Dude... I f*cked your mom!

[ENDelt260]

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[Saulbadguy]

Future CU students.

[Rain Man]

I'll bet she had her sights set on being homecoming queen.

[FloridaChief]

That's an incredible story. I wish my mom had been just like her.

OTOH: ENDelt, fix your sig--unless "Real Mean love Jesus" refers to somthin' I just don't get...

[unlurking]

pics?

[Katipan]

How come when girls say "I ****ed your dad!" It never has quite the same impact?

[Predarat]

UKKKK!! Shes nasty too!! ick!! She looks like a crack ho.

[FloridaChief]

http://mas.scripps.com/DRMN/2005/01/21/431587738_e.jpg


Those pics are bubble-bursting. Seriously doubt I'll be able to mastubate to this story tonight...

[Rain Man]

UKKKK!! Shes nasty too!! ick!! She looks like a crack ho.


Hey, give her a break. No one looks good in their mug shot.

[chiefs4me]

OH........MY.......GOD

My sons have their friends over ALL the time,,and even though they are between ages 14 and 19,,I still look at them like babies. :shake: She's a freaking sicko

[Donger]

One boy got very emotional during his police interview and said he felt Johnson "took advantage of the kids sexually by giving them alcohol and having sex with them afterwards," Vander Veen said.

What the hell is wrong with kids today?

[unlurking]

ugh, please remove the pics!!!!!!!

[Donger]

OH........MY.......GOD

My sons have their friends over ALL the time,,and even though they are between ages 14 and 19,,I still look at them like babies. :shake: She's a freaking sicko

Do they look at you like you're a piece of meat?

[Predarat]

I think that teacher from Tampa raised our expectations too high. I was expecting one of those hottie soccer moms in spandex that look to be in their late 20's to early 30's. When i heard and read the story I was like that must of been great for those kids to nail some hot soccer mom with experience. But that picture made me vomit and now ill have to see pics before establishing my expectations.

[Rain Man]

That reminds me. I haven't heard much about Mary Kate and Ashley lately.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Future CU students.
I see you didn't feel the need to ruin HIS thread..... bastige.

[Rain Man]

Additionally, I'm guessing the kid that told his mom is getting his ass beat on a daily basis.


Good point. If he's thinking clearly at all, he's already fled the state.

[chiefs4me]

Do they look at you like you're a piece of meat?



wel I don't think so,,I have known most of these boys whole life. But my oldest son won't let me be in the pool when they are over,,:rolleyes:

[Mr. Kotter]

Wow. Incredible story....none of my friends had moms that cool when I was in HS. :harumph:





Seriously though, the woman needs some serious help.... :shake:

[Donger]

Once again, threads like this bring to the forefront the differences between underage boys and underage girls.

As a once underage male, I can't help but laught about this. So what if some adult female gave these boys booze and blew them all.

But, as a parent of a daughter, if these were underage girls being boned by some dad, I'd be pissed.

Sigh.

[Donger]

But my oldest son won't let me be in the pool when they are over,,:rolleyes:

Yeah, why give them any additional spanking material, eh?

FWIW, my Mum was very young when she had me, and was still in good shape when I was a teenager. One of my friends actually asked if I'd "be okay" if he hit on her.

[Rain Man]

What was your answer, donger?


And if they had eventually married, would you have called him 'dad' or would you have continued to use his first name?

[Amnorix]

Once again, threads like this bring to the forefront the differences between underage boys and underage girls.

As a once underage male, I can't help but laught about this. So what if some adult female gave these boys booze and blew them all.

But, as a parent of a daughter, if these were underage girls being boned by some dad, I'd be pissed.

Sigh.

I know what you mean. Somehow, I'm thinking these boys won't be mentally scarred for life or anything by these events....

[Donger]

Did you whup his ass?

Nah. I let me brothers take care of him. Quite a beating.

[Rain Man]

Hell, I get pissed when old dudes are banging broads in their early twenties.

Leave that shit for us you old, greedy bastards! You had your chance. Go f*ck your old women now.


You're condemning your own future. Men should work as a team, not compete.

