Who is the biggest dumbass on Chiefsplanet?

[JimNasium]

Simple question so answer it.

[go bo]

that question's not so simple...

do you mean biggest as in physically imposing?

or biggest as in dumbassery?

[RedandGold]

Also, are you asking for volunteers?

[JimNasium]

that question's not so simple...

do you mean biggest as in physically imposing?

or biggest as in dumbassery?
It's not that complicated dumbass. Just answer the question.

[JimNasium]

Also, are you asking for volunteers?
Are you a dumbass?

[Iowanian]

I'll bet Iowanian gets at least 25% of the vote. Gochiefs hates that cat, and you know where HE goes, People Follow.


I'm so screwed.

The others will probably be determined in this thread
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=109547&page=2

[Rain Man]

It's interesting that the planet can be split into three groups: dumbasses, smartasses, and just asses.

[go bo]

It's not that complicated dumbass. Just answer the question.hold on now, this is an important issue...

[JimNasium]

It's interesting that the planet can be split into three groups: dumbasses, smartasses, and just asses.
So you are split into thirds?

[chiefs4me]

Oops wrong thread. I thought it said who is the biggest asshole?

[RedandGold]

Are you a dumbass?

Yes, but my inferiority complex prevents me from admitting to being the biggest one...

:D

[PunkinDrublic]

Also, are you asking for volunteers?

I can be a pretty big dumbass a lot of the times.

[Iowanian]

,,,, is the biggest ( )*( ) ?

[Rain Man]

So you are split into thirds?


Quintiles, actually. I'm not terribly symmetric.

[|Zach|]

Wow...so many canidates.

[JimNasium]

hold on now, this is an important issue...
Important or impotent?

[go bo]

It's interesting that the planet can be split into three groups: dumbasses, smartasses, and just asses.wow, i can be in 3 different groups all at the same time!! WooWoo

[Iowanian]

This thread could overtake the Girly thread. More canidates than the Iraqi Election with Legit Claim to the title.

Can't wait to hear the Campaign speeches from the day crew.

I'll wager one of the placewinners looks somewhat like *this*

[RealSNR]

It's me. I've had the official badge for a couple years now. Exclusively approved by Talisman himself.

[go bo]

Important or impotent?hmmmm...

let me get back to you on that...

[|Zach|]

I think KCChiefsman and Gunther_Fan would have to fight to the death for the honor.

[JimNasium]

I'm pretty sure that I fit better into the dumbf*ck category.

[Miles]

I think KCChiefsman and Gunther_Fan would have to fight to the death for the honor.

What, no love for your buddy warpaint?

[|Zach|]

What, no love for your buddy warpaint?
Thats true...this task is so tough.

[go bo]

Thats true...this task is so tough.that's why we put the burden on your strong young shoulders... :harumph: :harumph: :harumph:

[Hammock Parties]

I'll bet Iowanian gets at least 25% of the vote. Gochiefs hates that cat, and you know where HE goes, People Follow.


I'm so screwed.

The others will probably be determined in this thread
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=109547&page=2

I don't hate you, I just find you extremely annoying.

The biggest dumbass? How can it be anyone but me? No one is as consistent and no one has such a legacy.

[Donger]

Oops wrong thread. I thought it said who is the biggest asshole?

And my candidate actually makes her own appearance...

[go bo]

I don't hate you, I just find you extremely annoying.

The biggest dumbass? How can it be anyone but me? No one is as consistent and no one has such a legacy.no, no, no...

we're looking for the biggest DUMBass...

not the biggest PAIN IN THE ASS... http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/tongueout.gif http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/tongueout.gif http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/tongueout.gif

[Mr. Laz]

i've got to be included as some kind of ass


:hmmm:




me thinks i seem to be more of a JACKass though



does that count?

[Hoover]

Yeah I vote for lazarus


:D

[PastorMikH]

I'm kinda torn on my answer to this thread. I've even considered tossing a coin to help me decide, Heads Phobia, Tails JimNassium (Now, if I could just find one to flip).

[PastorMikH]

I don't hate you, I just find you extremely annoying.




You know, it's just not a good thing for a Poodle to growl and snarl at a Pitbull.

[Mr. Kotter]

...The biggest dumbass? How can it be anyone but me? No one is as consistent and no one has such a legacy.

