Anyone have AIDS or HepB on the planet?

[Knob]

Just curious

[Phobia]

Oh Sweet Jesus. Here we go again.

[Knob]

Oh Sweet Jesus. Here we go again.
was this already done

[Phobia]

was this already done

Yes, most all of us are HepB and AIDS poz. Take your pick.

This Chiefs bullshit is just a cover. How did you find us?

[Pants]

Yes, most all of us are HepB and AIDS poz. Take your pick.

This Chiefs bullshit is just a cover. How did you find us?

Well, not true. Some of us are only one of the two. Me, well I'm HepB.

[Hammock Parties]

HAY IS THIZ JOKE? I JUST LUV CHEEFS.

[|Zach|]

My crabs have herpes.

[Pants]

HAY IS THIZ JOKE? I JUST LUV CHEEFS.

JBret, what do you do? Do you have a job, do you study?

[Hammock Parties]

JBret, what do you do? Do you have a job, do you study?

Yeah I have a job...I might go back to school sometime this year.

Why?

[TheNextStep]

I'm pretty sure that you have to have AIDS before you're even allowed to like the Chiefs. It's like a qualification or something.

[Pants]

Yeah I have a job...I might go back to school sometime this year.

Why?

I see, cool cool.

I was just wondering.

[Hammock Parties]

I see, cool cool.

I was just wondering.

Stop calling me JBret.

[Phobia]

Stop calling me JBret.

Does that bother you? Heh. Cool.

[Pants]

Stop calling me JBret.

That's the name you had when I joined. You wanna be called goat instead?

[|Zach|]

Stop calling me JBret.
Sure fire way to make sure you keep getting called JBret.

[Hammock Parties]

Goat is fine by me. JBret is faggy.

Speaking of usernames, I hope Slayer's all grizzled up for the weigh in next week.

HEY! CHANGE IT BACK TO GOATCHEESE!!

[Pants]

Goat is fine by me. JBret is faggy.

Speaking of usernames, I hope Slayer's all grizzled up for the weigh in next week.

HEY! CHANGE IT BACK TO GOATCHEESE!!

ROFL

Sorry, goat.

[TheNextStep]

JBret is faggy.

HEY! CHANGE IT BACK TO GOATCHEESE!!

Phobia f***ing rules... I just think everyone should know that...

[Hammock Parties]

God dammit, this is bullshit.

I'm not ****ing JBret, I'm GoatCheese, GoChiefs, MeatPeeker...whatever you prefer.

[Pants]

God dammit, this is bullshit.

I'm not ****ing JBret, I'm GoatCheese, GoChiefs, MeatPeeker...whatever you prefer.

Ahahahaha. Dude, you are making it worse. This is f*cking priceless.

[Miles]

Goat is fine by me. JBret is faggy.

Speaking of usernames, I hope Slayer's all grizzled up for the weigh in next week.

HEY! CHANGE IT BACK TO GOATCHEESE!!

Hey you picked the faggy name to begin with. Though i cant say that much since mine is lame as well. But at least i was reallly wasted when i picked mine.

[TheNextStep]

Settle down, JBret. Just because your username is JBret, it doesn't mean that you can't still milk goats or peek at meat or whatever the f*** it is that you do...

[Phobia]

Hey you picked the faggy name to begin with. Though i cant say that much since mine is lame as well. But at least i was reallly wasted when i picked mine.

What would you rather have, faggot?

[teedubya]

ownage. I love it.

[Hammock Parties]

ownage. I love it.

We should change your name to Assy Queef.

[TheNextStep]

Hey you picked the faggy name to begin with. Though i cant say that much since mine is lame as well. But at least i was reallly wasted when i picked mine.
Nah... can't read your username without thinking of Miles Davis. Like him or not, you can't think "Miles Davis" and then think "Fag"...

You're good.

[Miles]

What would you rather have, pillowbiter?

No thank you, drive through.

[Hammock Parties]

No thank you, drive through.

Oooh look, Miles is shakin' in his boots.

ROFL

[Phobia]

Nah... can't read your username without thinking of Miles Davis. Like him or not, you can't think "Miles Davis" and then think "Fag"...

You're good.

I read his name and think "Dune fag". He might as well called himself Luke Skywalker.

[teedubya]

We should change your name to Assy Queef.

it would be better than JBret.

[Miles]

Oooh look, Miles is shakin' in his boots.

ROFL

Oh you didnt like my bevis and butthead quote?

[Pants]

Hey, at least JBret is orginal. I was getting shit for my tag as well. Thanks to the fagg0ts in American Idol and their coinage of metrosexual. I'm like the Michael Bolton (from Office Space) of chiefsplanet.

[Hammock Parties]

it would be better than JBret.

