I have never seen Napolean Dynamite [Archive]

jspchief

01-22-2005, 10:50 PM

I just watched it tonight. It was exactly what I expected...a mix of humor and just plain dumb. It doesn't hold much "re-watch value" for me like my favorite comedies do. I certainly laughed out loud plenty of times, but in between those times was a complete waste of my life.

Saulbadguy

01-22-2005, 11:23 PM

I've watched it many times. I have it in my computer, at work. I watch it during work sometimes.

Miles

01-22-2005, 11:41 PM

Yep, everyone quoting it all the time is definitly starting to ruin it for me.

Ultra Peanut

01-23-2005, 12:20 AM

Tegless, I love your avatar... even though I haven't even gotten around to seeing that yet, either.

Hammock Parties

01-23-2005, 12:21 AM

It's not even CLOSE to being as good as the godfather!

|Zach|

01-23-2005, 12:21 AM

It's not even CLOSE to being as good as the godfather!
This is the truth.

Hammock Parties

01-23-2005, 12:23 AM

This is the truth.

I mean seriously! It's not great art! I jerk myself off to the godfather nightly!

Miles

01-23-2005, 12:23 AM

Tegless, I love your avatar... even though I haven't even gotten around to seeing that yet, either.

Tegless ROFL

Its pretty funny if you like dry humor.

|Zach|

01-23-2005, 12:24 AM

I mean seriously! It's not great art! I jerk myself off to the godfather nightly!
Well you are being sarcastic and I am being real. The Godfather is amazing.

Hammock Parties

01-23-2005, 12:26 AM

Well you are being sarcastic and I am being real. The Godfather is amazing.

The only way it could have been better is if Hasbro came out with a line of "Vito Coreleone and Horse Head" action figures.

|Zach|

01-23-2005, 12:28 AM

The only way it could have been better is if Hasbro came out with a line of "Vito Coreleone and Horse Head" action figures.
The Godfather series trumps Star Wars.

Hammock Parties

01-23-2005, 12:29 AM

The Godfather series trumps Star Wars.

Like hell it does.

People didn't wait in line for months to see Godfather III.

Miles

01-23-2005, 12:31 AM

Like hell it does.

People didn't wait in line for months to see Godfather III.

That doesnt mean anything.

|Zach|

01-23-2005, 12:32 AM

That doesnt mean anything.
It does mean a lot of parents had to do a lot of driving.

Hammock Parties

01-23-2005, 12:32 AM

That doesnt mean anything.

Yes it does.

Hammock Parties

01-23-2005, 12:36 AM

Allow me to clarify for you guys:

LIST OF HUMAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

1. The Wheel

2. Sliced Bread

3. Star Wars

|Zach|

01-23-2005, 12:37 AM

The only way it could have been better is if Hasbro came out with a line of "Vito Coreleone and Horse Head" action figures.
http://www.kropserkel.com/horsehead.htm

Hammock Parties

01-23-2005, 12:38 AM

That is sweet. I want one.

Eleazar

01-23-2005, 12:45 AM

all the nerds at my work quoting it has turned me off... haven't seen it either...

Miles

01-23-2005, 12:52 AM

all the nerds at my work quoting it has turned me off... haven't seen it either...

Hell i have even heard many people quoting it in bars. Its turing into the new "im rick james bitch" and those other annoying Chappelle quotes.

Ultra Peanut

01-23-2005, 01:07 AM

Hell i have even heard many people quoting it in bars. Its turing into the new "im rick james bitch" and those other annoying Chappelle quotes.Fear of oversaturation is one of the few logical reasons for kind of preferring things you like to remain at least slightly out of the mainstream.

|Zach|

01-23-2005, 01:08 AM

Fear of oversaturation is one of the few logical reasons for kind of preferring things you like to remain at least slightly out of the mainstream.
Also known as the "Hootie And The Blowfish Effect"

tk13

01-23-2005, 01:15 AM

Also known as the "Hootie And The Blowfish Effect"
Dude! Keep f***ing doubting Hootie! A bunch of Hootie-haters on here, that's all you are.

|Zach|

01-23-2005, 01:16 AM

Dude! Keep f***ing doubting Hootie! A bunch of Hootie-haters on here, that's all you are.
I dig it...I am not ashamed.

2bikemike

01-23-2005, 01:19 AM

And I am making it my lifelong goal to never see it.