[Baby Lee]

But that picture made me vomit and now ill have to see pics before establishing my expectations.
Hey! Head is head. :thumb:

[the Talking Can]

hmm...if I were 16 and she walked into the living room naked with a six pack, a bong, some bud...would I?


MOTHER FARKING YES I'D TEAR THAT SH[edited by the FCC in the name of Homeland Defense]

[Donger]

Hey! Head is head. :thumb:

No. No, it isn't.

I remember one girl in HS that actually made both of my arms go numb during a BJ.

Now that's talent.

I asked her afterwards if it were intentional. She just looked at me like I was nuts.

[Saulbadguy]

Gary Barnetts head recruiter.

[Donger]

Dude... it's not a good thing to have a heart attack.

It actually felt really cool. Of course, I was 16 at the time.

If that happened now, I admit I'd be moderately concerned.

[DeepSouth]

How come when girls say "I ****ed your dad!" It never has quite the same impact?

Because we'd all be saying, "Way to go DAD !!!!!!".

[Fat Elvis]

http://mas.scripps.com/DRMN/2005/01/21/431587738_e.jpg


Dude- She looks like your avatar.

[Phobia]

Damn. Those poor, poor kids. My heart goes out to them. What a horrible experience for them.

The "cool mom" I was banging in high school was drop dead gorgeous.

[Mr. Laz]

Mother supplied drugs, cops sayThe boy said Johnson "poured me shots of tequila one time and I consumed seven to 10 shots in a 10-minute period."

this part is a little unbelieveable


10 shots in 10 minutes takes a serious drinker to accomplish


i doubt some 16 year old kid is gonna do it without a big time stomach pumping.

[Phobia]

this part is a little unbelieveable


10 shots in 10 minutes takes a serious drinker to accomplish


i doubt some 16 year old kid is gonna do it without a big time stomach pumping.

I'll bet it just felt like 10 minutes 'cuz he ****ed her twice, too.

[Ultra Peanut]

OH........MY.......GOD

My sons have their friends over ALL the time,,and even though they are between ages 14 and 19,,I still look at them like babies. :shake: She's a freaking sickoYou want to f*ck babies?

Gross!

[Mr. Laz]

I'll bet it just felt like 10 minutes 'cuz he ****ed her twice, too.
ROFL ROFL

[chiefs4me]

You want to f*ck babies?

Gross!




wow,,good one :rolleyes:

[Donger]

wow,,good one :rolleyes:

So, are you telling me that you don't get a kick (even a slight one) out of even the possibility that these young men might be looking at you with a certain amount of lust?

[chiefs4me]

So, are you telling me that you don't get a kick (even a slight one) out of even the possibility that these young men might be looking at you with a certain amount of lust?


Are you serious with this question? Hell No,,they are like sons to me,,,most of them I have known since they were toddlers. I guess my boat doesn't rock that way,,I like them to be at least 25.;)

[Hammock Parties]

Phobia, you got some MILF-lovin' during HS? Story, please!

[Frazod]

http://mas.scripps.com/DRMN/2005/01/21/431587738_e.jpg

Well, I guess we now know what Buehla Ballbreaker has been up to since the Porky's franchise bottomed out....

Ewwwwwww :Lin:

[RedNFeisty]

Hey, it's Stiffler's Mom! Oh, wait, guess she wouldn't be quite the type that everyone in highschool would want to bone!!

[Baby Lee]

Hey, it's Stiffler's Mom!
You mean Joey's agent?

ROFL ROFL - do the robot!!!!

[CosmicPal]

The "cool mom" I was banging in high school was drop dead gorgeous.

I guess that rules out Kevin's (Rain Man's) mom.

[Phobia]

Phobia, you got some MILF-lovin' during HS? Story, please!

Every straight dude I knew did. It's no big deal.

[Hammock Parties]

Every straight dude I knew did. It's no big deal.

:(

[LiL stumppy]

Ha

[go bo]

Every straight dude I knew did. It's no big deal.what, all two of them?

[Phobia]

what, all two of them?

Considering I "know" you, you better hope not.