I'd rather be JBret than Assy Queef.

[Phobia]

it would be better than JBret.

Wow. I think this could very well have been your DUMBEST post.

[Pants]

I'd rather be JBret than Assy Queef.

You know your name is about to change again, right? You are trully stupid.

[Hammock Parties]

Wow. I think this could very well have been your DUMBEST post.

OOOOOWNED! ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

You know your name is about to change again, right? You are trully stupid.

Check again....my little plot worked.

[Pants]

Wow. I think this could very well have been your DUMBEST post.

God, f*cking dammit. I was first, my computer is just slower.

[Miles]

I read his name and think "Dune fag". He might as well called himself Luke Skywalker.

Yeah thats what i get for registering here on the night i finish reading Dune for ya. And drunk as well.

[Hammock Parties]

Welp, I guess I have to change my title now. Teh legend is gone.

[Phobia]

Check again....my little plot worked.

Yeah. You are the master.

[Hammock Parties]

Yeah. You are the master.

God dammit....**** you, Phobia! **** you!

[teedubya]

heh. drunk mods... so much for laughing at JBret.

[Phobia]

God dammit....**** you, Phobia! **** you!

Your plot SUCKS.

[Pants]

Welp, I guess I have to change my title now. Teh legend is gone.

Assy Queef, you are a moron.

[Phobia]

heh. drunk mods... so much for laughing at JBret.

Which name did you prefer?

[TheNextStep]

I read pretty steadily, but I've never gotten around to "Dune" as I'm not a big Sci-Fi kinda guy.

You have my apologies, Miles. I mistakenly tried to associate you with Jazz when, obviously to far nerdy motherf***ers than me, you were crying out for acknowledgement as some freaked out f***ing Dune Geek. I take it all back. You're a f***ing dickheaded faggot who likes William Shatner's poetry. Go imagine Sting stars in your own personal movie and then F*** yourself.

[Phobia]

I mistakenly tried to associate you with Jazz when, obviously to far nerdy motherf***ers than me

I admit. I had to fall back on google. Heh.

http://www.google.com/search?q=miles+teg&sourceid=mozilla-search&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

[teedubya]

Which name did you prefer?

Heh... :banghead:

[teedubya]

here could be your avatar JBret.

http://drflash.hu/images/fart.jpg

[Miles]

I read pretty steadily, but I've never gotten around to "Dune" as I'm not a big Sci-Fi kinda guy.

You have my apologies, Miles. I mistakenly tried to associate you with Jazz when, obviously to far nerdy motherf***ers than me, you were crying out for acknowledgement as some freaked out f***ing Dune Geek. I take it all back. You're a f***ing dickheaded pillowbiter who likes William Shatner's poetry. Go imagine Sting stars in your own personal movie and then F*** yourself.

Thanks for the words of encoragement. I not really a dune geek...just finished reading em they day i registered. If i would have been sober i would have picked a much better literary charactor like Yossarian or something.

[Miles]

I admit. I had to fall back on google. Heh.

http://www.google.com/search?q=miles+teg&sourceid=mozilla-search&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

I figured that would be my cover. Everyone though that would be my name or something.

[teedubya]

Thanks for the words of encoragement. I not really a dune geek...just finished reading em they day i registered. If i would have been sober i would have picked a much better literary charactor like Yossarian or something.

so would like to be ASSarian?

[Hammock Parties]

Hey....cool.

[Phobia]

Just curious

Seriously, though.

WTF kind of question is that? Did you expect a dozen cock-suckers to wave their hands in the air, "ooooh, pick me - pick me"?

[Miles]

Hey....cool.

Great even he thinks my lame ass user name is cool...

[Hammock Parties]

Great even he thinks my lame ass user name is cool...

Well, I am a big Dune fan. In fact I need to re-read that shite here pretty soon, been awhile.

The spice extends life, biatch!

[Miles]

Any chance you could change my name to "Miles"?

[Phobia]

Any chance you could change my name to "Miles"?

I hope your check clears, dude.

[Miles]

I hope your check clears, dude.

Probably not, but nevertheless thanks anyways.

[Fairplay]

Hey, at least JBret is orginal. I was getting shit for my tag as well. Thanks to the fagg0ts in American Idol and their coinage of metrosexual. I'm like the Michael Bolton (from Office Space) of chiefsplanet.






You should have thought about the potential consequences before useing that name Metro.





______________________________________________________________________

[Pants]

You should have thought about the potential consequences before useing that name Metro.


Have you seen the movie Office Space? Like Michael, I had this tag long before those fagg0ts started doing Idol.

[KcMizzou]

Seriously, though.

