Hey, am I the only celebrity here?

[Slayer Diablo]

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[Jenson71]

Will you kill your sister for us?

[KcMizzou]

Look out... Cody will be along to hump your leg shortly.

[2bikemike]

Hi everyone, I just stumbled onto this site and it looks like a lot of fun! So am I the only celeb here or will I have to start inviting some more? ;) o:-)

Turn on your rep Jessica lets see if we can build it up.

[Rain Man]

I am actually classic film star Claude Rains, hence my username.

[Hammock Parties]

Jessica Simpson is in Missouri?

[Rain Man]

It's so good to hear from you again, Claude! I'll be at my penthouse in New York this weekend; give me a call!


Coincidentally, you're mentioned in my recent letter to Penthouse.

[Ultra Peanut]

Coincidentally, you're mentioned in my recent letter to Penthouse.Dear Penthouse,

I never thought it could happen to me, but then, on an internet message forum...

[LTownChief]

WOW, Jessica Simpson on the Planet!!!



I wish I had that much time on my hands

[David.]

Will you kill your sister for us?

quoted for emphasis.

[LTownChief]

some people have way too much time on their hands

[plbrdude]

nah yer not the only one. ima celeb too ,nobody knows it though,,,,,,,,not even me

[the Talking Can]

is it true you're smart?

[the Talking Can]

You've seen my pictures...what do you think?

I think they put a breast implant in your head.

[Rausch]

Nah, I'm not popular enough here to do that yet...

Might as well turn it on now...

[Ultra Peanut]

What's with your lip? Cold sore?

[go bo]

Syphilis.shit!

i think i just woke up my wife by laughing my ass off!!!

[Hammock Parties]

Damn, did Slayer Simpson just turn on his rep?

[go bo]

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that...my sister wouldn't mind an extra person if you need a place to hide out for a while. ;)ewwwwwwww...

no thanks, i'll pass...

my old honey is just fine with me...

[Over-Head]

Anton would have been funnier, this chick(?) is just brain dead

[chiefsfolife]

this girl reall jessica simpson?

[KcMizzou]

this girl reall jessica simpson? Yes... Phob checked the IP.

[Rausch]

Yes... Phob checked the IP.

:rolleyes:

[KcMizzou]

:rolleyes: ROFL C'mon man... I'm hoping he'll arrange a meeting.


:D

[tk13]

Anybody got a picture of that train wreck below Kevin's office the other day? It would be fitting for this thread... ROFL

[mcan]

Nope, you're not the only celebrity on here...


Carlton Grey comes by every once in awhile. I've even seen God on here from time to time... Oh yeah, and Mike Peterson...

I suppose there was this one guy named Falstaff, he's not a celebrity so much as an anti-hero.

[Ultra Peanut]

OMG it's Natalie Portman! I had no idea you were a Chiefs fan!

[Lin Elliot]

I'm a bit of a celebrity around the KC area. And I'd love to meet up with you sometime.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Hi everyone, I just stumbled onto this site and it looks like a lot of fun! So am I the only celeb here or will I have to start inviting some more? ;) o:-)
You suck and you're not that good looking.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

this girl reall jessica simpson?
Of course....haven't you noticed her first 9,000 posts......

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

I'm a bit of a celebrity around the KC area. And I'd love to meet up with you sometime.
How is it you have any positive rep?

[CosmicPal]

Yea right....

If you're really Jessica Simpson then what song did we sing for you on your birthday?

[chiefz]

Without a doubt the dumbest thread I have read on the planet and thats saying a lot with all the "What do your farts smell like?" threads that are posted here.

[chiefs4me]

You suck and you're not that good looking.


ROFL

[mcan]

OMG it's Natalie Portman! I had no idea you were a Chiefs fan!


WHERE!!!!

Oh you mean me! Good God, don't do that to me... You know I need that girl right? You almost gave me a coronary.

[Slayer Diablo]

You suck and you're not that good looking.

Yeah, the only things that look good about me aren't even real...and I'm getting a little better at singing; tomorrow we're going to try to perfect wheels on the bus.

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Yeah, the only things that look good about me aren't even real...and I'm getting a little better at singing; tomorrow we're going to try to perfect wheels on the bus.
ROFL

Good luck with that...

[FloridaChief]

Without a doubt the dumbest thread I have read on the planet and thats saying a lot

He's right.

with all the "What do your farts smell like?" threads that are posted here.

Owww. That hits home.

Thanks alot.

[Slayer Diablo]

Without a doubt the dumbest thread I have read on the planet and thats saying a lot with all the "What do your farts smell like?" threads that are posted here.

Would you expect any less from Jessic--er--me?

[Hammock Parties]

TITTAY TITTY SMACK SMACK TITTAY

[Slayer Diablo]

TITTAY TITTY SMACK SMACK TITTAY

This may be a dumb thread, but you don't have to make it classless, too.

[Donger]

Would you expect any less from Jessic--er--me?

I expect you to get your rack out and have it thoroughly photographed/published BEFORE the inevitable, "career-saving" shoot.

[Calcountry]

I think they put a breast implant in your head.ROFL

[Calcountry]

The clue is in the "Kansa what" tag line, hmmmm, I have seen that somewhere before?

[Demonpenz]

When i saw commercial for newlyweds there is no way you could tell me i would like your 98 fleas boyfriend more than you, but then when you couldn't fold your own towls, I was wishing we could let the washington sniper out one more day to pick off your non brain carrying head.

[FloridaChief]

but then when you couldn't fold your own towls, I was wishing we could let the washington sniper out one more day to pick off your non brain carrying head.

Heh...

[BIG_DADDY]

Show us your tits.

[Slayer Diablo]

Show us your tits.

Maybe at next year's Super Bowl...