I'm a crack dealing felon

[KC Jones]

I just accepted a position in Colorado and my last day of employment here is Feb. 11th. My first day at the new job is Feb. 21st.

Today I get a call from my recruiter that I better call the HR rep at the company because something big came up in my background search. So I call the rep and she tells me my criminal search came back positive for a crack cocaine distribution felony. I was apparently arrested in Indiana in 2002 and I'm an african american (despite being white in reality and having never lived in Indiana). So now everything is on hold while they sort this crap out :(

At least I haven't made an offer on a house yet.

Oh well... I was thinking of a bigger career change than just changing companies anyway. Does anyone need some crack?

[go bo]

well, with a name like kc jones, how could you not be a crack dealer? :shrug:


(no, that doesn't make much sense does it? too much crack...)

[Jenny Gump]

Crackwhore.

[CosmicPal]

If you're moving the Colorado, you'll fit right in.

[KC Jones]

Crackwhore.

You're hired! I'm afraid the operation is starting small since I don't yet have any crack or know how to get any, but I'll get all that sorted out and pay you later.

:evil:

[FloridaChief]

Crackwhore.

That is one short resume you just submitted...

[Jenny Gump]

You're hired! I'm afraid the operation is starting small since I don't yet have any crack or know how to get any, but I'll get all that sorted out and pay you later.

:evil:

Touche'.

[go bo]

You're hired! I'm afraid the operation is starting small since I don't yet have any crack or know how to get any, but I'll get all that sorted out and pay you later.

:evil:that's alright, just post a thread about it and someone will hook you up...

[KC Jones]

Touche'.

ohhh... a french speaking crackwhore - do I charge less or more now?

:D

[Donger]

I just accepted a position in Colorado and my last day of employment here is Feb. 11th. My first day at the new job is Feb. 21st.

Today I get a call from my recruiter that I better call the HR rep at the company because something big came up in my background search. So I call the rep and she tells me my criminal search came back positive for a crack cocaine distribution felony. I was apparently arrested in Indiana in 2002 and I'm an african american (despite being white in reality and having never lived in Indiana). So now everything is on hold while they sort this crap out :(

At least I haven't made an offer on a house yet.

Oh well... I was thinking of a bigger career change than just changing companies anyway. Does anyone need some crack?

Congratulations.

Not on the being misidentified, but on the new gig. Whereabouts in Colorado?

[Baby Lee]

Crack is whack, y'all.

[Calcountry]

Crackwhore.I think that is more properly pronounced, "Crack Hoe"

[Calcountry]

Just say NO, to crack:


http://www.wtv-zone.com/markg/mag/crack.jpg

[Rain Man]

Does this mean that you can't sell me any more crack?

[wutamess]

I'm here for the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway.

[Skip Towne]

Ya shoulda had it expunged.

[stumppy]

I'm here for the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway.


Uh.....it's was 7:30 when you showed up...........Crackhead.:bong:






:p

[stumppy]

Ya shoulda had it expunged.

ROFLROFLROFL

[KC Jones]

Congratulations.

Not on the being misidentified, but on the new gig. Whereabouts in Colorado?

Denver - I'll be working in the tech center (at least I think I will be once this gets cleared up).

As for the expunging - that sounds like Jenny's department.

[Iowanian]

Suprise?

I've been reading your posts in "LL Cool J" for years. I've always thought you were a non-honkey.

They'll sort it out..........maybe you should legally change your name to something less common like "fantasia Finklestein"

[BIG_DADDY]

Those who they can't find a way to charge with a felony will have one anyway by default. Better get ready to hand over your guns.

[BIG_DADDY]

BTW, what part of Colorado?

[Ultra Peanut]

Just ask the guy who sells pot. He'll refer you to a crack supplier quickly.

[KC Jones]

Just ask the guy who sells pot. He'll refer you to a crack supplier quickly.

:spock:

[Bowser]

Damn crack dealers! Get off the damn ChiefsPlanet, dammit!

BTW, your cousin Velvet was great on Saturday Night Live!

[Ultra Peanut]

:spock:re·fer (rĭ-fûr') pronunciation
v., -ferred, -fer·ring, -fers.

v.tr.

1. To direct to a source for help or information: referred her to a <strike>heart specialist</strike> crack dealer; referred me to his <strike>last employer</strike> crack dealer for a recommendation.

2. To assign or attribute to; regard as originated by.
3. To assign to or regard as belonging within a particular kind or class.
4. To submit (a matter in dispute) to an authority for arbitration, decision, or examination.
5. To direct the attention of: refer him to his duties.

I did not mean...

reef·er2 (rē'fər) pronunciation
n. Slang.

Marijuana, especially a marijuana cigarette.