You got my vote... :thumb:

FTR, the question is DUMBass...if it were JACKass or Smartass, well...I'd probably be in the runnin'....

[2bikemike]

I'm kinda torn on my answer to this thread. I've even considered tossing a coin to help me decide, Heads Phobia, Tails JimNassium (Now, if I could just find one to flip).

Those guys are smartasses the dumbasses is a whole nother category. I have decided not to name names.

[Skip Towne]

I don't hate you, I just find you extremely annoying.

The biggest dumbass? How can it be anyone but me? No one is as consistent and no one has such a legacy.
What do I need to do to be elevated to the status of "extremely annoying". You are undoubtedly the biggest dumbass on the Planet. You still live with your parents at age 23. You have no social life. No women. Some fast food job. And no desire to correct any of it. And I didn't even mention that ignorant teeny bopper Star Wars crap. Who can compete with all that??

[Mr. Kotter]

Those guys are smartasses the dumbasses is a whole nother category. I have decided not to name names.

Islamawhore will appreciate that...

[Mr. Laz]

Yeah I vote for lazarus

:D
bastige STFU


maybe i can change my name to lazarass for ya






:)

[Hammock Parties]

You know, it's just not a good thing for a Poodle to growl and snarl at a Pitbull.

Iowanian's just a small-time punk.

[Hammock Parties]

You got my vote... :thumb:

FTR, the question is DUMBass...if it were JACKass or Smartass, well...I'd probably be in the runnin'....

You're tied with me.

[Mr. Kotter]

Iowanian's just a small-time punk.

Wow...Iowanian may be a lot of things; but that's not one of them... :shake:

Smack-down coming in 3-2-1...

[Mr. Kotter]

You're tied with me.

Not for this; the others, maybe...

[Hammock Parties]

What do I need to do to be elevated to the status of "extremely annoying".

You're not really annoying...you actually give me reasons to hate you, though I'm convinced you're not such a terrible guy, you just play the part well.

You're alot funnier than Iowanian, too.

[Hammock Parties]

Wow...Iowanian may be a lot of things; but that's not one of them... :shake:

Smack-down coming in 3-2-1...

I am rubber he is glue.

[Skip Towne]

Iowanian's just a small-time punk.
Says the colossal failure of all time. Your life is done at 23. Enjoy.

[Hammock Parties]

Says the colossal failure of all time. Your life is done at 23. Enjoy.

I'm speaking in internet terms here.

[Mr. Kotter]

Says the colossal failure of all time. Your life is done at 23. Enjoy.

Just gonna ignore my PM, Skip? :hmmm:

[stevieray]

Iowanian's just a small-time punk.

You'd piss your pants.

[Mr. Kotter]

You'd piss your pants.

No, he'd shit them.

[Skip Towne]

Just gonna ignore my PM, Skip? :hmmm:
Yeah, I believe I will. In fact I am ignoring you altogether. I don't think you want the board to know what I think of you. I thought it was pretty diplomatic of me.

[Mr. Kotter]

Yeah, I believe I will. In fact I am ignoring you altogether. I don't think you want the board to know what I think of you. I thought it was pretty diplomatic of me.

If that's what works for you, cool. I'm honestly intrigued by how you arrived at this place...but whatever works for you. :thumb:

[teedubya]

im pretty sure that the answer is David.

[Phobia]

I'm just glad nobody has nominated me. I guess y'all are smarter than I thought.

[RNR]

It is a three way tie, meme and her two kids gochiefs and kcchiefsman

[Mr. Kotter]

I'm just glad nobody has nominated me. I guess y'all are smarter than I thought.

Apparently not the Pastor... :)

I'm kinda torn on my answer to this thread. I've even considered tossing a coin to help me decide, Heads Phobia, Tails JimNassium (Now, if I could just find one to flip).

[Phobia]

Apparently not the Pastor... :)

That doesn't count since he's still in search of a coin. As a Pastor in BFE, Oklahoma - I'm confident it will be a long while before he locates one....

[Mr. Kotter]

That doesn't count since he's still in search of a coin.

Plus, you know better than to mess with him...heh.

