SO... Who's been drinking tonite??

[SPchief]

:)

[Phobia]

Not me.

[Pants]

I was wasted last night. First time in over a month.

[SPchief]

NOOOOORRRRRRRR MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE

[Phobia]

I think I should edit that last response.

[Miles]

Yep, you going to call and wake me up tomorrow or something?

[Phobia]

Yep, you going to call and wake me up tomorrow or something?

I think I can convince HIV/HepB Rob to give you call. Hell, he might even roll over and jiggle you awake.

[Pants]

I think I should edit that last response.

?

[teedubya]

heh... i think JBret left the building in a huff.

[Phobia]

?

He kinda missed the "T" on his keyboard. NOOOORRRRR MEEEEE doesn't make sense, but if.... well, I think you get the idea. Right?

[Hammock Parties]

heh... i think JBret left the building in a huff.

No, I don't drink.

I am going to bed though.

[Phobia]

heh... i think JBret left the building in a huff.

He's taking his frustration out on Taylor Rain.

[Phobia]

No, I don't drink.

Since when?

[Hammock Parties]

He's taking his frustration out on Taylor Rain.

No, actually...I have it there when I decided I need to blow off a little steam though. :)

[Miles]

I think I can convince HIV/HepB Rob to give you call. Hell, he might even roll over and jiggle you awake.

Nah that would violate the buffer zone.

[teedubya]

so how many minutes does he get to keep the username gochiefs?

[Hammock Parties]

Since when?

Maybe I should rephrase. I don't drink OFTEN. I've imbibed alcoholic beverages on 3 nights in my young life.

[teedubya]

speaking of which, I cant believe any of you ****ers didnt give me any Taylor Rain rep... man, she is a rock star, yet i got no love.... GAWWSH!!! Flippin IDIOTS!

[Pants]

Assy Queef, I thought your plan worked? Why did you change your name?

[teedubya]

download Weapons of ASS Destruction 2. Heh. pure niceness.

[Hammock Parties]

speaking of which, I cant believe any of you ****ers didnt give me any Taylor Rain rep... man, she is a rock star, yet i got no love.... GAWWSH!!! Flippin IDIOTS!

There's some rep for you.

[TheNextStep]

I don't even f***ing know who Taylor Rain is.

I've had 5 beers and I'm pretty well f***ed up. I remember when I first came back to the U.S. after living in Europe for 7 years and I could drink a whole lot more than this without even feeling a buzz. Man, times change....

[Phobia]

speaking of which, I cant believe any of you ****ers didnt give me any Taylor Rain rep... man, she is a rock star, yet i got no love.... GAWWSH!!! Flippin IDIOTS!

Why would I give you rep for an ass ho I've been watching since she was 18?

[Pants]

download Weapons of ASS Destruction 2. Heh. pure niceness.

WTF? "Pure awesomeness" was coined by me. You can't use shit like that.

[Phobia]

I don't even f***ing know who Taylor Rain is.

I've had 5 beers and I'm pretty well f***ed up. I remember when I first came back to the U.S. after living in Europe for 7 years and I could drink a whole lot more than this without even feeling a buzz. Man, times change....

You need to learn who Taylor Rain is, lightweight.

[Pants]

Why would I give you rep for an ass ho I've been watching since she was 18?

You missed the year she started?

[Miles]

Maybe I should rephrase. I don't drink OFTEN. I've imbibed alcoholic beverages on 3 nights in my young life.

Drink more often then. You might suprise yourself and actually get laid.

[teedubya]

There's some rep for you.

i was just kidding about the rep... I have been watching her for a while also... thing is... it was only on the Cum Fiesta movie... heh... then I stumble across another and found out her new stage name... and its been true love every since.


I just have this thing for hot petite brunettes that ask for it up the ass

[Hammock Parties]

Drink more often then. You might suprise yourself and actually get laid.

Nah, I just don't like booze that much. I'm not that gung-ho about getting laid, either...I'm sure it's great and all, but I'm lazy.

[Pants]

i was just kidding about the rep... I have been watching her for a while also... thing is... it was only on the Cum Fiesta movie... heh... then I stumble across another and found out her new stage name... and its been true love every since.


I just have this thing for hot petite brunettes that ask for it up the ass

I have a weird video of her, she's gettin it and there are all these college people around. Weird video, but she makes it good. She's a hard worker that's for sure.

[Hammock Parties]

I just have this thing for hot petite brunettes that ask for it up the ass

Welcome to my sig.

[TheNextStep]

You need to learn who Taylor Rain is, lightweight.

Well... from what I gather, she's a porn chick who takes it up the tailpipe. So the question is, "what the f*** are you doing memorizing the names?" Does the name really matter?

I mean, seriously...

[teedubya]

WTF? "Pure awesomeness" was coined by me. You can't use shit like that.

well then you need to put a © or a tm by your trademark phrases BEEYOTCH.

"Pure awesomeness" tm

© 2005 Metrolike

[TheNextStep]

Nah, I just don't like booze that much. I'm not that gung-ho about getting laid, either...I'm sure it's great and all, but I'm lazy.
Man, I never thought I'd see a star fall so far so fast. It seems like only yesterday when you were starring in "The Ambiguously Gay Duo"...

[Pants]

Well... from what I gather, she's a porn chick who takes it up the tailpipe. So the question is, "what the f*** are you doing memorizing the names?" Does the name really matter?