I hate this much hype about ANYTHING whatsoever. I wish this movie would just die.

Your not missing a damn thing either. I wasted 45 minutes watching before turning it off.

Miles

01-23-2005, 01:20 AM

Also known as the "Hootie And The Blowfish Effect"

Exactly them being way overplayed is why i dont like em. They were not bad at first.

Miles

01-23-2005, 01:23 AM

Your not missing a damn thing either. I wasted 45 minutes watching before turning it off.

Have you seen anchorman yet? Its one of the rare ones i almost did that with. I somehow made it all the way through it and it did have some fairly funny moments. But it wasnt worth the pain of watching rest of its shittyness.

|Zach|

01-23-2005, 01:24 AM

Have you seen anchorman yet? Its one of the rare ones i almost did that with. I somehow made it all the way through it and it had some fairly funny moments. But it wasnt worth the pain of watching rest of its shittyness.
I loved Anchorman...when they sing Afternoon Delight in his office... ROFL

beavis

01-23-2005, 01:32 AM

I loved Anchorman...when they sing Afternoon Delight in his office... ROFL
That was the worst movie I've seen in a long time.

|Zach|

01-23-2005, 01:35 AM

That was the worst movie I've seen in a long time.
I didnt think it was going to be funny but I liked it. Mostly because of Paul Rudd.

tk13

01-23-2005, 01:36 AM

I dig it...I am not ashamed.
:) I own their first three albums, I am not ashamed. I am not a fairweather johnson.

|Zach|

01-23-2005, 01:36 AM

:) I own their first three albums, I am not ashamed. I am not a fairweather johnson.
I'm such a baby ya the Chiefs they make me cry.

Miles

01-23-2005, 01:42 AM

I didnt think it was going to be funny but I liked it. Mostly because of Paul Rudd.

I just rented last week and really thought i gave it a good chance since my many of my friends who like mindless humor didnt like it. Though when that guy opened the box of sex panther was pretty funny.

beavis

01-23-2005, 01:45 AM

I didnt think it was going to be funny but I liked it. Mostly because of Paul Rudd.
It's very rare for me to turn a movie off without finishing it, but I did on that one.

|Zach|

01-23-2005, 01:46 AM

I just rented last week and really thought i gave it a good chance since my many of my friends who like mindless humor didnt like it. Though when that guy opened the box of sex panther was pretty funny.
Thats my fav guy. Its really funny in the deleted scenes with the little bottle is trying to come out fo the hole something gets messed up and it breaks. They don't miss a beat and he just looked up and says. "That reeeally pisses me off. I payed 13k for that."

philfree

01-23-2005, 01:58 AM

I just finished watching it per the request of my 14 year old darter. She'd already seen it but she was bored and nothing was on PPV she wanted to see so I watched this off the wall movie. I can't say I hated it because I've never seen anything like it. I give my darter another week and she'll have the dance perfected. Hell maybe I'll learn it too! :hmmm: :hmmm: Naw :)

PhilFree :arrow:

Miles

01-23-2005, 02:03 AM

Thats my fav guy. Its really funny in the deleted scenes with the little bottle is trying to come out fo the hole something gets messed up and it breaks. They don't miss a beat and he just looked up and says. "That reeeally pisses me off. I payed 13k for that."

Yeah they definitly needed to have more of him instead of the country guy who wasnt funny at all.

David.

01-23-2005, 02:05 AM

I'm so goddamn sick of this movie. I've heard all these quotes like a dazillion times. Plus, I watched it before any of those douches.

Chiefs Pantalones

01-23-2005, 03:15 AM

No offense to anyone, but Star Wars is the gayest thing in the history of movies...well...the gayest thing in the history of anything actually.

Chiefs Pantalones

01-23-2005, 03:18 AM

Correction:

There's a three way tie for the gayest thing in the history of anything...

Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.

Miles

01-23-2005, 03:27 AM

Correction:

There's a three way tie for the gayest thing in the history of anything...

Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.

Lord of the Rings is definitly gayer than star wars. Havent seen (or plan to) any of the harry potter ones so i cant comment on them.

Chiefs Pantalones

01-23-2005, 03:35 AM

Lord of the Rings is definitly gayer than star wars. Havent seen (or plan to) any of the harry potter ones so i cant comment on them.