[Ultra Peanut]

Damn crack dealers! Get off the damn ChiefsPlanet, dammit!

BTW, your cousin Velvet was great on Saturday Night Live!His cousin posts here, too.

[Bowser]

His cousin posts here, too.

I don't think that's the real cousin. He says he's from Overland Park, and that's waaay too cracker for the real Velvet!

[Ultra Peanut]

I don't think that's the real cousin. He says he's from Overland Park, and that's waaay too cracker for the real Velvet!IMPERSONATOR ALERT! GO TO DEFCON 19! IMPERSONATOR ALERT!

[Bowser]

IMPERSONATOR ALERT! GO TO DEFCON 19! IMPERSONATOR ALERT!

ROFL

I'm quick like that, see? Bolt of lightning quick!

[LTownChief]

can you sue the people who told them that?

[Kerberos]

Just say NO, to crack:


http://www.wtv-zone.com/markg/mag/crack.jpg


OH MAN .... CRACK KILLS dude !

:Lin:

Cliff

[KC Jones]

can you sue the people who told them that?

Probably not. If I understand America's legal system it works like this:

1) If someone else makes a huge mistake that causes you to lose money, or a job, or some other form of suffering, you can't sue them.

2) If you do something stupid to yourself such as pour hot coffee all over yourself you can sue the bejesus out of someone for arming you with hot coffee.

I'm sure some of the Planet's lawyers will be along soon to provide the latin verbage describing these concepts.

[Spott]

Maybe they made the charges up because they are under the assumption that you'd have to be on crack to want to live around a bunch of donkey fans.

[go bo]

Maybe they made the charges up because they are under the assumption that you'd have to be on crack to want to live around a bunch of donkey fans.:hail: :hail: :hail:

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[Inspector]

How hard could it be to find crack? Is there a high school nearby?

It's in Colorado. He'll need to find a Jr. High.




Or maybe a daycare.

[LTownChief]

Probably not. If I understand America's legal system it works like this:

1) If someone else makes a huge mistake that causes you to lose money, or a job, or some other form of suffering, you can't sue them.

2) If you do something stupid to yourself such as pour hot coffee all over yourself you can sue the bejesus out of someone for arming you with hot coffee.

I'm sure some of the Planet's lawyers will be along soon to provide the latin verbage describing these concepts.


well it could be a defamation case, if you can sue somebody over giving a bad reference to somebody that used to work for you, you should be able to sue for this, if he doesn't get the job afterall.

[wutamess]

I'm here for the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway.


Uh.....it's was 7:30 when you showed up...........Crackhead.:bong:
:p

You obviously missed the Dave Chapelle reference of Tyronne Biggums.

[Kris Kringle]

I could tell by the way you typed that you were a black guy.

[Ultra Peanut]

You obviously missed the Dave Chapelle reference of Tyronne Biggums.It's an intervention, bitch! Run for your life!

[Ultra Peanut]

I could tell by the way you typed that you were a black guy.I'll bet you didn't know I was black, you cracker sumbitch.

[KC Jones]

Many have tried, but few actually go to the lengths to find themselves:

http://www.in.gov/serv/indcorrection_ofs?previous_page=1&detail=114241

I'm kind of disappointed I don't have a long rap sheet.

[Rain Man]

Many have tried, but few actually go to the lengths to find themselves:

http://www.in.gov/serv/indcorrection_ofs?previous_page=1&detail=114241

I'm kind of disappointed I don't have a long rap sheet.

Welcome to Colorado once you get out, KC.

Indiana is just a state of criminals, I think. There's a guy in Indiana with my same first name, last name, and middle initial, and he runs one of those "vacation clubs" that is apparently a huge ripoff. He made a minor marketing push in Denver several years back, which was not pleasing to me, especially since my name was in the phone book. Last I heard, he was under investigation by the feds.

[Velvet_Jones]

Damn crack dealers! Get off the damn ChiefsPlanet, dammit!

BTW, your cousin Velvet was great on Saturday Night Live!
What's that supposed to mean?

Velvet

[KC Jones]

UPDATE:

I'm no longer a crack dealing felon.

You cannot believe the absolute torture this put me through. In the beginning it was funny (and still is), but as my last date of employment loomed, it quickly became a serious matter. It's one thing for me to joke about it with friends and co-workers, but the background check company actually started having fun with it too. The woman who was in charge of my reinvestigation is a sadistic bitch. I was dying to tell her off, but she was literally holding my fate in her hands.

Now that it's all been cleared up I will be sending a formal complaint to her company detailing her behavior. I can't say that I hope she gets fired, but I hope they make sure nobody else is treated like that again.

:shake:

[go bo]

UPDATE:

I'm no longer a crack dealing felon.

. . .eh, we liked you better when you were a street thug...