I mean, seriously...

How do you discuss porn with your friends? Do you just go, that one brunette chick? Seriously, dude, your point is weak.

[teedubya]

Well... from what I gather, she's a porn chick who takes it up the tailpipe. So the question is, "what the f*** are you doing memorizing the names?" Does the name really matter?

I mean, seriously...

well, yeah... hard to search for media with her in it, without knowing her name.

[SPchief]

Nah, I just don't like booze that much. I'm not that gung-ho about getting laid, either...I'm sure it's great and all, but I'm lazy.

slow pitch softball for a respnse......

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[TheNextStep]

How do you discuss porn with your friends? Do you just go, that one brunette chick? Seriously, dude, your point is weak.
Holy shit! I'm pretty sure I saw you at WalMart today!

Love the light blue tats all over your forearms, dude. Hope your parole officer makes a good work reference. Seriously, man...

[teedubya]

Nah, I just don't like booze that much. I'm not that gung-ho about getting laid, either...I'm sure it's great and all, but I'm lazy.


Genetics must have not been kind to you... sorry about that man. :(

[Pants]

Holy shit! I'm pretty sure I saw you at WalMart today!

Love the light blue tats all over your forearms, dude. Hope your parole officer makes a good work reference. Seriously, man...

Good one.

[Phobia]

Well... from what I gather, she's a porn chick who takes it up the tailpipe. So the question is, "what the f*** are you doing memorizing the names?" Does the name really matter?

I mean, seriously...

I don't memorize them. Ali Chi3fs mentioned Taylor Rain the other night and it sounded familiar. I looked through my folder and damned if her name wasn't there.... I couldn't name 3 other female porn stars (without looking it up) if you were dangling $100k in front of me.

[TheNextStep]

Not really... but its all I got... I'm done. Fat Tire has stolen my ability to be witty, I'm afraid. All that remains are stereotypes and "Yo Mama" jokes...

[Hammock Parties]

Genetics must have not been kind to you... sorry about that man. :(

It's not really genetics. It's more upbringing and environment.

[TheNextStep]

It's not really genetics. It's more upbringing and environment.
Same Sex parents will do that to ya, I guess.

[Miles]

Not really... but its all I got... I'm done. Fat Tire has stolen my ability to be witty, I'm afraid. All that remains are stereotypes and "Yo Mama" jokes...

Come one you can do better. Drink another beer you know the ability is there.

[Hammock Parties]

Same Sex parents will do that to ya, I guess.

Shut up.

[teedubya]

I don't memorize them. Ali Chi3fs mentioned Taylor Rain the other night and it sounded familiar. I looked through my folder and damned if her name wasn't there.... I couldn't name 3 other female porn stars (without looking it up) if you were dangling $100k in front of me.

hopefully you arent able to name 3 or more Male pornstars...

[Phobia]

Not really... but its all I got... I'm done. Fat Tire has stolen my ability to be witty, I'm afraid. All that remains are stereotypes and "Yo Mama" jokes...

I like the fat tire.

[Pants]

Same Sex parents will do that to ya, I guess.

That was pretty witty.

[Miles]

Same Sex parents will do that to ya, I guess.

Or the brother/sister conection.

[Phobia]

hopefully you arent able to name 3 or more Male pornstars...

I think I could name Peter North (how can anybody forget that name?) and that Holmes guy. WTF is his first name? Harry?

[SPchief]

I like the fat cock.

:shrug:

[TheNextStep]

Shut up.
Hey, JBret, I mean no disrespect. Just because your dad and your other dad like dick, it doesn't mean that you're strange or anything. Hell, you're a Chiefs fan, aren't you? You like dick, too!

[Miles]

I think I could name Peter North (how can anybody forget that name?) and that Holmes guy. WTF is his first name? Harry?

Nice attempt at feinging innocence. Its John.

[Pants]

I think I could name Peter North (how can anybody forget that name?) and that Holmes guy. WTF is his first name? Harry?

Peter North and Ron Jeremy. Sad.. I also could name a lot of female porn stars. How else can you tell a friend who to check out. You go, "hey man check Mia Stone out," or something.

[TheNextStep]

Nice attempt at feinging innocence. Its John.
Okay... THAT is witty.

[teedubya]

Harry Holmes. ROFL

[TheNextStep]

Hey, since we're all drunk and we're doing nothing more than rambling here, let me ask a serious question for a minute...

just consider it a break between gay jokes...

Since y'all do the 37 Forever thing, at what age will y'all start accepting children for swimming lessons?

[Phobia]

6

[TheNextStep]

Really, 6? I ask because my boy turned 4 in September and I was going to try to get him lessons this summer. Is 6 the standard age, do you know?

[Phobia]

Really, 6? I ask because my boy turned 4 in September and I was going to try to get him lessons this summer. Is 6 the standard age, do you know?

I don't think 4 is too young to learn to swim. I started mine much younger. But, 6 is the youngest we've ever sent through our programs.

[Miles]

Okay... THAT is witty.

Knew it would be.

[TheNextStep]

It was wittier when it was "JOhn"

[Phobia]

It was wittier when it was "JOhn"

It wasn't ever JOhn. You're drunk. Heh.

[TheNextStep]

Fine. In that case, Miles would be SOOOO much wittier if only he were me...

[Miles]

Fine. In that case, Miles would be SOOOO much wittier if only he were me...

Give me a few beers i can hold my own.