WTF kind of question is that? Did you expect a dozen cock-suckers to wave their hands in the air, "ooooh, pick me - pick me"? ROFLROFL

[teedubya]

damn, my rep is getting powerful... i negged him once, and ROB went down 2 green bars. Im am superhuman!!!111one

[Pants]

damn, my rep is getting powerful... i negged him once, and ROB went down 2 green bars. Im am superhuman!!!111one

It does say you are a repwhore...

[teedubya]

anyone think "Rob" is a SDChiefsFan alias?

[Phobia]

anyone think "Rob" is a SDChiefsFan alias?

No. Not at all.

[KcMizzou]

No. Not at all.
ROFL

[Pants]

anyone think "Rob" is a SDChiefsFan alias?

Heh, I'll neg rep him just for that. Even if it's just suspicion, he deserves the neg rep. Good point.

[teedubya]

meaning that he probably got an enema after he ate that mouse shit... so it was on his mind.


blatant use of smilies is peculiar.

[Pants]

"Rob has reached the bottom. Please consider suicidal options" ROFL
Phobia you need more rep explanations for the red boxes.

[Phobia]

I promise Rob is not SD. Promise.

[Pants]

I promise Rob is not SD. Promise.

How do you know?

[Phobia]

How do you know?

IP

[teedubya]

damn, someone mighty and all-weilding hooked Rob up with some squares.

[Miles]

How do you know?

Powerful tools n such.

[Pants]

I'm out, kids. Class in da monin'.

[Mr. Kotter]

anyone think "Rob" is a SDChiefsFan alias?

You guys are fugged now; I've learned how to proxy through peer-to-peer...heh-heh. :)







Not really.....although, that could be fun as hell....

[Mr. Kotter]

I promise Rob is not SD. Promise.

See post #78, bastage! PBJ

I've learned gochiefs trick.......







:toast:








Not really....dang it....

FTR, I think it's Phil's "parody" of me. The fruit avvy, and the topic of this thread gives it away........see; I'm back to "normal" (more or less) Phil

[Saulbadguy]

Where do you work, JBret?

[Mr. Kotter]

Where do you work, JBret?

Forever more, gochiefs is now JBret.... :thumb:

:)

[Phobia]

FTR, I think it's Phil's "parody" of me. The fruit avvy, and the topic of this thread gives it away........see; I'm back to "normal" (more or less) Phil[/I][/SIZE]

Don't flatter yourself. Parodies of you have been overplayed.... by you. Why would I do another? Besides, this dude registered long ago. He's really Rob.

[Eleazar]

Hey....cool.

Hey, I just noticed that JBret has way fewer posts than me. How is this possible?

[Mr. Kotter]

Don't flatter yourself. Parodies of you have been overplayed.... by you. Why would I do another? Besides, this dude registered long ago. He's really Rob.

R U insinuating I can't figure out how to post by proxy like gochiefs? :harumph:







I haven't, damn it.....yet. :)

[Jenny Gump]

Stop calling me JBret.

Hi JBret.

[Calcountry]

Settle down, JBret. Just because your username is JBret, it doesn't mean that you can't still milk goats or peek at meat or whatever the f*** it is that you do...
What about teh gheyest one of all, just plain "username"?

[BigRedChief]

Goat is fine by me. JBret is faggy.

Are you not comfortable with your sexual orientation? A name makes you faggy?

[Mr. Kotter]

Are you not comfortable with your sexual orientation? A name makes you faggy?

Well, if J stand for "Jewell"

[Pants]

Discussion of the term metrosexual existed here long before you.

Yeah, but didn't the people on American Idol come up with the term? That's what that fat black dude said on Conan the other night. I've been Metrolike in everything, not just CP, and before the f*cking Idol.

[Pants]

No.

That's what the fat black judge said on Conan. I think that douche would know. Besides, that word isn't even in any dictionary...(wasn't a month ago at least)...

[Rausch]

That's what the fat black judge said on Conan.

Well, you might as well have said "I read it on the interweb, it must be true..."

[Pants]

Well, you might as well have said "I read it on the interweb, it must be true..."

intraweb is teh rox0r, omfg wtf lolololol~~~11!!on3oneoneone!!!`

[OldTownChief]

Goat is fine by me. JBret is faggy.



For a while your name was "Fag" Now THATS faggy.

[Pants]

If it weren't for the fact that you've established yourself as a poster of retarded shit, I'd think that might be the silliest thing you've posted.

Holy shit, man you so pwnd me. Find me an entry 'metrosexual' in a credible dictionary.

[|Zach|]

I used the term before American Idle

[|Zach|]

Holy shit, man you so pwnd me. Find me an entry 'metrosexual' in a credible dictionary.
http://open-dictionary.com/Metrosexual

[|Zach|]

http://www.wordspy.com/words/metrosexual.asp

[Mr. Kotter]

I used the term before American Idle

That doesn't surprise me.

