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Troy1220
02-01-2005, 02:54 PM
Did militants capture an American Soldier? No, they bought a GI JOE.

Troy

Calcountry
02-01-2005, 02:55 PM
Fug dem bastiges right in the donut hole.

Kris Kringle
02-01-2005, 03:13 PM
Yes. I looked at this picture a few hours ago and thought that it looked fake. At the time, I thought they just put BDUs on a manaquine of some kind.

JimNasium
02-01-2005, 03:32 PM
What a bunch of maroons [sic].

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/ap/IRAQ_SOLDIER.sff_LON128_20050201125054.jpg
http://www.drudgereport.com/toyhead.jpg
http://www.drudgereport.com/toy.jpg

Darkwolfe
02-01-2005, 03:38 PM
The story has already been pulled from Yahoo's pages. POOF!

siberian khatru
02-01-2005, 03:44 PM
Gummipuppen!

Iowanian
02-01-2005, 03:47 PM
Holy Crap.........that is weak.

Maybe someone can get them to provide some Lat-Long Coordinates where the "ransom" can be deliverd right to their hands.

Chiefnj
02-01-2005, 04:01 PM
I hope they don't torture him by having provocativley dressed Barbies come in and shackle his legs.

4th and Long
02-01-2005, 09:09 PM
I hope they don't torture him by having provocativley dressed Barbies come in and shackle his legs.
Funny you should say that ...

http://www.yourmail.tv/hostage.jpg

And there's even more news!!

http://powerlineblog.com/archives/elmo.jpg

Ted Kennedy went on CSPAN after this was reported.

http://www.alanburkhart.com/TeddyHutt_02.jpg

Which prompted a response from Al-Zaraqewi's Chief Lieutenant.

http://www.bertisevil.tv/img/bazooka-bert.jpg

Ultra Peanut
02-01-2005, 09:12 PM
That's awesome. They're a bunch of backwards ****nozzles, but that's some funny shit.

KC Jones
02-01-2005, 09:24 PM
I'm not certain what's worse - major news outlets buying the story and pics, or you guys who still think the insurgents pulled this stunt after realizing it was a prank.

Seriously though - given how many people are thinking this was a desparate stunt by the insurgents I could believe this was something dreamed up by psy-ops as a bitch slap in the face of the insurgents after the election turnout. A nice demoralizing blow leveled across the bow of their (hopefully) sinking ship.

Bowser
02-01-2005, 09:27 PM
I think they got the idea from Psicosis' "Super Strong and Super Naked" avi.

Ultra Peanut
02-01-2005, 09:33 PM
I'm not certain what's worse - major news outlets buying the story and pics, or you guys who still think the insurgents pulled this stunt after realizing it was a prank.

Seriously though - given how many people are thinking this was a desparate stunt by the insurgents I could believe this was something dreamed up by psy-ops as a bitch slap in the face of the insurgents after the election turnout. A nice demoralizing blow leveled across the bow of their (hopefully) sinking ship.How do I know you're not an insurgent?

How do I know you're not a part of the CIA, trying to make me think I think something other than what I actually think I think?

I'M SO CONFUSED

I think they got the idea from Psicosis' "Super Strong and Super Naked" avi.Ouchies!

siberian khatru
02-01-2005, 09:34 PM
How do I know you're not an insurgent?



I'm pretty sure if Jones was an insurgent he would've blown the Planet up by now. Unless he's one of those Down's Syndrome insurgents.

Ultra Peanut
02-01-2005, 09:37 PM
<img src="http://www.tvtome.com/images/shows/20/4/98-10493.jpg" style="width: 230px; height: 270px; border: 0" alt="" />

I'm pretty sure if Jones was an insurgent he would've blown the Planet up by now. Unless he's one of those Down's Syndrome insurgents.No... the search function is disabled, remember?

KC Jones
02-01-2005, 10:20 PM
I'm pretty sure if Jones was an insurgent he would've blown the Planet up by now. Unless he's one of those Down's Syndrome insurgents.

I can neither confirm nor deny my employment as a double insurgent agent nor the possibilty of my being licensed to sell insurance in the state of Indiana.