[Darkwolfe]

Personally I'd think the Biggest Dumbarse award oughta go to that piker that gives bad service at Appleby's. :bang:

[PastorMikH]

That doesn't count since he's still in search of a coin. As a Pastor in BFE, Oklahoma - I'm confident it will be a long while before he locates one....



Coins are kinda scare around here since I realized how much money that State of OK likes to recieve in taxes every year.

[Eleazar]

Damn, no votes. Well, I am not one to give up easily. :sulk:

[PastorMikH]

I thought folks in your line of work were exempt from such things.

I'm SO cancelling that mail-order program.



I wished! I even get to pay self employment tax on the fair rental value of house the church provides for us to live in.

The church is exempt, but I am not. In fact, ANYTHING donated to us through the church that the person gets tax credit for, we have to claim market value and pay taxes on.

[David.]

im pretty sure that the answer is David.

pft

[Taco John]

You can do better, Skip. Hell, I half-assed this one (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2252446#post2252446) and it came off more abrasive.



Who is that?

[Abba-Dabba]

Who is that?

gochiefs

[Pants]

Gotta go with rebrian on this one.

[David.]

i would have gone with Ali, but he beat me to the punch :(

[Taco John]

and behind door number 4?

[Abba-Dabba]

and behind door number 4?

You

[htismaqe]

bastige STFU


maybe i can change my name to lazarass for ya






:)

Ask and ye shall receive! :D

[htismaqe]

That doesn't count since he's still in search of a coin. As a Pastor in BFE, Oklahoma - I'm confident it will be a long while before he locates one....

Yeah, they still have a barter economy there...can you flip a chicken?

[Skip Towne]

You can do better, Skip. Hell, I half-assed this one (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2252446#post2252446) and it came off more abrasive.
Wow! I'm a lightweight.

[whoman69]

Gochiefs goes off half-cocked, half-assed, half-witted but he is a full blown dumbass.

[Pennywise]

I'll bet Iowanian gets at least 25% of the vote. Gochiefs hates that cat, and you know where HE goes, People Follow.



Obviously... (http://www.livejournal.com/users/krautboy/243291.html)

[Pennywise]

Gochiefs goes off half-cocked, half-assed, half-witted but he is a full blown dumbass.

Yeah, but what a killer mullet.

[JimNasium]

I've got to rule out Goat Cheese. He tries too hard to be a dumbass so that makes him a jackass. I think the true dumbasses are those folks that don't try, they just are.

[Mr. Kotter]

I've got to rule out Goat Cheese. He tries too hard to be a dumbass so that makes him a jackass. I think the true dumbasses are those folks that don't try, they just are.

Man, what a dumbass thing to say.... :shake:

:p

[siberian khatru]

Ooh, ooh! I want to be a dumbass too! Pick me! Pick me!

[JimNasium]

Ooh, ooh! I want to be a dumbass too! Pick me! Pick me!
No, you are in the Wisass category. Thank you for playing.

[htismaqe]

What's a wisass?

[ROYC75]

Probally all of us have qualified at one time or another.

The problem in choosing only one, it's just a matter of time before some ass comes along that is a bigger dumbass than the previous one.

I should probally shut up now ......... STFU

[JazzzLovr]

What's a wisass?

I think that's a "wise ass" for dumbasses that can't spell.




:D

[htismaqe]

I think that's a "wise ass" for dumbasses that can't spell.




:D

:hmmm:

For some reason, I thought it was Snoop-speak...

Wisass in the hizzouse!

[Saulbadguy]

That depends. There are different levels of dumbassery. For instance, Ali Chi3fs can be a dumbass, but not a huge dumbass, and he isn't a dumbass all of the time. gochiefs has his moments, but that may be because I can relate to him, sort of. Also I haven't been annoyed by him the past few years, just one. chiefs4me is pretty much a constant dumbass. Taco John is another guy who is decent and fun most of the time, but can let himself sink in to uber-dumberassery. I don't know. "There's just so many options"

[ROYC75]

What's a wisass?

Might be Ozark slang ? :p

[htismaqe]

That depends. There are different levels of dumbassery. For instance, Ali Chi3fs can be a dumbass, but not a huge dumbass, and he isn't a dumbass all of the time. gochiefs has his moments, but that may be because I can relate to him, sort of. Also I haven't been annoyed by him the past few years, just one. chiefs4me is pretty much a constant dumbass. Taco John is another guy who is decent and fun most of the time, but can let himself sink in to uber-dumberassery. I don't know. "There's just so many options"

You just said that you can RELATE to gochiefs.