Here's a couple more gay things to add that come in a close second:

baseball, hockey, the Broncos, Chris Collinsworth, that homo eye for the normal guy show, Eminem (dude...you're white), Fred Savage, Billy Ray Sirus.

Miles

01-23-2005, 03:40 AM

Here's a couple more gay things to add that come in a close second:

baseball, hockey, the Broncos, Chris Collinsworth, that homo eye for the normal guy show, Eminem (dude...you're white), Fred Savage, Billy Ray Sirus.

Hey baseball is still badass. Just the econimics are brutal it you happen to follow a mid or small market team.

Raiderhater

01-23-2005, 09:22 AM

I just rented last week and really thought i gave it a good chance since my many of my friends who like mindless humor didnt like it. Though when that guy opened the box of sex panther was pretty funny.

"It smells like Big Foot's dick!"

ROFL Something about that line just cracks me up. Who in their right mind would come up with that description? Hell, who in their non-right mind would think that up? Overrall the movie was ok, not great, and not a total suck fest. I am about the only person I have come across who is in the middle on this. Everyone else seems to love it or hate it.

I have not seen Napolean Dynamite. Not sure I want to.

Baby Lee

01-23-2005, 09:29 AM

Raiderhater

01-23-2005, 09:59 AM

I agree, it was an uneven movie with some GREAT laughs. Forget "bigfoot's dick," who comes up with "San Diego is German for a whale's vagina?"

ROFL That too.

"I'm gonna take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner, and then never call her again."

Bowser

01-23-2005, 10:20 AM

Hey baseball is still badass. Just the econimics are brutal it you happen to follow a mid or small market team.

Your avi is going to force me to go buy that flick.

"Would any of you cunts like drink?" ROFL

You need to see it, Psi. One of the most underrated movies of 2004!

David.

01-23-2005, 12:31 PM

I'm sure you had your lip ring before any of those unoriginal copycats, too, right?

I...don't see what my lipring has to do with any of this. But, I was the first in my group to get my lip done. That's all that REALLY matters. :)

Fat Elvis

01-23-2005, 12:50 PM

Your avi is going to force me to go buy that flick.

"Would any of you cunts like drink?" ROFL

You need to see it, Psi. One of the most underrated movies of 2004!

Unfortunately, after that line the whole movie went downhill rather fast. I fell asleep watching it last night and didnt bother to finish it once I woke up. That is sad because I was really looking forward to seeing the movie.

|Zach|

01-23-2005, 01:14 PM

I hope Darius Rucker is sucking dick for crack right now.
He actually made a solo album that isn't all bad.

|Zach|

01-23-2005, 01:23 PM

"It smells like Big Foot's dick!"

ROFL Something about that line just cracks me up. Who in their right mind would come up with that description? Hell, who in their non-right mind would think that up? Overrall the movie was ok, not great, and not a total suck fest. I am about the only person I have come across who is in the middle on this. Everyone else seems to love it or hate it.

I have not seen Napolean Dynamite. Not sure I want to.
Actually Jamie, I am pretty sure that sure that is based on an SNL skit that Ferrell was in. It is one of the funniest skits that nobody seemed to see except for me and my friends. There was a group of witches and they are all standing around a huge pot and stirring it. They look disgusted and they keep making references to how bad it smells...some of them were so funny...

1st witch: This smells like a trucker's hemorrhoid pad.

2nd witch: No No, it smells like someone shit on a pile of burning hair.

3rd witch: No, it smells like a porno theatre 2 hours after the AC has gone out.

1st witch: It smells like cottage cheese served out of Andre the Giant's ass...

They keep going round and round and after a whike they make it look like they are dumping it down on a crowd of people. As they are doing this you hear Ferrell's voice out of nowhere yell.. "It smeels like Sasquatches nuts!"

Cracks me up.

Hammock Parties

01-23-2005, 03:24 PM

No offense to anyone, but Star Wars is the gayest thing in the history of movies...well...the gayest thing in the history of anything actually.

**** YOU MOTHER****ER!

Demonpenz

01-23-2005, 03:58 PM

it's pretty much my favorite video

Chiefs Pantalones

01-23-2005, 05:19 PM

Dude, we all figured out a long time ago that anything that doesn't suck your wee-wee is gay in your mind... (which is kind of an odd definition if you think about it), so just shut the f*ck up already.

:deevee: :eek:

Those are internet fightin' words!!! Help!!! :rolleyes:

You spend too much time on here. Go find yourself.