Katipan
01-26-2005, 12:21 PM
I am not the author, but nor do I wish to spam... Just thought you'd enjoy. :D
Raiders schedule for 2005
September 15 - Wilson Jr. High School
22 - Cub Scout Troop 101
29 - CA Blind Academy
October 6 - Spanish American War Vets
13 - Cripple Children's Home
20 - Wernersville State Hospital
27 - Girl Scout Troop 353
November 3 - VD Clinic Post #3
10 - Sacramento Boys Choir
17 - Korean Amputees
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December 9 - Utopia Gay Mens Polo Club
RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR
1). When playing polio patients, Raiders must not disconnect knee braces.
2). When playing the blind academy, Raiders must not hide the football under their jerseys.
RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR
1). A touchdown ( this is when the ball is carried over the goal line (for all us Raiders fans that have never seen this one) is still worth 6 points.
2). The Raiders will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3). The Raiders will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime during the course of the game.
4) The Raiders will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 2 for the opposing team.
5) The Raiders will be awarded a first down with each gain of 3 yards or more.
COACHING CHANGES
Norv Turner will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She no doubt will blow a few, but she won't choke on the big ones.
Raiders schedule for 2005
September 15 - Wilson Jr. High School
22 - Cub Scout Troop 101
29 - CA Blind Academy
October 6 - Spanish American War Vets
13 - Cripple Children's Home
20 - Wernersville State Hospital
27 - Girl Scout Troop 353
November 3 - VD Clinic Post #3
10 - Sacramento Boys Choir
17 - Korean Amputees
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December 9 - Utopia Gay Mens Polo Club
RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR
1). When playing polio patients, Raiders must not disconnect knee braces.
2). When playing the blind academy, Raiders must not hide the football under their jerseys.
RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR
1). A touchdown ( this is when the ball is carried over the goal line (for all us Raiders fans that have never seen this one) is still worth 6 points.
2). The Raiders will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3). The Raiders will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime during the course of the game.
4) The Raiders will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 2 for the opposing team.
5) The Raiders will be awarded a first down with each gain of 3 yards or more.
COACHING CHANGES
Norv Turner will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She no doubt will blow a few, but she won't choke on the big ones.