Off to the "Something Sad" thread with you...

[TEX]

Taco John is in my book.

[Saulbadguy]

You just said that you can RELATE to gochiefs.

Off to the "Something Sad" thread with you...
Yeah. sorta. We're the same age, and both like Star Wars quite a bit. I dare say we are both "nerds".

[htismaqe]

Yeah. sorta. We're the same age, and both like Star Wars quite a bit. I dare say we are both "nerds".

There's some things that you should just leave unsaid...

[CosmicPal]

Anyone who's a Broncos or Raiders fan is pretty much a dumbazz in my book.

[ROYC75]

Yeah. sorta. We're the same age, and both like Star Wars quite a bit. I dare say we are both "nerds".


R2D2... is that you ?

[Saulbadguy]

R2D2... is that you ?
Artoo Deetoo..it is you, it is you!

[Mr. Kotter]

That depends. There are different levels of dumbassery. For instance, Ali Chi3fs can be a dumbass, but not a huge dumbass, and he isn't a dumbass all of the time. gochiefs has his moments, but that may be because I can relate to him, sort of. Also I haven't been annoyed by him the past few years, just one. chiefs4me is pretty much a constant dumbass. Taco John is another guy who is decent and fun most of the time, but can let himself sink in to uber-dumberassery. I don't know. "There's just so many options"


Eeeehhhhhhh---eemmmmmmm! Yoo-Hoo! Hello? :cuss:

PBJ

:harumph:

[Iowanian]

What's a wisass?


I'm an aspiring wiseass, porker.

[htismaqe]

I'm an aspiring wiseass, porker.

****er.

[Iowanian]

No I didn't.........Just walked her home.

[JimNasium]

No, you are in the Wisass category. Thank you for playing.
Well it's official, I am the biggest dumbass. :shake:

[Alec R]

Chief fans who happen to Mizzou fans.

Coming in a close second: All other chief fans ;)

[ROYC75]

I'm an aspiring wiseass, porker.

You and gochiefs have alot in common...wiseass & porkers ? :hmmm: :D

[Calcountry]

You got my vote... :thumb:

FTR, the question is DUMBass...if it were JACKass or Smartass, well...I'd probably be in the runnin'....Smarass, that would be EnDELT

[Mr. Kotter]

Smarass, that would be EnDELT

I think technically, he has "retired" after winning the Smartass Superbowl three years runnin'.....he's still around "coaching" some of us though.

[Ghostof]

I'm glad I aint on the list

[Mr. Kotter]

I'm glad I aint on the list

Noobs aren't qualified; though, once you reach 2,000 posts....you'll be an "up and comer."

[Bearcat]

First I'm left off all the "Best of Chiefsplanet" threads, and now this one, too :deevee:

[Mr. Laz]

Ask and ye shall receive! :D

you b!tch ... i just noticed :eek: :eek:





:cuss: :cuss:

[Ghostof]

Noobs aren't qualified; though, once you reach 2,000 posts....you'll be an "up and comer."



Good, i'll make sure I stay under the 2k post for the next few years

[chiefs4me]

Simple question so answer it.



Happy Birthday

[ChiefsCountry]

Its simple anybody who isn't a Chiefs fan.

[Lzen]

,,,, is the biggest ( )*( ) ?


(.)Y(.)

[Lzen]

This thread reminded me of this commercial that I saw only once or twice a couple years ago. I think it was a Barq's root beer commercial. This interviewee was saying something like "I look forward to being a part of the dumbass family, dumbass & dumbass, etc"......or something like that. And at the end the boss says it's dumass (sounds like due moss ). I haven't laughed so hard at a commercial in a long time. :)

[yunghungwell]

,,, seems to be looking strong in according to the exit polls.


,,,

http://www.fs.fed.us/ne/newtown_square/local-resources/images/for-kids/woodsy_owl.jpg

this internet bb.

[htismaqe]

you b!tch ... i just noticed :eek: :eek:





:cuss: :cuss:

:thumb:

[David.]

you b!tch ... i just noticed :eek: :eek:





:cuss: :cuss:

lindsay lohan wins that dance off