[Pants]

Whether or not metrosexual is in a dictionary hasn't got a goddammed thing to do with whether or not the fatass from American Idol coined the term.

Who the **** gives a shit? My point was it's a new term, I used metrolike before people were saying metrosexual. At the very least before everyone started saying that shit. I don't wanna know why you'd be using that word at all, Zach.

[|Zach|]

That doesn't surprise me.
Tough to avoid it if you are in HS or college and are social.

[|Zach|]

I don't wanna know why you'd be using that word at all, Zach.
Because there are people that fit the description.

[Mr. Kotter]

Tough to avoid it if you are in HS or college and are social.

I was being serious...your age and all.

[Mr. Kotter]

Because there are people that fit the description.

ESPN's Mike Greenberg comes to mind immediately.

[Pants]

Whether or not metrosexual is in a dictionary hasn't got a goddammed thing to do with whether or not the fatass from American Idol coined the term.

1994? rofl, the first time I heard the word was when I joined the CP. And Zach, by credible I meant something like Marriam-Webster or Oxford, but yeah...

[|Zach|]

I was being serious...your age and all.
Yup

[|Zach|]

1994? rofl, the first time I heard the word was when I joined the CP. And Zach, by credible I meant omething like Marriam-Webster or Oxford, but yeah...
I would say I first heard it or used it since around '97

[Pants]

I would say I first heard it or used it since around '97

I guess you hang with people who read Vanity a lot, rofl.

[|Zach|]

I guess you hang with people who read Vanity a lot, rofl.
Nope

[Pants]

Nope

Hah, so how did you come across this word? I'm seriously curious, because no one I know uses it, and it was completely unfamiliar to me untill recently.

[Mr. Kotter]

Hah, so how did you come across this word? I'm seriously curious, because no one I know uses it, and it was completelly unfamiliar to me untill recently.

Dude, I'm a 40 yr old redneck white dude, and I've known the word for 5-6 years....

[|Zach|]

Hah, so how did you come across this word? I'm seriously curious, because no one I know uses it, and it was completelly unfamiliar to me untill recently.
It was commonly used in my highschool...you didn't have read a certain magazine or be in some sepcial club to know it. Thats all I know...you are more than welcome to track down and call the Blue Springs High School Class Of '02 if you would like more info...

I never heard it or said it while playing XBox :hmmm: :)

[Pants]

Dude, I'm a 40 yr old redneck white dude, and I've known the word for 5-6 years....

Hah! I guess I should watch more TV, then. Or read more magazines, or something...

[Mr. Kotter]

Hah! I guess I should watch more TV, then. Or read more magazines, or something...

yeah, I don't think it's common in D&D, playstation II games, or porn....gochiefs is probably not familiar with it either.

[Pants]

It was commonly used in my highschool...you didn't have read a certain magazine or be in some sepcial club to know it. Thats all I know...you are more than welcome to track down and call the Blue Springs High School Class Of '02 if you would like more info...

I never heard it or said it while playing XBox :hmmm: :)

Yeah, me neither. I usually play Xbox with my friends, and like I said, no one I know uses that word. Thankfully.

So in your HS, was it used as an insult? Or did people go around saying, "wow, he's such a metrosexual" all the time?

[Mr. Kotter]

Yeah, me neither. I usually play Xbox with my friends, and like I said, no one I know uses that word. Thankfully.

So in your HS, was it used as an insult? Or did people go around saying, "wow, he's such a metrosexual" all the time?

Two words for you: Leonardo DiCaprio

or John Kerry

[|Zach|]

Yeah, me neither. I usually play Xbox with my friends, and like I said, no one I know uses that word. Thankfully.

So in your HS, was it used as an insult? Or did people go around saying, "wow, he's such a metrosexual" all the time?
It was more so just a matter of fact...not and insult but not something use as a banner and fly it around...

It really wasnt that big of deal. Just called them like you saw them.

[Pants]

yeah, I don't think it's common in D&D, playstation II games, or porn....gochiefs is probably not familiar with it either.

Nah, I just don't spend time with faggy dudes and don't watch reality TV much. I'm also not into 15 year old highschool girls.

[Pants]

Aiii, kids, I's got Bio2 at 1:30. I is out.

[Mr. Kotter]

Nah, I just don't spend time with faggy dudes and don't watch reality TV much. I'm also not into 15 year old highschool girls.

You leave ENDelt out of this... :shake:

[Mr. Kotter]

Dammit! You weren't supposed to let everyone know that I'm really a 15 year old HS girl.

Imagine my surprise the first time I met you....thought I was hookin' up with a 25ish twink..... :banghead:

:p