I may have unwittingly joined a cult.

[JimNasium]

My 1994 Acura Legend had been getting really dicey lately so I've been in the market for a new ride. Last friday I finally pulled the trigger on a 2004 Jeep Wrangler X. I guess I hadn't realized it before but these Jeep folks are kinda cultish. For starters it would appear that everyone driving a Jeep is required to acknowledge one another when we meet on the road. They also apparently don't like it when my form of acknowledgement is the middle finger.

[Rain Man]

What are you planning to wrangle?

[|Zach|]

I would love to comprehend this post but I have been told I just wouldn't understand.

[JimNasium]

What are you planning to wrangle?
Alpacas. (www.ilovealpacas.com)

[mikey23545]

So are you always so friendly to the people who wave to you?

I guess the stories about the Midwestern temperment I've heard so much about are in doubt....

[JimNasium]

So are you always so friendly to the people who wave to you?

I guess the stories about the Midwestern temperment I've heard so much about are in doubt....
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[Rain Man]

So...what color is the Jeep? I like Jeeps.

[HolmeZz]

Yup, it's very much a cult. My stepfather owns a Jeep and commonly salutes when any Jeep drives by. It's pretty sad.

[|Zach|]

I used to have a jeep...I didnt feel the commeradere

[JimNasium]

So...what color is the Jeep? I like Jeeps.
It is not apricot.

http://images.autotrader.com/images/2004/11/6/173/035/1098759117.173035494.IM1.MAIN.240x180_A.240x180.jpg

[Rain Man]

It is not apricot.

http://images.autotrader.com/images/2004/11/6/173/035/1098759117.173035494.IM1.MAIN.240x180_A.240x180.jpg

You're right. It's pomegranate.

[Rain Man]

I hate to tell you this, but it's haunted. There's a man in the door.

[NaptownChief]

"For starters it would appear that everyone driving a Jeep is required to acknowledge one another when we meet on the road."


It's because they have all gotten to know each other well sitting in the repair shop all the time. :D

[Demonpenz]

If this post is right side up, turn it over

[stevieray]

You're a member of chiefsplaent, no?

[stevieray]

I used to have a jeep...I didnt feel the commeradere

That's prolly because your parents bought it.


;)

[go bo]

That's prolly because your parents bought it.


;)ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Jenny Gump]

That Jeep is hot. BTW, is this the cult you joined?

http://www.jjournal.net/jeep/features/MidLifeCrisis/jjftmlchead.jpg

[stumppy]

It would seem that you're "in".

By the way, where did you buy it at?

[JimNasium]

It would seem that you're "in".

By the way, where did you buy it at?
Heritage in Ozark.

[JimNasium]

That Jeep is hot. BTW, is this the cult you joined?

http://www.jjournal.net/jeep/features/MidLifeCrisis/jjftmlchead.jpg
You are a meanie and I'm only 38. :harumph:

[stumppy]

Heritage in Ozark.

What do ya know, my old home away from home. I was the Service manager there. If you have any problems let me know, the head tech. there is a good friend of mine. He's about as good as they get.

[JimNasium]

What do ya know, my old home away from home. I was the Service manager there. If you have any problems let me know, the head tech. there is a good friend of mine. He's about as good as they get. Excellent. Thanks. I might want to have him check it out before it goes out of warranty. It always pays to know people who know people.
:thumb:

[Skip Towne]

What do ya know, my old home away from home. I was the Service manager there. If you have any problems let me know, the head tech. there is a good friend of mine. He's about as good as they get.
They have a tech who gives head?

[JimNasium]

They have a tech who gives head?
It's a full-service shop.

[Jenny Gump]

It's an awesome Jeep...when's the next Spfld Planet gathering? Maybe you will let me sit in it? Drive it? Take it home for a week?

[JimNasium]

It's an awesome Jeep...when's the next Spfld Planet gathering? Maybe you will let me sit in it? Drive it? Take it home for a week?
Will you take me home too?

[Jenny Gump]

Will you take me home too?

Sure, I'll be happy to drop you off. I don't expect you to walk.

[|Zach|]

What do ya know
It is not suprising that Jim dodged this question.

[stumppy]

They have a tech who gives head?

Yea, it's all a matter of training. The S.O.B. tried to file a workers comp claim for bad knees but I could prove where I provided knee pads and he chose not to use them. He was screwed after that.

[stumppy]

It is not suprising that Jim dodged this question.
ROFL

REP

[JimNasium]

Yea, it's all a matter of training. The S.O.B. tried to file a workers comp claim for bad knees but I could prove where I provided knee pads and he chose not to use them. He was screwed after that.I always provide my head-givers with knee pads as well. Never had a worker's comp claim yet.

[JimNasium]

It is not suprising that Jim dodged this question.
You're Goat Cheese's b!tch aren't you?

[go bo]

It is not suprising that Jim dodged this question.ROFL ROFL ROFL

[|Zach|]

You're Goat Cheese's b!tch aren't you?
ROFL I went to Patton Alley the other day. It was another very good experience.

[go bo]

You're Goat Cheese's b!tch aren't you?damn, zach...

nailed again... ROFL ROFL ROFL

[JimNasium]

ROFL I went to Patton Alley the other day. It was another very good experience.I'm due to buy you another one soon. We need to see if we can get some swimming lessons paid for this summer.

[|Zach|]

damn, zach...

nailed again... ROFL ROFL ROFL
Pretty much, ever since Lil Roy made a thread basically calling me an ass and agreeing with GoChiefs on certain things there have been rumors of courtship.

ROFL

[|Zach|]

I'm due to buy you another one soon. We need to see if we can get some swimming lessons paid for this summer.
For sure, we need to touch base on the 37 Forever Springfield project...other wise known as the militant wing of 37 Forever.

[go bo]

For sure, we need to touch base on the 37 Forever Springfield project...other wise known as the militant wing of 37 Forever.we have terrorists in 37 forever?

[|Zach|]

we have terrorists in 37 forever?
hey, youll shut your damn mouth if you know whats good for ya.

[grandllama]

I would love to comprehend this post but I have been told I just wouldn't understand.

Yep, basically...

[|Zach|]

Yep, basically...
Its amazing, even after having one I didn't understand.

[Mosbonian]

"For starters it would appear that everyone driving a Jeep is required to acknowledge one another when we meet on the road."


It's because they have all gotten to know each other well sitting in the repair shop all the time. :D

I agree....and that goes double for any Chrysler product.

mmaddog
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