idea to vacate this place in January (especially since the Chiefs are rarely playing) and come back right around draft time.

Pants
01-21-2005, 12:10 PM
Global Warming is destroying the earth. Get over it.

You got kids? I guess it'll be my job to save dey asses.

ENDelt260
01-21-2005, 12:17 PM
Sorry, I'm not posting the Pillowbiter-Dole pic...
On behalf of everyone with eyes, I thank you.

Calcountry
01-21-2005, 12:19 PM
Dude, I'm your hero. That's why you had to go get your lip pierced. You want to be just like me.

"Did you ever know that you are my HHEEEEEEEEEEROOO".

Rain Man
01-21-2005, 12:25 PM
Wow. First it's Paul Hackett. Then it's Kurt Schottenheimer. Then it's Mike Stock. And now it's Iowanian.